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By someone on Jul. 29th, 2011 5:41PM

So I have a pretty good update ready, but I am waiting for my site to be upgraded before releasing it. It's a major bummer to release a preview video, only to have people arrive at to a broken site. I was hoping to have this done earlier in the week, but I've had several issues with my hosting. If I didn't own the servers I'm using, I would more willingly move to a new host. In any case, an additional server is finally ready to be used. We will soon shut down the site temporarily and transfer all our crap. Hopefully that will be in the next few hours.

Thanks to everyone for being patient in dealing with my shitty site problems and not entirely abandoning the game.

Here's a video of the upcoming item.
By wafercrisp on May. 28th, 2011 7:16PM

I hate those people and their goddamn "first" comments. Since when is being the first to post on something like this a fucking achievement?
By alexrocks on Jul. 29th, 2011 2:23PM

ya i hate them too. But im not going to watch the video. Just so it stays a suprise to me.
By Csipike on Jul. 29th, 2011 2:23PM

Scnodd.yeh
By alexrocks on Jul. 29th, 2011 2:23PM

ya i hate them too. But im not going to watch the video. Just so it stays a suprise to me.
By ivanskaterxD5 on Jul. 29th, 2011 2:40PM

Yeah I hope the new server is up today... I hate headache puppy... that bastard...
By kdog50 on Jul. 29th, 2011 2:44PM

i hate the headache puppy
By airsofter34 on Jul. 29th, 2011 2:46PM

oh the shenanigans that will ensue. question, can you adjust the power and how do they compare to the speed of the homing mines?
By TheOrdinaryOne on Jul. 29th, 2011 2:48PM

will you be able to 'Joint' them?
By xXAPPL3K1DXx on Jul. 29th, 2011 2:48PM

the song like a boss is about you jim JIM IS LIKE A BOSS
By Caligula668 on Jul. 29th, 2011 2:49PM

We could use them for elevators, and a lot of other things, autta really save on shape limit
By KarTen10 on Jul. 29th, 2011 2:53PM

Headache puppy is sooooooo CUTE! but i hate him...
By vikk199 on Jul. 29th, 2011 3:07PM

that sound pretty awesome i will watch the video
By MrR on Jul. 29th, 2011 3:09PM

I hope the new server works better..
By MetallicDoom15 on Jul. 29th, 2011 3:09PM

nice jets.
By tyu12 on Jul. 29th, 2011 3:10PM

Cant want for the update Jim and thanks
By TheOrdinaryOne on Jul. 29th, 2011 3:11PM

Never mind just watched the video good luck with the servers
By MetallicDoom15 on Jul. 29th, 2011 3:11PM

nice jets.
By kkelley91798 on Jul. 29th, 2011 3:11PM

@xXAPPL3K1DXx so jim sucked his own cock? damn thats hardcore.... also awesome update it looks sweet and i can see alot of new flying levels coming out to hope the features for it are good!
By LuckyBeijing on Jul. 29th, 2011 3:38PM

19th!!! yay
By 6daylater on Jul. 29th, 2011 3:43PM

I understand the demand for new characters and level settings are high, and that you are probably getting tons of messages like this a day. I also understand the game programming proccess as well, and what it takes to satisfy people. But I do have a few suggestions for characters and level settings. Character: 1. A hobo in a shopping cart 2. Santa on his sleigh 3. a nerd on a moped 4. A girl in a wagon 5. A cowboy on a horse 6. A person in a hamster ball 7. A clown running on a ball 8. A kid on roller blades pulled by a dog 9. A fat guy in an office chair 10. A fat guy on a lawn mower Level Settings: 1. Zero Gravity 2. Optional Dimesions 3. Slow Motion 4. Breakable Glass 5. More building types 6. Explodable Cars 7. Water 8. Turrain Builder 9. Fire 10. More block peices So once again I understand the game making proccess and I know that a bunch of people are expecting things right now. But I'm sure if you take most of the suggestions people would be very satified.
By MYMOM234 on Jul. 29th, 2011 3:43PM

Aw, this will be awesome. Thanks jim.
By K9 on Jul. 29th, 2011 3:45PM

I LOVE YOU JIM <3
By Altair1 on Jul. 29th, 2011 4:35PM

Sweet!!!
By CHUCKY222 on Jul. 29th, 2011 5:29PM

hi jim
By bshenkd on Jul. 29th, 2011 5:29PM

This new item brings so many possibilities, I can't wait to try it out.
By mickybeef on Jul. 29th, 2011 5:34PM

FREAKIN AWESOME!!!
By breaksk8te on Jul. 29th, 2011 5:44PM

i hate headache puppy too but dont shutdoun the website
By ExpertHappyTutors on Jul. 29th, 2011 5:47PM

yay next few hours im goin to bed
By HPIronman on Jul. 29th, 2011 5:49PM

AWESOME!!!!!!!
By Whoopsht on Jul. 29th, 2011 5:52PM

Guaranteed, people are going to complain when the site goes down for server fixes.
By Mystic on Jul. 29th, 2011 5:58PM

Holy shi- this looks so amazing
By robinn on Jul. 29th, 2011 6:01PM

the jet engine will be amazing to pin people
By Eric6998 on Jul. 29th, 2011 6:03PM

awesome jim u are the best kthxbai ^-^
By shotty158 on Aug. 2nd, 2011 01:02AM

man that video was kool cnt wait for it to come out
By mik9090 on Aug. 2nd, 2011 01:35AM

35! man that was cool
By Fabeos2FAST4U on Aug. 2nd, 2011 04:09AM

hey i got a question how do u refresh ur cache
By maffi9 on Aug. 2nd, 2011 09:07AM

looks wicked man
By mrpurple on Aug. 2nd, 2011 10:38AM

@6daylater there is a fat guy on a lawnmower
By irondevil99 on Aug. 2nd, 2011 11:13AM

happy wheels is going to change i say with those jets be prapared for no moving levels new jb levels and aw levels
By sully1337 on Aug. 2nd, 2011 8:45PM

Dear Jim(and/or whoever comes up with the item thingys XD), You have the most creativest mind ever! I play happy wheels whenever I get on my computer. Your game is one of the bestest games everssssss!!!! biggest fan evar, sully
By wachaoo on Aug. 3rd, 2011 9:53PM

This new server isnt working you worked all that hard to do this but still didnt work cant use search bar and headache puppy is coming up more then usualy i feel bad for yah jim
By marke on Aug. 4th, 2011 06:37AM

[url]hi[/url]
By fAGmag64 on Aug. 4th, 2011 10:01PM

dear Jim you should make a space ship
By utapskie on Aug. 8th, 2011 08:13AM

HALOO. HOW CAN WE PLAY HERE?
By agentmario on Aug. 8th, 2011 6:36PM

NOPE, AVI.
By fAGmag64 on Aug. 19th, 2011 5:03PM

i hope he puts on my idea
By dinocro on Aug. 27th, 2011 08:47AM

[u][/u]space ship gahaga
By mackentire on Aug. 31st, 2011 7:08PM

[b][/b]hay butts
By CALLUMOFAWSOMENESS on Sep. 15th, 2011 1:10PM

hello
By valDonut on Oct. 1st, 2011 03:24AM

suck vagina for life
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