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By someone on Aug. 2nd, 2011 04:54AM
Well, I can't really express how angry I am in text. If only you could see my flailing arms. When the site went down Friday, I was under the assumption that it would be back up later that evening. It's now 1 am on Tuesday, and the site has just gone back up.
Anything that could have gone wrong with the new server installation did go wrong. What should have taken a few hours took 3 and a half days. The entirety of the blame goes to my hosting, who did the most spectacularly awful job possible. Even in the last 24 hours, there was not even the slightest hint of urgency in fixing my problems. I will be finding a new host as soon as I return from Berlin. I regret the timing of my trip as well as the fact that these are servers that I have purchased, as I will most likely have to sell them. I have lost a good deal of ad revenue as well as wasted money on hardware purchases. I am looking into how I will be compensated.
Adura, my server admin, has done an amazing job and is in no way to blame for the downtime. He's the reason the site is working at all now, and did a large portion of my host's work for them.
Unfortunately, there seem to be previous issues with my host's firewall popping up... most likely because we are now using a new set of IP addresses. This could mean some connectivity issues until they get their shit together.
I get into my office tomorrow morning, and I will update the game as soon as I have a chance. Hopefully the firewall issues won't be too bad. Sorry again and thanks for being patient (if you were).
By agentmario on Aug. 4th, 2011 5:24PM
But can't they have the old forum while they are getting a new one?
By trotterski on Aug. 4th, 2011 5:48PM
The old one is shit and causes headache puppy. Is it that hard for you go a week without it?
By agentmario on Aug. 4th, 2011 6:00PM
Um.... no..... I was just asking if it was possible.
JEEZ!!
By dolie on Aug. 4th, 2011 7:11PM
Has anyone played dawn of the deAD lvl 7 yet?
By agentmario on Aug. 4th, 2011 7:16PM
^Not real doolie.
By NONYA DAMN BUINESS on Aug. 4th, 2011 7:19PM
whats up with happy consert when i try to play it messes up
By trotterski on Aug. 4th, 2011 7:34PM
Dolie? Really?.....Seriously?....DOLIE?....I mean....come on, dolie?....Are you kidding me?
By Watermellon20089 on Aug. 4th, 2011 7:39PM
Jim should create a site just for Happy Wheels! That would be awesome! Because it seems like most of the stuff he is working on is about Happy Wheels and thats the thing hes most devoted too
By agentmario on Aug. 4th, 2011 7:41PM
Want to see a replay where segaway guy's segaway jumps without him???
[url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?replayid=6522318[/url]
By stryker on Aug. 4th, 2011 7:42PM
Its ok Jim, don't freak out.
By AWESOMENESS9 on Aug. 4th, 2011 8:12PM
Searching not working.Whatta ya know i can rhyme
By KristyRules00 on Aug. 4th, 2011 9:39PM
I was checking every hour hoping happy wheels will be back is just not the same on bored.com anyways i <3 this this website it just needs more games!
By SNAILpo13 on Aug. 4th, 2011 9:47PM
Im just glad sites up with the new indiana jones joke.
By C4Radon on Aug. 5th, 2011 01:08AM
@trotterski
I thought the exact same thing...
By agentmario on Aug. 5th, 2011 01:10AM
HEY GUYSES!
Lol, just felt like saying that.
By Kybot on Aug. 5th, 2011 08:03AM
[img]http://www.totaljerkface.com[/img]
By Facundito on Aug. 5th, 2011 09:47AM
DA ROCKETS ARE AWSOME, BUT I WAS WONDERING THAT WHEN WOULD YOU PUT (IF YOU CAN) A FULLY FUNCTIONABLE VEHICLE THAT CHARACTERS WOULD RIDE , NOT BEING THOOSE LEVEL-MADE VEHICLES.
PS.thanks for the update and the efforts that yor doing to mantain this site up,man. Really its fcking awesome there no will be games like this anymore in 5 years ,so thanks
By LordChristopher on Aug. 5th, 2011 09:51AM
good and thx for the cool game jim but can u make other games like happy wheels 2 plz add me on facebook chrismiller1998@hotmail.co.uk
By Beerparty on Aug. 5th, 2011 10:03AM
when are you finally going to mention the Happy Wheels Wiki? [url]http://www.happywheels.wikia.com/wiki/Happy_Wheels_Wiki[/url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/media/site/smiley/angry.gif
By iver9111 on Aug. 5th, 2011 10:38AM
what about fire you sade we wouldget fire a few month ago.
By stnsmith761 on Aug. 5th, 2011 11:47AM
well the server works really good now good job jim
By coolman1213 on Aug. 5th, 2011 12:08PM
I am the real doolie I lost my old account password.
By kainehunt on Aug. 5th, 2011 12:57PM
thaks for the add to fav butten :)
By Whoopsht on Aug. 5th, 2011 1:36PM
Coolman, i don't think you are doolie...
By liled on Aug. 5th, 2011 1:50PM
how do you delete your favorite level???
By trotterski on Aug. 5th, 2011 2:14PM
Everybody wishes they are doolie.
By mc brad la on Aug. 5th, 2011 2:31PM
when are you going to pit search back on :)
By Lockinator on Aug. 5th, 2011 3:17PM
Jets and favorite button is awesome! Oh yeah, and if Happy Wheels is down, play it on another website untill it comes back. They aren't as good as the full version, but. :)
By fAGmag64 on Aug. 5th, 2011 6:15PM
i cant wait for the new stuff
By crazycamkicker on Aug. 5th, 2011 6:48PM
when the search is coming back?
By fuzzyjred on Aug. 5th, 2011 7:34PM
And once again, Jim you need to make it so when you log in you can press enter instead of having to click login. It's just a useful feature.
By trotterski on Aug. 5th, 2011 7:44PM
@fuzzyjred, it works in firefox. Just not chrome. And I haven't tried internet exploder.
By colonel Ford on Aug. 5th, 2011 8:02PM
coolman1213 we all know doolie doesn't make a scooter vs ripstick level unlike you. Plus, he said he is retired, he made a thread about it.
By Dayzy on Aug. 5th, 2011 9:09PM
[quote]I am the real doolie I lost my old account password.
[/quote]
XD
By DYLAN THE VILLAN Aza on Aug. 6th, 2011 01:17AM
HEY JIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(:
FINNALY!!!Ive been waiting for this moment[:!!!I couldnt survive for one day without playing happy wheels so I crashed my computerI:.Im typing this on a laptop.Mums angry cause she has to get a new computer 0:
By colonel Ford on Aug. 6th, 2011 01:50AM
Do we really need to know that? And why did you crash your computer purposely? According to the
sentence...
"without playing happy wheels so I crashed my computer"
Yeaa... Anyway...
By juul414 on Aug. 6th, 2011 03:44AM
yeah happy wheels is back!
By agentmario on Aug. 6th, 2011 03:56AM
@Dylan
That is why you don't earn your cheese.
By SIG55083 on Aug. 6th, 2011 07:56AM
noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!1
By bramtrol on Aug. 6th, 2011 11:14AM
awesome updates last week, ive been on holiday. I guess this will be the forum for the next few days
By Hades666Dark on Aug. 6th, 2011 11:37AM
Thanks, Adura. People would have been committing random suicides and homicides on the street had you not done all that work.
By agentmario on Aug. 6th, 2011 11:53AM
^^^ why??? just why???
By Whoopsht on Aug. 6th, 2011 2:56PM
^ because some people probly snort lines of happy wheels all damn day and smoke a fat joint of TJF.
By Whoopsht on Aug. 6th, 2011 4:05PM
^ is sparta
By trotterski on Aug. 6th, 2011 4:06PM
^no this is Patrick
By I8ursister on Aug. 6th, 2011 4:32PM
Happy wheels is no loading the sounds are not loading and i can not play the game, is this happening to anyone else?
By ska8trkid54 on Aug. 6th, 2011 4:54PM
Jim dude ur working too hard its okay if it goes down for a little we all have things to do u sir need to rest.
By julsrules on Aug. 6th, 2011 5:52PM
make a skater