Germany land
By someone on Aug. 9th, 2011 10:59AM

Hello guys,
We are in Berlin, and so far it's going splendidly. We are doing a fine job of drinking and eating. Doner kebab is tasty. I haven't eaten much actual German food, but every other nationality represented here has been delicious. You also don't tip anywhere, which still has me feeling guilty after most meals.

I am disappointed in that I have not discovered any poop shelf toilets, which I thought were still prevalent.

I speak no German. No, I do know the word "Hallo". That means hello. Jason knows 4 more words than I do, and can also count to ten. My method of communication is going up to people and asking "Hallo... do you speak English?". Thankfully, most younger people respond with "yes". I am also good with pointing and shrugging my shoulders.

You may have noticed the forums are down. After the server migration, the site was still performing poorly. It seems that the poorly optimized forum was greatly affecting site performance. Adura has currently taken them down, and is working to replace them with an actual real forum. That should fix several related, horrible site problems. In the meantime, that has also caused the site to run well.

We're going to try to get a bit of work done here on slow days. We really have to add in a remove favorites function. I'm happy to see lots of stupid jet levels. I have to find some levels to feature. If anyone still finds bugs with the new character, please comment here.

By assassins creed game on Aug. 9th, 2011 11:09AM

hi,im german.berlin is a great city,but the village seelbach is really perfect!!!

By gaberz12 on Aug. 9th, 2011 11:11AM

Chat???

By pwnmst3r on Aug. 9th, 2011 11:13AM

when you play a lvl with the new character, and watch the replay, it is different because on the replay, the character do not stick to walls. its real buggy and the replay is completely different than what you did in realtime, sry for bad english

By Killng and Chillin on Aug. 9th, 2011 11:16AM

For The Next Caricerter could you make it a guy or kid on a tricycle That Would be Awsome xD

By MYMOM234 on Aug. 9th, 2011 11:34AM

good job. feature my levels, PLEASE!

By igsey on Aug. 9th, 2011 11:34AM

I'll echo Suicidal Kirby - I play the game on mute so I can listen to music, but the jets still make a noise. Apart from that, they're great! The only other German phrase you could find useful is 'Zwei bier, bitte!'

By capilano_dude on Aug. 9th, 2011 11:42AM

Wait...poop shelf? That sounds like something i wouldn't ever want to see.

By ivanskaterxD5 on Aug. 9th, 2011 11:42AM

HÜNTIN = Bitch in german :D.

By capilano_dude on Aug. 9th, 2011 11:45AM

PROTIP: 1. Go up to random girl 2. Say: Ich liebe bumst auf tisch. 3. ???? 4. PROFIT

By cheez man on Aug. 9th, 2011 11:45AM

well jim you have come a long way i remember when i was a noob and thought someone hacked the harpoon lol fail this doesn't happen ofen but sometimes the replay works but the victory sign doesn't come up and it doesn't day the time i compleated the level. also jim i hae always liked you and always will btw will a certan age limit be set just wodering

By omar_killer on Aug. 9th, 2011 11:49AM

the explorer guy fall of his cart too quickly (his hands,legs cut off)

By cheez man on Aug. 9th, 2011 11:52AM

Sprechen Sie Deutsch?=do you speak german? verpissen=FUCK OFF!!! hallo guter Herr=hello good sir Ich weiß nicht Deutsch sprechen=i don't speak german guten Tag=good day Lebewohl=goodbye Arschloch=shithead thats all i know hope that helps :D

By ZpeczerN on Aug. 9th, 2011 12:10PM

The New character, he is too hard to lean forward with.

By Danz on Aug. 9th, 2011 12:14PM

lol!!! its funny when you have rails, and the new guy cuz if he says save replays, and press space to go up, it shows op on replay that you do something else other than press space even if you try to press space, it screws up the replay!!!

By S P A R T A on Aug. 9th, 2011 12:14PM

@upek10 Walking is a horrible idea for a game with the title Happy WHEELS. Also, everyone hates WWE levels.

By irondevil99 on Aug. 9th, 2011 12:38PM

hey jim my message thing sais i have 2 messages and i dont have any and i cant send a message

By LEGO JOCKIE on Aug. 9th, 2011 12:39PM

since your in a diffrent country you should advertise

By Red Jacksaw on Aug. 9th, 2011 12:45PM

When will the forums be back up ?

By bman the great on Aug. 9th, 2011 12:51PM

HEY I JUST WANT TO SAY THIS GAME NEEDS WATER BECAUSE ONE IT WOULD BE COOL AND TWO PEOPLE WILL STOP ASKING FOR IT.

By Tobids on Aug. 9th, 2011 12:51PM

Hey Jim, I'm going to write this entire comment in German just to annoy you, okay? Die Zahlen vor zehn sind eins, zwei, drei, vier, fünf, sechs, sieben, acht und neun. Ich bin damit einverstanden, die Mehrheit der Jet-Ebenen dumm. Sie müssen sich Königsberger Klopse versuchen, während du da bist. Gurkensalat geht gut mit ihm. Gehe bis zur nächsten Person, die Sie sehen und sagen: "Hallo, ich eine Gurke in den Arsch zu haben."

By bramtrol on Aug. 9th, 2011 12:56PM

have a good time there jim, enjoy!

By jackass01 on Aug. 9th, 2011 12:58PM

is the serch fix tell me or some thing :P

By bramtrol on Aug. 9th, 2011 1:00PM

i was looking through the comments and im suprised that there is not a single nazi reference in it

By thomas zane on Aug. 9th, 2011 1:10PM

wat is wrong with the new character? i know that he doesnt connect to the rails

By wunderz on Aug. 9th, 2011 1:15PM

I love the new character but when you try to restrict which character to pop up in the public levels it doesn't work for explorer guy.

By HAHA13131313 on Aug. 9th, 2011 1:26PM

There is a bug with the jets, they seem to go through solid objects once in a while.

By The lizard king on Aug. 9th, 2011 1:33PM

77!!!!! I know no german but i do know some japanese. ATAMA ONI=forehead monster, it that helps welcome!

By Furby101 on Aug. 9th, 2011 1:33PM

um about the new charecter its awesome but when it crashes the cart and restarts im floating weird 0___º but cool

By Dead Head01 on Aug. 9th, 2011 1:57PM

I have a quite good level,miners revolution 2,Please feature it,i did my best, please feature it jim.

By insanedu de on Aug. 9th, 2011 2:03PM

one prob his hat always falls of to easy and he's alway tiping in a direction

By Dead Head01 on Aug. 9th, 2011 2:04PM

oh yer,jim if you were ever wanting to go to london any time soon,DON'T!Currently we are having HUGE protest's,and cops are thinking about bringing in armed police.Thats how bad they are.

By grandpa Joe WCG on Aug. 9th, 2011 2:05PM

well i dont no any german words, but i have no idea why my dad hates you jim! when he said that, i got pissed!

By Bobajo2 on Aug. 9th, 2011 2:12PM

I think im like, 13% german, but I only know english. Also, is HUNTIN prononced Hunton? Cause that was my moms last name.....

By djm619 on Aug. 9th, 2011 2:33PM

[i][b]i like holland and come to live in ulverston or millom its great lots of popstars near lol [/b][/i]

By tinman38 on Aug. 9th, 2011 2:45PM

but why?

By kkelley91798 on Aug. 9th, 2011 3:00PM

jim are you going to Gamescom??

By im so cool i rule on Aug. 9th, 2011 3:02PM

i think i found a bug its cause the trolly is to weak cause on this lvl i whent up right when it touched the wall it broke?:c

By speedyxe on Aug. 9th, 2011 3:17PM

you need to make a good level using the explorer guy a featured level.

By hugo98 on Aug. 9th, 2011 3:25PM

com to sweden:I

By cameron1234 on Aug. 9th, 2011 3:30PM

yay jim :) :D ok make a new item like a time bomb :)))))))))))))) ok fireworks... Too i know gremmen here it5 is forcgle agour its nice day in germin say iut to thewm :)

By mikeybails on Aug. 9th, 2011 3:39PM

the new character needs to not die so easily

By Whoopsht on Aug. 9th, 2011 3:58PM

Thanks for the update Jim. Enjoy your stay in Germany

By gom212 on Aug. 9th, 2011 4:21PM

HALLO! :D

By XxTotalxXJerkXxFadeS on Aug. 9th, 2011 4:26PM

I do not know why I'm posting this here but I am now currently at this time, making a new website clan for all of my "Total Jerk Fadrz." I will post the new website as soon as I'm finished. The website on my profile is not the right one (sorry for inconvenience(and iknow i spelled that wrong) ok), so I know I'll have at least 200-500 members as soon as I'm done. :O

By Lunifer on Aug. 9th, 2011 4:27PM

what the hell is a poop shelf toilet:o?

By The lone wanderer on Aug. 9th, 2011 4:29PM

The only bad thing i think in new char is that his arms are too easy to break.

By wade123 on Aug. 9th, 2011 4:33PM

hey jim the new explorer guy dosent work in replays even if you finish the level the eplay you would die

By The lone wanderer on Aug. 9th, 2011 4:46PM

Wait one more thing. JIM WHY U NO ENABLE SEARCH D:

By Drachen Nyx on Aug. 9th, 2011 4:50PM

I am German so I speak it and American fairly well. Hope you're having a good time. Enjoy the beautiful country.

By N O O B on Aug. 9th, 2011 4:52PM

i readed the thing, and it said to tell about the bugs on the new character. well, i noticed 1. i dont exactly know how to do it, but you need to hold on rails, and do something. when you restart, you die.