By someone on Feb. 2nd, 2011 02:32AM
Hi guys, I am aware of the issues the site has been having the past couple of weeks. I'm in the process of hiring someone to help me out with the backend.
The next thing I've been working on is adding non-playable characters to the level editor. You'll be able to pose and joint various pre-made characters in your levels. I'll also release a fla for the character so I will be able to take user submissions (really good ones). They will all have the same behavior, so there's no need for me to do additional programming. With this you could make things like a bus full of destructable people, a bunch of trapeze artists, or a bridge made out of people.
Ok that's it. Be sure to like the facebook
page for smaller, less interesting updates. I guess I should use my twitter, but I hate twitter (a bit more than facebook).
By blusheep23 on Feb. 1st, 2011 9:47PM
WOOT FIRST COMMENT!!!!!!!1
By uzininja75 on Feb. 1st, 2011 9:48PM
By The Mystic Seal on Feb. 1st, 2011 9:52PM
Nice, Please check out my forum post in Happy Wheels section "A Poem for the Children of Happy Wheels"
By Armydillo on Feb. 1st, 2011 9:54PM
There should also be a way to report stolen levels, but this will be fine. Just an idea of something to work on that's not NEW CHERACTIR
By ArsenalFC1 on Feb. 1st, 2011 9:54PM
that. is. awesome.
By Eifho on Feb. 1st, 2011 10:02PM
When r u adding the non playable characters its a pree smart idea
By Sareth on Feb. 1st, 2011 10:17PM
Yeah, what Armydillo said because it's pretty freakin' annoying :/
I can't wait to see what will be done with the NPCs, should be interesting :)
By Joe Peak on Feb. 1st, 2011 10:22PM
MAKE A GUY ON A UNICYCLE!!!
- PPL plz tell me what you think of this idea below.
By Renegado on Feb. 1st, 2011 11:03PM
By HAHA13131313 on Feb. 1st, 2011 11:04PM
Ok, ArmyDillo and Eifho...if you dont want your levels stolen dont click make importable, thats how people take you level and add stuff you idiots
By morbid life666 on Feb. 1st, 2011 11:07PM
I stand by my motherfucking idea of the decade:Gay couple on a fucking tandem-bike,but uni-guy sounds alright.
By Joe Peak on Feb. 1st, 2011 11:23PM
ALSO, MAKE LEVEL CHECKPOINTS. LIKE GREEN FINISH LINES SO IF ITS A LONG LEVEL U COULD HAVE A HALFWAY POINT?!
ppl tell me what u think of this below!
By ross1999 on Feb. 1st, 2011 11:55PM
By jackelle on Feb. 2nd, 2011 12:32AM
:) if theres NPC , i could make a turtore room with many NPCs and u need to escape!! WOOOO! :) :D :P
By Prestige on Feb. 2nd, 2011 01:02AM
Please Read Mt Message Jim.
By Hoboman61 on Feb. 2nd, 2011 01:15AM
Awsome. NPCs Are Awsome idea. Nice Work
By sooperryan on Feb. 2nd, 2011 01:24AM
Awesome sauce. Awesome beans.
By Tumaxi on Feb. 2nd, 2011 02:42AM
FINALLY a new update.
Omg I love you jim :)
By d34th p34rl on Feb. 2nd, 2011 03:50AM
please don't insult each other here, this is meant to be about commenting on the post, not arguing.
by the way jim, love the idea about the idea about the non playable characters, should be great dun :D
By doomsday2012 on Feb. 2nd, 2011 08:00AM
you should do like a godzilla or a monster one
By AlCapone326 on Feb. 2nd, 2011 08:10AM
The NPCs will be perfect for my new level coming out febuary 26 "the torture track"
By Total Fartface on Feb. 2nd, 2011 09:12AM
Hey Jim I think that you should make a bigger Vehicle that when your character that you picked lands in he gets strapped to it and you can control the bigger vehicle he is in :)
please tell me what you think about this below!!
By J1MB3AN97 on Feb. 2nd, 2011 10:11AM
Is Mayonaise a character?
Either ways, I love you now.
By stickvortex on Feb. 2nd, 2011 10:33AM
jim can u please chek ur email from totaljerkface gmail i sent a mail to u and i would appreciate if you wud answer it also i left some character sujestions that i think would be awesome and one sujestion that would be rrrreeeeeaaaaalllllllyyyyyy cool if you made it thank you and there are other things on the mail too.
By bramtrol on Feb. 2nd, 2011 10:54AM
By dillkill4 on Feb. 2nd, 2011 11:51AM
i think havin a badass guy on a big harley would be awesome! and the unicycle idea sounds awesome but i think u would fall a lot
By spurgly1234567890 on Feb. 2nd, 2011 3:40PM
A woman walking a dog by a fire hydrant in the background would be nice or a suggestion moving charecters in the background and foreground
tell me what u think
By Joe Peak on Feb. 2nd, 2011 3:48PM
the dude above me has an alright idea, you could add the people in the backround by going to lvl options and pick that backround!
By IIMadnessII on Feb. 2nd, 2011 3:55PM
i love the NPCS idea its so awesome.
anyway i like the unycycle and harley ideas...
what do you think about another hazard, like a time bomb, that can be attached to the player?
By Lidenama on Feb. 2nd, 2011 4:06PM
Robot out of people, and someone who shares my hateried of twitter
By trunner243 on Feb. 2nd, 2011 4:18PM
awesome but JOIN THE GROUP HAPPY WHEELS EVERYONE AND FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK THIS HAS BEEN THE CREATOR OF THE GROUP HAPPY WHEELS Jojo Smileyface Diprima
ALSO FRIEND MY ADMIN Samntha Fluffyface Manfre
By Pierce369 on Feb. 2nd, 2011 6:21PM
Thats a great idea!!! When are they coming out???
By awwwyea on Feb. 2nd, 2011 6:55PM
I can't get one level done because this website keep refreshing itself on its own.
By georgealex on Feb. 2nd, 2011 7:10PM
you should really put this in the game....
By pieman123 on Feb. 2nd, 2011 7:25PM
MAKE A NEW CHARACTER PLZ PLZ I BEG U I LOVE UR GAME HAPPY WHEELS
By alli22 on Feb. 2nd, 2011 8:10PM
im new on total jerkface :) i like it
By psychorhinocerous123 on Feb. 2nd, 2011 8:27PM
A GOOD CHARACTOR WOULD BE A GUY ON A HORSE OR A PIG OR A DOG OR AN OSTRICH OR SOMETHING WILD LIKE THAT.
PPL TELL ME IF U LIKE THIS.
By thewilliams on Feb. 2nd, 2011 8:31PM
you shuld put a little gierl on a tricycle
By psychorhinocerous123 on Feb. 2nd, 2011 8:36PM
YEA A GIRL ON a tricycle.
also, make lvl checkpoints. like green finish lines.
By TheDemonicElephant on Feb. 2nd, 2011 10:51PM
Hooray Hooray. Toot your trumpets and scream "It's a small world after all"
By marshead on Feb. 2nd, 2011 11:15PM
YOU ROCK, I LOVE YOU MAN!
(not in the kreepy way)
By orthipox on Feb. 2nd, 2011 11:40PM
I guess NPCs would be pretty badass. But the downside is that thousands of noobs will decide to flood thier levels with these, making another shitty-ass level.
By retardlard on Feb. 3rd, 2011 12:24AM
NPC's are gonna be awesome! I can't wait to make a burning pile of bodies!
By condet on Feb. 3rd, 2011 02:17AM
i praise you my friend! :)
By Emild00d on Feb. 3rd, 2011 06:33AM
I salute you, Jim. Most impressive!
Can not wait for it!
By jakepwner on Feb. 3rd, 2011 08:51AM
Wooho! I just few days ago hoped so there comes those non-playable characters :D
My wish is coming true!
One suggestion if it already exits on it but : Make so it can be killed like playable characters. Thanks!