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Oh Hello
By someone on Sep. 18th, 2010 5:04PM

Well, I finished eating, and I just thought I'd give you guys an update. As I mentioned before, I'm currently working full time until mid October. I also have to spend my free time trying to find a new place to live as I'm homeless at the end of the month. Because of this, I'll be slow updating happy wheels. I'm not ignoring your demands for "MORE HAPPY WHEELS". Soon enough I'll be back in my room, in a depressing hermit state, working on the game again.

The server move was successful. There are a few bugs that need to be taken care of with registration and other crap. Hopefully that will be done this weekend.

Thanks everyone for making the game popular. Sorry if I'm slow in getting back to you if you've contacted me, especially if you are offering help. I definitely need it.
By ryan6265 on Sep. 18th, 2010 12:23PM

Sooo, is the update where you can re-mount your vehicle added yet?
By Sacro9999 on Sep. 18th, 2010 12:24PM

Thank you again for the game
By rubberduckninjas on Sep. 18th, 2010 12:35PM

thanks man I love your game its soooo freaking awesome i LOVE it but yea you do need to update it soon but when ever but make a new character and a way to remount your vehicle just like ryan6265 said
By penismcpenis on Sep. 18th, 2010 12:42PM

I am sorry to hear about the homelessness. Kinda funny that the kids above me just want the game to be updated. Well, hope it works
By rytoast on Sep. 18th, 2010 2:05PM

U shuld add more vehicles!!
By frank on Sep. 18th, 2010 2:21PM

cool
By blue_block on Sep. 18th, 2010 4:27PM

Come live with me. I have hot pockets :D
By penisbutt on Sep. 18th, 2010 5:07PM

Someone needs to open their home to this wonderful man. Sex offenders need not apply.
By NeoTStyle on Sep. 18th, 2010 5:32PM

What. How can an awesome guy like you be homeless? I sad.
By BearTrucka on Sep. 18th, 2010 6:03PM

At least he Has the balls to post on the websire, this may slow the popular demand for "asodma due make sum more happy wheels characters!!!!!11" But I feel sympathetic for the guy. P.S Anyone who wants more characters or Items for levels.... HIT THE DONATE BUTTON!
By Plastiware on Sep. 18th, 2010 8:25PM

I just noticed that he apparently posted this on January 1st, 1970. lol
By smell yo dick on Sep. 18th, 2010 9:16PM

come live with me i have captain crunch 8-)
By suttles on Sep. 18th, 2010 9:20PM

Good luck.
By tangrowth on Sep. 18th, 2010 10:11PM

This game is awesome
By xGMANx12 on Sep. 18th, 2010 10:39PM

Im amazed that you are going through so much truble andmoving out if your house just to make this game fun for everyone.... Jim you AMAZING
By me_me_11 on Sep. 19th, 2010 02:38AM

lol come 2 aussie
By jak1298 on Sep. 19th, 2010 04:14AM

I like no i love this game so much I wanna mary it:-D
By Altair1 on Sep. 19th, 2010 06:51AM

I love this game!!! It already needs new characters. More with 2 people on one vehicle like irresponsible dad.You should be able to walk and jump after you bail and you should be able to get back onto your vehicle.
By xGMANx12 on Sep. 19th, 2010 09:52AM

This game is the best game ive ever played. Everytime i get on the computer its rather this websire playing happywheels or on yotube searching HappyWheels
By dimucchu12 on Sep. 19th, 2010 12:27PM

can we make our own characters? that would be a great update (you know what I mean I am dutch)
By peacebird on Sep. 19th, 2010 1:02PM

Sorry to here that u will be homeless. Just take time to get back on ur feet and thats when u can update Happy Wheels. Remimber no presere.
By tracker on Sep. 19th, 2010 4:07PM

yo dont post enough updates i like to hear how things are going
By Jack99 on Sep. 19th, 2010 4:36PM

Cool story bro
By nicka77 on Sep. 19th, 2010 6:53PM

dude dont worry about the game just check up on it worry bout ur live ang chill and it will all be good wait till u make money and have a house then the with is sick thx
By dude501 on Sep. 19th, 2010 8:54PM

too bad, youre cool for making these games
By sassycatman on Sep. 20th, 2010 4:26PM

More characters pleasesesesaagfasreg
By stiches on Sep. 20th, 2010 4:29PM

Dude u should make this game for the iPod
By XoXBlinkerXoX on Sep. 20th, 2010 4:31PM

This would be one awsome IPhone App :D......But dude we just need more chracters.....:D...like guy on strecther stuff like that more level items too :D
By Hijax on Sep. 20th, 2010 11:05PM

You are the god among wheels!
By Chaftix on Sep. 21st, 2010 04:03AM

"XoXBlinkerXoX" That was the most awesome i heard today i think.. This would be the master of all Apps indeed!!! I WANT THIS IN IPHONE IN THE FUTURE! :D Love the game and thanks alot for creating it, saved me many boring hours on the job (;
By thebadwolf on Sep. 21st, 2010 3:55PM

Come live with me!!
By xujays on Sep. 21st, 2010 4:22PM

I just noticed that you apparently ate for four days.
By Leo on Sep. 21st, 2010 8:34PM

So FuCk you al[LIST] [*] [/LIST]Fuck you and later Fuck the you others
By Totopaw124 on Sep. 22nd, 2010 09:22AM

TACOS SUCK BURRITOS ROCK [url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/news.php?=17[/url] ROCK
By iblob on Sep. 22nd, 2010 1:07PM

dont worry about it we can live without regulear updates you just sort yourself out then work on it some more but you dont have to BEACUSE THE GAME ALREADY ROXS SO MUCH
By Alex2213 on Sep. 22nd, 2010 3:48PM

hey man great game but we need some more charicters for example a teenager in a shopping trolly or a bicker with a girl on the back:) keep up the good work.
By KnightD on Sep. 22nd, 2010 5:09PM

I absolutely loved Divine Intervention when it came out and I love this game. You should submit it to the Xbox arcade or the Playstation Store. Really.
By Havukka on Sep. 22nd, 2010 5:10PM

It would be hard to use the flying glitch with irresponsible dad when playing with a controller. :(
By Totopaw124 on Sep. 22nd, 2010 5:45PM

btw i would LOVE it if you can get back on your vehicle (when on the seat) by pressing "G"
By Havukka on Sep. 22nd, 2010 5:50PM

I heard you will be able to do that atleast with the segway guy.
By markyboy on Sep. 23rd, 2010 08:49AM

hey my happy wheels aint working the ad comes on i let it play and then it says loading sounds 100% and it never comes on it just frezes
By pommysam on Sep. 23rd, 2010 2:57PM

dude, take all the time you need, and you could make loads more money by getting better advertisements on the page i reckon....
By soccerboy on Sep. 23rd, 2010 4:52PM

how do u unlock charcters
By hikeon on Sep. 23rd, 2010 5:48PM

come live with me and my mole friends...we invade earth in a month :D
By darkhoboman12 on Sep. 23rd, 2010 11:50PM

I think it would be cool if there was a character that didnt have a vehicle but they ran and space bar would make them jump and if you bailed you bail like anybidy else. oh yeah his name would be opinionated runner
By SlasherMill on Sep. 24th, 2010 03:42AM

so are u macking new people for happy wheels if u are u rock :)
By rase_ on Sep. 24th, 2010 05:45AM

when u give us new characters????
By Havukka on Sep. 24th, 2010 09:56AM

SlasherMill, how could he make new people just like that? He is [b]male[/b] for crying out loud.
By Ipwnjerkfaces on Sep. 24th, 2010 11:53AM

Come to my house there are nice TITS. :D
By computergeek on Sep. 24th, 2010 4:47PM

HOW DO YOU UNLOCK CHARICTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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