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By someone on May. 31st, 2011 4:11PM
Hello everyone. I was a bit lazy this past week, but here is some news.
If you hadn't noticed yet, a
new character was added to the game. He rides a lawnmower. I'm pretty happy with how it came out, although I really need to get some new voices. The next few characters will most likely not be as gruesome.
With the new character came a lot more traffic, and the site has been performing pretty shitty again during peak hours. I'm pretty tired of that happening, so I will be purchasing a second server. However, I need to find help with load balancing and all this other crap I've never done. In the meantime, I've disabled search. It's very inefficient, and was a big cause of the site problems. It will be back up as soon as resources are a bit better.
At some point today I will put up a small update. There are some bug fixes for the lawnmower man. There shouldn't be any more disappearing body parts or green boxes. The lawnmower itself was also nearly indestructible (I forgot to set that to normal again), so that will be fixed. Shapes can now also be entirely invisible, and you can set them with certain collision values. This should make it a lot easier to make moving puppets of characters and stuff like that. If my priorities are poor, I will spend time making an example.
By Templar691 on Jun. 2nd, 2011 09:28AM
got a suggestion for the next character if you wish to make him: Bear with a Fez Hat riding a unicycle :D
By mamamamama on Jun. 2nd, 2011 10:20AM
but ... This character is very good. thanks for this character, and highly appreciate it.
you just be for us, playing so much stress.
I appreciate your effort
By Johnson_johnson on Jun. 2nd, 2011 10:50AM
May i suggest the option to atach motors and group stuff with out character and it's veicule? Its annoying to have to build blocks around it to make it move something
By Fenix Master117 on Jun. 2nd, 2011 11:29AM
Dear Jim, Something is wrong with the level editor, when i load my level i can edit it just fine but when i go to test it i get a frozen screen the wont do anything!!! :( plz try to fix this
By Wheels are happy on Jun. 2nd, 2011 12:32PM
Hello Jim u have made LOTS of great characters and some one was so rude about ur lawnmower guy he said: WHAT'S THE POINT OF LAWNMOWER MAN MAKE SOMETHING BETTER JIM! I didn't say that it was some guy and ur lawnmower guy and other characters!!!! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK JIM!!!!! HAPPY WHEELS IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By bramtrol on Jun. 2nd, 2011 1:23PM
jim, thumbs up
By MicroGame on Jun. 2nd, 2011 1:24PM
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By airsofter34 on Jun. 2nd, 2011 1:25PM
hey jim the new character is great! couple problems whats with my old no move levels not working? is that my computer's fault? also you should make a youtube montage of funny replays for happy wheels. try to get more people into it (more shirt sales for you)
By crazy old jerkface on Jun. 2nd, 2011 2:16PM
TO jim bonacci
there are a lot of site spams on happy wheels.
like AAA and more why dont you make your own fan site for happy wheels the offisial then it will be a little less spawn and it can be used
to report bugs and you can get chat mods to hold controll. if you read (i think you wont)
plz say it here
By yodumbass on Jun. 2nd, 2011 3:13PM
Jim, I would definately like to help. I'm here if you need me. I'm in school on weekdays and depending on if i move or not, ill be around on most of the weekends. Hit me up if you need me.
By ford mustang64 on Jun. 2nd, 2011 3:25PM
well i would love to play this website but i cant every time i go to the game it send me right back to the begging and i cant click on anything it would be frozed plz fix.
By REECEDOG O_o on Jun. 2nd, 2011 3:39PM
why are u sayin ugh....?
By trotterski on Jun. 2nd, 2011 3:58PM
[b]@crazy old jerkface
Spam
[i]noun[/i]
Useless, off-topic, or annoying posts at message boards.
Try again, bud.[/b]
By drack3001 on Jun. 2nd, 2011 5:55PM
I want to create a character
By pornlover888 on Jun. 2nd, 2011 6:26PM
you should make the characters be able to shoot gunz
By badguy103 on Jun. 2nd, 2011 7:18PM
make a [b][i][u]motor[/b]-cy[/i]cle[/u] cop next
By NWW on Jun. 2nd, 2011 7:58PM
I have got some things that I wish would have been in the game;) earth, fire, lightning (with fire), water, ice, a skateboarding kid, a rollerblading girl; maybe (since I already said fire) a flamethrower or somthing :P maybe some guns :P BTW; haha, sorry for my bad english!.. :P
By firered on Jun. 2nd, 2011 8:06PM
make an alian on a moon rover
By Juanix345 on Jun. 2nd, 2011 11:11PM
make a police xD
By otakuman007 on Jun. 3rd, 2011 12:12AM
Make a Girlscout character. I would worship you if you ever would. XD
By Sliffer1599 on Jun. 3rd, 2011 05:32AM
skateboard kid please
By dts recruiter on Jun. 3rd, 2011 06:36AM
hey the lawn mower guy i would hapilly do the voice.reply
email me
legoman2000@mail.ru
or visit my web
http://dts-official-web.webs.com/
By ilovecandy123 on Jun. 3rd, 2011 06:37AM
guys leave thm alone about shitty charecter ideas and you knows those shpe tools thats what the make every thing out of it takes them a long time to make a charecter and the really stuiped ideas you come you come up with its not very good ones and they already got a new cahrecter out how long do you think it took them to make that one so leave them alone telling them to make a new charecter ungrateful people they alredy gave us a charecter (lawnmower man) so stop coming up with dumb ideas
By medtuning on Jun. 3rd, 2011 08:01AM
i hate the new character... to slow, to heavy... you can not do anything!!!
By Firethefallen21 on Jun. 3rd, 2011 08:24AM
Every One please go to my game on happy wheels called Rolling Spikes
By vander08 on Jun. 3rd, 2011 11:01AM
NicholasQ SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! IF HE MADE A WALKING CHARACTER THE GAME WOULD HAVE NO MORE PURPOSE!!!!!!!!!
By JakeBoy123 on Jun. 3rd, 2011 11:35AM
[LIST=1] Could U Make An Little Kid on a scooter
Ps . love the characters
By lee2000563 on Jun. 3rd, 2011 11:53AM
it a good idea for a warrior on a horsefor a charecter if you press space bar and chopes what ever is in front of him
By HappyHarrison96 on Jun. 3rd, 2011 12:06PM
you should make a guy with a pogo stick with a spike on the bottom?
By jamie2012 on Jun. 3rd, 2011 5:19PM
jim i sent a message to you already check out peoples ideas 4 characters and send a message to them saying if they have more ideas just send a message back
By fuzzyjred on Jun. 3rd, 2011 9:03PM
A small update that needs to be done: Make it so when you log in you can press enter. It just annoys me.
By tankking2 on Jun. 3rd, 2011 9:10PM
hey jim on happy wheels some people be making request. most on traps like ice trap,or body crush ps, that one sounds good. but others say that there should be a charactors with wepons on there vehichels just like lawnmower guy how will you solve that problem?
By brett8787 on Jun. 3rd, 2011 9:22PM
Umm afta u made some editing stuff 2day i play ed to of the lvls i made and like the mower broke when it nva did b4 and i made a red back round and like nva b4 i seen white
By christhoper on Jun. 3rd, 2011 9:44PM
a mi me parece que tiene que crearse el fuego y para personalisar personajes ademas ese personaje nuevo fue una mierda preferiria las recomendaciones de los otros jugadores los de la skate y los muchos mas...
By bbssgg on Jun. 3rd, 2011 11:18PM
Awesome
By stan123 on Jun. 4th, 2011 05:47AM
why does it say only happy green hills by Jim Bonnaci when i search any sort of level? pls respond to fix this problem :)
By NateSlate98 on Jun. 4th, 2011 06:45AM
Jim is awsome but stop copying the same level over and over agin
By King random 64 on Jun. 4th, 2011 06:53AM
52nd. Can't beileive I counted all that...
By Adis rocks on Jun. 4th, 2011 07:32AM
i think they should get a guy that flys a plane but still i like the lawnmower guy
By ferretz on Jun. 4th, 2011 10:22AM
thank you Jim! But can you (if possible) make a skakeboarding kid?
By rickyc7 on Jun. 4th, 2011 11:00AM
jim can you serch up my name and see if you like my new characters
By GamerBread919 on Jun. 4th, 2011 11:17AM
Fix the bug where if you search a level it just comes up with happy green hills. no matter what you search, or was that deliberate?
By aaaaaa46 on Jun. 4th, 2011 11:36AM
WHY DONT YOU MAKE A MULTIPLAYER OPTION?
with a lobby,and if you want to play with other people,just invite them!
it is weird no-one else showed up with this idea.
By black26 on Jun. 4th, 2011 11:54AM
New character..*skate-boarder* ?? haha it would be very fun
By drack3001 on Jun. 4th, 2011 12:22PM
alll people play my levels are funy
By Bulb on Jun. 4th, 2011 12:22PM
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By totaljerkfacerocks on Jun. 4th, 2011 1:17PM
when i use browser search i search wwe and it doesnt work
By the others on Jun. 4th, 2011 1:42PM
rmac21 actually has some pretty good ideas i would really like to see some of those oh and please don't delete "devine intervention" me and my friend are insane for that game!!!