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By someone on May. 31st, 2011 4:11PM

Hello everyone. I was a bit lazy this past week, but here is some news.

If you hadn't noticed yet, a new character was added to the game. He rides a lawnmower. I'm pretty happy with how it came out, although I really need to get some new voices. The next few characters will most likely not be as gruesome.

With the new character came a lot more traffic, and the site has been performing pretty shitty again during peak hours. I'm pretty tired of that happening, so I will be purchasing a second server. However, I need to find help with load balancing and all this other crap I've never done. In the meantime, I've disabled search. It's very inefficient, and was a big cause of the site problems. It will be back up as soon as resources are a bit better.

At some point today I will put up a small update. There are some bug fixes for the lawnmower man. There shouldn't be any more disappearing body parts or green boxes. The lawnmower itself was also nearly indestructible (I forgot to set that to normal again), so that will be fixed. Shapes can now also be entirely invisible, and you can set them with certain collision values. This should make it a lot easier to make moving puppets of characters and stuff like that. If my priorities are poor, I will spend time making an example.
By SoloKILLER 907 on Jun. 17th, 2011 10:07PM

WOW nice character but you know what would be great add some new levels and new characters ASAP!!!
By herdofbear on Jun. 17th, 2011 10:20PM

I believe Jim has died. Again. At least give us a status update.
By lolrofl on Jun. 18th, 2011 03:56AM

need to fix the broken levels EG MINE
By yuter 1 on Jun. 18th, 2011 05:16AM

im having a few glitchesd with lawnmower guy sometimes this green box appears around him and sometimes the blades underneath his lawnmower dont appear.any one else having these glitches?
By rawrboi341 on Jun. 18th, 2011 07:42AM

The Lawnmower Guy is FUCKING AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Thunderjerk on Jun. 18th, 2011 07:45AM

He should make a Skateboarder for the next character he makes ;)
By KimJongKilla on Jun. 18th, 2011 8:03PM

We all just need to calm down. I know its been 3 weeks since the last update, but that means that when the update does come out, it'll be fuckin awesome.
By nolan 0222 on Jun. 18th, 2011 10:32PM

5 stars both games amazing just a thing I would like not trying to be a pushy bastard put a cool character would be a dirtbiker guy or like a clown on a unicycle :p just a recomendation
By 100rats on Jun. 19th, 2011 12:07AM

i love happy weels:D:D:D(^^)
By mokuskecske on Jun. 19th, 2011 10:23AM

hi man pls can i ask ya how can i create a character ???
By dazdude on Jun. 19th, 2011 3:16PM

it rocks and so do you look at my levil
By heart rippa on Jun. 20th, 2011 01:10AM

53 epic! make a new dude already make him like on a pogo stick or something
By CWS on Jun. 20th, 2011 01:26AM

MAKE A NEW CHARACTER JIM
By colonel Ford on Jun. 20th, 2011 02:06AM

why the fuck does everybody want a freking skate boarder????he said in a forum he wont be putting any freestanders...
By paulford on Jun. 20th, 2011 02:44AM

create an other new character there all good but we all need some new ones
By pumkin1 on Jun. 20th, 2011 05:10AM

[b]hurry up and update[/b]
By green bay pac on Jun. 20th, 2011 10:17PM

i hope everyone knows that if you put to many items in a level that it lags so dont overload it with stuff kk
By black13 on Jun. 20th, 2011 11:01PM

cool
By Maxcoll21 on Jun. 21st, 2011 04:32AM

beim Lawnmower man verschwindet das gelbe teil
By HappyWheeler98 on Jun. 21st, 2011 10:48AM

please make fire
By Happy Jack on Jun. 21st, 2011 9:23PM

Kool jim bonacci came up with an awesome new character! i love it now i can tear and eat bodies! l
By beware of the 6 on Jun. 21st, 2011 9:53PM

Jim you saved me from bordem
By juul414 on Jun. 22nd, 2011 05:11AM

yeah fire and weapons like a knife ore guns
By dr3m0n on Jun. 22nd, 2011 09:46AM

lawnmower ;D
By Koto on Jun. 22nd, 2011 7:48PM

JIM!!!!! CAN U HEAR ME!?!?!? ARE YOU ALIVE?!?!??!!?!??!?! 'cause the amount of inactivity in this site makes me think so...
By Totopaw124 on Jun. 22nd, 2011 10:26PM

i have an idea for a new character. A FREAKING ROBOT ON A HOVERBOARD. you dont have to code it to actually hover, you can just make invisible wheels
By GOHST179 on Jun. 22nd, 2011 11:28PM

dear jim please put a object down loader so people can download your stuff and not steal your level or be able to make a permanent mark on your stuff please people are taking my stuff i made importable guns and people keep steeling them and saying they made it
By Meuryn on Jun. 23rd, 2011 09:39AM

3 weeks and still no news, let alone any noticeable update. Why should I sit through your damn adverts when you appear to have no interest in telling us what's going on or even working on your game?
By stingybananas on Jun. 23rd, 2011 11:00PM

needs to be more bloodier. IJS...
By moda ass hole on Jun. 23rd, 2011 11:09PM

jim, i honestly think that you should just take your time on the website and calm down. we can work with the characters that we have now. you have a life so dont waste it.but im not saying that you should give up i mean just calm down.
By the byron 1 on Jun. 24th, 2011 12:15AM

hey jim do you relize my levels u should check them out jk they suck compared to some but anyway i know how to work with the second server stuff u were talking about
By colonel Ford on Jun. 24th, 2011 12:44AM

but seriously is he taking a break?But i think hes probaly working on something imo
By Dogpup4 on Jun. 24th, 2011 09:33AM

Meuryn, without those ads he wouldn't make that much money. Just be patient, most games don't get updates for a while. Trust me, every time we have a long wait with no updates, there will be an amazing one that comes out of the blue.
By Safety on Jun. 24th, 2011 9:04PM

Screw the characters,MOAR BACKGROUNDS! I'd like acid,cause I'm tired of putting a green flat artwork square over spikes.
By cosmonaut97 on Jun. 25th, 2011 02:09AM

new character should either be a gay guy in a smart car or a kid on a razor scooter
By yugi1234 on Jun. 25th, 2011 10:16AM

common update update what happened to daily updates
By fuzzybananathong on Jun. 25th, 2011 10:39AM

how bout the next character be a kid on a scooter?
By snipershots244 on Jun. 25th, 2011 7:27PM

HEY you should make a redneck on a fourwheeler with a cold beer in his hand XD lmao
By M_Nation on Jun. 25th, 2011 11:57PM

would like an update.. even if it was a small one, I like to hear progress! please give us an update Jim! we all love all updates!
By kkelley91798 on Jun. 26th, 2011 12:46AM

oh i got one a "like" and a "dislike" button for comments in the forms like this one and stuff that be kinda good plus i would like to hear an update even if you just say "i just got back from wendys i was laughing my ass of at mcdonalds next door cuz everybody was fat!" just sumthing to let us know that you care about us lol
By csceterkiller on Jun. 26th, 2011 03:58AM

[u][i][b]When Next Update Comes?[/b][/i][/u]
By ManolisVrondakis on Jun. 26th, 2011 04:15AM

[b]SHUTUP!!![/b] You[b]DID NOT[/b] pay for the game. You SHOULD STOP TELLING HIM TO MAKE A UPDATE BECAUSE ITS NOT YOUR GAME ITS HIS SO FUCK OF AND GET A LIFE I'm of to pick flowers :)
By happywheelsrock089 on Jun. 26th, 2011 09:02AM

make a charter whit a flame trhower
By MasterLip24 on Jun. 26th, 2011 11:21AM

JIM im if you can you should make a new character
By uredeadifuwant on Jun. 26th, 2011 11:42AM

i wanna search but i cant. plz fix it so soon as possible
By Ash_Scriven on Jun. 26th, 2011 12:53PM

[b]This has nothing to do with the update, but i'd love a way to make happy wheels fullscreen! :) x[/b]
By joeyhammer on Jun. 26th, 2011 12:57PM

hurry up Jimbo cause some people would pay to play this game.
By Emil809 on Jun. 26th, 2011 7:00PM

Кто то разговаривает по русски?
By Rookie18 on Jun. 26th, 2011 9:18PM

I know this is out of order ,but for the next character I would like to see a midget on a tricycle
By funman12 on Jun. 26th, 2011 10:56PM

as longest i have wwe without searching im fine
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