By someone on Feb. 21st, 2011 04:53AM
I am still aware of my site sucking. During peak hours of the day, it struggles. I know what the problems are and I've been trying to work with multiple database people to fix them for the past month. Some changes have been made, but apparently it's not been enough. If I had tons of experience with mysql, I'd attempt to fix things myself. However, I am currently just a flash guy (and also just one person). I'd like to get this fixed even sooner than those of you threatening my life, as my site's performance is directly tied to my ad revenue.
In any case, I have been working on the game. There was an update on Friday. I'd have mentioned it then... but Friday tends to be the busiest day, and I didn't want my site mushed. You can now add people into the level editor. They are more complicated than regular objects, so 20 people mashed in a pile will bog the game down. Try to use them kind of sparingly, maybe. I'm surprised nobody has made a roller coaster full of passengers yet.
This is a zip file
containing a flash file for the non-player characters. There's a readme in there with some basic instructions for creating your own. It would be great if some of you could make some characters I could put in the game... but I'm not getting my hopes up after the results of me asking for voice sound effects. Prove me wrong and email me some good stuff (totaljerkface at gmail). I will most likely be adding myself as a destructible character soon, so if you're upset with site performance you'll be able to maul me in a creative method of your choosing.
I've also doubled the shape limit (300 to 600). It didn't screw things up as badly as I thought it would. You can now see how many shapes you have left as you're building a level.
By JesusRamirez44 on Feb. 22nd, 2011 6:00PM
when i try to open this in Cs4 it says
''Failed to open document''
Any reason why this happens
By Jim Bonacci on Feb. 22nd, 2011 6:15PM
it said that in CS4?
you are positive you are using flash cs4?
is anyone else having a problem opening it in cs3 or later?
By JesusRamirez44 on Feb. 22nd, 2011 6:32PM
I am very sure i am using cs4 look
By kdog50 on Feb. 22nd, 2011 7:33PM
thnx for everything uv done so far....the next thing u add is guns[that can shoot] an knives tht can kill like the spikes tht would be awesome :)
By mcmonkey4 on Feb. 22nd, 2011 7:34PM
Yea when I try to open it with flash 8 pro it says "Unexpected file format", so yea
By Johnson_johnson on Feb. 22nd, 2011 8:39PM
Jim, you want just original characters or if i draw a fan character like the robot from invasor zim you may add it?
By georgealex on Feb. 22nd, 2011 9:02PM
SHIT THIS IS SPARTAAA lol
By Cmontg on Feb. 22nd, 2011 10:54PM
thank god you doubled shape limit but i deleted my best level ever damn it!
By SegwayBoy on Feb. 22nd, 2011 10:56PM
Your site is awesome man! I think your doing a great job with everything and you really deserve that bubble bath.
By BasZZ on Feb. 23rd, 2011 05:03AM
Jim... in around september you said that you'd make a new character.. one character.. you did it, that's fine, but there are like twenty places left for other characters and the game is getting pretty boring with just five characters.
when you have time, please think about making another new character, or maybe ten ;)
congrats on making the non-playable characters, though.
By jorg13666 on Feb. 23rd, 2011 09:25AM
By haraldivan on Feb. 23rd, 2011 09:33AM
im to lazy to read the readme
By topdjman on Feb. 23rd, 2011 10:17AM
plz make a guy with a chicken on the back of his head lol
By diddeli duhh on Feb. 23rd, 2011 11:45AM
hey jim. I'm trying vn make a character with new body type and stuff. I'm completly new with flash, and trying to make the character but not sure how to do it. If you could make a more detailed text like you would make an completly new character from scratch. Awesome site btw.
By eraniki on Feb. 23rd, 2011 2:53PM
A good idea would be that the non-playabel charcters could grab. And so we can made better levels with more possibilities to do. Do you undertsand? my english is not soo good but i think you can understand :) ^^
By crazy old jerkface on Feb. 23rd, 2011 2:58PM
cool i like the new update it is sweet ^^ go so on i cant wait for the next i hope it will be non playeble cars/planes/boats/and so on... good luck jim
By Jim Bonacci on Feb. 23rd, 2011 3:56PM
JesusRamirez44, what OS are you using?
By The Epic FAIL on Feb. 23rd, 2011 4:00PM
Thankyou for that it seems much funnier to kill people and dragging them off the edge of a cliff if people can try and make some new voices for the moped couple like NOOOOOOOOO(man) and AHHHHEHW (woman) if one off the die thanks for reading :D
By mertel on Feb. 23rd, 2011 4:05PM
tanks for the hard work
I have a suggestion
do you want to make a button in the level editor that make the last thing that you have done undone
sometimes I delete something and must start again
that is really annoying
thank you =)
By JesusRamirez44 on Feb. 23rd, 2011 4:54PM
JimBonacci i am using Windows 7 Home Premium
By someguywithnoname on Feb. 23rd, 2011 8:51PM
Jim, I've pretty much recolored irresponsible dad to create a douche bag college student. I am relatively new to flash, so I don't know how to resize, reshape, or any of that mumbo jumbo. I did, however, recolor all of the layers because I'm not a total jackass, and I've made blue jeans. Aside from the shape, I need for him to have a new hairstyle, it should be raggedy and messed up, and I need him to have a smaller jaw size. I can send you the fla file (it still has all the other characters from the template, I didn't know if I should delete them or not), and from there, you can either do it yourself, or if you're a lazy asshole, you can just teach me how to do that. On a final note, I've considered giving him a backwards hat for a helmet, and a skateboard as a vehicle. I'm pretty sure I'd have to create a completely new file for that instead of just coloring over the moped or something. My other options are a farmer who rides in a tractor, a mini bike rider, and, to please the fans, Justin Bieber, who rides on a magical talking phallus. Anyways, respond to me if you'd like to see the file and I might be able to provide voices, as I know some excellent screamers. Good luck with all the ms paint style naked dudes and Justin Biebers in the meantime that I'm sure everybody is already creating.
By riconijeboer on Feb. 24th, 2011 05:07AM
[b][u][i][b]I can't open the file!!!! help[/b][/i][/u][/b]
By pllayer4real on Feb. 25th, 2011 5:12PM
noooooooo it says i cant open it becaUSE IT NEEDS ME TO PICK WHAT to open it with and nothing works
By Hexism on Feb. 26th, 2011 01:26AM
My computer seems to be having a problem downloading the file- I can't access the FLA file. I have a windows 7 computer I don't know if that will prevent me opening it in some way.
By MrEvilLincoln on Feb. 26th, 2011 8:58PM
all 2 games on this website are great but i think u should put more games on but i do know it is hard work but i think u will get alot more people on your website
By jeremytje5 on Feb. 28th, 2011 1:59PM
DUDE u are awesome your site does not suck! it just may have some problems
By meztruo on Feb. 28th, 2011 3:34PM
thanks for the shape limit, great!
By pizzabote on Mar. 3rd, 2011 04:14AM
mysql has some kind of in memory cache table stuff. with this you could load the tables for the 100 most played levels in memory/cache to reduce mysql load.
btw: thx for this great game :)
By Medkraz4 on Mar. 13th, 2011 4:08PM
hey man, nice job on creating this game. when i showed my firends it, they got hooked, and when ever i see them on a computer in their free time, they're playing this game. and i'm not a computer fanatic, so, if anyone can help me out, how do i get the non playable characters in my levels? any help would be nice thnx. and again, nice job on the game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By crazyoldmannextdoor on Mar. 13th, 2011 4:35PM
Yea, the fla doesn't exactly work with me, and I had a good idea for a chatacter! :(
By Demoncyrox on Mar. 14th, 2011 12:54PM
Hey dude nice game thatÂ´s the spirit you donÂ´t ask for money like i do now a vip wow dude these games what put it in the borswer sucks.
but dude thatÂ´s the bes game evaaaar seriously
By dazdude on Mar. 15th, 2011 12:43PM
make a guy on a hourse please please or else
By skullgusher6 on Mar. 16th, 2011 5:39PM
i think there should be a character that looks just like u in a cartoony version and u r carrying something u think u would like to be carrying like a gun,laptop,etc...
By simonwow on Mar. 24th, 2011 10:55AM
By kingqwerty4639 on Mar. 26th, 2011 9:31PM
crap it wont work on my cpu the zip file
By yoshiiii900 on Mar. 27th, 2011 9:44PM
plzzz made water and fire
By DudeMan12 on Mar. 28th, 2011 06:03AM
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By KrEsT on Mar. 30th, 2011 03:41AM
Ha ha ha
By Jose2cool4ya on Apr. 5th, 2011 8:26PM
I would really love to make a totally epic rollar coster but im confused when it comes to joning objects together and making objects move.It would be awesome if you posted a video tutorial on that in this website it would make many people happy like me. Keep on doing the great work Jim.Please respond and make a video tutorial.
By nathanboii on Apr. 6th, 2011 2:01PM
get a life u bunch of fuking nerd
By teenyship on Apr. 9th, 2011 8:45PM
Why dont you make a guy riding a cart being pulled by a robotic horse. and the robotic horse has jets so when you press spacebar the robotic horse flys.
By blackopsrocks on Apr. 17th, 2011 8:05PM
JIM IF YOUR HEARING THIS BUT BECAUSE YOU GET OVER ABILLION AND ZILLOIN COMENTS SO JUST SEND A MESAGE TO ME BLACKOPSROCKS AND YOU ARE MY HERO
By Tom9971 on Apr. 24th, 2011 09:48AM
:( wtf are u talking about
By tristan1333 on Apr. 25th, 2011 05:05AM
dude if u say this site sucks u r very wrong i hooked two of my friends one called thomas and one patricko9000 but a character u must make justin bieber he would be glad see his in a game where harpoons can shoot ya head off and be held togeher by your intestines
By daan2511 on Apr. 27th, 2011 1:54PM
hey buddy i only got a problem
you got these make your scene things and sign things but how do you do that
By coolman1213 on Apr. 27th, 2011 7:58PM
100 comment :D