By someone on Aug. 9th, 2011 10:59AM
We are in Berlin, and so far it's going splendidly. We are doing a fine job of drinking and eating. Doner kebab is tasty. I haven't eaten much actual German food, but every other nationality represented here has been delicious. You also don't tip anywhere, which still has me feeling guilty after most meals.
I am disappointed in that I have not discovered any poop shelf toilets, which I thought were still prevalent.
I speak no German. No, I do know the word "Hallo". That means hello. Jason knows 4 more words than I do, and can also count to ten. My method of communication is going up to people and asking "Hallo... do you speak English?". Thankfully, most younger people respond with "yes". I am also good with pointing and shrugging my shoulders.
You may have noticed the forums are down. After the server migration, the site was still performing poorly. It seems that the poorly optimized forum was greatly affecting site performance. Adura has currently taken them down, and is working to replace them with an actual real forum. That should fix several related, horrible site problems. In the meantime, that has also caused the site to run well.
We're going to try to get a bit of work done here on slow days. We really have to add in a remove favorites function. I'm happy to see lots of stupid jet levels. I have to find some levels to feature. If anyone still finds bugs with the new character, please comment here.
By trotterski on Aug. 10th, 2011 1:14PM
At least they weren't replaced with kill justin bieber.
By C4Radon on Aug. 10th, 2011 1:50PM
After this, visit San Francisco...
I'll be waiting.
<Insert Evil Laugh Here>
By madgie2010 on Aug. 10th, 2011 1:54PM
the new character does not stay on the rails when going up or down
By C4Radon on Aug. 10th, 2011 1:54PM
It's more likely than not nobody will ever see this if this works correctly...
By Whoopsht on Aug. 10th, 2011 2:03PM
^ i see it...
By dries_was_here on Aug. 10th, 2011 3:13PM
come to belgium, and eat some waffles, they are delicious
By Punk01574 on Aug. 10th, 2011 3:15PM
Plz sponser the monster jam dunk level, i think more people need to play it, it is my fav lvl
By Hogu123 on Aug. 10th, 2011 3:52PM
I am part-german. But mostly german.
By The Penguin on Aug. 10th, 2011 5:39PM
what the heck are you on about?
This is what i think he said:
The ten numbers are one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight and nine. I agree, the majority of jet planes stupid. You have to try meatballs while you're there. Cucumber salad goes well with him. Jump to the next person you see and say, "Hi, I have a cucumber in the ass."
By felipe total on Aug. 10th, 2011 6:18PM
eu quero ver os outros personagens .
e qual e o novo personagen ?
By Jardog00 on Aug. 10th, 2011 6:49PM
I've noticed that if the character is climbing up, if the rail isn't completely smooth the cart falls down.
By cheez man on Aug. 10th, 2011 8:57PM
please ask me a question ok
By dennismen12 on Aug. 10th, 2011 9:10PM
yea come in holland that would be great :)
By Kartman on Aug. 10th, 2011 9:28PM
I dont get the character making zip file so here is my idea a running or rollerblading mother pushing a stroller kind of like the irresponsible dad.
By II X Inferno on Aug. 10th, 2011 9:55PM
they should make a new new charcter like a cowboy on a horse or a bull and you special boost is a lasso to swing from thing to thing, awesome
By nateftw777 on Aug. 10th, 2011 10:17PM
COME TO DUVALL, WASHINGTON! lol, jk. i really like the new character, but i think u should look at the go-cart idea.
By jaybo1996 on Aug. 10th, 2011 11:17PM
Du sprecht Englisch? Or Ich sprechen Englisch. Both translate to I DON'T UNDERSTAND SHIT YOUR SAYING, PLEASE SPEAK ENGLISH.
By parkourman on Aug. 10th, 2011 11:38PM
Thanks for the new stuff Jim !!!
By shotty158 on Aug. 11th, 2011 12:41AM
i hate ppl who wunt to be like the first or second or whatever on comment its anoyying
By colonel Ford on Aug. 11th, 2011 01:45AM
fucks sake, I did some stuff with the joints and Pins and when I tested it, it froze DAMMIT!
By amund218 on Aug. 11th, 2011 03:14AM
I have a bug, When u choose to list levels with the explorer guy, it comes up a list of all the levels with any character...
By Csipike on Aug. 11th, 2011 03:40AM
I hope you'll write more soon!
By Huntz5 on Aug. 11th, 2011 04:35AM
I Have A Problem Only Minor Mut When I Mute The Sound I Can Still Hear The Jet?
By AbbeArild on Aug. 11th, 2011 05:21AM
Jim don't lisent to them.
By MIK 1998 on Aug. 11th, 2011 06:45AM
Yes I see a problem with the explorer guy.When I press space [On the rail] nothing happens.Sparks come but I see no diference.When I tried to do stuff with the explorer guy like you did on youtube,he just fell or didnt do that.He wont go upside down or on walls even tho I do press space.[I tried hitting space once or several times] still nothing.Just sparks.Reply if its my fault or the caracters pls.
By Jason Schymick on Aug. 11th, 2011 07:53AM
Press and hold space to connect to the top of the rail. Press up and down to move along it.
By hafiz7115 on Aug. 11th, 2011 08:03AM
it keeps freezing when im creting a level and it took me so long to make it its soooooo pissy
By capilano_dude on Aug. 11th, 2011 09:38AM
well, in honour of your trip to Germany, i think a character needs to be created wearing traditional lederhosen.
By I8ursister on Aug. 11th, 2011 10:13AM
When will the forum be back?
By crazy old jerkface on Aug. 11th, 2011 10:29AM
jim i know a level to Feature
level name:-war Field pt.3-
By Mr Safety1 on Aug. 11th, 2011 10:36AM
hey jim. i'ts actually beerparty here. what is my password? just reply right now
By MunkeyZRock on Aug. 11th, 2011 10:37AM
the new characters bug is so annoying!
By Mr Safety1 on Aug. 11th, 2011 10:39AM
By fearess123 on Aug. 11th, 2011 10:49AM
yes the new guy is buged up when you hold space and crash the guys cart flys and when you replay you spawn siting in air with only wheels
By Wizard Virus on Aug. 11th, 2011 11:48AM
well there is a bug(if it still there lol xD) what happens is that if u break the cart ur first try the charcater goes with just the wheels, but this is an awesome bug so dont delete it. Anthor thing... WHERE THE F!CK DID MY LEVELS GO?? it is still levels left but those i liked most are gone :(
By tobito96 on Aug. 11th, 2011 12:35PM
lol you have luck that english is spoken world wide cuz german is a pretty tought language(i know cuz i learn it in school)
and in germany if you ask someone something in english he'll reply in german(at least thats what ive heard)
By skull10cosmos on Aug. 11th, 2011 2:23PM
Dear: Jim happy wheels would be so much better if you made a charactor creation on the menu screen i got this idea from a game that i played on happy wheels and please think about the idea plz siceraly skuLL10cosmos
By happyhoho on Aug. 11th, 2011 5:15PM
jup go to holland that would be awesome
By misssmexy101 on Aug. 11th, 2011 5:57PM
hey i need to delete my account can u make a way 4 that to happen plzzzzzzz
By mr bunny on Aug. 11th, 2011 6:45PM
theres someone spamming levels in happy wheels
By jkcs on Aug. 11th, 2011 6:58PM
The new character cant tilt it is so annoying
By bert519 on Aug. 11th, 2011 8:39PM
can you make a multiplayer in happy wheels and a mini nuck or guns. p.s r u going 2 make a new level?????????????????????????
By fatfaces on Aug. 11th, 2011 9:05PM
you should stop by in america....