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Jason's big boy post
By someone on May. 9th, 2011 3:02PM

Writing news is very tiring, so here's Jason instead:

----BEGIN MESSAGE FROM JASON----

In the last month some cool stuff has happened. First off, Happy Wheels now has an office. This means that Jim can get out of his apartment and stop bitching about how being a hermit is driving him insane. It also has allowed him to hire me to help develop the game. Between having an office and an employee he pays to show up on time, things should remain on schedule. So far it's been pretty great. We plan on updating the game more frequently. You may have noticed we've added a few new breakable items: television, boombox, bottles, and a chair. It's a minor update, but I feel pretty honored to be the first person to work directly on the game itself. Also, we think breaking stuff in the game is fun.

Second, a new character is coming. Jim has finished most of the illustration. Without ruining the surprise, I think it's going to be pretty hilarious. It's a single character and it should feature a modified jump. We can't say exactly when it will be released, but he's working hard to get it out as soon as possible. Jim really wants to focus adding new characters.

Third, t-shirts and other merch will be available pretty soon.

Forth, we're working on addressing the server issues. Please be patient.

And finally, a bit about me (you can skip this part as I'm done talking about the game). Jim and I met at our last full-time job. He was leaving to work on a game and I was hired to take over his position. The game wasn't even "Happy Wheels" back then. It was simply an old man in a wheelchair rolling down a hill. But as Jim developed it, I became a big fan. I too quit my day job and vowed never to work in advertising ever again. And then some time passed and Happy Wheels had become more than a game, but a community of people creating awesome levels. Because I know Flash/Box2D, can illustrate and also develop iOS apps, Jim hired me to help out. This story is riveting. Anyway, I’m pretty excited to be a part of this.

My name in the forums is Jason Schymick.
By marckjanssen on May. 17th, 2011 2:53PM

WHOOO 151 coment.... TOP 200!! but nice and what are you guy's going to make after this? NOT a new character I hope! I realy hope fire and axid!! or something like that! by the way! RESPECT for you guy's for making sutch an great and owesome game!
By jake69 on May. 18th, 2011 12:45PM

i have one idea. Snowboard man or skiin man. for playble charaters.
By theruben802 on May. 19th, 2011 10:53AM

this is my name said it would probably be a guy on a landmower if i read i correctly
By tedbland on May. 19th, 2011 12:56PM

a little person called LAWNMOWER MAN??? There's been rumors on the forums Jason. Can I call you J? Yea. I thought I could. Chat to me on Gmail: thatracistbastard@gmail.com plz email me! p.s. u need a gmail 2 chat 2 me (not that you didn't already know that lolz)
By JerkoffFace on May. 19th, 2011 7:07PM

You should like, come chill on the chat sometime. [url]http://tinychat.com/happywheels[/url]
By TheDetontor on May. 19th, 2011 8:17PM

50TH Comment!
By jerk face 98 on May. 19th, 2011 9:26PM

the new character is a lawn mower dude
By Anabella on May. 20th, 2011 11:54AM

Awesome to hear that Jim's able to take someone like yourself on board. I know there is always demand for new updates, and Jim has done a fantastic job, but this update and the hopes that updates and the game in general will run a bit more smoothly from now on is brilliant news. Welcome! :)
By benTheBun on May. 21st, 2011 4:27PM

when is jim makin a better character than lawn maN:)
By pz on May. 22nd, 2011 10:07AM

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By jkcs on May. 24th, 2011 02:18AM

how do you make your own character
By austin60 on May. 24th, 2011 8:46PM

hi i've been on here for a loong time and some ppl are saying crap on my reply wall and can you make it so i can delet bad repley coments?
By pretty9 on May. 25th, 2011 10:04PM

lol
By seejay212 on May. 28th, 2011 7:59PM

Man this guy is a faggot he doesent know what the fuck he's talkin about I bet he's a hillbilly
By mjfanproX9 on May. 29th, 2011 02:40AM

yeaghcool new characte! i wantfire on happy wheels but its maybe to hard?
By WalrusWizard on May. 30th, 2011 10:12PM

lolololololol
By Haxer1337lol on Jun. 11th, 2011 06:20AM

U CAN DEVELOP IOS STUFF ? DOES THAT MEAN THAT I YOU CAN MAKE IT FOR IPAD/IPHONE ?!
By GOHST179 on Jun. 22nd, 2011 11:29PM

dear jim please put a object down loader so people can download your stuff and not steal your level or be able to make a permanent mark on your stuff please people are taking my stuff i made importable guns and people keep steeling them and saying they made it
By Hogu123 on Jun. 28th, 2011 09:48AM

:):):(:(P(P(P(
By mankiller on Jul. 3rd, 2011 8:51PM

let me geuss the new guy is fat
By yourer on Jul. 8th, 2011 01:13AM

I hope the new character is going to be something funnier than lawnmower man.
By Sangwell on Jul. 18th, 2011 04:13AM

Jason Schmuck* Kidding, you seem a cool dude.
By irondevil99 on Jul. 18th, 2011 11:56AM

jason told me its a lawn.... ma....
By Earthykiller127 on Jul. 23rd, 2011 06:13AM

COOL I WILL MAKE A ROLLERCOASTER GOOD IDEA NO ?!
By megga cheese on Jul. 24th, 2011 12:46AM

how do u make a game
By jay628 on Jul. 28th, 2011 9:49PM

WELL HAPPY FUCKIN BIRTHDAY YOU DOUCHE BAG!!!
By reddotangel on Jul. 29th, 2011 11:22AM

this game is g
By jerkhead on Oct. 10th, 2011 5:53PM

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PEPS
By Psycopath48 on Dec. 7th, 2011 11:26PM

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By GMFALL on Mar. 25th, 2012 3:39PM

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By rokkashiu on Apr. 16th, 2012 5:54PM

holy SHIT... ITS FROM FUCKING 1970
By Redy7244 on May. 26th, 2012 09:23AM

can you download happy wheels to your desktop or can you not
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