possibly long rambling
By someone on Sep. 30th, 2011 6:06PM
I haven't made a news post in quite some time. Sorry about that. I'll ramble on about the update 2 weeks ago, as well as today's update, and about site plans.
The arrow gun and chains were added to the game 2 weeks ago. The arrow gun works like the harpoon, but is less deadly. Characters will only die if it shoots them in the center of the skull. Unlike the harpoon gun, the arrow gun doesn't have to be in a fixed position and can also be joined and grouped with other items. As an example, you could attach the arrow gun to some shitty looking, moving jeep full of fat women (I'm upset I haven't seen this or anything too complicated yet). The chain was meant to make it easier for people to make long rope like objects. They can break when over stressed. In case you've not seen it, here
is a video illustrating some of this.
Today's update is not quite as exciting, but it should be very helpful in making complex levels. Groups can now be edited in place after they are created. You'll no longer have to break them apart and rebuild them. Double-click on them to enter an editing mode, and double-click again on the background to exit. You can also change the depth of items now with ctrl + up or ctrl + down. Previously you'd have to delete and re-paste items to get them into the correct depth order.
Jason also added in tokens (coins?), which will act as another method of completing levels other than the finish line. Place however many tokens you want, and when they are all collected, the level is won. This will be useful if you'd like the player to follow a specific path.
Over the next few weeks the site will be setup to use vbulletin, so that will mean a real forum and a non broken framework. All user accounts will be transferred over to that. The site should look mostly the same, but will run less like dogshit. Once that new system is set up, it will be a lot easier to add fun user related stuff to the backend of the site.
It was my birthday 3 days ago. So very old now. Thank you very much to the creepily knowledgeable few who wished me a Happy Birthday.
I'd really like to make some new games, so I'll be dividing my time up between that and Happy Wheels. Maybe I'll be making a character next.
I can't think of anything else, so that's it for now.
By mjfan2511 on Oct. 2nd, 2011 9:19PM
i have an i idea for an update muteyplayer
By peytondc05 on Oct. 2nd, 2011 9:19PM
[b][/b][i][/i][i][/i][quote][/quote][i][/i][img]http://[/img]... wtf, how did i do that?
By Whoopsht on Oct. 2nd, 2011 10:50PM
@mjfan fuck that, its never going to happen.
@peytondc you just clicked a bunch of the fucking buttons above the text window. Congratu-fucking-lations.
By colonel Ford on Oct. 2nd, 2011 11:15PM
And fuck the multiplayer just how good do you think this site runs? it'l run even more like dog shit if that was ever created.
plus: After the forums are finisshed (maybe in a months time) then im going to post the most fucking awsomest post made- but i forgot it.
By saccary on Oct. 2nd, 2011 11:28PM
yo jim pleasssssssseeeeeeeee make happy wheeels
multiplayes so we can play online with other people it would be the best thing ever
By Luigi Is pro on Oct. 3rd, 2011 12:01AM
Um. i don`t think that`s ever going to happen. if you truly wanna make happy wheels good. you need to be quiet and be patient for jim to make updates unless you want to create multiplayer mode by yourself and see how it feels. besides happy wheels does not need multiplayer it is a useless concept we need stuff that improves proffessional happy wheel players build better levels that actually take skill/time/and effort to make. so be quiet and remain patient for jim to make an update and colonel ford how`s your day? by the way im typing this from my phone i now have the ability to send messages through my phone. and can now keep up with shit daily and i will be texting messages here through my phone when im on drives to work/away from computer(like not home) or to send people messages. that is all. sorry if the phone double posts this.
By colonel Ford on Oct. 3rd, 2011 12:16AM
..Just sitting around making my new level....
And saccary, please tell me your being sarcastic..
If not.... shUT up...
If yes, well that is a great way for an impression of those beggers
Also, I've seen like 4 fucking copies of that retarded multiplayer level AT the top rated. :( they haven't even bothered to change DOTD level7 down a bit. that shows how fucking retared they are at reading the 'PLAY'.
Sorry for my course language but hey, people just have to express there anger in text.... ( I wouldn't want somebody to express their anger in real life....)
And luigi, im fine.
By C4Radon on Oct. 3rd, 2011 01:41AM
How old is Jim now? Like 33, 34?
Happy belated birthday!
By Tahazameel on Oct. 3rd, 2011 03:00AM
I won't make a level anytime soon
By crazy old jerkface on Oct. 3rd, 2011 05:26AM
i have a good idea for happy wheels flags
flags can have diffrent colur and they can be used as an cheack point for long or hard levels
By Killer Cheese on Oct. 3rd, 2011 07:25AM
^I doubt that Jim would make that.
By Luigi Is pro on Oct. 3rd, 2011 09:29AM
Yea me too. i doubt jim will ever use happy wheel player ideas to use for his own desire.
By Mystic on Oct. 3rd, 2011 10:02AM
Jim is 32 based on my calculations.
By theshywillraindeath on Oct. 3rd, 2011 10:40AM
You know your biggest fan had to wish you a happy birthday!!!
By Luigi Is pro on Oct. 3rd, 2011 11:46AM
Well jim is 33 or 34 not 32 also mystic i know i am not on xat but i am texting this from my work (smirk)
By aaaaaa46 on Oct. 3rd, 2011 12:08PM
happy b-day! :D
By D Jay on Oct. 3rd, 2011 12:08PM
why dont you make a nurse character who rides a gurney
nd has a kid in a full body cast as her passenger or
two kids riding a rocket powered shopping card that
would be cool.also a gatling gun as a hazard or a drum
acid or something.
By Psycopath48 on Oct. 3rd, 2011 12:41PM
please stop saying happy birthday,it was a week ago
By D Jay on Oct. 3rd, 2011 12:54PM
oh yeah i only joined a month ago
and i only made one stupid level
happy wheels is the best...nd HAPPY late
By DafNaf on Oct. 3rd, 2011 12:59PM
Happy Birthday Jim! Also play my levels, cuz I have put some 'idea' levels! So check it! ;)
Enjoy ur birthday!
By D Jay on Oct. 3rd, 2011 1:03PM
wait whose the noob!
By D Jay on Oct. 3rd, 2011 1:22PM
i played this game for a few months i just didnt register
yeah also how the game loads way faster when ur registered
i used to wait like...20minutes for the game to load
now its 5 minutes.
By jordantheoreo8000 on Oct. 3rd, 2011 2:25PM
Happy birthday Jim i thought youu had died after months of not posting new news Happy Wheels stopped working on my computer so hopefully when the site is updated it will work again the site is running like dogshit i must agree i am only 11 years old and i play these games lol
By D Jay on Oct. 3rd, 2011 2:37PM
im 14 nd mst of my games are 18 (xbox)
for example mortal kombat 9 nd black ops...
I should probably stop buying these games...
By Psycopath48 on Oct. 3rd, 2011 3:20PM
^ i dont give a flying fuck about how old you are, ess tee eff yue.
By D Jay on Oct. 3rd, 2011 3:23PM
who asked you!?!
By ACHIEVERjunior on Oct. 3rd, 2011 3:32PM
JIM! GAME NO WORKY! YOU FIX!..NOW!
By D Jay on Oct. 3rd, 2011 3:40PM
who else is from africa...i need to know dont hate
By ACHIEVERjunior on Oct. 3rd, 2011 4:04PM
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSuJ-3dBXGA[/url]^its for you negr-D DJay, its africa themed! and I am sure you will lyao
By D Jay on Oct. 3rd, 2011 4:50PM
yo im coloured you turd
By D Jay on Oct. 3rd, 2011 5:06PM
oh oh dude i bet my life is better than your junior ass monkey
By Whoopsht on Oct. 3rd, 2011 5:24PM
^and this is why black people beat the shit out of white people. Because somebody like acheiver comes along...
By vander08 on Oct. 3rd, 2011 5:27PM
HAAAAAAAPYYYYYYY BIIIIIIIIIIRTHDAAAAAYY TOOOOOOO YOOOOOOOOUUU!!!!!! HAAAAAAAPYYYYYYY BIIIIIIIIIIRTHDAAAAAYY TOOOOOOO YOOOOOOOOUUU!!!!!! HAPPY BIIIIIIIRRTHDAAY DEAR JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMM HAAAAAAAPYYYYYYY BIIIIIIIIIIRTHDAAAAAYY TOOOOOOO YOOOOOOOOUUU!!!!!! CHA CHA CHA AND MANY MORE!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! TAKE A LOAD OFF FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY MAN! AND THANKS TO ALL THE OTHER GUYS AND GIRLS THAT ARE ALSO WORKING ON THE GAME AND THE SITE AND EVERYTHING ELSE YOU GUYS DESERVE A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE OR SOMETHING MAN and by the way i mean to use all caps becasue you guys are so awesome AND DONT MIND ALL THE LITTLE SNOBBISH SPOILED SHITHOLES OF PEOPLE THAT ARE ALREADY ASKING FOR NEW STUFF THEY ARE JUST UNGRATEFUL FUCKTARDS k have a good one!
By benxrules on Oct. 3rd, 2011 7:53PM
Happy belated birthday Jim! You've done well with all these new server setups and such, I hope you keep on doing what you're doing, and good luck!
By W A F F L E on Oct. 3rd, 2011 8:18PM
Well since i'm bored I guess i'll link you a [url=http://adf.ly/31ikX]video [/url]that is dedicated to achiever
By gogglebot on Oct. 3rd, 2011 8:21PM
I know im 6 days behind but meh...
Happy birthday Jim!
Its my birthday soon :) but i guess Jim knows that, he can look at the server user-files...
By Secret231 on Oct. 3rd, 2011 8:43PM
Sooo...I have a good idea for a new character...a bit akward,but cool...Go-Cart man watch JigsawVoorhiesKruegers Happy wheels level about go-cart man....it is BAD-ASS Jim----------secret231------------------------------
By W A F F L E on Oct. 3rd, 2011 9:13PM
Hey check out [img]http://adf.ly/31kxn[/img] (even though its still under construction).
By Flash Fighter 3000 on Oct. 3rd, 2011 9:39PM
[b]MY GO-CART-GUY REPORT[/b]
-Go cart guy sucks
-Go cart guy will [i]always[/i] suck.
-Go cart guy will get old and boring before you know.
-There is nothing original, creative, or unique about Go Cart guy.
-Just because a famous level creator makes a suggestion about it does not mean you fags need to suggest it over and over again.
-Shut the fuck up.
By FalseFirebird on Oct. 3rd, 2011 9:42PM
[quote]You know your biggest fan had to wish you a happy birthday!!! [/quote]
By W A F F L E on Oct. 3rd, 2011 10:15PM
Oh crap I meant [url=http://adf.ly/31kxn]my website[/url]
By FalseFirebird on Oct. 3rd, 2011 11:21PM
[quote]This happened to me in Minecraft....[/quote]
No... that picture is one from ages ago. I saw it on google images!
By Luigi Is pro on Oct. 3rd, 2011 11:49PM
So ff you patrol jims thread when everyone is asleep? (wary) also the reason i had to leave fast is because i had to go drive, waste my fucking time. then realise they didn't want to walk a 2 mile distance. just the bullshit i need eh? it's been one of those days meh.
By colonel Ford on Oct. 4th, 2011 03:58AM
Why do noobs always sign their name after commenting?
Sooo...I have a good idea for a new character...a bit akward,but cool...Go-Cart man watch JigsawVoorhiesKruegers Happy wheels level about go-cart man....it is BAD-ASS Jim----------secret231-------------[/quote]-----------------
As an example: WE CAN ALL SEE YOUR FREAKING NAME AT THE TOP
By Tahazameel on Oct. 4th, 2011 04:10AM
Yeah what fucking dumbasses
By Flash Fighter 3000 on Oct. 4th, 2011 07:16AM
So that can't happen to more than one person? And I would be willing to bet that the pictures weren't the same exact same thing. If you saw it on google images, post the link to the page that you had.
By MYMOM234 on Oct. 4th, 2011 07:49AM
Hey, check out my new level! just type my name in the search box! Oh, and its actualy a quality level.
By ACHIEVERjunior on Oct. 4th, 2011 10:31AM
when Jim said the forums would be disabled for a while,he didn't lie!(Jim never lies) and btw STILL can't play happy wheels GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGSAFGMOTHERFUCKER!