By someone on Aug. 2nd, 2011 04:54AM
Well, I can't really express how angry I am in text. If only you could see my flailing arms. When the site went down Friday, I was under the assumption that it would be back up later that evening. It's now 1 am on Tuesday, and the site has just gone back up.
Anything that could have gone wrong with the new server installation did go wrong. What should have taken a few hours took 3 and a half days. The entirety of the blame goes to my hosting, who did the most spectacularly awful job possible. Even in the last 24 hours, there was not even the slightest hint of urgency in fixing my problems. I will be finding a new host as soon as I return from Berlin. I regret the timing of my trip as well as the fact that these are servers that I have purchased, as I will most likely have to sell them. I have lost a good deal of ad revenue as well as wasted money on hardware purchases. I am looking into how I will be compensated.
Adura, my server admin, has done an amazing job and is in no way to blame for the downtime. He's the reason the site is working at all now, and did a large portion of my host's work for them.
Unfortunately, there seem to be previous issues with my host's firewall popping up... most likely because we are now using a new set of IP addresses. This could mean some connectivity issues until they get their shit together.
I get into my office tomorrow morning, and I will update the game as soon as I have a chance. Hopefully the firewall issues won't be too bad. Sorry again and thanks for being patient (if you were).
By Brendanbear1214 on Aug. 6th, 2011 6:08PM
FUCK YEAH YES OH YEAH YESSSS OH WHAT NOW BITCHES THE SITE IS BACK HELL YEAH The demo of happy wheels is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Boring. When are you going to fix the search for happy wheels? Its horrible trying to just remember the names of the authors. Anyways... FUCK YEAH WHOOOOO *starts party and lasts 5 months*.
By colonel Ford on Aug. 6th, 2011 6:55PM
STOP ASKING FOR A SKATER!!! NO FREEE STANDERS!!
By I8ursister on Aug. 6th, 2011 8:08PM
WHY IS HAPPY WHEELS NOT LOADING!!!!!!
By metalero2 on Aug. 6th, 2011 8:49PM
IT WAS TIME IF I FUCKING SEE THE FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER HEADHACHE PUPPY I AM GOING TO RAPE A ELEPHANT
PD: IM NOT JOKING
By colonel Ford on Aug. 6th, 2011 9:04PM
HOW COME HAPPY WHEELS ISN'T WORKING FOR ANYONE BUT ME???
By DAME on Aug. 6th, 2011 9:51PM
I made a level called hard but fun coaster and at a certain point the track doesn't work at all.
Is this a bug/glitch?
It's really ruining my level and there's nothing I can do.
Basically fix the glitch please.
By Whoopsht on Aug. 7th, 2011 12:43AM
@DAME no. It means you messed up.....
@trotterski, i fucking love you for that patrick comment
@colonel Ford hey hows it goin?
By GUNSM0KE on Aug. 7th, 2011 01:02AM
By agentmario on Aug. 7th, 2011 01:46AM
I feel bad for Jason...
By tristan1333 on Aug. 7th, 2011 02:09AM
im as happy as the wheels on irrisponsible dads bike :)
By colonel Ford on Aug. 7th, 2011 02:37AM
Good thanks. And you?
By A Z A Z A on Aug. 7th, 2011 09:34AM
Guts and Gore , My Faourite >:)
By Whoopsht on Aug. 7th, 2011 09:35AM
Im quite fine myself, thank you for asking
By gaberz12 on Aug. 7th, 2011 09:43AM
WHEN IS SEARCH GONNA BE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!1
By Le Awesome on Aug. 7th, 2011 10:48AM
CAN I HAZ SPIDER PIG?
By nice guy on Aug. 7th, 2011 11:50AM
XD XD XD XO I HATE U
By jason Bonnaci on Aug. 7th, 2011 12:07PM
Happy Wheels is the funniest game i've ever played.
By agentmario on Aug. 7th, 2011 1:25PM
^ OMG ITS JASON BOOONACEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! ATOUGRAOHP PLEASE!
By Whoopsht on Aug. 7th, 2011 2:01PM
Im quite fine myself, thank you for asking
By JesusRamirez44 on Aug. 7th, 2011 2:22PM
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By battlecckr on Aug. 7th, 2011 2:59PM
hey why did the site go down
By coolman1213 on Aug. 7th, 2011 3:57PM
AAAH I WAS KIDDING ABOUT BEING DOOLIE TAKE A JOKE PEOPLE OH AND colonel Ford get a life imposter I would never make a skat vs ripstick level
By slimeman123 on Aug. 7th, 2011 4:37PM
Don't worry Jim, it's ok it'll get better and just calm down and thanks for the jet and Jason and you are hard workers you can take a few breaks ok?
By dangerman on Aug. 7th, 2011 6:38PM
drawed a new ride
By mazizo21 on Aug. 7th, 2011 6:51PM
search stil disabled
hasta cuando vas a solucionarlo
By Total JakeFace on Aug. 7th, 2011 7:34PM
I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED SEARCH
By I8ursister on Aug. 7th, 2011 8:00PM
Why the hell is the search still disabled and why is the forum also disabled. I do not know because I just got back from my vacation to the upper peninsula of michgan yesterday
By lewisman11 on Aug. 7th, 2011 8:36PM
mo wonder its friday it crashed Rebecca black sings that song
By DAME on Aug. 7th, 2011 10:13PM
I didn't fuck up on it there's a glitch.
Also wheres the cake?XD
By Whoopsht on Aug. 7th, 2011 10:52PM
@I8ursister the forums are what cause the site crashes. They are being recoded bofore being put back up.
@DAME you may have left something set to collision 3. Maybe it isn't fixed, maybe it isn't interactive. Just keep testing and trying stuff. It took me an entire day to get one mechanism to work. Just keep trying.
By Spencerandtaylorful on Aug. 7th, 2011 11:30PM
Hey Jim! We'll all stick with ya' through your problems. I watch the full ads just for you! :D
By agentmario on Aug. 8th, 2011 12:57AM
You put the rail upside down.
By AdmiralAckbar on Aug. 8th, 2011 04:17AM
LOL DAME YOU DUMB SHIT
By 98bryanb on Aug. 8th, 2011 04:33AM
Plz make water,lava
that is realy coooooool
By I8ursister on Aug. 8th, 2011 10:44AM
Thanks for telling me Whoopsht
By supsssssss on Aug. 8th, 2011 2:09PM
this site is slowly falling apart
By ilovemario on Aug. 8th, 2011 4:45PM
damn it the search isnt back but anyway i was going insane about the fact i couldnt play happy wheels
By DAME on Aug. 8th, 2011 4:45PM
That's stupid I had all the fucking rails right how the hell and AdmiralAckbar your a ass hat so stfu
By agentmario on Aug. 8th, 2011 4:55PM
No you did not dame.
By greenpinecones on Aug. 9th, 2011 12:39AM
hey can you fix the search
By dynamo589 on Aug. 9th, 2011 02:14AM
When will there be new stuff
By AdmiralAckbar on Aug. 9th, 2011 04:25AM
Sorry dame but you got bounced niggaaaaaaa TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Na sorry, i shouldn't critisize your levelmaking skills. Mine are shit aswell :L
By I8ursister on Aug. 9th, 2011 7:16PM
@dynamo589 WTF! He just made the jet can you be patitent I have ADD and I am more patient then you!!!!!!
By DAME on Aug. 10th, 2011 12:45PM
You will learn when the sites up maybe I will help you build levels AdmiralAckbar.
By cheez man on Aug. 10th, 2011 9:03PM
all who play minecraft new mod called endermen i am scared shitless O_O [img]http://http://www.qotpa.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/endermen-620x250.jpg[/img]
By Caitlin9096 on Aug. 11th, 2011 2:33PM
So glad it's back! Really missed it :)
By agentmario on Aug. 11th, 2011 5:01PM
By iDontLikeMySon on Aug. 11th, 2011 6:43PM
Can You PLEASE Make A Skateboard Guy For Happy Wheels? :D