By someone on Mar. 15th, 2011 5:21PM
So I have to delay working on any new content for the game so I can deal with exciting security issues. Since adding in the import level xml functionality, people have developed methods to go about stealing levels. People had figured out how to do it before, but it seems to be common knowledge now. Tools have even been developed to assist in this sort of thing. Thanks a lot, shitheads (those of you in particular).
Is there a point to stealing other peoples' work? Is it somehow rewarding to have a decently rated level that you had no part in making yourself? It's not like you are earning money. All you are doing is harming the community you're trying to participate in, as well as preventing me (the only person working on the game) from adding new content. If you don't partake in this sort of thing (hopefully the majority of you), I love you.
On a happier note, traffic has gone up again to how it was in December due to performance fixes. I actually thought and expected the game to be in decline since then, but this past weekend the site had the most visitors ever. There is still a bit more to be done, as the site was occasionally struggling. This was great news for me though, and I am a bit more confident that Happy Wheels will stay popular for quite some time. Thanks so much to everyone for participating (even those of you ruining everything to some degree).
- Please stop making Justin Bieber levels. I understand that nobody likes him; please stop introducing him into my life.
- Was the movie Saw really that popular?
- I'm still waiting to hear back about T-shirts.
- I ate tortilla chips for lunch
By mikew on Mar. 15th, 2011 5:04PM
i like the shirts but mabe make a hobo in a wheel chair on with the happy wheels sighn
By Corvet152 on Mar. 15th, 2011 5:05PM
i am going to kill the next person who tries to be a jackass to Jim or his very polite game(which is awesome) in the meantime i would suggest not making portable levels so then we wont complain about those assholes who steal levels because their dungeons & dragons friends left
By Brilleklaus on Mar. 15th, 2011 5:10PM
Mystic, you've got the solution!
By Smeginator on Mar. 15th, 2011 5:27PM
Fuck me Jim. This is an amazing game!
I played Divine Intervention when it first came out, and I loved it!
But you really need to make a part two for it.
I have not stolen any levels. I'm too dumb to be able to do that. AND
Where the Tortilla chips nice?
By dangerman on Mar. 15th, 2011 5:30PM
hay ill help make the drawings if you saw my email from chris
By dman524 on Mar. 15th, 2011 5:35PM
I was hoping for fire, or a clip of him rolling around on the floor : )
By jahuligan on Mar. 15th, 2011 5:37PM
aww ily2 but in a great friend way, not in a homo way]
By stephens on Mar. 15th, 2011 5:45PM
i hpe your tortilla chips taste good
By Emild00d on Mar. 15th, 2011 5:52PM
I love you too, Jim.
By wonderkid124 on Mar. 15th, 2011 5:54PM
i realise there are retards in the world.....but people....why do 99.99% of them have computers?! honestly
By Jerkface blob on Mar. 15th, 2011 5:57PM
Lol right bout JB but.And yea the movie saw was that AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!And i cant wait for those shirts =D
By Firkopersson on Mar. 15th, 2011 6:08PM
So... what did you have on those tortilla chips of yours?
By Oldpouto on Mar. 15th, 2011 6:12PM
Jim, can you please tell us what you are doing more often than once a week or 2? Give a sign of life every 2 or 3 days at least! Even if you haven't worked on the site, tell us! Tell us that your mom called to tell you that Mr.Jingles (your cat that you couldn't bring where you live now) is dead and that made you so sad you cried naked in a fetal position in your shower for 5 hours straight. Because i'm slowly losing interest in your website because I don't know what you are doing to improve it! When I see that the last time you posted something was 3 weeks ago, I disconnect instantly... because new levels consist mostly in : Kill JB, SAW or don't move which never work on my computer... So please Jim! Post more shit! I want to know that you ate tortilla chips for lunch.
By Tommyo3000 on Mar. 15th, 2011 6:24PM
gfdgfdgdf no new caractras u torture me sdgdfsg
By Chezam on Mar. 15th, 2011 6:30PM
Hey Jim, first of all I am a man, and not a gay one but I still love you. You made Happy Wheels wich is a great community, and you're really putting yourself into it wich makes me feel privileged by being able to play something that is made by only one person wich is making it for the public.
Yes, I hate JB and I will NEVER EVER EVER put her in a level.
I never saw SAW...
T-shirts would be awesome!!! You could make one saying Happy Wheels and with the picture of the irresponsible dad on his bike with the kid flying off, and the dad with a broken arm being pursued by the wheelchair guy!!!! OMG, if you do those, I will salute you.....
And tortilla chips are awesome.
P.S : Any CTFxC'ers around here??? I wonder if Jim is one?
By Whoas on Mar. 15th, 2011 6:33PM
YAY!!! TORTILLA CHIPS!!!!
By iam mrdeath1234 on Mar. 15th, 2011 6:40PM
Right when i read that i wanted some fucking tortilla chips.
By quicks1 on Mar. 15th, 2011 6:41PM
For FUCK's Sake! Please fix the lag the stacks up after playing a level more than once! Please! And sorry to hear about those assholes stealing levels but there will ALWAYS be shitfaces in ANY community so you just have to be proactive about the situation. I also don't know why SAW is so popular but it's inspiring people to make more unique levels so I'm not complaining. But please [i]perfect[/i] your site by fixing that problem.
By iam mrdeath1234 on Mar. 15th, 2011 6:41PM
And why does the date say Jan. 1st 1970????
By JOACO9999 on Mar. 15th, 2011 6:46PM
hey, i will tell you something, i am from Argentina so if sometimes i write something wrong in any comment it's because tha. well i know very much english but i don't write very well
By mbreggen on Mar. 15th, 2011 6:54PM
Jim, i agree Justin Bieber really sucks. But he finally got a haricut and i think it looks a lot better now. Dont eat tortilla chips for lunch, its not healthy and we dont want you to die cause who else can make this website so awesome? TO ALL THOSE KNUCKLEHEADS OUT THERE THAT COPY LEVELS; idk... i just felt like saying that... BACK OFF.... Kiss a girls or something!
By fpdex on Mar. 15th, 2011 6:54PM
Were they good?
By justing1234 on Mar. 15th, 2011 7:00PM
OHH OHHH! ALSO, CHANGE THE VOLUME SETTINGS! IT'S TOO LOUD! ESPECIALLY WHEN PEOPLE PUT LIKE 10,000,000,000,000 BOOSTERS IN ONE SPOT! I GO DAMN DEAF! MY VOLUME IS ALWAYS OFF FOR THIS REASON! EVEN IF IT'S AT 0 YOU CAN STILL HEAR THE BOOSTERS SO I PUT IT ON MUTE! NO I AM NOT YELLING, I JUST WANT IT NOTICED!
By Altair1 on Mar. 15th, 2011 7:28PM
Anyway Jim, these people are shitheads. I have no idea why people have to steal levels. It makes no sense at all.
By IIMadnessII on Mar. 15th, 2011 7:31PM
ahahhaha u rock i got my level staled mine is called Dont Drink and Drive and the stolen one is DONT DRINK HONEY uumm the STOLEN one got to like 15th ranki in top of the week an mine didnt eeven get there :(
ps i agree with JB
By bobosaurous on Mar. 15th, 2011 7:32PM
I love you, too.
By Bigbob on Mar. 15th, 2011 7:42PM
i love you to jim and maybe your next update could be one involving instapuberty for all these young gay kids that love beiber
By awesome246 on Mar. 15th, 2011 7:43PM
so........no new characters?
By ivanskaterxD5 on Mar. 15th, 2011 7:51PM
Lol you are comic like me in the school!! lol and yeah im sick of those stupid jb levels and some of the saw ones are cool but... is it that famous? lol and ROLL IN THE FLOOR! lol, no better fix that problem and then PLAYABLE CHARACTERS!!!
By fixx013 on Mar. 15th, 2011 7:58PM
hey what you eat it with cause if you has cheezburgerz i willz eat itz
By kingivan221 on Mar. 15th, 2011 8:07PM
lol i mde justin bieber levels and i stole somethings lol thats oddd wow ........ guess ill just rease them sorry...
By 6daylater on Mar. 15th, 2011 8:11PM
I understand the demand for new characters and level settings are high. I also understand the game programming proccess. But I do have a few suggestions for characters and level settings.
1. A hobo in a shopping cart
2. Santa on his sleigh
3. a nerd on a moped
4. A girl in a wagon
5. A cowboy on a horse
6. A person in a hamster ball
7. A clown running on a ball
8. A kid on roller blades pulled by a dog
9. A fat guy in an office chair
10. A fat guy on a lawn mower
1. Zero Gravity
2. Optional Dimesions
3. Slow Motion
4. Breakable Glass
5. More building types
6. Explodable Cars
8. Turrain Builder
10. More block peices
So once again I understand the game making proccess and I know that a bunch of people are expecting things right now. But I'm sure if you take most of the suggestions people would be very satified.
So thank you for your time.
By NwOTHEJOKER on Mar. 15th, 2011 8:15PM
i agree on the saw and justin beiber lvls just start deleting them cause thats all that is there now
By patches on Mar. 15th, 2011 8:36PM
Can you try to make a new person i thought of one that i though seemed cool a rocket bike like the wheelchair guy or just some new characters I have been playing happy wheels sense I dont know a long time almost a year and I got a few friends and my brother to play so I ask if you could do me this favor thankyou
By kill2000 on Mar. 15th, 2011 9:08PM
hmmm....the people that are steeling the levels are probably foreigns who don't know what they are doing, or just people with no lives or no friends. there is a lot of duplicate levels lol
By exotic on Mar. 15th, 2011 9:16PM
i agree with you on the justin bieber levels.. its like no one likes him. but its anoyying making so many of those levels xD
By italianbeast75 on Mar. 15th, 2011 9:50PM
You need to make more caracters so that we have more choices to play with.
Tortilla chips are the bomb.
By wolfbane on Mar. 15th, 2011 9:56PM
Guys! if we hate the beaver, we should NOT publicise him on a popular game! it justs makes him moar famous.
PS: Tortilla chips rock!
PPS: Noob level thiefs!!!!!
By laytorX on Mar. 15th, 2011 11:35PM
lol i love tortia chips and saw levels are just fun to make i have nevere mad a kill b level yet(and i wont) andu show those level-stealing basterds who's boss!!!!
By PAULbloodSHART on Mar. 15th, 2011 11:40PM
Thank you for stopping people from stealing levels.
By bentendo3 on Mar. 15th, 2011 11:59PM
Yeaah, I think green and black go best for shirts
AND TORTILLA CHIPS!!!
By andrescampbell on Mar. 16th, 2011 12:18AM
1. I too are tired of Justin Beiber
2. "SAW" levels are getting old
3. I would definitely get a Tshirt
4. I have Nachos for lunch everyday at school
I love you too
By yopan on Mar. 16th, 2011 12:28AM
Keep up the good work Jim!Keep going like this and you'll be making websites for infomercials soon enough! Just kidding. I will donate to you as soon as I get a credit card. In the meantime, I offer all of my support to you and am glad that you are persevering through all the hard work it takes to make a website/flash game.
By PandaBearsEatingCats on Mar. 16th, 2011 02:30AM
that guy's got it.
I love the game, but I think it has it's flaws and could be a lot better. None at your fault tho, you're just one man
By minimano223 on Mar. 16th, 2011 03:07AM
they spend time creating and some one steal them even the creator is a new persone like me
by the way
a pilipino any one a pilipino here
is just like me
By Dogg on Mar. 16th, 2011 04:41AM
LoL @ tortilla chips
By DarthJames12 on Mar. 16th, 2011 07:52AM
I got an idea for character jim pm me if your interested
By nitrobyname on Mar. 16th, 2011 08:02AM
Man,,, Ive been playing Happy wheels for months,,, Still not sick of it...
By drakelon91 on Mar. 16th, 2011 08:13AM
but its fun to kill jb... also, saw is fun to imitate...
By teh troller lord on Mar. 16th, 2011 08:49AM
Tortilla Chips? Ever tryed one with SALSA!?