a tip
about 2 years ago

I've noticed many people having this problem. In case you are somehow logged out and your level won't save, open a new tab and log back in. That should restart your session and will hopefully allow you to save the level you spent a lot of time on.

update
about 2 years ago

Hi... so some of you found the game.

I'm still putting in sound. Not surprisingly, this is more complicated than I expected, and will take a bit more than a week if I want it done well. However, with more than 1 person other than myself playing the game, a replay bug has presented itself.... that I must fix first.

My current method of detecting differences in pcs apparently isn't accurate enough. Sometimes you may see that someone completed a level (listed as accurate) in a certain time. When you watch that replay, they may never finish the level. This has happened only a couple times for me, but viewing the replay always gives the same result.

Sooooo, I'm not sure why this is happening, and I will be attempting to fix this. When it's done I will not delete the old replays, but with the new method in there, you will most likely see your old replays listed as inaccurate. That sucks, but it's better than deleting them i suppose.

Or maybe I should delete all of them while the game is still new so they're not cluttering shit up?

Happy Wheels
about 3 years ago

soooooo... here's my new game, Happy Wheels. I've worked on it part-time since nearly 4 years ago (arrrrg). It's still not finished. It most likely never will be. That's ok... I still laugh when the fat woman explodes. Hopefully I'm not alone here.

This will be an anti-climactic silent launch. I won't be promoting at all until I add a few more things to it (like sound). Actually, there are a ton of things I want to add in there. Characters, levels, editor items, cinematics, more gore... but I couldn't push things back any further without making what I have public, now that the game is fully functional.

Since last summer, between free time and freelance work, I've only been able to work on the site itself and the game's menu interfaces. Now that that is finished, It will be nice to go back to the more fun stuff. I'll be putting in sound next week. Following that I will most likely add some better terrain options to the level editor... then go back to making stupid characters.

Anyways, I'm very happy to have it up. I'm entirely numb to the game and no longer have an opinion of my own towards it. Hoping everyone enjoys it (the 5 of you who still visit my site) and it eventually develops a bit of a community.

PLEASE REGISTER AND MAKE SOME LEVELS.

OH BOY
about 3 years ago

Hello everyone. Well after 50 incorrect predictions, finally, here's my new site. Along with it will be my new game, but give me some time to try to get my ads running and a few other random things.

Thanks so much to Ben, one of the first reliable people I've worked with, for getting all the non-flash stuff built over the last disorganized half year. Check out his stuff here.

extra squirts


Ok, I just updated the blood again a couple hours ago.

It's more toned down, and I think it looks splendid. If you didn't like how it looked before, give it another shot. If you didn't like it before because your computer is old and it ran like shit, well it's still going to run like shit.

Once again:

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE NEW BLOOD, CHANGE IT BACK IN THE OPTIONS MENU.

If you don't like something, feel free to let me know in a less than shitty manner, and I will continue to update the game in a jovial mood.

Jason's more detailed update post is below.