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By someone on May. 31st, 2011 4:11PM

Hello everyone. I was a bit lazy this past week, but here is some news.

If you hadn't noticed yet, a new character was added to the game. He rides a lawnmower. I'm pretty happy with how it came out, although I really need to get some new voices. The next few characters will most likely not be as gruesome.

With the new character came a lot more traffic, and the site has been performing pretty shitty again during peak hours. I'm pretty tired of that happening, so I will be purchasing a second server. However, I need to find help with load balancing and all this other crap I've never done. In the meantime, I've disabled search. It's very inefficient, and was a big cause of the site problems. It will be back up as soon as resources are a bit better.

At some point today I will put up a small update. There are some bug fixes for the lawnmower man. There shouldn't be any more disappearing body parts or green boxes. The lawnmower itself was also nearly indestructible (I forgot to set that to normal again), so that will be fixed. Shapes can now also be entirely invisible, and you can set them with certain collision values. This should make it a lot easier to make moving puppets of characters and stuff like that. If my priorities are poor, I will spend time making an example.

By alex21awesome on Jul. 4th, 2011 12:33AM

love lawn mower but can u add a monkey with a bananna

By renaldo on Jul. 4th, 2011 12:12PM

maby you can make the next time one whit a go kart :P

By Big Gay Al on Jul. 4th, 2011 3:49PM

make a dude in a convertable

By killa of the jb on Jul. 4th, 2011 4:54PM

dude hurry up and update

By wade422705 on Jul. 4th, 2011 5:44PM

holy fuck do a goddamm update

By DAME on Jul. 4th, 2011 7:58PM

Everyone who is making the goddamn requests should Shut the fuck up right now.Stop rushing it won't do any good.

By jorgen1500 on Jul. 5th, 2011 03:54AM

write something new for god sake jim bonacci

By stefanthebest10 on Jul. 5th, 2011 04:51AM

MAKE MORE CHARACTERS, AND FIX SEARCH AS FAST AS U CAN!!!

By Kizzadude12 on Jul. 5th, 2011 06:06AM

what program do you use to make the game? could you tell me plz

By King_Of_Destiny on Jul. 5th, 2011 07:34AM

Kizzadude i beleive the progtrams are dreamweaver for the site and java for the game

By Stepper321 on Jul. 5th, 2011 11:49AM

.... Its flash for the game... Java fuckin sucks

By JihadElhilali on Jul. 6th, 2011 08:05AM

I know how to let that man who is in up to puke, feed him 3 times

By harley123121 on Jul. 8th, 2011 06:07AM

make a nija

By billywithatenfootwil on Jul. 12th, 2011 2:43PM

monster truck with tramp inside

By kaione on Jul. 14th, 2011 10:22PM

1.43 what have the new update

By 89ryan on Jul. 15th, 2011 9:07PM

Jim add a new character i think you should its a alien with a ufo and it kills every thing in its way

By egresados 11 on Jul. 16th, 2011 2:49PM

jim i thinka new character a hippie in a golf car that it had nitrous and harpons in the front an irresponsable mum in a atv you think the powers

By bethy2001 on Jul. 17th, 2011 08:34AM

[b][/b]hi you all ok today wuut and thats all xx bye[b]

By daily bugle on Aug. 4th, 2011 3:14PM

you is suck is very suck hhm

By aij088 on Aug. 5th, 2011 7:26PM

i was in the middle of a level and the site crashed its bs

By DYLAN THE VILLAN Aza on Aug. 6th, 2011 01:07AM

YO JIM!!!! I know,the lawnmower guy is sooooooooooooooooooooo cool!!:P So r u thinking of anything else to make???Heres an idea for a character:an overgrown skatboarding guy!Like my idea?????Heres an object idea:a book shelf. thnx for makin' happy wheels! xoxoxoxxoxxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxx

By assinator26 on Aug. 7th, 2011 2:12PM

Awesome I was waiting for a guy like that, you should make a kid riding a tricycle A kid with Brown Hair,Red Shirt,Blue Shorts,And A Green Helmet. (ORANGE Tricycle), And Make People Break Their bones, One More New Character You Should Make A Saw Character Riding A Tricycle :)

By colonel Ford on Aug. 24th, 2011 05:40AM

I can't belive there are so many idiots on here! Suggesting characters after one has JUST been realeased! There really is no point in making a character then because as soon as Jim makes one, there are more lame ass beggers. Idiots

By Psycopath48 on Dec. 7th, 2011 11:25PM

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By mississippi state on Apr. 6th, 2012 6:24PM

I think happy wheels is the best fucken game ever in bitches lives

By STEPHANO12345 on Jul. 17th, 2012 08:56AM

How do you make running NPCs stop when killed????? Please help me!