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possibly long rambling
By someone on Sep. 30th, 2011 6:06PM
Hello,
I haven't made a news post in quite some time. Sorry about that. I'll ramble on about the update 2 weeks ago, as well as today's update, and about site plans.
The arrow gun and chains were added to the game 2 weeks ago. The arrow gun works like the harpoon, but is less deadly. Characters will only die if it shoots them in the center of the skull. Unlike the harpoon gun, the arrow gun doesn't have to be in a fixed position and can also be joined and grouped with other items. As an example, you could attach the arrow gun to some shitty looking, moving jeep full of fat women (I'm upset I haven't seen this or anything too complicated yet). The chain was meant to make it easier for people to make long rope like objects. They can break when over stressed. In case you've not seen it, here is a video illustrating some of this.
Today's update is not quite as exciting, but it should be very helpful in making complex levels. Groups can now be edited in place after they are created. You'll no longer have to break them apart and rebuild them. Double-click on them to enter an editing mode, and double-click again on the background to exit. You can also change the depth of items now with ctrl + up or ctrl + down. Previously you'd have to delete and re-paste items to get them into the correct depth order.
Jason also added in tokens (coins?), which will act as another method of completing levels other than the finish line. Place however many tokens you want, and when they are all collected, the level is won. This will be useful if you'd like the player to follow a specific path.
Over the next few weeks the site will be setup to use vbulletin, so that will mean a real forum and a non broken framework. All user accounts will be transferred over to that. The site should look mostly the same, but will run less like dogshit. Once that new system is set up, it will be a lot easier to add fun user related stuff to the backend of the site.
It was my birthday 3 days ago. So very old now. Thank you very much to the creepily knowledgeable few who wished me a Happy Birthday.
I'd really like to make some new games, so I'll be dividing my time up between that and Happy Wheels. Maybe I'll be making a character next.
I can't think of anything else, so that's it for now.
By someone on Sep. 30th, 2011 6:06PM
Hello,
I haven't made a news post in quite some time. Sorry about that. I'll ramble on about the update 2 weeks ago, as well as today's update, and about site plans.
The arrow gun and chains were added to the game 2 weeks ago. The arrow gun works like the harpoon, but is less deadly. Characters will only die if it shoots them in the center of the skull. Unlike the harpoon gun, the arrow gun doesn't have to be in a fixed position and can also be joined and grouped with other items. As an example, you could attach the arrow gun to some shitty looking, moving jeep full of fat women (I'm upset I haven't seen this or anything too complicated yet). The chain was meant to make it easier for people to make long rope like objects. They can break when over stressed. In case you've not seen it, here is a video illustrating some of this.
Today's update is not quite as exciting, but it should be very helpful in making complex levels. Groups can now be edited in place after they are created. You'll no longer have to break them apart and rebuild them. Double-click on them to enter an editing mode, and double-click again on the background to exit. You can also change the depth of items now with ctrl + up or ctrl + down. Previously you'd have to delete and re-paste items to get them into the correct depth order.
Jason also added in tokens (coins?), which will act as another method of completing levels other than the finish line. Place however many tokens you want, and when they are all collected, the level is won. This will be useful if you'd like the player to follow a specific path.
Over the next few weeks the site will be setup to use vbulletin, so that will mean a real forum and a non broken framework. All user accounts will be transferred over to that. The site should look mostly the same, but will run less like dogshit. Once that new system is set up, it will be a lot easier to add fun user related stuff to the backend of the site.
It was my birthday 3 days ago. So very old now. Thank you very much to the creepily knowledgeable few who wished me a Happy Birthday.
I'd really like to make some new games, so I'll be dividing my time up between that and Happy Wheels. Maybe I'll be making a character next.
I can't think of anything else, so that's it for now.
By D Jay on Nov. 6th, 2011 02:46AM
flash fighter3000 what,what huh ,yeah i thought so megabomb2000 are you talking bout "prince uknow"that fool is long gone achiever i said this yesterday and you didnt reply why do you abuse the cannons so much and all your levels are 5seconds long why!?!?! By the way if it seems like i talk crap some times its coz i write the sentence but then i erase it but leave some words thats why some of my sentences sound weird
flash fighter3000 what,what huh ,yeah i thought so megabomb2000 are you talking bout "prince uknow"that fool is long gone achiever i said this yesterday and you didnt reply why do you abuse the cannons so much and all your levels are 5seconds long why!?!?! By the way if it seems like i talk crap some times its coz i write the sentence but then i erase it but leave some words thats why some of my sentences sound weird
By D Jay on Nov. 6th, 2011 08:37AM
who else is experiencing inbox bugs check ur inbox u wil see messages you havent seen before and the will be read or it shows u have 0 messages but there are new messages
who else is experiencing inbox bugs check ur inbox u wil see messages you havent seen before and the will be read or it shows u have 0 messages but there are new messages
By Psycopath48 on Nov. 6th, 2011 10:12PM
@djaywalker i will join you LEW group if you join my MCW group(mentally challenged wheelers)i will make when the forums are up. btw MODERN WARFARE SUCKS BLACK HAIRY BALLS!?!? get battlefield
@djaywalker i will join you LEW group if you join my MCW group(mentally challenged wheelers)i will make when the forums are up. btw MODERN WARFARE SUCKS BLACK HAIRY BALLS!?!? get battlefield
By Whoopsht on Nov. 7th, 2011 12:15AM
You know what i hate? Internet faggots that talk shit to each other. Nobody wins, you all just look like dumbasses. In other news, never get high in New York City. Way to scary.
You know what i hate? Internet faggots that talk shit to each other. Nobody wins, you all just look like dumbasses. In other news, never get high in New York City. Way to scary.
By crazycamkicker on Nov. 7th, 2011 10:19AM
jim how old are you? and the updates are awesome man! how old are you and whats your favourite food?
jim how old are you? and the updates are awesome man! how old are you and whats your favourite food?
By ACHIEVERjunior on Nov. 7th, 2011 10:26AM
D JAY, what do yo mean by "abuse the cannons"??? whoopsht, way TOO scary, and tempayr,WAAAAY TOO LATE! and ya know what I really hate? internet fags who think there better than everyone else!*cough* Psycopath48*cough*D JAY*cough*
D JAY, what do yo mean by "abuse the cannons"??? whoopsht, way TOO scary, and tempayr,WAAAAY TOO LATE! and ya know what I really hate? internet fags who think there better than everyone else!*cough* Psycopath48*cough*D JAY*cough*
By D Jay on Nov. 7th, 2011 10:29AM
whoopsht smoking weed destroys braincells lack of brain cells equals stupidy,stupidy equals death,death equals me dancing on your grave and i cant dance psycopath48 i would join your group if u change the name to sumthing lyk insanely awesome wheeles or what ever and modernwarfare duz suck bt stil better than battle field and im not experiencing inbox bug mayb sum1 hackd my profile ps y did they hav to end zombie mode on call of duty why now its that shitty looking special ops thing but im stil buying it...oh i was kidding about LEW.
whoopsht smoking weed destroys braincells lack of brain cells equals stupidy,stupidy equals death,death equals me dancing on your grave and i cant dance psycopath48 i would join your group if u change the name to sumthing lyk insanely awesome wheeles or what ever and modernwarfare duz suck bt stil better than battle field and im not experiencing inbox bug mayb sum1 hackd my profile ps y did they hav to end zombie mode on call of duty why now its that shitty looking special ops thing but im stil buying it...oh i was kidding about LEW.
By PENNYWISE THE CLOWN on Nov. 7th, 2011 10:54PM
BEEP BEEP RICHIE DJAY YOUD BETTER JOIN THAT MANS GROUP OR I WILL EAT YOU TONIGHT
BEEP BEEP RICHIE DJAY YOUD BETTER JOIN THAT MANS GROUP OR I WILL EAT YOU TONIGHT
By Psycopath48 on Nov. 7th, 2011 10:56PM
uhhh thanks pennywise i guess. but you still scare the living shit out of me
uhhh thanks pennywise i guess. but you still scare the living shit out of me
By AdmiralAckbar on Nov. 7th, 2011 11:13PM
@D Jay, Cannabis does not destroy brain cells. It is not bad for you. The only thing potentially harmful is inhaling smoke. Thats the only way to be killed by marijuana, bu smoking about 500 pounds all at once and dying from lack of oxygen. Anything that school teaches you about cannabis is false, I had a teacher tell me it makes you hallucinate and that it makes people jump off buildings and cliffs but NO. You do NOT hallucinate and you do NOT jump off buildings! When you are high you barely have the strength to get off the fuckin couch let alone jump off a fuckin cliff!
@D Jay, Cannabis does not destroy brain cells. It is not bad for you. The only thing potentially harmful is inhaling smoke. Thats the only way to be killed by marijuana, bu smoking about 500 pounds all at once and dying from lack of oxygen. Anything that school teaches you about cannabis is false, I had a teacher tell me it makes you hallucinate and that it makes people jump off buildings and cliffs but NO. You do NOT hallucinate and you do NOT jump off buildings! When you are high you barely have the strength to get off the fuckin couch let alone jump off a fuckin cliff!
By HATEROFJBNSIMONCOWEL on Nov. 8th, 2011 04:15AM
hey Jim i really wish that you would make new characters for Happy Wheels and by the way , T have been telling peope about this website and Happy Wheels so your welcome. :)
hey Jim i really wish that you would make new characters for Happy Wheels and by the way , T have been telling peope about this website and Happy Wheels so your welcome. :)
By D Jay on Nov. 8th, 2011 09:36AM
@aciever when i said abuse i meant u over use them the update was like two weeks ago and u made 10 cannon levels,why mst u b a hypocrite u are the one who thinks his betta then every1. @Psycopath were my levels enjoyable. @pennywisetheclown my night is probably your afternoon,im the only peep from my continent on this site and mentally challenged wheelers is only cool if u have a silly name like chuckles mayb i should open another account @drakeso,wait and see @admiralackbar,yeah but it does slow down functioning of braincells and how do u knw all this,experience?research?saw someone?im pretty sure u can get of the couch and jump off a cliff seen footage on wildest tv moments and crime and investigations ps admiralackbar you can get various cancers
@aciever when i said abuse i meant u over use them the update was like two weeks ago and u made 10 cannon levels,why mst u b a hypocrite u are the one who thinks his betta then every1. @Psycopath were my levels enjoyable. @pennywisetheclown my night is probably your afternoon,im the only peep from my continent on this site and mentally challenged wheelers is only cool if u have a silly name like chuckles mayb i should open another account @drakeso,wait and see @admiralackbar,yeah but it does slow down functioning of braincells and how do u knw all this,experience?research?saw someone?im pretty sure u can get of the couch and jump off a cliff seen footage on wildest tv moments and crime and investigations ps admiralackbar you can get various cancers
By Psycopath48 on Nov. 8th, 2011 09:56AM
@dlay your levels are pretty good compared to others. and pennywise would only scare you if you read the book or watched the movie.
@dlay your levels are pretty good compared to others. and pennywise would only scare you if you read the book or watched the movie.
By PENNYWISE THE CLOWN on Nov. 8th, 2011 10:04AM
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE DJAY THERES NO ESCAPING ME. YOU THINK I DONT KNOW WHERE NAMIBIA IS? YOUR DEAD TONIGHT(unless you join the mentals)
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE DJAY THERES NO ESCAPING ME. YOU THINK I DONT KNOW WHERE NAMIBIA IS? YOUR DEAD TONIGHT(unless you join the mentals)
By Psycopath48 on Nov. 8th, 2011 10:05AM
alright penn your starting to get annoying. i dont care that much if he joins. @ dray do you really live in namibia?
alright penn your starting to get annoying. i dont care that much if he joins. @ dray do you really live in namibia?
By D Jay on Nov. 8th, 2011 10:12AM
@pennywise what town and/or region! No using google maps my name is going to be chuckles...chuckles the clown or robo mime or fluffy teddy bear PS i hate clowns the first clown i ever seen live caused a damn stampede in 2nd grade(true story)for some reason we were in the gym room and clown nigga caused a stampede me and my friend got trampled over yeah and clowns cant afford airline fee
@pennywise what town and/or region! No using google maps my name is going to be chuckles...chuckles the clown or robo mime or fluffy teddy bear PS i hate clowns the first clown i ever seen live caused a damn stampede in 2nd grade(true story)for some reason we were in the gym room and clown nigga caused a stampede me and my friend got trampled over yeah and clowns cant afford airline fee
By ACHIEVERjunior on Nov. 8th, 2011 10:24AM
STFU! CLOWNS ARE PEOPLE TOO! just people who can't find a job,AND PENNYWISE IS NOT A CLOWN! he's a giant,shiny eyed child eating mantis because all he really wants is to be loved...we love you pennywise! exept D JAY,he hates you(eat him!)
STFU! CLOWNS ARE PEOPLE TOO! just people who can't find a job,AND PENNYWISE IS NOT A CLOWN! he's a giant,shiny eyed child eating mantis because all he really wants is to be loved...we love you pennywise! exept D JAY,he hates you(eat him!)
By D Jay on Nov. 8th, 2011 10:40AM
@psycopath yes im from namibia penny eat him he said you are not human by the way penny whats ur other user name coz it said you joined yesterday(7 november 2011) penny eats kids im a teenager/pre-teen i dnt knw which one it never crossed my mind but im a MAN ...wtf...achiever loves penny great you had to go and traumatise the clown/mantis/whatever he is why... Why!?!?!
@psycopath yes im from namibia penny eat him he said you are not human by the way penny whats ur other user name coz it said you joined yesterday(7 november 2011) penny eats kids im a teenager/pre-teen i dnt knw which one it never crossed my mind but im a MAN ...wtf...achiever loves penny great you had to go and traumatise the clown/mantis/whatever he is why... Why!?!?!
By PENNYWISE THE CLOWN on Nov. 8th, 2011 11:07PM
@djay ACHIEVER IS RIGHT IM NOT A PERSON IM A DEMON WHOSE TRUE FORM IS THE DEADLIGHTS I TAKE THE FORM OF YOUR DEEPEST FEARS. AND THEN I KILL YOU @achiever glad you understand, know i dont have to eat you
@djay ACHIEVER IS RIGHT IM NOT A PERSON IM A DEMON WHOSE TRUE FORM IS THE DEADLIGHTS I TAKE THE FORM OF YOUR DEEPEST FEARS. AND THEN I KILL YOU @achiever glad you understand, know i dont have to eat you
By Psycopath48 on Nov. 8th, 2011 11:11PM
@deJ hes right man if you read the novel(stephen kings it) you would completly understand. pennywise the clown a.k.a. IT ot a.k.a bob gray or a.k.a the deadlights p.s. hes not a demon, hes a god
@deJ hes right man if you read the novel(stephen kings it) you would completly understand. pennywise the clown a.k.a. IT ot a.k.a bob gray or a.k.a the deadlights p.s. hes not a demon, hes a god
By killercol6 on Nov. 8th, 2011 11:57PM
We need more characters like the go-kart character like a well...â̯â...Got it a uhm...â̯â...A hover scooter guy or crazed scooter and he is like the irresponsible dad mixed with the segway guy but with no wheels .And maybe a guy like jigsaw and he could ride a bike that is coloured red and black or just black or just red.This will be a super awesome game if you added those 3 characters. ಠâ¡à² <Freddy's here.âpeace out.
We need more characters like the go-kart character like a well...â̯â...Got it a uhm...â̯â...A hover scooter guy or crazed scooter and he is like the irresponsible dad mixed with the segway guy but with no wheels .And maybe a guy like jigsaw and he could ride a bike that is coloured red and black or just black or just red.This will be a super awesome game if you added those 3 characters. ಠâ¡à² <Freddy's here.âpeace out.
By D Jay on Nov. 9th, 2011 06:31AM
@admiral ackbar im no jew im catholic...PLZ dnt bring this up again @psycopath i have not read that bt i heard about it... I dnt read at all it annoys me @penny wise im afraid of heights u gon push me off a building? Everyone if u visit africa make sure there is a pool close by im telling u nw this morning was hot and it was 7a.m and i was dying of heat who believes in 2012(i mean the abnormal weather changes) i have sum good reasons to believe
@admiral ackbar im no jew im catholic...PLZ dnt bring this up again @psycopath i have not read that bt i heard about it... I dnt read at all it annoys me @penny wise im afraid of heights u gon push me off a building? Everyone if u visit africa make sure there is a pool close by im telling u nw this morning was hot and it was 7a.m and i was dying of heat who believes in 2012(i mean the abnormal weather changes) i have sum good reasons to believe
By theshywillraindeath on Nov. 9th, 2011 2:16PM
Anybody go to Wikipedia? If so, go here: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Theshywillraindeath[/url]
Anybody go to Wikipedia? If so, go here: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Theshywillraindeath[/url]
By PENNYWISE THE CLOWN on Nov. 9th, 2011 2:34PM
[img]http://www.labuzzblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/pennywise.jpg[/img] thats me and pshycopath when he was 4
[img]http://www.labuzzblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/pennywise.jpg[/img] thats me and pshycopath when he was 4
By ACHIEVERjunior on Nov. 9th, 2011 6:19PM
DON'T WORRY GUYS! he's not gonna kill...me,but you, well you figure it out
DON'T WORRY GUYS! he's not gonna kill...me,but you, well you figure it out
By Whoopsht on Nov. 9th, 2011 6:31PM
@DJay trust me, there is no way i would jump off a cliff. you still think the same way. you just forget stuff really fast. thats why you mellow when you're high. because as soon as you go somewhere, you forget where you are and what you are doing
@DJay trust me, there is no way i would jump off a cliff. you still think the same way. you just forget stuff really fast. thats why you mellow when you're high. because as soon as you go somewhere, you forget where you are and what you are doing
By PENNYWISE THE CLOWN on Nov. 9th, 2011 11:29PM
OH YES THEEY AL FLOAT GEORGIE, and when you come down here... YOU'LL FLOAT TOO
OH YES THEEY AL FLOAT GEORGIE, and when you come down here... YOU'LL FLOAT TOO
By AdmiralAckbar on Nov. 10th, 2011 12:07AM
@psycopath48 i've always wondered the same thing lol! i thought it was whoop shit
@psycopath48 i've always wondered the same thing lol! i thought it was whoop shit
By D Jay on Nov. 10th, 2011 07:04AM
lol whoopsht i also that it was shit @achiever,pennywise wont kill you...he'll just murder you @whoopsht so there no brain damage involved when smoking weed...why do people talk slow when they are high and why do some people act stupid... Yay im getting a skate board i look forward to face planting...apparently u experience adrenaline @admiral why cnt i find fluffees name oh and penny Who is georgie
lol whoopsht i also that it was shit @achiever,pennywise wont kill you...he'll just murder you @whoopsht so there no brain damage involved when smoking weed...why do people talk slow when they are high and why do some people act stupid... Yay im getting a skate board i look forward to face planting...apparently u experience adrenaline @admiral why cnt i find fluffees name oh and penny Who is georgie
By Whoopsht on Nov. 10th, 2011 09:22AM
@djay your thought process slows down. Also, you have to focus on what you are saying really hard, otherwise you forget. Its just relaxing.
@djay your thought process slows down. Also, you have to focus on what you are saying really hard, otherwise you forget. Its just relaxing.
By ACHIEVERjunior on Nov. 10th, 2011 10:26AM
So what have we learned today class? DRUGS ARE BAAAAD! except the good one's
So what have we learned today class? DRUGS ARE BAAAAD! except the good one's
By D Jay on Nov. 10th, 2011 11:26AM
there are no good drugs mkay me and my friends get high another way we spin till we dizzy(you know spin around a base ball bat but without the bat so we bend over and spin)then once were dizzy as hell we run down the hall full speed then fall down and laugh ourselves sick side effects:head ache and possible vomiting oh there are no good drugs
there are no good drugs mkay me and my friends get high another way we spin till we dizzy(you know spin around a base ball bat but without the bat so we bend over and spin)then once were dizzy as hell we run down the hall full speed then fall down and laugh ourselves sick side effects:head ache and possible vomiting oh there are no good drugs
By 3 secondsGuy on Nov. 10th, 2011 6:41PM
D Jay, Why do you repeat yourself? like you go [b]there are no good drugs[/b] mkay me and my friends get high another way we spin till we dizzy(you know spin around a base ball bat but without the bat so we bend over and spin)then once were dizzy as hell we run down the hall full speed then fall down and laugh ourselves sick side effects:head ache and possible vomiting [b]oh there are no good drugs[/b] lol
D Jay, Why do you repeat yourself? like you go [b]there are no good drugs[/b] mkay me and my friends get high another way we spin till we dizzy(you know spin around a base ball bat but without the bat so we bend over and spin)then once were dizzy as hell we run down the hall full speed then fall down and laugh ourselves sick side effects:head ache and possible vomiting [b]oh there are no good drugs[/b] lol
By KillJb78 on Nov. 10th, 2011 9:58PM
Ehm.. I'm not sure what you guys are talking about, so I'm just gonna say something randomly to lighten things up.. ..BAGELS!
Ehm.. I'm not sure what you guys are talking about, so I'm just gonna say something randomly to lighten things up.. ..BAGELS!
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