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By someone on Aug. 2nd, 2011 04:54AM

Well, I can't really express how angry I am in text. If only you could see my flailing arms. When the site went down Friday, I was under the assumption that it would be back up later that evening. It's now 1 am on Tuesday, and the site has just gone back up.

Anything that could have gone wrong with the new server installation did go wrong. What should have taken a few hours took 3 and a half days. The entirety of the blame goes to my hosting, who did the most spectacularly awful job possible. Even in the last 24 hours, there was not even the slightest hint of urgency in fixing my problems. I will be finding a new host as soon as I return from Berlin. I regret the timing of my trip as well as the fact that these are servers that I have purchased, as I will most likely have to sell them. I have lost a good deal of ad revenue as well as wasted money on hardware purchases. I am looking into how I will be compensated.

Adura, my server admin, has done an amazing job and is in no way to blame for the downtime. He's the reason the site is working at all now, and did a large portion of my host's work for them.

Unfortunately, there seem to be previous issues with my host's firewall popping up... most likely because we are now using a new set of IP addresses. This could mean some connectivity issues until they get their shit together.

I get into my office tomorrow morning, and I will update the game as soon as I have a chance. Hopefully the firewall issues won't be too bad. Sorry again and thanks for being patient (if you were).

By agentmario on Aug. 11th, 2011 11:18PM

^ Read the new FAQ

By Caitlin9096 on Aug. 12th, 2011 1:02PM

It doesn't load up... >:(

By ionmaster130 on Aug. 19th, 2011 09:42AM

[img]http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/7/10/128917219607198462.jpg[/img] what it is

By trotterski on Aug. 19th, 2011 1:59PM

This isn't a thread. And if it was, it would be about cute puppies. [img]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01683/sogs-in-top-hats_1683569i.jpg[/img]

By jeffhardy1247 on Aug. 22nd, 2011 5:43PM

[img]http//t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbnANd9GcT-wNv2K1kfvZHr4NcJAmEQdPg8lYhzTb3qbo_gJ4sixoDvohCkbT_fc7wb[/img]

By kamuran on Aug. 24th, 2011 06:59AM

why

By colonel Ford on Sep. 4th, 2011 12:50AM

BECAVSCE I SVAID SVO, SVO SVTOP COMPAINIG OR ELSVE!!

By jasper7 on Sep. 6th, 2011 1:40PM

http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?levelid=1697922

By Chrisy4427 on Sep. 13th, 2011 10:31AM

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By trotterski on Sep. 14th, 2011 02:06AM

[img]http://i1118.photobucket.com/albums/k608/lolwut18/dicks.png[/img]

By colonel Ford on Sep. 14th, 2011 02:20AM

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- That... Was what Jim was like when the serer fucked up.

By Flashbash4 on Sep. 19th, 2011 07:18AM

Derp.

By colonel Ford on Sep. 22nd, 2011 11:43PM

Flash...Bash.... You derped.... the shit outta me.. ARGH! The pain..... !!!

By hellriser360 on Sep. 26th, 2011 11:38AM

Hey Jim You Know When You Put It On Mute You Can Still Here The Rockets/Jets Wondering Could You Fix This Problem Please? BIG BIG Spaces BTW=I LOVE HAPPY WHEELS ITS MY LIFE LOL

By Flashbash4 on Sep. 28th, 2011 10:11PM

There is good news, we can now spam the fuck out of this page. PhysX probably doesn't pay any attention to it. Jk.

By a a r o n 4 321 on Oct. 6th, 2011 1:20PM

jim make new things please not forecing XD

By ilovemario on Oct. 12th, 2011 3:14PM

YES SEARCH IS FINALLY BACK

By D Jay on Oct. 15th, 2011 06:06AM

stop posting here

By Psycopath48 on Dec. 7th, 2011 11:23PM

[img]http://gifs.gifbin.com/1233096151_a96b68b.gif[/img]

By bb44 on Dec. 17th, 2011 10:46AM

somebody tell me how do u make ur own chracter

By kenhasswagga on Dec. 26th, 2011 7:25PM

u suk my big dick dat i fuk girls wit i put it in her virgina and keep pushing u bitches wish u could do dat right

By SIG55083 on Jan. 4th, 2012 9:15PM

order game:the escape4 nexy heppy camping1 nexy the escape5..........

By Dywanway on Jun. 29th, 2012 8:36PM

when the game loading it always stop