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By someone on Oct. 21st, 2010 04:34AM

If you're still struggling to figure out how to clear your cache, well that is very disappointing... but also, v1.11 should load automatically now without you doing anything. So now you can stop emailing me and posting about that.

I've begun drawing out a new character this week. It's going slowly. I still think I should be able to do a character in 2 weeks. New voices might require some more time, but I can always add those in later.
By flash123123 on Oct. 21st, 2010 01:30AM

alright than cant wait for new character :P
By bnsprt on Oct. 21st, 2010 01:30AM

sweet but what the character just a clue
By cullanye on Oct. 21st, 2010 03:02AM

a couple on a trike like at the end of amilie wasnt it?
By HappyWheelsFTW on Oct. 21st, 2010 03:56AM

Jim! Mr B with a controller up his ass! Or a guy on a horse... They both win! Oversize on a harley?
By faulkner___frost27 on Oct. 21st, 2010 04:14AM

cool carn't wait for character
By yoshimitsu96 on Oct. 21st, 2010 07:55AM

MAKE A POGO JUMPER I WANT TO JUMP OFF WAAAALLLLLSSS!!!!!
By mikamo111 on Oct. 21st, 2010 08:04AM

how is that new character of yours??? i can't wait for the new one :D
By ajstarwars on Oct. 21st, 2010 08:08AM

fuck you
By Uber E on Oct. 21st, 2010 08:53AM

Some awesome character ideas, 2 Little Girls on a 2 person bike,Giggles. A woman pushing a baby cairage,shush baby! A cowboy on a horse, horse loses limbs too! A man driving an icecream truck, kid music.
By mvpz123 on Oct. 21st, 2010 09:22AM

nice new character
By Ipwnjerkfaces on Oct. 21st, 2010 10:10AM

Whats the new character?Any idea?
By PyroPretzel on Oct. 21st, 2010 10:41AM

How about, firstly a table with wheels and an xbox/ps3 on it, controller cable, guy holding on to controller in a computer chair with wheels. so the table drags him :P Best to use on hills, and space bar could be a rage quit thing, where he smashes up the xbox/ps3 :L
By DrGrant on Oct. 21st, 2010 10:42AM

i know you probly alraedy have a charcter, what about a hot chick in a bikini on a pogo stick
By George6120 on Oct. 21st, 2010 11:07AM

can you make happy wheels in to an iphone game?
By hotwheels on Oct. 21st, 2010 11:17AM

i like the man on a horse idead
By milopaana on Oct. 21st, 2010 11:51AM

balzzzzz cool new charcter
By Adri__n on Oct. 21st, 2010 12:04PM

I would prefer that it does not involve animal deaths... It wouldn´t feel good...
By daddyv on Oct. 21st, 2010 12:04PM

cool well whats that new character ov urs???? oh an im a big fan mate woteva ya name iz. plus i cum on dis website evary day man. so gud luk wiv ur new character an i hope u tell us all wot the character is or make it a suprise
By bennyboy on Oct. 21st, 2010 12:09PM

wots the new carachter
By ImaginaMagica on Oct. 21st, 2010 12:22PM

Yay, a new character to mutilate and completely murder~ XD And also, If you need voices I do some voice acting. I don't have a demo reel but if you find the need for a higher range female voice then feel free to contact me and I can record something for you.
By jordanpuma on Oct. 21st, 2010 12:35PM

i sure hope this new caracter isnt cheap ;D
By MattyDred1 on Oct. 21st, 2010 1:33PM

[b]LOL @daddyu [/b]why did u say cum instead of come? now it sounds dirty, ya know coz basicaly ur saying u do a jizz on your computer screen when you play this game! just sayin.
By DMadous on Oct. 21st, 2010 1:34PM

happy birthday!
By KrieGerx3X on Oct. 21st, 2010 1:50PM

hey make more gory sounds! :D!
By tuyaresa on Oct. 21st, 2010 1:52PM

I got some cool idead too =D -A man on a bike -Kid on skateboard -Mum with kid in buggy(idk how to say else) -guy on horse -poggo stick guy -2 person bicycle -someting with a car that can get destroyed -kid on BMX or guy -skates -and blood splashes on the walls and other object when a body is slammed in 1000 pieces :D -Online features or atleast LAN feature:D YOU ARE MY HERO if you should do a couple of those thing <3
By epicphantomnewt on Oct. 21st, 2010 2:00PM

hi jim, can't wait for new character. HINT please to what it is. Plus get more levels on main page like follow-ons e.g. dawn of the dead and labatory
By LightningWolf on Oct. 21st, 2010 2:02PM

Irresponsibles Dad's Wife, Ridiculous Mum! She pushes the child in a carriage, and she stands on the think on the back of buggys, the little step things
By CYMK on Oct. 21st, 2010 2:16PM

Mine still don't update :(
By The Bear on Oct. 21st, 2010 2:21PM

2 fucking weeks. characters: Guy on sledge with boost Santa clause wiv reindeer spartan in warthog from halo spaz on a pink trike and when u complete a level and click resume u should be able 2 play on.
By neozoom91 on Oct. 21st, 2010 2:26PM

FUCK YEAH.
By supersam86 on Oct. 21st, 2010 3:34PM

I can't wait for the new character!! :D lol
By Totalnoob101 on Oct. 21st, 2010 4:10PM

Do we get a hint?
By YoshiFan277 on Oct. 21st, 2010 4:17PM

Me Want New Man/Woman!
By W on Oct. 21st, 2010 4:42PM

Nice
By KirbyMST3K on Oct. 21st, 2010 4:43PM

Less yackin', more modeling.
By Red23Red on Oct. 21st, 2010 5:36PM

Now... I don't know about You all... but I want a character who runs on his own legs like a free runner.... you know make him able to climb so we can make some cool makes with climbing obstoblcels...
By blackdark5 on Oct. 21st, 2010 5:39PM

YOU KNOW WHAT?!!? WE'VE BEEN WAITING 4 MOTHERFUCKING MONTHS I DONT EVEN WANT A NEW CHARACTER NOW!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU PROBLEM!!?!?!?!? AND "you're taking it slow." WHAT THE FUCK!? THIS FUCKING GAME IS GETTING SO MOTHERFUCKING BORING!!! MAKE A NEW MOTHERFUCKING COCK SUCKING CUNT ASSHOLE CHARACTER!!! A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK THIS TOO BUT THERE TOO AFRAID TO SAY IT BECAUSE THEY'RE GONNA GET BANNED! FUCK YOU BITCH!
By slimshady2121 on Oct. 21st, 2010 5:42PM

i fuckin agree,u homo, eveything blackdark5 said was true i hope u fuckin die motherfucker im gonna kill your family bitch
By zeus420 on Oct. 21st, 2010 5:48PM

I cant wait and Red23Red I agree with you
By Gamer on Oct. 21st, 2010 6:09PM

I can't wait!
By WeAreHuman on Oct. 21st, 2010 6:10PM

I lol'd at the comment of blackdark5 and slimshady2121. You're mad just because you don't have new characters yet? Wow that's sad; go get a life now.
By boobsmclanahan on Oct. 21st, 2010 6:31PM

The fact that people freak out that he takes too long is funny. He could just not do it at all and say "Fuck you too." Hell he could've just not made the game in the first place.
By samsircas on Oct. 21st, 2010 8:01PM

And if you think the game is becoming boring, did you ever try to click on the X on the top of your screen? I also agree with Red23Red.
By Abcman300 on Oct. 21st, 2010 9:30PM

lol add the sounds whenever you want (i dont even play with sound anyway) just so long as characters join the struggle between life and death that is... ~HAPPYWHEELS~
By Onisionfan101 on Oct. 21st, 2010 10:50PM

When you release new charecter you become my hero so please hurry but if you did not make a new one i would still play i dont see what everyones yapping about cuz they cant even make a game so they should like STFU. THIS IS BEST GAME EVER!!!!!!!!!!!1111ONE ONE.
By Jim Bonacci on Oct. 21st, 2010 11:23PM

slimshady2121, you're going to kill my family? is your older sister going to drive you over? i, unlike everyone else, can see your email. it's attached to your facebook account. you are friends with blackdark5 on there. just be happy i don't post your profile picture you fat little dork.
By PAULbloodSHART on Oct. 21st, 2010 11:24PM

RICH ASS HOLE IN A CONVERTIBLE WITH HIS HEAD HANGING OUT AND SO HE CAN STILL BAIL OUT!!!!
By yellowhawk90161 on Oct. 22nd, 2010 12:39AM

does anyone else think blackdark5 and slimshady2121 are the same people?
By Super_cheoS on Oct. 22nd, 2010 04:39AM

maybe u stupid fucks should stop annoying Jim and he might deliver on some of your stupid moronic levels... IMO, all you fags are shitgargling dickfisting doganusstretching poofter-eating dick-for-brain losers
By happyhappy on Oct. 22nd, 2010 05:18AM

hey dude if u do make a nnew character its could be like an old man on a skate board were wen u presse space he frus it and the he walks with a walkin stick
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