By someone on Aug. 9th, 2011 10:59AM
We are in Berlin, and so far it's going splendidly. We are doing a fine job of drinking and eating. Doner kebab is tasty. I haven't eaten much actual German food, but every other nationality represented here has been delicious. You also don't tip anywhere, which still has me feeling guilty after most meals.
I am disappointed in that I have not discovered any poop shelf toilets, which I thought were still prevalent.
I speak no German. No, I do know the word "Hallo". That means hello. Jason knows 4 more words than I do, and can also count to ten. My method of communication is going up to people and asking "Hallo... do you speak English?". Thankfully, most younger people respond with "yes". I am also good with pointing and shrugging my shoulders.
You may have noticed the forums are down. After the server migration, the site was still performing poorly. It seems that the poorly optimized forum was greatly affecting site performance. Adura has currently taken them down, and is working to replace them with an actual real forum. That should fix several related, horrible site problems. In the meantime, that has also caused the site to run well.
We're going to try to get a bit of work done here on slow days. We really have to add in a remove favorites function. I'm happy to see lots of stupid jet levels. I have to find some levels to feature. If anyone still finds bugs with the new character, please comment here.
By rock3r1993 on Aug. 9th, 2011 5:14PM
you should make the joint thing easier to use cuz it fuckin confuses me and with the explorer dude the track thind dosent work very well
By main123321 on Aug. 9th, 2011 6:16PM
I have a bug to report about the jets. If you mute the game, through the options menu, the jets still make their noise in-game.
By Dorkface on Aug. 9th, 2011 6:46PM
Heres a bug: Explorer Guy + Small room = WTF
By sad wheels 66 on Aug. 9th, 2011 6:54PM
PLEASE MAKE MORE LEVEL BACKGROUNDS
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By monsterhigh676933 on Aug. 9th, 2011 7:11PM
here is a tip, schrenk is rain in german, you say it: SHRANK
By I8ursister on Aug. 9th, 2011 7:13PM
Why the hell are we talking about explorer guy glitches? the invisible cart glitch was fixed!!!!!
By TicTac101 on Aug. 9th, 2011 7:25PM
Hope you're having a good time, Jimmy boy. Lol
By Brendanbear1214 on Aug. 9th, 2011 7:43PM
http://www.totaljerkface.com/media/site/smiley/smile.gif how do YA MAKE SMILEYS?
By C4Radon on Aug. 9th, 2011 8:01PM
Well, have fun in Germany. What are you guys doing there anyways? Vacation if so have fun. Also I have a small bug to report not regarding the explorer man but with regards to the jets. When the game is muted the jet engines still make sound for a few seconds then stop (making sound). I'm sure it easy to fix though. Anyways, good to know after the forum's are back up site should be running better. Thanks Adura!
Good day, and have fun
By KirbyMST3K on Aug. 9th, 2011 8:50PM
Have fun in the Rhineland!
Avoid the Eagles Nest in Berchtesgaden... it;s very disappointing.
By Chubliman on Aug. 9th, 2011 8:55PM
how do i acess my favorites
By frankie0012 on Aug. 9th, 2011 9:10PM
hey jim any new carectors or features comming up?
By wilscut1 on Aug. 9th, 2011 9:10PM
in the playable carector area if you select him it won't work
By dalto22 on Aug. 9th, 2011 9:50PM
i have an idea i bet some of us would like.
how about a tool that lets you hit the rectangle,but if you hit it again,it would be non-interactive.
(ps: sorry for bad english i speak AMERICAN ONLY,(lol a bubble in a bubble but ya I SPEAK AMERICAN AND ENGLISH) lol. just lol.)
By edstina on Aug. 9th, 2011 10:29PM
vinget see varys
assholes may vary in comments
By colonel Ford on Aug. 9th, 2011 11:29PM
Thats cool. Great to see your less stressed, a bit. Hope you have a great time there.
By luigiguy22 on Aug. 9th, 2011 11:46PM
By Lockinator on Aug. 10th, 2011 12:28AM
This game is awesome! But I have a problem - I can't get on
By Crash Course on Aug. 10th, 2011 12:32AM
It's nice to see you are a lot less stressed out, Have fun in Germany!
By Kingemperor on Aug. 10th, 2011 12:40AM
Does anyone else notice that the time at which he wrote this is January 1st, 1970... at midnight!?
Don't believe me? look right under the big bold letters saying "Germany Land"
P.S. Have fun in Germany Jim. I have nothing but praise for you, your team, and your game.
By Bert on Aug. 10th, 2011 02:30AM
I hope you have a great time in Germany! Taking some time off from this site should be good.
By CoreyRae on Aug. 10th, 2011 02:31AM
By jameswalhain on Aug. 10th, 2011 03:14AM
JIM BONACCI READ THIS PLEASE
CAN YOU PLEASE PLEASE MAKE AN HAPPY WHEELS APP FOR IPHONE AND IPAD
By King random 64 on Aug. 10th, 2011 03:17AM
Also, I am saying it here because the forum is down but, when I put on happy wheels, it just says in the bottom left corner: loading sounds:100%. And wont start the actual game
By evan31198 on Aug. 10th, 2011 03:35AM
Im going to Germany in october.What are the people like
By Steffdudelp on Aug. 10th, 2011 04:31AM
The level filters at the browse menu dont work for explorer guy.
It works for the other one`s.
Enjoy you stay in germany :P
By Ramon 147 on Aug. 10th, 2011 05:11AM
Dont say that to Jim, DragonEatter!
ShiftShooter is right!! I live in Holland too, and i would love to see you, if you was there!
By mik9090 on Aug. 10th, 2011 05:17AM
Hallo.There is a bug problem when i see my replay the character don't stick to the rail why is that?
By prooo on Aug. 10th, 2011 07:21AM
je praat te veel jim
By Faxy on Aug. 10th, 2011 07:56AM
Are you gonna make a new character
By superdog on Aug. 10th, 2011 08:23AM
SUPERDOG LIVES FOREVER :-)
By jhdsftzi on Aug. 10th, 2011 08:29AM
come in croatia
By Dr Babanga on Aug. 10th, 2011 08:35AM
when you mute the sound, you can still hear the jets, and it's pretty annoying
fix it pretty please
By jhdsftzi on Aug. 10th, 2011 08:52AM
come in croatia
By Peggi on Aug. 10th, 2011 08:54AM
By kalminir on Aug. 10th, 2011 09:13AM
Jim i think i havee some levels you are gonna like
By DuckTape on Aug. 10th, 2011 09:49AM
Yeah here's a bug. It's very strage. This is how you perform it:
1. Play as Explorer Guy and put him on rails.
2. Put a Homing Mine into the field and set it to Sleep.
3. Put a Jet Engine into the field, but don't put these two items to close to each other.
4. Let the Homing Mine follow you.
5. Once the Homing Mine gets close to the Jet Engine, it somehow gets triggered and flies away, even though you have put it on Sleep.
By potatosaurusrex on Aug. 10th, 2011 10:02AM
UHHHH... LOOK AT ME! I POSTED 3RD! THAT MAKES ME SPECIAL! Come on people, seriously. Posting a comment on a blog post first isn't an acomplishment. It just means that you stalk Total Jerkface. I'm begging all who read this, stop for my, but importantly Jim's sanity. He probably reads these, and I bet he's sick of seeing:
2nd. Darn you 1st.
(Actual Comment here)
5th! I feel so special!
Haha! I got 8.
9th is good for me!
10th comment everyone, in your face!
By florizo on Aug. 10th, 2011 10:07AM
if youre in germany you could come to netherlands. Please come to Enschede.
By Cheatiness on Aug. 10th, 2011 10:19AM
In the level browser, selecting levels with Explorer Guy forced in the "Levels with" spot, the level browser just resets.
By daltonfmille on Aug. 10th, 2011 10:40AM
MY MOM HAS A FRIEND FROM GERMANY
By mrshaw64 on Aug. 10th, 2011 10:57AM
hi. i have a glitch, but noy the new charactor. it is easy 2 fix 2. the new jet still makes noise, even on mute. pm me when fixed.
By nitrobyname on Aug. 10th, 2011 11:07AM
So is there gonna be a new German based character developed when you come back????
Also, don't ever tip while in europe!!! and don't worry you will get used to the shame....
By CONNORY2002 on Aug. 10th, 2011 11:23AM
why wil new characters ai fink thats werly cool gif ons new characters please
By Whoopsht on Aug. 10th, 2011 11:33AM
By Franklin22 on Aug. 10th, 2011 11:51AM
I am from germany too
Berlin is nice, but i wasn't there
Now i am going to say it in german :
Ich komme auch aus deutschland
Berlin ist schÃ¶n, aber ich war nie da.
Have nice time there = habt eine schÃ¶ne zeit da :)
By chainsawjeff on Aug. 10th, 2011 12:39PM
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By HAHA13131313 on Aug. 10th, 2011 1:01PM
Also all my favorites have been deleted and replaced with Speed Bridge.