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Jason's big boy post
By someone on May. 9th, 2011 3:02PM

Writing news is very tiring, so here's Jason instead:

----BEGIN MESSAGE FROM JASON----

In the last month some cool stuff has happened. First off, Happy Wheels now has an office. This means that Jim can get out of his apartment and stop bitching about how being a hermit is driving him insane. It also has allowed him to hire me to help develop the game. Between having an office and an employee he pays to show up on time, things should remain on schedule. So far it's been pretty great. We plan on updating the game more frequently. You may have noticed we've added a few new breakable items: television, boombox, bottles, and a chair. It's a minor update, but I feel pretty honored to be the first person to work directly on the game itself. Also, we think breaking stuff in the game is fun.

Second, a new character is coming. Jim has finished most of the illustration. Without ruining the surprise, I think it's going to be pretty hilarious. It's a single character and it should feature a modified jump. We can't say exactly when it will be released, but he's working hard to get it out as soon as possible. Jim really wants to focus adding new characters.

Third, t-shirts and other merch will be available pretty soon.

Forth, we're working on addressing the server issues. Please be patient.

And finally, a bit about me (you can skip this part as I'm done talking about the game). Jim and I met at our last full-time job. He was leaving to work on a game and I was hired to take over his position. The game wasn't even "Happy Wheels" back then. It was simply an old man in a wheelchair rolling down a hill. But as Jim developed it, I became a big fan. I too quit my day job and vowed never to work in advertising ever again. And then some time passed and Happy Wheels had become more than a game, but a community of people creating awesome levels. Because I know Flash/Box2D, can illustrate and also develop iOS apps, Jim hired me to help out. This story is riveting. Anyway, I’m pretty excited to be a part of this.

My name in the forums is Jason Schymick.
By Bert on Apr. 8th, 2011 04:27AM

Lolz… Hi
By Guv01 on May. 9th, 2011 11:10AM

second comment!!! new character WOOOOO
By nick_s on May. 9th, 2011 11:11AM

3 comment
By kiowa40 on May. 9th, 2011 11:12AM

woot 4th comment. sounds good!
By ibmw711 on May. 9th, 2011 11:13AM

I cant wait :) 4th comment. I love this game. Play my levels. -ibmw711
By soniblast on May. 9th, 2011 11:14AM

it was like a month ago when there was a update now im playing plazma burst 2
By jakeybhoy on May. 9th, 2011 11:15AM

6 th comment =)
By SeggieNooo on May. 9th, 2011 11:18AM

Very cool, I am really excited to see the new character!
By ray1999 on May. 9th, 2011 11:18AM

7th comment top 10 :D
By ZpeczerN on May. 9th, 2011 11:22AM

Nice! Have u guys thinked about adding this to KINECT!! hahah :P
By Chronicles on May. 9th, 2011 11:26AM

[b]I CANT WAIT THE NEW CHARACTER[/b]
By Ipwnjerkfaces on May. 9th, 2011 11:33AM

Welcome Jason! I have a question will fire come out very soon?
By gogglebot on May. 9th, 2011 11:42AM

13th comment i think... i think this new character will be awesome!! :)
By flash123123 on May. 9th, 2011 11:49AM

WELCOME JASON! oh and say hy to jim NEW CHARACTER WOOOOOHOOOOOOOO
By chrisyD on May. 9th, 2011 11:57AM

Hey welcome! :D Do your best on the game! :P
By chris1234688 on May. 9th, 2011 11:58AM

15th comment!!!!!
By Bulb on May. 9th, 2011 12:02PM

the new character is [u][i][b]OSAMA RIDING ON A NUKE LOLZ.[/b][/i][/u]
By chrisyD on May. 9th, 2011 12:07PM

But.... is the character coming out this week?
By Bulb on May. 9th, 2011 12:07PM

[img]http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/sid_ice_age_1381.jpg[/img] haaaaarrrrrrrr
By mamamamama on May. 9th, 2011 12:11PM

NEW CHARACTER,... MMMMMM... NOT BAD MAMAMAMAMA
By yangyuiti on May. 9th, 2011 12:20PM

wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I want to see this character again! Jim and I donated 30 dolars for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By crazy old jerkface on May. 9th, 2011 12:23PM

cool
By alexrocks on May. 9th, 2011 12:29PM

Nice man. Its good to know you have an office now.
By Poepsnol38 on May. 9th, 2011 1:13PM

why are u saying that now already now we all cant wait :( [code]lolz[/code]
By Womperstomper on May. 9th, 2011 1:18PM

seem awesome duude
By bramtrol on May. 9th, 2011 1:48PM

im allready a fan of jason lol :P
By XxUnlovedxX on May. 9th, 2011 2:43PM

Can you make like a contest where we guess what the next character is by clues u give us and the closest persons level gets featured?!?!??! :D
By yomoma on May. 9th, 2011 3:04PM

Hi. I had a hot dog for lunch.
By hxpro on May. 9th, 2011 3:10PM

goo!!!! love u guys!!! keep up the good work!
By voltaire1 on May. 9th, 2011 3:10PM

omg another last name i cant pronounce lol
By The lone wanderer on May. 9th, 2011 3:41PM

YAY NEW KAREKTEOR!!! Damn i wus waitin for a new post.
By Money665 on May. 9th, 2011 3:48PM

nice new character i wounder if its a priest hehehehe, IS IT?!?!?!?!?!
By dragslice on May. 9th, 2011 4:00PM

OMG first welcome to happpy wheels jason!!!! 2nd i can't wait for that new character! hope you guys didn't have too much trouble moving in! :D
By Quinnpon on May. 9th, 2011 4:08PM

WOW! NEW STUFF BIG TIME! welcome to happy wheels Jason do a FANTASTIC job and whats wrong with being a hermit?
By Zeldy on May. 9th, 2011 4:09PM

This is great news. Also welcome, Jason!
By caligula on May. 9th, 2011 4:22PM

im guessing the new character has hydraulics, like shift jumps the rear tires, and Ctrl jumps the front tires. im hoping for dude in hospital gurney
By jo308 on May. 9th, 2011 4:26PM

i love happy wheels and tell me who the new charter is going to be
By THIS IS MY NAME on May. 9th, 2011 4:29PM

*****HINT****** on facebook jim revealed his new character to someone and i read it, it is going to be a G** O* A L*** M****
By JesusRamirez44 on May. 9th, 2011 4:29PM

I think Jim is going to hire Freddy soon
By jo308 on May. 9th, 2011 4:30PM

tell me is it osama bin laden,running ninja,kid driveing a go-kart or a navy seal also welcome jason i hope you do news more often
By bomba on May. 9th, 2011 4:38PM

coolio welcome dude glad to see a new face here (along with the new character)
By Billyizawsome on May. 9th, 2011 4:48PM

So theres going to be happy wheels on ipod? i will pay you 10 pounds.
By ericgarciadaman on May. 9th, 2011 4:55PM

They should make like a chat room
By Altair1 on May. 9th, 2011 4:57PM

New characters!!!!!!!
By MetallicDoom15 on May. 9th, 2011 5:10PM

hey jason welcome, and hell ya a new character. nice story.
By wolfboy12 on May. 9th, 2011 5:26PM

hoello jason, and WOW MORE FRECUENT UPDATESSS!!!, always enyoing surprises :p and i really want to se fire and new characters...
By zeus420 on May. 9th, 2011 5:40PM

Really good news I can't wait for the new character and the office is good news every thing is. Besides us having to wait for the character....
By kingivan221 on May. 9th, 2011 5:50PM

yes i cant wait for the new character to come out maybe its lame maybe its cool we'll all know
By CoolBreeze on May. 9th, 2011 5:52PM

48th comment I think. Sweet can't wait for the character!
By Blusix on May. 9th, 2011 5:57PM

The awsome gear and t-shirts sound cool!
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