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By someone on May. 31st, 2011 4:11PM
Hello everyone. I was a bit lazy this past week, but here is some news.
If you hadn't noticed yet, a new character was added to the game. He rides a lawnmower. I'm pretty happy with how it came out, although I really need to get some new voices. The next few characters will most likely not be as gruesome.
With the new character came a lot more traffic, and the site has been performing pretty shitty again during peak hours. I'm pretty tired of that happening, so I will be purchasing a second server. However, I need to find help with load balancing and all this other crap I've never done. In the meantime, I've disabled search. It's very inefficient, and was a big cause of the site problems. It will be back up as soon as resources are a bit better.
At some point today I will put up a small update. There are some bug fixes for the lawnmower man. There shouldn't be any more disappearing body parts or green boxes. The lawnmower itself was also nearly indestructible (I forgot to set that to normal again), so that will be fixed. Shapes can now also be entirely invisible, and you can set them with certain collision values. This should make it a lot easier to make moving puppets of characters and stuff like that. If my priorities are poor, I will spend time making an example.
By someone on May. 31st, 2011 4:11PM
Hello everyone. I was a bit lazy this past week, but here is some news.
If you hadn't noticed yet, a new character was added to the game. He rides a lawnmower. I'm pretty happy with how it came out, although I really need to get some new voices. The next few characters will most likely not be as gruesome.
With the new character came a lot more traffic, and the site has been performing pretty shitty again during peak hours. I'm pretty tired of that happening, so I will be purchasing a second server. However, I need to find help with load balancing and all this other crap I've never done. In the meantime, I've disabled search. It's very inefficient, and was a big cause of the site problems. It will be back up as soon as resources are a bit better.
At some point today I will put up a small update. There are some bug fixes for the lawnmower man. There shouldn't be any more disappearing body parts or green boxes. The lawnmower itself was also nearly indestructible (I forgot to set that to normal again), so that will be fixed. Shapes can now also be entirely invisible, and you can set them with certain collision values. This should make it a lot easier to make moving puppets of characters and stuff like that. If my priorities are poor, I will spend time making an example.
By Douglass Cooper on May. 31st, 2011 2:43PM
Did you get the idea for that lawnmower guy from my idea of a redneck on a lawnmower?
Did you get the idea for that lawnmower guy from my idea of a redneck on a lawnmower?
By Luigi Is pro on May. 31st, 2011 2:49PM
To be honest it's good and all but i would love to search a level up by the end of the week it'd be amazing. And also i wish there's cool things like water, ice, fire, and earth that'd be cool to play around with. Just a suggestion for the next update.
To be honest it's good and all but i would love to search a level up by the end of the week it'd be amazing. And also i wish there's cool things like water, ice, fire, and earth that'd be cool to play around with. Just a suggestion for the next update.
By boredinschool on May. 31st, 2011 2:54PM
10th post. finally posted another news update. thanks for reminding us that ur still alive jim
10th post. finally posted another news update. thanks for reminding us that ur still alive jim
By Extreme Jerkface on May. 31st, 2011 2:57PM
12th Cool! Thanks for fixing the disappearing parts bug!
12th Cool! Thanks for fixing the disappearing parts bug!
By Reather on May. 31st, 2011 3:03PM
i think the next character should either be on a pogo stick or a unicycle
i think the next character should either be on a pogo stick or a unicycle
By jongen on May. 31st, 2011 3:07PM
how do you make invisible shapes Jim i can't see it in the level editor
how do you make invisible shapes Jim i can't see it in the level editor
By THIS IS MY NAME on May. 31st, 2011 3:20PM
18TH! WOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!?..... I THINK!?!! <(") HEHE ITS A BIRD
18TH! WOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!?..... I THINK!?!! <(") HEHE ITS A BIRD
By speedyxe on May. 31st, 2011 3:53PM
can we have a part that spews out some of the body parts and blood? otherwise i love him no boost though
can we have a part that spews out some of the body parts and blood? otherwise i love him no boost though
By David da best on May. 31st, 2011 4:33PM
hey jim, an idea to make the website work better would to delete the game 'Devine Intervension' because nobody plays that game really thanks David da best
hey jim, an idea to make the website work better would to delete the game 'Devine Intervension' because nobody plays that game really thanks David da best
By rmac21 on May. 31st, 2011 4:34PM
you should make an astronaut on a moon car also a midget clown on a unicycle a lady in a convertible corvette a little boy in a wagon being pulled by a little girl on a tricycle a toddler on a big wheel or a man in a dune buggy
you should make an astronaut on a moon car also a midget clown on a unicycle a lady in a convertible corvette a little boy in a wagon being pulled by a little girl on a tricycle a toddler on a big wheel or a man in a dune buggy
By RabbidsL on May. 31st, 2011 4:42PM
32nd :P The new character is very well done I think you should make fire though, it would be a nice touch.
32nd :P The new character is very well done I think you should make fire though, it would be a nice touch.
By Whoopsht on May. 31st, 2011 4:54PM
stop making suggestions. they will make what they feel like when they feel like it. good job on the new character
stop making suggestions. they will make what they feel like when they feel like it. good job on the new character
By Bongoro7 on May. 31st, 2011 5:11PM
Ugh. I'm guessing most of your users aren't even 13, but that's the internet for you. Keep up the good work, Jim + OtherGuyWhoseNameIKindaForgot
Ugh. I'm guessing most of your users aren't even 13, but that's the internet for you. Keep up the good work, Jim + OtherGuyWhoseNameIKindaForgot
By Petur Darri on May. 31st, 2011 5:18PM
[b]JIM, WHAT IS THIS NEW CHARACTER IN LEVEL EDITOR ?????[/b] just wanted to do that so you would see it :P
[b]JIM, WHAT IS THIS NEW CHARACTER IN LEVEL EDITOR ?????[/b] just wanted to do that so you would see it :P
By ParanormalRABBIT on May. 31st, 2011 5:27PM
Jim, Jason, good work! The Lawnmower man is pretty epic, and it's great now you can make shapes invisible and stuff. I still wish the search engine was working though :'(
Jim, Jason, good work! The Lawnmower man is pretty epic, and it's great now you can make shapes invisible and stuff. I still wish the search engine was working though :'(
By buckle123 on May. 31st, 2011 6:01PM
Mr. Bonacci, I think that the Divine Intervention priest would be a good character, as you would not have to draw one. You could put him on a scooter or something.
Mr. Bonacci, I think that the Divine Intervention priest would be a good character, as you would not have to draw one. You could put him on a scooter or something.
By BurningFist84 on May. 31st, 2011 6:04PM
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4B7WGmC1IA&feature=relmfu][u][i][b]EVERYBODY QUIT COMPLAININ' ABOUT THE SEARCH AND THE NEW NPC![/b][/i][/u][/url]
[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4B7WGmC1IA&feature=relmfu][u][i][b]EVERYBODY QUIT COMPLAININ' ABOUT THE SEARCH AND THE NEW NPC![/b][/i][/u][/url]
By Luigi Is pro on May. 31st, 2011 8:15PM
Well if anyone read the 9th post it would've mentioned my stuff here and also, keep making good levels :) as long as there detailed and somewhat fun to play its worth getting a 5 star review with good views and positive comments...
Well if anyone read the 9th post it would've mentioned my stuff here and also, keep making good levels :) as long as there detailed and somewhat fun to play its worth getting a 5 star review with good views and positive comments...
By NicholasQ on May. 31st, 2011 8:17PM
If it's not too much trouble not to make his legs look like they're rotating like gears, i would suggest a walking character, AND I WILL [url]http://http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTiiiR4P8Vn3bkwxnWyoZJNuVTS7avgw_aHv7IhyjatrE9kFzwb[/url]
If it's not too much trouble not to make his legs look like they're rotating like gears, i would suggest a walking character, AND I WILL [url]http://http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTiiiR4P8Vn3bkwxnWyoZJNuVTS7avgw_aHv7IhyjatrE9kFzwb[/url]
By MrAnimals69 on May. 31st, 2011 8:34PM
you should make a character that has chainsaws because i hate it when people get in my way and jam the lawnmower
you should make a character that has chainsaws because i hate it when people get in my way and jam the lawnmower
By onejucieambre on May. 31st, 2011 9:40PM
you should add like electricity or something like that lol idk just saying idc is you do its already a good game
you should add like electricity or something like that lol idk just saying idc is you do its already a good game
By queefstern88 on May. 31st, 2011 9:47PM
52 yay and jim thank you so much for the site your great and you guys need to stop being so pushy jim is only human (i think, maybe hes jesus) but he is still making this website great and his head is probably spinning with all these suggestions
52 yay and jim thank you so much for the site your great and you guys need to stop being so pushy jim is only human (i think, maybe hes jesus) but he is still making this website great and his head is probably spinning with all these suggestions
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