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HI
By someone on Jan. 14th, 2011 05:18AM

Uh, hey. In a less spectacular update, I have uploaded a few small changes. You can now add text in the editor. Currently the only fonts available are the ones that were already used in the game. Shapes now have a smaller minimum size, so things can be a tad more detailed. You can also change their level of transparency. Mixed with the "foreground" option you should be able to make some cool stuff. Don't overdo it too much... text and transparency both render slower than normal stuff.

I'm also happy to announce that Physx is the first official site moderator. There should be less spam, as I sure wasn't deleting it all myself. I chose him because he asked, and was never a dick in the forums, and is more than half of my age.

I also promised I'd link to this chatroom. Some friendly popular users show up there. I was there once. Nobody believed it was me until I showed them this old fighting game I was making. Fake me shows up there a lot.

The next thing I will do is design a goddamn T-shirt. Then I would like to add non-playable characters into the level editor. In my head, I think they would work out really well.

In other news, I saw this gif the other day and I was in tears for minutes on multiple occasions. I must have watched it 200 times by now. Why was this man so confident until impact? How did a man of this age survive this long with that particular mindset?
By retardlard on Jan. 14th, 2011 12:53AM

Awesome, I am glad to have text I'm my levels, although there will most likely be someone who would put some spammy crap text in their levels. P.S. I lost the game
By marshead on Jan. 14th, 2011 12:53AM

I AM SO GLAD YOUR EXPANDING, SOON YOU CAN GET YOUR NAME IN TV! =)
By NitroMonkey on Jan. 14th, 2011 01:12AM

GO JIM!!!!!!!!!! :)
By baab32 on Jan. 14th, 2011 01:39AM

It's getting more and mroe awesome! already the best fucking game ever and it's going to get beter with NPC's! Good job dude!
By CheezburgerJr on Jan. 14th, 2011 01:43AM

Nice work, love this game! :D
By bramtrol on Jan. 14th, 2011 02:27AM

good job jim :D
By Dazzamc on Jan. 14th, 2011 02:57AM

thanks jim!
By IAMURHUSBAND on Jan. 14th, 2011 03:22AM

JIM!! the texts don't show when they're grouped, could you fix that?
By Masa mainio on Jan. 14th, 2011 03:41AM

Finally I can make text without using shaps. Thanks. oh man that guy in the gif sure looked unhappy.
By IAMURHUSBAND on Jan. 14th, 2011 05:11AM

hey, never mind, it works just fine!
By WeegeeToast on Jan. 14th, 2011 05:45AM

NPCs would be stellar. Moving vehicles would be another great addition to levels, so people don't have to fashion their own ghetto cars and such out of clumsy shapes... Has anyone suggested that yet? Because that'd rock hard.
By aNTIpIRATE on Jan. 14th, 2011 05:48AM

before this only the skilled uber pro guys make the read able text but now every one can do it yepayeasas :DDDD
By Tuasco on Jan. 14th, 2011 06:40AM

[b]Now im happy that you can add text on the editor...[/b] :D
By nowwhy619 on Jan. 14th, 2011 07:57AM

i think thats awsome :D
By Mystic on Jan. 14th, 2011 08:17AM

PhysX is 60?
By danfelbm on Jan. 14th, 2011 08:19AM

"In other news, I saw this gif the other day and I was in tears for minutes on multiple occasions. I must have watched it 200 times by now. Why was this man so confident until impact? How did a man of this age survive this long with that particular mindset?" You know? a lot of people get confident after playing "its happening again" a thousand times xD
By DeadFight831 on Jan. 14th, 2011 08:20AM

Nice Work ManXD
By n_n on Jan. 14th, 2011 08:55AM

and are you adding your friends map at the front page or just your maps ?
By Masa mainio on Jan. 14th, 2011 09:18AM

@n_n The ones that are the best levels like with good quality and overall good levels.
By brainyboy on Jan. 14th, 2011 10:35AM

Hey, ANYONE KNOW HOW LONG A BAN LASTS ON TINYCHAT? SOME STUPID BAN-HAPPY FAGGOT THOUGHT I WAS TROLLING, AND IT WONT LET ME IN! HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLP!!!
By legerfreak8 on Jan. 14th, 2011 10:43AM

you need to do something about your lvl: viking revenge 3 it has a bug. if you go into the tree line you can get hookt up with a tree and it rips your head off tnx
By Sutinen on Jan. 14th, 2011 11:00AM

WOW, I am surprised, something requested by me is going to be made! NPCs are going to be great! (But of course im not sure if it was my post where Jim got the idea.)
By retardlard on Jan. 14th, 2011 11:12AM

NPCs would be great for my gladitor level!
By SilentSouth on Jan. 14th, 2011 11:43AM

What the hell, seriously what was that guy thinking? And how is he still alive? i'm pretty sure his neck should have snapped.
By ludoo on Jan. 14th, 2011 1:03PM

Hey what about flametrowers, granateshooters, a burning piece of wood,
By LucMac on Jan. 14th, 2011 1:47PM

Great!
By the big C on Jan. 14th, 2011 2:54PM

Dude nice job ;)
By KirbyMST3K on Jan. 14th, 2011 2:54PM

Please elaborate on the NPCs you want to add... cannon fodder? Obstacles? Same types of damage taken as well as similar physics to playable characters?
By ioan98 on Jan. 14th, 2011 4:12PM

oh ok lets PLEY AND FACK!
By KeanuG on Jan. 14th, 2011 4:12PM

YEEEAAAHH victims! I mean civilians
By zackrox34 on Jan. 14th, 2011 5:12PM

add a kid on a scooter or a skatboard that would be awesome!!!
By Hype on Jan. 14th, 2011 5:45PM

Has anyone noticed that his Jim's post was from: [quote]Jan. 1st, 1970 12:00am[/quote] [b]xD[/b]
By caligula on Jan. 14th, 2011 5:49PM

Yes thank you jim!! p.s. i also lost the game
By Broken 24 on Jan. 14th, 2011 5:49PM

Hey man! Ik your workin hard and shit and thats awesome! All i want is some new Characters whenever you can. Good luck and keep doin what your doin!
By Ahmgeist on Jan. 14th, 2011 5:52PM

NPCs, a SEXCELLENT idea Jim.
By Clasaun on Jan. 14th, 2011 6:11PM

jim your awesome keep it up
By jojofox512 on Jan. 14th, 2011 6:56PM

hey can u make a character with like a kid and crap well i hope u make new characters but hey this. web. turned out reallllllyyyy good im spendin most my time on it... :) i love this web. site.... :D thanx...
By Blobmonster on Jan. 14th, 2011 8:11PM

hey, I was thinking: ive seen a lot of zero-g levels, and usually they can only last a few seconds. so, what if you made a movement block or something that simulated zero-g? that way, you can have some parts of levels zero, and others norm.
By Jim Bonacci on Jan. 14th, 2011 8:59PM

i could do zero gravity blocks. npcs would be poseable and hopefully have a variety of skins to choose from. you would be able to set whether their joints are stiff or relaxed. you would also be able to joint them with the background or other shapes. They will be destructable, like the main characters... but most likely not as detailed. perhaps the same, but without ligaments and intestines and spines. i originally wanted to make a level item that was a guy swinging on a trapeze. this would allow you to do something stupid like that on your own.
By Cmontg on Jan. 15th, 2011 02:16AM

when do you plan to make the harpoons less accurate. im sick of people putting those everywhere. but i do like the harpoon. antway i got done making the kino der toten level from call of duty black ops, even though i had minor issues which are now fixed.
By Adura on Jan. 15th, 2011 02:42AM

Music blocks, dyes, a new water mob... Oh wait, that's Minecraft. High friction surfaces, say it's glue.
By vampireboy666 on Jan. 15th, 2011 05:28AM

good job :3
By total fan on Jan. 15th, 2011 07:31AM

a clown on a unicycle
By hornby happy on Jan. 15th, 2011 08:40AM

can i be a moderter...i think thats how u spell it...i want to be 1 because i dont spam or dont do anything wrong...im always on this website and i think ur great JIM!!! :)
By galt56 on Jan. 15th, 2011 09:19AM

Jim! can't you do so the girl can drive the moped too? it would be nice!
By cullenx on Jan. 15th, 2011 09:21AM

when are you making devine intervention2 ??
By galt56 on Jan. 15th, 2011 09:27AM

You need to play this level! http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?levelid=364326
By mikemor on Jan. 15th, 2011 10:19AM

i suggest a pistol for hazards and a joint tool update that lets you change when opens
By superfrofan on Jan. 15th, 2011 10:29AM

add some more players like a kid in a wagon or somthing like tht
By LOLfwappz on Jan. 15th, 2011 10:56AM

I love less spectacular updates! Now we haz text! I needed that, actually.
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