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glass and like whatever
By someone on Apr. 8th, 2011 07:12AM

So yeah, if you didn't already see, I added some breakable glass into the level editor last week. I updated it with some changes just now though. Flailing bodies were having trouble smashing through anything other than very thin glass, so you can now set the strength of the glass. If you want to avoid the player getting stabbed, you can shut that off. Smaller sized glass will now also break into interactive pieces. Shards will only kill you if they are over a certain mass.

That is all I have to say about glass.

I will most likely make a character now, but I'd really like to try implementing fire. I think it could look way fancy. That will probably come afterwards.

This week I've been preparing to move into my new office/studio space away from my goddamn bedroom. I get to move in tomorrow, and I'll be building some computers and setting up some desks. I am way happy about this. Working from home forces me to be in a non productive limbo, where I cannot differentiate between work and recreational time. This way I will have a place I go to specifically for work, on a real schedule... and I'm sure it will lead to me being more productive. Then I can go home and do pointless things without feeling guilty.

I'll also be hiring my friend Jason to help with the game. He's another flash programmer, who also happens to be pretty decent at replicating the Happy Wheels art style.

Once we're settled maybe I can even get an intern. Anyone in the NYC/Brooklyn area (older than 20 please) looking for an internship? Someone with an art or programming background would be great. I'd pay for lunch and travel. If you're in school you could possibly get credits. You would be cultivated into a true champion and could possibly learn something from two strange 30 year olds?
By kev347 on Apr. 25th, 2011 05:56AM

i think u should make new charactors all the rest are getting BOOOOOORING:)
By Allenwaffles on Apr. 25th, 2011 10:57AM

Well, fire would look awesome but, you should draw more level backrounds. It would also be AWESOME if you could put music to the levels! But anyways, do whatever you want..
By Fredfred101 on Apr. 25th, 2011 6:40PM

fire would be awesome. and a skateboarding character would be cool. wat about water? or a surfboarder.
By kadey13 on Apr. 25th, 2011 10:06PM

chilled i dont want a skateborder i wanta guy on a hovercraft
By SABERSAW on Apr. 26th, 2011 02:29AM

Jim you are a GOD!!!
By ellowat234 on Apr. 26th, 2011 08:27AM

make stephen hawkin a character and a transformer or skateboader would be cool too
By Syd JB on Apr. 26th, 2011 10:50AM

same lol
By skiddo on Apr. 26th, 2011 11:10AM

how do you get new characters?
By djB_99 on Apr. 26th, 2011 11:36AM

Well,there are only 5 characters. And the best is glass & harpoons. WE WANT FIRE,ACID,WATER,ETC. Please Jim,you can do that.
By tyler dunn on Apr. 26th, 2011 4:22PM

WICKED CANT WAIT FOR NEW CHARICTERS IM HOPING FOR A SKATEBORD KID AND CANT WAIT TO BURN FAT WOMEN IN TROLLEY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOUR THE BEST GAME MAKER EVER JIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By wachaoo on Apr. 26th, 2011 5:26PM

i wonder if jim gets mad at all these kreeps attacking
By corleone on Apr. 27th, 2011 07:02AM

if you do make fire, make than a fireman
By jessica luvs jessy on Apr. 27th, 2011 11:24AM

oohhh my gosh ppl message mmeee!!!!!!!!!! i luv my bf
By Demoncyrox on Apr. 27th, 2011 12:38PM

dude that is awessome and here is somtem for the kill jb levels see if you like 3 guys are in a cafe, one says: I've got the smallest arm of the world! another says: I've got the smallest head of the world! last one says: I've Got The Smallest Dick In The World! The 3 guys go to Guinness World Records. First one goes first and returns happy: I've really got the smallest arm in the world! Second returns happy too: I've really got the smallest head of the world! The last one returns angry and screams: WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?!?!
By cvxman21 on Apr. 27th, 2011 1:46PM

i love this game and ya u should make a new character and fire and i herd someone say a guy tha walks and jumps and stuff and it sounds like a good idea [b][/b][u][/u]
By Torstein on Apr. 27th, 2011 2:59PM

no, chilled. just... no.
By Matthewthedark on Apr. 27th, 2011 5:26PM

damn, when is this gunna happen? im getting bored...
By Zeeschelp on Apr. 27th, 2011 6:08PM

Please Jim, hurry. =( I'm playing your game fewer everyday.
By mikex5620 on Apr. 27th, 2011 10:31PM

H.W is very slow
By gamester104 on Apr. 28th, 2011 03:08AM

whos the fella who keeps pissing my pants i got him in bed once
By TheAutocrat on Apr. 28th, 2011 05:57AM

I don't know if this is where I can put some suggestions. but how about when someone makes something and they save their level, the ability to name it anything with JUSTIN BIEBER in the name of it is not allowed. I'm getting sick of 3294802384 kill justin bieber levels. I'm sure there are more of us who feel the same.
By hellraiser178 on Apr. 28th, 2011 11:18AM

well jim fire is a good idea i have a character suggestion i think a lot of people want 1.justin beiber no 1 likes him so we kill him make him please 2.a jigsaw guy on a tricycle from saw 3.hitler on a tank lots of people make levels with these characters in their own way please make a real character of them thanx
By royal sexiness on Apr. 28th, 2011 1:50PM

this is okay.....
By ilovecandy123 on Apr. 28th, 2011 5:31PM

MAKE SOME FIRE
By firered on Apr. 28th, 2011 7:42PM

make a skate border and when is fire coming out
By llamaman on Apr. 28th, 2011 11:25PM

:D
By Barbq11 on Apr. 29th, 2011 5:06PM

I agree with Chilled a Skaterdude or even a devil on a Fork thingy or a dare devil in a pimp out golf cart or a biker on a motor cycle. We would also love new Back grounds and sounds. The names shouldnt have to have a certain amount of Characters also.
By Huckpsp on Apr. 29th, 2011 5:28PM

Mr. Jim, Can you please put a cancel function/button or return to main menu on the load user levels prompt? It often seems to go down and is quite annoying. Mr. Huck
By Ferlever on Apr. 29th, 2011 7:21PM

FIRE please fire
By YOUNG GUN1194 on Apr. 29th, 2011 7:31PM

So Jim, I dont Mean to be push or anything i appologize for that now, but when is this new stuff supposed to be added is there any sort of ETA to watch out for, By the way Koodos to you on the game it's always fun and something to laugh at.
By tho tha face on Apr. 29th, 2011 7:40PM

http://www.mylazysundays.com/
By JesusRamirez44 on Apr. 29th, 2011 9:08PM

its been 3 weeks! When it passes a month i'll go crazy as fuck cuz you havent updated
By Jason Schymick on Apr. 29th, 2011 9:12PM

New stuff will be coming next week.
By Smashbrosmaniac on Apr. 29th, 2011 10:54PM

what about attempting to make water? it wolda be cool , try making little balls that turns in one wuen they are close... just like in portal 2
By grandpa Joe WCG on Apr. 30th, 2011 01:17AM

[img]http://a1.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/53/e506a4bb6c010650104f8676fa7526da/m.jpg[/img] JIM!! we love your game!!!!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!
By porty23 on Apr. 30th, 2011 02:00AM

Fire would be amazing! but i have a good idea for a character.you could do an alien on a little hover disk or something like that!!!!
By btbrian24 on Apr. 30th, 2011 02:23AM

Omg fire would be awesome!! also maybe a skater and acid or somthin else like that!
By Zeeschelp on Apr. 30th, 2011 07:49AM

Ah, Jim come on. Please hurry up with your update. You're losing many players if it just stays with this. =(
By JesusRamirez44 on Apr. 30th, 2011 10:22AM

@ Zeeschelp We lost lots of players due to the fact that the level trolls are taking over
By jordanpuma on Apr. 30th, 2011 10:59AM

make Earth Wind and Fire
By robydiezle on Apr. 30th, 2011 2:52PM

i say fire before charctor but i think the game should have more funy charactors or a customizible charctor...hmmm
By stupidnoob on May. 1st, 2011 02:13AM

Hey Jim You should put like some water,lava,fire and other things like that
By Billyizawsome on May. 1st, 2011 06:23AM

HURRY UP AMD MAKE A NEW UPDATE GODDAMNIT.[b][/b]
By killingspree996 on May. 1st, 2011 12:43PM

Many people say they want a man who just run, happyWHELLS WHEELS WHEELS -.-" (:D)
By thireo on May. 1st, 2011 12:46PM

[b]maak rook in het spel[/b]
By BowlOfDicks on May. 1st, 2011 7:31PM

make hitler a playable character and make him drive a bunch of dead jews.
By kaleb1122 on May. 1st, 2011 9:43PM

maby add lava to lol
By jameswalhain on May. 2nd, 2011 1:16PM

MAKE A APP FROM TOTALJERKFACE OR HAPPY WEELS PLZ
By Arlind123 on May. 2nd, 2011 3:05PM

make TORNADOS please Jim!!
By boredinschool on May. 2nd, 2011 3:37PM

COME ON!!!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE THE UPDARES?!
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