By someone on Nov. 10th, 2010 5:36PM
Sorry for new site performance problems. We moved to a what was supposed to be a faster new server, but we seemed to be having worse performance. Hopefully hosting figures out what the problem is, as this really blows. If not, I have to spend more time dealing with a lot of crap I don't want to.
I need moderators, but still have to put some functions into the site. That will be done once the hosting gets sorted out.
Yes I am still doing the character, and it has been more than 2 weeks. Here's a picture
. I'm now making the moped destructable and trying to get reattaching to work. It will be done when I finish it, which is some point in time after now.
By Altair1 on Nov. 10th, 2010 4:46PM
By Giganot on Nov. 10th, 2010 4:56PM
Btw, the guy looks like very pissed off. ;)
By YeaH on Nov. 10th, 2010 4:57PM
I totally agree with garavel about that "c" thing.
But maybe you should do it in a editing mode, so you can edit who you wanna see after the replay?
That would be great so you don't miss any splashes ;D
By ryan6265 on Nov. 10th, 2010 4:59PM
The performance of the site is horrible now! Happy Wheels doesn't even load! Its just a blue screen!
By bolso on Nov. 10th, 2010 5:02PM
please jim make, a skateboarding man ;)
By drzfinestever28 on Nov. 10th, 2010 5:04PM
wooww wata suk up jerry, if he wants to pik someone chances are they arennt gonna be a total stranger :I
By flatis on Nov. 10th, 2010 5:05PM
yeah new levels for the new moped
By yomoma on Nov. 10th, 2010 5:17PM
help! i can't even load toataljerkface.com on one computer any more! it says "internet explorer cannot display the webpage" can you help me?
By TSNakamaree on Nov. 10th, 2010 5:20PM
thanks most were just panicking because they didnt know what was happening so the status update helped everyone alot
By cdb1992 on Nov. 10th, 2010 5:26PM
I just wana play......
and just a side not... you gave me a new adiction.. im haveing happy wheels withdraws!
By boobsmclanahan on Nov. 10th, 2010 5:37PM
Just curious, are you picking moderators from your friends/people you trust or are you taking applications? I'd assume the first, but just curious.
By XxDownpourxX on Nov. 10th, 2010 5:41PM
Looks like a really fun character~ can't wait.
By pupppenguin on Nov. 10th, 2010 5:56PM
dude, I wanna play happy wheels! The Gamefudge DEMO is horrible!! They'res like no levels!!!
By rot in hell on Nov. 10th, 2010 5:57PM
YO JIM NICE characteR[u][/u][i][/i]
By royk1994 on Nov. 10th, 2010 6:04PM
good job man!!
By Oldpouto on Nov. 10th, 2010 6:06PM
*facepalm* 4 years old...
MAK IT EXPLODE WHEN YOU PRESS SHIFT,CTRL,GTFO!
By Black_Apple94 on Nov. 10th, 2010 6:08PM
Nice Jim, and take ur time it is normal that is long, Yeah because u hav ur life :p so take ur time ... and the new character is awsome :)
By AlterNick on Nov. 10th, 2010 6:12PM
Wow, looks pretty awesome, although very similar to irresponsible dad... Can't wait to play, hope there's an eject feature for the chick and wheelie button? idk I do hope the next character is something different though, like an animal. May I suggest rollerblading or skateboarding golden lab puppy? Wouldn't that be fucking sweet?! Take your time though, I know flash is a pain in the ass.
By Nikolay on Nov. 10th, 2010 6:17PM
I can be a moderator i go on this site every day and look at every single level people created and....i like playing HAPPY WHEELS!!!
By Oldpouto on Nov. 10th, 2010 6:30PM
*facepalm* 4 years old...
MAK IT EXPLODE WHEN YOU PRESS SHIFT,CTRL,GTFO!
By doolie on Nov. 10th, 2010 6:31PM
Wheelie button? Left arrow?
By Themurderin on Nov. 10th, 2010 6:34PM
Well if you are looking for mods i might be able to help you... Just send me a PM and ill be happy to help
By blackdark5 on Nov. 10th, 2010 6:41PM
Jim, I have a good idea. Like Kongregate, you should add a chat room at the side of the game and also add a buddy list. Sorry, again, about cursing at you about the character. Anyway, the character is nice! I wish I could be the person who "controls" the chat room. For example, if someone is cursing and abusing the other players, I can give them a warning. If they don't stop, I can silence them for -whatever amount of time- minutes. If they keep on doing it after they are not silenced anymore I can ban them for -whatever amount of days-. Thank you for reading my message.
P.S. If you want, send me a message by Happy Wheels or e-mail(I suggest Happy Wheels. I don't really check my e-mail but if you want to send it by e-mail you can.
By xtreme666bio on Nov. 10th, 2010 6:48PM
Great. Baby killing, and now GIRLFRIEND KILLING? Boy, I have no soul.
By KirbyMST3K on Nov. 10th, 2010 7:03PM
Well keep up the hard work.
Despite teh death threats i'm sure you are getting, we really do appreciate this upgrade.
By PAULbloodSHART on Nov. 10th, 2010 7:04PM
I will be moderator folks. Jim has said so. I like moped.
By GREENDAYGOESYELLOW on Nov. 10th, 2010 7:06PM
woop woop that's one awesome character.:):p
By jeffhardy101 on Nov. 10th, 2010 7:22PM
can i be a mod i don't abuse powers of anything
By Juggalo on Nov. 10th, 2010 7:27PM
A great host is
Always fast, never had a problem with it.
By capilano_dude on Nov. 10th, 2010 8:14PM
holy shit thats amazing. but the chicks leg looks like its made of rock or something
By THEAWSEOMe on Nov. 10th, 2010 8:16PM
Nice job on the charecter it looks great,cant wait till they come out take your time =D
By LucMac on Nov. 10th, 2010 8:31PM
I Love the character! i cant imagine crashing with that and exploding the girl out like the kid, lol
By Templar on Nov. 10th, 2010 8:52PM
Your work is Art.... ITS JUST PURELY AWESOME AND MY EYES WILL POP OUT OF MY HEAD :D
Ok enough ;) But still its great work, wish I could help you with that :/
By Iced Informer on Nov. 10th, 2010 9:06PM
I'll be a mod for you.
By TheDemonicElephant on Nov. 10th, 2010 9:19PM
THAT IS THE BESTCHARACTER I HAS EVER SEENS BETTERS THAN WHEELCHAIR GUY SEGWAY GUY IRRESPONSIBLE DAD AND EFFECTIVE SHOOPER COMBINED!!!!!!!!!! No offense you guys. (Segway guy: "No prob. I agree. I could do that chick like-" *The moped guy looks at Segway guy grimly* Segway Guy:"I mean I could do that chick like never because you da man moped guy!" The moped couple drives into the sunset and Segway guy is lonley. *Effective shopper winks at segway guy*) Wow am I Drunk?!
By Soni789 on Nov. 10th, 2010 9:23PM
Heh, will it work like the irresponsible dad? Like, ctrl to remove the woman only and c to change camera.
By AlterNick on Nov. 10th, 2010 10:20PM
Hey Jim, may I help by being a mod? Please?
By marky48 on Nov. 10th, 2010 11:11PM
thats an awsome new char good job jim but i want it done by tomorrow
By Juggalo on Nov. 10th, 2010 11:32PM
capilano_dude the womans legs look like that because she is wearing tights/nylons
By bnsprt on Nov. 11th, 2010 12:02AM
good character jim
By omniknight03 on Nov. 11th, 2010 12:07AM
awesome jim!!!!!! i want 2 try it now
By twowire on Nov. 11th, 2010 12:09AM
i love this site!!
i cant wait to use the new character, keep up the good work!
By LUAScripter on Nov. 11th, 2010 12:21AM
You should make them like secret agents, so like when you press z, they eject and then if you press CTRL a parachute can like deploy and after a certain time it can disconnect sending your characters to there doom.
By Bert on Nov. 11th, 2010 12:39AM
Sweet man, good to see you're going good with it, take your time though, we want this character to be awesome :P thanks for showing us a pic of it, later.
By woopingcrane on Nov. 11th, 2010 01:07AM
Can't wait to play that lol. I only discovered this game like 2 weeks ago and I've already played it more than any other flash game I've ever played. There is no doubt someone will make a map in which those two characters have 'fun'.
By neozoom91 on Nov. 11th, 2010 01:18AM
By davidmorford1232 on Nov. 11th, 2010 01:39AM
what would requirements for moderator be?