By someone on May. 31st, 2011 4:11PM
Hello everyone. I was a bit lazy this past week, but here is some news.
If you hadn't noticed yet, a new character
was added to the game. He rides a lawnmower. I'm pretty happy with how it came out, although I really need to get some new voices. The next few characters will most likely not be as gruesome.
With the new character came a lot more traffic, and the site has been performing pretty shitty again during peak hours. I'm pretty tired of that happening, so I will be purchasing a second server. However, I need to find help with load balancing and all this other crap I've never done. In the meantime, I've disabled search. It's very inefficient, and was a big cause of the site problems. It will be back up as soon as resources are a bit better.
At some point today I will put up a small update. There are some bug fixes for the lawnmower man. There shouldn't be any more disappearing body parts or green boxes. The lawnmower itself was also nearly indestructible (I forgot to set that to normal again), so that will be fixed. Shapes can now also be entirely invisible, and you can set them with certain collision values. This should make it a lot easier to make moving puppets of characters and stuff like that. If my priorities are poor, I will spend time making an example.
By kkelley91798 on Jun. 26th, 2011 11:18PM
Nobody really talks Russian on this site sense its an american site made by an american besides if you told Jim something in a different language he might not be able to understand you.
By GabrielDaGameManiac on Jun. 27th, 2011 04:10AM
Oh hey, u think u could make it where u can save a creation instead of just coppyin it? Like if u make a car and want2 make it again w out loadin the full level or importin?
By grundo1561 on Jun. 27th, 2011 3:54PM
Come on Jim, at least give us a status update.
By boredinschool on Jun. 27th, 2011 4:36PM
4 weeks and not even a peep from jim
By bluewolf194 on Jun. 27th, 2011 5:38PM
i think death in a go kart with his knees up to his head
By dumbsteven on Jun. 27th, 2011 8:14PM
watch this jim
it looks like a skelecton
By LON3 Wolf on Jun. 27th, 2011 11:38PM
yo can u add a person like a motorcycle driver with a dog on the back and details for the character if u do see this post these are the details if u want it on put a like (leather jacket) some (sunglasses) (bluejeans) um the leather jacket is sapossed to be (BLACK) dogs color is like (lightbrown) and go ahead and put a (motorcycle helmet) or put a (bandana) a (black) one idd like that one more the bandana and if u do put bandana put like (hat) or somthin on it
By yahoofuk on Jun. 28th, 2011 8:14PM
WE WANT MORE THAN THAT
By Runearrow on Jun. 28th, 2011 10:08PM
If you could make a character who could walk that would be great....With z he could punch with shift he could kick, ctrl to jump and space to grab...
If you dont want to create a new char then try to make it to where you can use the mouse to drag things around....you could use any character and then you use the mouse to use like Telekenisis or however you spell that. Sorry for such a big post, Thank you.
By lemons123 on Jun. 28th, 2011 11:32PM
sooooooooo its been a few months since you posted this and I dont see any major updates or even posts on progress if there is any sooooooooo yeah keep us up to date unless you have a awesome surprise for us and want to keep it seeeecret soooooooooooooo bye
By cdogplymale on Jun. 28th, 2011 11:42PM
there should be little timmy or tommy whateveron a skateboard and guy like that black guy bmxing
By mik9090 on Jun. 29th, 2011 01:17AM
The lawnmower someTIMES have a bug and Black hole is a big problem coz you must refresh
By Apademak on Jun. 29th, 2011 01:52AM
By Speedy five on Jun. 29th, 2011 05:25AM
if car exist its the best.53 th
By darmadoo on Jun. 29th, 2011 6:54PM
he obviously doesnt care about this game anymore. give it up. a professional would keep his fans updated.
By Travisbarlow19952 on Jun. 29th, 2011 9:23PM
Soooooo JIM, to state a fact here, youve been a bit lazy, for more than a month... Seriously? Daily Updates? We've yet to see an update in over a month... FIX this jim.
By NateSlate98 on Jun. 29th, 2011 11:59PM
your the one who waits around all day wating for an update so stop complaning
By leva100 on Jun. 30th, 2011 10:11AM
do you want to update your status or something so these dicks will shut the fuck up
By wade123 on Jun. 30th, 2011 4:10PM
dude what the f*ck you said weekly update not monthly
By jkcs on Jun. 30th, 2011 7:54PM
I dont think anyone is seeing this so the lawnmower dude looks like ass crack
By basher on Jun. 30th, 2011 9:24PM
hey every one Jim and Jason are doing the best they can you idiots making a website is hard so you all stop asking them for stuff!!!
By M_Nation on Jun. 30th, 2011 11:06PM
Jim.. we miss your voice.. err I mean text.. Please, bless us with your word!
By devilhunter2000 on Jul. 1st, 2011 12:23AM
Me like weekly update
he is hopefully making a new character
its been so long since i could love a up(date)
By master78 on Jul. 1st, 2011 12:32AM
mack a runing dud pls jim pls jim
By darmadoo on Jul. 1st, 2011 12:34AM
stop acting like you know this guy personally and kissing his ass its annoying. p.s. this game is fun.
By TheGreatPurpleLemon on Jul. 1st, 2011 04:32AM
A kid in a bumper car would be good.
Also some new hazards and maybe a couple of readymade ramps and loops.
By Travisbarlow19952 on Jul. 1st, 2011 10:09AM
Darmadoo, theyre making suggestions, so shut the fuck up you prick.
By yugi1234 on Jul. 1st, 2011 10:15AM
woooooooo free stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!
By 1234567bigc on Jul. 1st, 2011 11:06PM
plz let us search again
By colonel Ford on Jul. 2nd, 2011 01:52AM
well while were at it....
Play my level, called Dead marshes,its pretty cool spent like 3 days on it and its worth playing,dont forget to rate if you do play it,or save as many replays as you can
By devilhunter2000 on Jul. 2nd, 2011 02:55AM
i emailed jim to tell him to make ikt possible to import pics into level. (THIS IS MY IDEA IF ANYONE STEALS IT I WILL SUE)
By dachi95 on Jul. 2nd, 2011 05:36AM
jimm can make a naked characters ok?
By totalsarah on Jul. 2nd, 2011 06:56AM
better stop everybody with suggestions to be glad that Jim has a cool character he has created..
You are GREAT JIM...
tnx for the character!!!
By Penisberg on Jul. 2nd, 2011 08:11AM
Hey Jim hope you read this your site is great and just a suggestion here search up trololololol444 and see his character toon its really cool I think you should put it in.
By devilhunter2000 on Jul. 3rd, 2011 12:06AM
Happy wheels is now sad wheels
By matsterm on Jul. 3rd, 2011 12:24AM
hey i could use some help making things move on they're own on a level so if anyone can make a youtube vid as a tutorial pm me
By Stoneboy on Jul. 3rd, 2011 06:48AM
We need a skaterboy, like a teenager
By Dogpup4 on Jul. 3rd, 2011 08:22AM
I'm normally someone who defends Jim when people say this, but seriously you could at least just give us one little news post to clarify your existance.
By HappyBlox on Jul. 3rd, 2011 11:28AM
You know how you can get your website (Mostly Happy Wheels)? Ban Mochi Media (They Suck) and get rid of the talking self-portrait at the top. it causes lag and errors. mostly the gothinc one, the wisard one, and the riped-off face one. PLEASE make ur website work I love Happywheels and your the only website who has the full version! :( also can u make an E.T. charachter on happy wheels (that you can play as) that can fly?
By grindehvalen on Jul. 3rd, 2011 1:34PM
53rd cool character jim but fuck you crazy old jerkface
By HalonSystemDischarge on Jul. 3rd, 2011 1:55PM
Whi is everyone posting what number their comments are in the line?
By Underdog9998 on Jul. 3rd, 2011 3:44PM
how do i delete stuff when im making a lvl plz reply
By wadawut on Jul. 3rd, 2011 3:50PM
Nice! A second server is just what this site needs! I hope you find someone to help you, And by the way the lawn mower dude is awesome lol.
By BRANDON3121 on Jul. 3rd, 2011 4:07PM
hey give us an idea of wat the next characters shoud look like
By xXRaidenXx on Jul. 3rd, 2011 4:53PM
The next Character should be such a Star-Wars dude on this motor-space-cycle-crap however to call it.
By orokirn on Jul. 3rd, 2011 7:36PM
you should make a knight on a horse and his special ability can be him swinging a sword
By nolan 0222 on Jul. 3rd, 2011 8:32PM