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Germany land
By someone on Aug. 9th, 2011 10:59AM
Hello guys,
We are in Berlin, and so far it's going splendidly. We are doing a fine job of drinking and eating. Doner kebab is tasty. I haven't eaten much actual German food, but every other nationality represented here has been delicious. You also don't tip anywhere, which still has me feeling guilty after most meals.
I am disappointed in that I have not discovered any poop shelf toilets, which I thought were still prevalent.
I speak no German. No, I do know the word "Hallo". That means hello. Jason knows 4 more words than I do, and can also count to ten. My method of communication is going up to people and asking "Hallo... do you speak English?". Thankfully, most younger people respond with "yes". I am also good with pointing and shrugging my shoulders.
You may have noticed the forums are down. After the server migration, the site was still performing poorly. It seems that the poorly optimized forum was greatly affecting site performance. Adura has currently taken them down, and is working to replace them with an actual real forum. That should fix several related, horrible site problems. In the meantime, that has also caused the site to run well.
We're going to try to get a bit of work done here on slow days. We really have to add in a remove favorites function. I'm happy to see lots of stupid jet levels. I have to find some levels to feature. If anyone still finds bugs with the new character, please comment here.
By someone on Aug. 9th, 2011 10:59AM
Hello guys,
We are in Berlin, and so far it's going splendidly. We are doing a fine job of drinking and eating. Doner kebab is tasty. I haven't eaten much actual German food, but every other nationality represented here has been delicious. You also don't tip anywhere, which still has me feeling guilty after most meals.
I am disappointed in that I have not discovered any poop shelf toilets, which I thought were still prevalent.
I speak no German. No, I do know the word "Hallo". That means hello. Jason knows 4 more words than I do, and can also count to ten. My method of communication is going up to people and asking "Hallo... do you speak English?". Thankfully, most younger people respond with "yes". I am also good with pointing and shrugging my shoulders.
You may have noticed the forums are down. After the server migration, the site was still performing poorly. It seems that the poorly optimized forum was greatly affecting site performance. Adura has currently taken them down, and is working to replace them with an actual real forum. That should fix several related, horrible site problems. In the meantime, that has also caused the site to run well.
We're going to try to get a bit of work done here on slow days. We really have to add in a remove favorites function. I'm happy to see lots of stupid jet levels. I have to find some levels to feature. If anyone still finds bugs with the new character, please comment here.
By AwesomeAssAlliance on Aug. 11th, 2011 10:40PM
I believe trotterski's [b]Segway Warfare[/b] level is quiet an achievement. I would be a very happy lad to see it featured. Oh and Jim, pointing and shrugging are two very helpful traits to have there. They'll help you much in later life...
I believe trotterski's [b]Segway Warfare[/b] level is quiet an achievement. I would be a very happy lad to see it featured. Oh and Jim, pointing and shrugging are two very helpful traits to have there. They'll help you much in later life...
By Danz on Aug. 11th, 2011 10:49PM
jim, theres a rocket glitch. please fix. when you mute sound, the jet engine makes sound.
jim, theres a rocket glitch. please fix. when you mute sound, the jet engine makes sound.
By trotterski on Aug. 12th, 2011 12:45AM
[img]http://i1203.photobucket.com/albums/bb389/ivanskaterxD55/datnigga.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i1203.photobucket.com/albums/bb389/ivanskaterxD55/datnigga.jpg[/img]
By colonel Ford on Aug. 12th, 2011 01:08AM
[quote]p.s r u going 2 make a new level????????????????????????[/quote] Dude, he doesn't make the levels. But don't feel lonely, even I thought that to.
[quote]p.s r u going 2 make a new level????????????????????????[/quote] Dude, he doesn't make the levels. But don't feel lonely, even I thought that to.
By martinoso on Aug. 12th, 2011 05:58AM
Ich esse Ihre Babys go on google translator @ http://translate.google.com
Ich esse Ihre Babys go on google translator @ http://translate.google.com
By wesselpot01 on Aug. 12th, 2011 09:27AM
[img]http://smileys.nl/698/mooning.gif[/img] We will crazy carter
[img]http://smileys.nl/698/mooning.gif[/img] We will crazy carter
By KyleMate on Aug. 12th, 2011 5:13PM
dude, can you pleeeaasssseeee get the search working!!!!! this is getting really annoying on how every time i try to search something the search is disabled. i hope you read this
dude, can you pleeeaasssseeee get the search working!!!!! this is getting really annoying on how every time i try to search something the search is disabled. i hope you read this
By jugglao on Aug. 12th, 2011 5:30PM
happy concert 2.0 wont work it gives a picture and nothing elseits making me ticked
happy concert 2.0 wont work it gives a picture and nothing elseits making me ticked
By colonel Ford on Aug. 12th, 2011 6:42PM
Hey People, I finnaly finished my awsome Jet level. I took like 4 days to finish it. [url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?levelid=1577827[/url]
Hey People, I finnaly finished my awsome Jet level. I took like 4 days to finish it. [url]http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?levelid=1577827[/url]
By jamesdaman on Aug. 12th, 2011 6:55PM
Its not with the new character but the jets because i like listening to podcasts and the jets dont sound quiet on mute.
Its not with the new character but the jets because i like listening to podcasts and the jets dont sound quiet on mute.
By Matt731999 on Aug. 12th, 2011 9:24PM
Hey Jim, you've been doing a great job with the site, this is my favorite game on the computer, but do you think you can re-enable the search? It's really annoying that I can't seacrch anything... thanks! XP
Hey Jim, you've been doing a great job with the site, this is my favorite game on the computer, but do you think you can re-enable the search? It's really annoying that I can't seacrch anything... thanks! XP
By Runearrow on Aug. 12th, 2011 10:15PM
Hi Jim, Its rune again i still have the same request for you to somehow make it to where we can drag things like if your character fell over you could drag him back to his vehicle..or if you wanted to hit him with a bottle. Thanks again if you read this. ^_^
Hi Jim, Its rune again i still have the same request for you to somehow make it to where we can drag things like if your character fell over you could drag him back to his vehicle..or if you wanted to hit him with a bottle. Thanks again if you read this. ^_^
By kanadiankiller on Aug. 12th, 2011 11:59PM
Hi Jim this is just a little comment about the game happy wheels. 1 a lot of people have been asking for a liquid option like water or acid.one more thing you still have not made divine intervention pt 2. hope you enjoy your trip. please comment and/or reply.
Hi Jim this is just a little comment about the game happy wheels. 1 a lot of people have been asking for a liquid option like water or acid.one more thing you still have not made divine intervention pt 2. hope you enjoy your trip. please comment and/or reply.
By Swolf Wheeler on Aug. 13th, 2011 05:52AM
I FOUND A GLITCH Okay, maybe not exactly a glitch but when you go on user browser levels and you press the button so that only the levels there are are of Explorer Guy it doesn't change. :/ If you get it PM me if you want and good luck in Germany.
I FOUND A GLITCH Okay, maybe not exactly a glitch but when you go on user browser levels and you press the button so that only the levels there are are of Explorer Guy it doesn't change. :/ If you get it PM me if you want and good luck in Germany.
By masterman1337 on Aug. 13th, 2011 07:21AM
i have a level that might intrest you i think it is one of my best levels! level name "SegwayMan" and he save us from the evilness <--LoL anyway havve fun on your trip! (.)(.) )( (v)
i have a level that might intrest you i think it is one of my best levels! level name "SegwayMan" and he save us from the evilness <--LoL anyway havve fun on your trip! (.)(.) )( (v)
By upek10 on Aug. 13th, 2011 07:36AM
Jim and yet you're an idiot, you do not care about any requests from fans! All offer new ideas, and you no a week you can not accomplish, shame Mr. Bonacci!
Jim and yet you're an idiot, you do not care about any requests from fans! All offer new ideas, and you no a week you can not accomplish, shame Mr. Bonacci!
By oggie on Aug. 13th, 2011 09:39AM
[b][/b]Sorry but have you fixed the new character because I think hazards still get me from the side. PLZ can u fix it. TAHNX
[b][/b]Sorry but have you fixed the new character because I think hazards still get me from the side. PLZ can u fix it. TAHNX
By fashidy on Aug. 13th, 2011 1:50PM
dear Jim you are a great guy with a awesome imagination you are great plz keep up loads of updates and keep up the good work!
dear Jim you are a great guy with a awesome imagination you are great plz keep up loads of updates and keep up the good work!
By colonel Ford on Aug. 13th, 2011 6:01PM
@Upek10 Shut up, He has a life and he doesn't need crappy character ideas.
@Upek10 Shut up, He has a life and he doesn't need crappy character ideas.
By dusk1unknown on Aug. 13th, 2011 9:57PM
nice i was wundering if you can make army man on happy wheels (me from america :P )
nice i was wundering if you can make army man on happy wheels (me from america :P )
By colonel Ford on Aug. 13th, 2011 11:56PM
[quote]nice i was wundering if you can make army man on happy wheels (me from america [/quote] Whats Wundering? That isn't a word.
[quote]nice i was wundering if you can make army man on happy wheels (me from america [/quote] Whats Wundering? That isn't a word.
By DYLAN THE VILLAN Aza on Aug. 14th, 2011 12:12AM
I wish I could go to Germany Jim!!:P Ive tasted the kebabs in Berlin and their DE-LI-COUS(;. I think while your at germany you can look around and find wicked things u can put in happy wheels! e.g:Character:artist of fear!or egsample for an object:German Chicken breast!
I wish I could go to Germany Jim!!:P Ive tasted the kebabs in Berlin and their DE-LI-COUS(;. I think while your at germany you can look around and find wicked things u can put in happy wheels! e.g:Character:artist of fear!or egsample for an object:German Chicken breast!
By duMBRINger on Aug. 14th, 2011 06:29AM
when i press AND hold spacebar the ex.-man's vehicle does not cling to the rails.. what 2 do?
when i press AND hold spacebar the ex.-man's vehicle does not cling to the rails.. what 2 do?
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