By someone on Sep. 11th, 2010 03:04AM
Finally. Sorry about that. Now on a better server and paying a whole lot more for hosting. Oh well. As long as traffic stays ok, that will be fine. If the site still goes down, I obviously have larger problems.
As for the game, I've been working on a small update. It should be up sometime next week. I've made it easier to grab onto objects after ejecting. You will grab onto things as long as you are holding spacebar... not just the moment you press it. The fat lady and segway guy will also be able to reattach to their vehicles after ejecting. That should lead to some funny replays I hope.... jumping through the air, or falling long distances back onto your vehicle should be funny. I mean... if that is your sense of humor. These things are amusing to me.
I'm also working freelance for a 6 week project, so updates will have to be tiny like this one above until I'm out again.
Also, if you think you can replicate my style pretty well, I wouldn't mind looking into some help with illustrating new characters. Things would go a lot faster that way.
By brickhead119 on Sep. 11th, 2010 03:26AM
Check your email i gave you a few ideas for characters if you want them.
By GirlZGetZGasmZ on Sep. 11th, 2010 03:29AM
[b][/b]PEOPLE JIM HAS SPOKEN SO GO FORTH AND DESIGN CHARACTERS LIKE A PIZZA BOY ON A MOPED, A CLOWN ON A UNICYCLE, A CHILD ON A TRICYCLE, A TEENAGER ON A BMX, AN 18TH CENTURY GENTLEMAN ON ONE OF THOSE BIG WHEELED BICYCLES, A MARTHON RACER ON A RACING BICYCLE AND OTHERS.
By karch1992 on Sep. 11th, 2010 04:39AM
Or how about using "r" to reset the level instead of having to go and click on the menu and then reset. That would be awesome.
By chowderdude on Sep. 11th, 2010 07:29AM
@karch1992 just press esc and then r
By Imakebread on Sep. 11th, 2010 11:25AM
I would like a nurse with hot hot fishnets on an ambulance bike. A nerdy kid with big goofy glasses on a bicycle with lame words like Necrodragon64. A super super fat dude on one of those kiddy pink girly bikes. A baker in a bread bike. Thanks.
By NeoTStyle on Sep. 11th, 2010 11:38AM
Glad to see this site up again. <3
By bubbleboom on Sep. 11th, 2010 11:43AM
Why bikes, what about some people in cars that can [b]crash[/b] through their windscreens
By ozzy554 on Sep. 11th, 2010 12:02PM
how bout just someone walking.
By slntbob on Sep. 11th, 2010 12:30PM
how about a riding mower?
By OliKills on Sep. 11th, 2010 12:31PM
no you cant put walking pple remember the game is called happy "WHEELS" ;)
And what about a skater thayt wouldbe great fat ornormal your choys cant wait for new carachters lol peace
By cooliam on Sep. 11th, 2010 12:49PM
i have macromedia flash 8, cause i think i could help make some people if i could give you it through flash 8
By Letsjugglemice on Sep. 11th, 2010 4:26PM
Is it sick that im ubsessed with the child and the father? make more child ones and double ones
By Renstyles on Sep. 11th, 2010 4:36PM
I feel i could easily replicate them , let me or us know any specifics such as how you want them built, in pieces, bone tool etc. :D id be more than happy to help make some interesting players.
By GirlZGetZGasmZ on Sep. 11th, 2010 5:01PM
golf cart with old man and clubs not my suggestion but a good one.
By Canned Shoes on Sep. 11th, 2010 5:58PM
SIAMESE TWINS CHARACTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By samsircas on Sep. 11th, 2010 6:50PM
What about a hobo in a shopping cart.
By Ipwnjerkfaces on Sep. 11th, 2010 6:57PM
How bout a stripper in a penis bike?
By KoEDeath on Sep. 11th, 2010 10:34PM
Mall cop on segway
tricycle with toddler on it
a roller coaster cart with multiple people on it
a 3 seater bike
a scooter xD
By Boredom on Sep. 12th, 2010 12:09AM
Definitely need an ATV and MX bike.
By Johnson_johnson on Sep. 12th, 2010 12:39AM
Hey, did you think about making the game a little like transformice?
Like, wen making a map you can choose if its a multiplayer map.
Then wen you connect the game you can choose to play it with other peoples, it would put you in a random room with other 9 players, then they all would race, it would change map after all are dead/finished or the time limit was over.
Posting this here to see other people opinions
By __ROFLWAFFLE___3 on Sep. 12th, 2010 12:58AM
dude you should make a guy who is a cat and when you eject he bursts into flames
By dAnnY24 on Sep. 12th, 2010 01:56AM
kid on a red wagon
By jimmybidz on Sep. 12th, 2010 08:30AM
how about you make it so everyone has there own name and you add your mates or random people and play them on a level , it will be crazy and fun
By howardrum on Sep. 12th, 2010 08:43AM
crazy dude in a huge toster lol
By AGlassMilk on Sep. 12th, 2010 12:42PM
not sure if I will be able to successfully replicate your style. But I would love to see a mountain biking chick with nice tits, and when she crashes her silicone implants are flying around.
Would love to contribute. Just would need a example vector figure as fla to see how to create the movieclips and body parts.
By MemiChan on Sep. 12th, 2010 3:15PM
A guy riding a horse.
By samsircas on Sep. 12th, 2010 3:40PM
A fat guy in a Harley bike.
By jeffhardy101 on Sep. 12th, 2010 5:25PM
ok my ideas skater 4 person car low rider bike roller skater a kid on a scotter a mom and here baby with her on roller skates and pushing a buggy with a baby those are my ideas
By jeffhardy101 on Sep. 11th, 2010 7:10pm
Zorb (big inflatable ball you get in a go down a hill)
ice cream vending cart
astronaut on a space buggy
i like that dudes ideas up they re
yeah we REALLY need to have a CUSTOM PLAYER thing....
AND HARRY POTTER ON THE NIMBUS 2000
and you should be able to get back on the vehicle
By bunnybacon on Sep. 12th, 2010 5:44PM
redneck on lawn mower.
Anything involving old women and little boys.
Asian guy in Tuk-Tuk
Hippie/kid on Kick scooter
Cop/little girl on horse (i want to see horses die!!!)
By flatis on Sep. 12th, 2010 6:38PM
you should make this game for the apple store on the iphon or ipod touch :D that would be GREAT!
By dAnnY24 on Sep. 12th, 2010 8:05PM
no dont, apple sucks, put it for the android market first XD
By bradycb on Sep. 12th, 2010 10:02PM
my idesas are a guy in a cardbord box attached to a scate bord a hilbilly in a wheel berow a crazy cat lady and incorpirate cats into it i want to see them die a guy on a unicycle and a pregnate lady in a wheell chair and when she crashes have th baby com out anging from a umbilicale cord XD
By Tendercrisp on Sep. 12th, 2010 10:04PM
Very small update requests that could likely be worked in easily.
1. Option to move decoration objects to the FRONT so they appear in front of the character.
2. Ability to adjust the opacity of objects.
Two very simple features that would take level making to a whole new level of depth.
Thanks for your time.
By karch1992 on Sep. 12th, 2010 10:08PM
What about rollerblades, skateboard, or razor scooter?
By caleb on Sep. 13th, 2010 03:39AM
Hi im a poop
By mickle377 on Sep. 13th, 2010 04:35AM
sumo being pulled by a skinny Asian guy sort of like this
By Aaronoob on Sep. 13th, 2010 09:35AM
monster truck,kid on a cycle,skateboard,bunch of klowns on a unicycle,formula,shopping cart,a guy with a bottle of light coke and mentos,
By Mista Miggins on Sep. 13th, 2010 11:40AM
We also need a feature that lets you comment on things.
By Nark on Sep. 13th, 2010 12:53PM
Those are some really great ideas you have there.
By po123 on Sep. 13th, 2010 2:15PM
your a gay prick
By 420 on Sep. 13th, 2010 7:16PM
I suggest a man-child with one of those helicopter hats to fly around ahah.
By ZhouCain on Sep. 13th, 2010 8:24PM
1) A German Doctor riding a Human Centipede
2) A mom pushing a stroller (irresponsible mom)
3) (Star Wars) Scout trooper on a speeder bike
4) Fat Harley biker guy with girlfriend/wife/boyfriend on the back.
5) Gangsta on a tricked out bike. (google "gangsta pimped bike" for pics)
[u][b]But seriously. German Doctor on a Human Centipede. Has to happen.[/b][/u]
By alex77145 on Sep. 14th, 2010 08:28AM
maybe you can try a dude with a skateboard
By krazek on Sep. 14th, 2010 08:58AM
roller-skater mom with a kid in a stroller (wheels-wheels)
By Letsjugglemice on Sep. 14th, 2010 1:02PM
i love the game mate good luck. hurry up with moar characters!!
By snailpower on Sep. 14th, 2010 2:39PM
Please make new characters quickly 0_0
By rodman658 on Sep. 14th, 2010 4:17PM
totaly awsome make new chareters plz
By OpTic on Sep. 14th, 2010 5:23PM
Some Baby in a stroller!!!!
By Havukka on Sep. 14th, 2010 6:54PM