By someone on Mar. 4th, 2011 3:53PM
After a week of hell, some good changes have been made to the backend of the site. The level browser should be much faster, and hopefully the site won't die during peak hours. We'll see today if it runs well (fridays are busiest). If so, I should be able to work on the game again and not the goddamn database. Still, there are more optimizations to be made. In any case, the site has been having problems for more than a month... so if it works out I will be quite happy.
Apparently the addition of npcs or the harpoon gun caused a replay glitch. So I have to fix that next... it might ruin some previous replays. Sorry about that.
After that... everyone seems to like driving through glass, so I will make a legitimate breakable glass shape. I should have more breakable items. That should be fast. I'd also like to eventually make a terrain tool, which would be really helpful. However, the outrage for new characters is reaching obnoxious levels, so I will work on those instead.
I made a shirt design for the game here
. Colors had to be limited to 6. I already asked on the facebook page, but what shirt would you choose? The overwhelming favorite there was the first one. I personally like the 5th. I imagine some of you very macho men will not tolerate the use of pink on your clothing. If all works out well, a shirt will go on sale on Newgrounds soon.
By No Reward on Mar. 10th, 2011 03:26AM
i like the 5th aswell...but why is the kids shirt pink? :P
By 007dust on Mar. 10th, 2011 06:18AM
#2 and #5 are win shirt colors. my 2 cents
By davidzver99 on Mar. 10th, 2011 07:55AM
jim i think you should have a rest i mean nothing is going to hapen for 2 days
By C4Radon on Mar. 10th, 2011 09:50AM
I'm assuming it is because if he is limited to six colors, I f he makes the shirt pink he can also put pink in the happy wheels text bit, to make it closer to what the "Happy Wheels" text in the main menu looks like.
You know what the call a royal wit' cheese?
By gino1996 on Mar. 10th, 2011 10:28AM
Can you make a kid with rollerskates and turbo?
Thank you :D
By Nomade on Mar. 10th, 2011 12:21PM
I like the grey t-shirt
By rock111 on Mar. 10th, 2011 12:41PM
you shold make a guy on a kite he can fly arownd the map
By ashleylol6 on Mar. 10th, 2011 4:13PM
how u add art on happy wheels
By PAULbloodSHART on Mar. 10th, 2011 7:57PM
what the hell man the level browser isnt working.
By airsofter34 on Mar. 10th, 2011 8:43PM
make rope, not characters. not phsyched for breakable glass. also dont make a skateboarder, the characters have to fit the original form: inept and awkward. your last 2 sucked and were really slow and boring to control, not good playing characters but still funny. my vote still goes to multiplayer, can you imagine? charge a buck for membership and make a quick couple grand.
JIM READ THIS PLEASE, I SPELL SUPER GOOD
By Shadow55533 on Mar. 10th, 2011 9:28PM
Maybe but your grammar sucks monkey nipples.
By Buzz71913 on Mar. 11th, 2011 02:38AM
hey jim i used one of ur t shirt designs as my desktop wallpaper it looks awesome thanks man:)
By PabstBoy on Mar. 11th, 2011 10:21AM
I think jim should make like a naked character
By Happy levels on Mar. 11th, 2011 11:39AM
im very proud of you Jim Bonnaci, your game is the number One in my list.
but you should make more characters. a go-kart or something
By E P i C X FRUiT on Mar. 11th, 2011 12:29PM
make something like water oil gas acid fire etc.
By Fenix Master117 on Mar. 11th, 2011 3:00PM
can you plz simplify the level editor or make a tutorial cuz i have know idea how to delete things and i barely know how to make stuff with it
By topherfire on Mar. 11th, 2011 3:23PM
person riding in shoping cart with boost
By bigboss354 on Mar. 11th, 2011 4:01PM
everybody want new characters!!! where they are?
By quicks1 on Mar. 11th, 2011 7:19PM
TURN THE FUCKING VOLUME ON HOME PAGE DOWN FOR GOD'S SAKE! Other than that, love the updates.
By ZXRN on Mar. 11th, 2011 11:16PM
yeah, I think the skateboard idea is pretty darn good too
By Happy levels on Mar. 12th, 2011 04:05AM
still, there is another problem
if you press shift and scroll with middle mouse
im going to my starting page
By lsanc on Mar. 12th, 2011 05:03AM
make new carictars
By Minilittleguy on Mar. 12th, 2011 12:48PM
can i just say i dont like how u made the screen smaller
By youfartfeminine on Mar. 12th, 2011 1:58PM
By mman9 on Mar. 12th, 2011 5:17PM
I love your games and was wondering if you are ever going to make a new game. Like a Army game
or A online world?
By killerkitten107 on Mar. 12th, 2011 7:16PM
I don't want to suck up all your time Jim, so u can make this later on or so...Please add a Jamican man with BLACK dredlocks and will disappear after the head is crushed, also if he could be in a RED go-cart that will explode when crushed or blown by land-mine,etc.If he could also be in a BLACK tank-top and DARK GREEN cargo shorts, only showing 1 pocket. Also if the charicter name could be:Go Kart Man: or something. "other charecter": A young girl like the (male) kid exept as an N.P.C. (non-playable charicter). With Moped Wife hair while in a PURPLE skirt and a PINK short sleeve shirt. Hope u liked my ideas and its your choise if u want to add them later after your other updates or as soon as possible, i dont really care its all up to u. Thanks,killerkitten107. Also check my levels if u want! ;]
By me_me_11 on Mar. 12th, 2011 9:18PM
last comment XD
By jojofox512 on Mar. 12th, 2011 10:40PM
hey im kinda made rite now but at leastu madesome new updates but i want mo people like a girl from starwars like princess lea if u can jim i love this website
By hielke13 on Mar. 13th, 2011 06:22AM
By Redmonkey on Mar. 13th, 2011 06:28AM
By axel style on Mar. 13th, 2011 07:41AM
this is a great game but can you fix it the level browser hack some times please
By bluberry321 on Mar. 13th, 2011 09:21AM
ok, to the point, Jim the game is AMAZING!!!!! but the game would be better if you had more charachters. I have only one question: what Ideas have you had, SO FAR?!?!??
By OUTSIDER5 on Mar. 13th, 2011 10:25AM
im thinking a kid on a skateboard
By skeyes333 on Mar. 13th, 2011 12:11PM
you shouldnt put the word hell in the firts sentence :/
By Bionicle4124 on Mar. 13th, 2011 12:26PM
I thought of something an idea what you should do is fire so they can burn during the game and think or i dont know just that would be awesome please make fire if you do thanks :)
By player122 on Mar. 13th, 2011 12:59PM
I dont like the starting music...
By pavlow on Mar. 13th, 2011 3:53PM
i got a question and a request. question: how do you get on the first game page. request: i have to refresh the page to get new levels on the browser. can you fix that
By drealbigdada123 on Mar. 13th, 2011 4:01PM
Hey man i love your Happy wheels game but i was thiking maybe you should take a break from makeing a bunch of updates and just make a new charater. (id say a new character a month or maybe every 2 months should cover it).
By corey1987 on Mar. 13th, 2011 5:11PM
Make a knife jim. Or grenades. kabooooom
By stephens on Mar. 13th, 2011 9:17PM
you should make a elevator do peple can use it in creation mode
By Barrgraph on Mar. 13th, 2011 10:07PM
Hey man igotta good idea.....Hows about ome sort of replay Hall Of Fame where all of the badass or bitchin replays go? message me if u agree
By kkelley91798 on Mar. 14th, 2011 5:01PM
I got google chrome and your site has been working fine until today I haven't downloaded any thing new so I don't know why it wont work as good-[u][/u][b]problem[/b]: it works just when I open a new tab it's very slow at opening the page
By 6daylater on Mar. 14th, 2011 5:58PM
I understand the demand for new characters and level settings are high. I also understand the game programming proccess. But I do have a few suggestions for characters and level settings.
1. A hobo in a shopping cart
2. Santa on his sleigh
3. a nerd on a moped
4. A girl in a wagon
5. A cowboy on a horse
6. A person in a hamster ball
7. A clown running on a ball
8. A kid on roller blades pulled by a dog
9. A fat guy in an office chair
10. A fat guy on a lawn mower
1. Zero Gravity
2. Optional Dimesions
3. Slow Motion
4. Breakable Glass
5. More building types
6. Explodable Cars
8. Turrain Builder
10. More block peices
So once again I understand the game making proccess and I know that a bunch of people are expecting things right now. But I'm sure if you take most of the suggestions people would be very satified.
So thank you for your time.
By wooooful on Mar. 14th, 2011 6:16PM
well i would like to have new charaters...probobly a teen on a skate board or a injured guy on a hospital bed or sombody on rollerskates
By kkelley91798 on Mar. 14th, 2011 7:52PM
I don't care about people all I want is new level items Jim maybe you could add music or imported music,also more themes like ice or lava or the sky
and also weather like rain and clouds and lighting etc. but I don't think slow motion would really be good because some people at making levels aren't that good (noobs). So you could be playing a very long level in slow motion but still an ok idea.
By Cheez99 on Mar. 14th, 2011 8:58PM
what does the shirt look like? is there a pic of it on google. if so tell me how to find a pic of it.
By me_me_11 on Mar. 15th, 2011 01:08AM
i was thinking jim should make grass, water, cars(for nonplayble characters or just non interactive) also lava, costumes for people, more buildings, atomic bomb, maybe a boat....
By bdawgblitz52 on Mar. 15th, 2011 02:52AM
make realstic guns for the non-playable charactors
By pickle123456789 on Mar. 15th, 2011 08:08AM
[b][/b][i][/i]this site should get some new games the demond one is crap , new games plz[b][/b][i][/i]
By mikamo111 on Mar. 15th, 2011 08:48AM
is there any probabillity for new characters? i really want more characters :D