possibly long rambling
By someone on Sep. 30th, 2011 6:06PM
I haven't made a news post in quite some time. Sorry about that. I'll ramble on about the update 2 weeks ago, as well as today's update, and about site plans.
The arrow gun and chains were added to the game 2 weeks ago. The arrow gun works like the harpoon, but is less deadly. Characters will only die if it shoots them in the center of the skull. Unlike the harpoon gun, the arrow gun doesn't have to be in a fixed position and can also be joined and grouped with other items. As an example, you could attach the arrow gun to some shitty looking, moving jeep full of fat women (I'm upset I haven't seen this or anything too complicated yet). The chain was meant to make it easier for people to make long rope like objects. They can break when over stressed. In case you've not seen it, here
is a video illustrating some of this.
Today's update is not quite as exciting, but it should be very helpful in making complex levels. Groups can now be edited in place after they are created. You'll no longer have to break them apart and rebuild them. Double-click on them to enter an editing mode, and double-click again on the background to exit. You can also change the depth of items now with ctrl + up or ctrl + down. Previously you'd have to delete and re-paste items to get them into the correct depth order.
Jason also added in tokens (coins?), which will act as another method of completing levels other than the finish line. Place however many tokens you want, and when they are all collected, the level is won. This will be useful if you'd like the player to follow a specific path.
Over the next few weeks the site will be setup to use vbulletin, so that will mean a real forum and a non broken framework. All user accounts will be transferred over to that. The site should look mostly the same, but will run less like dogshit. Once that new system is set up, it will be a lot easier to add fun user related stuff to the backend of the site.
It was my birthday 3 days ago. So very old now. Thank you very much to the creepily knowledgeable few who wished me a Happy Birthday.
I'd really like to make some new games, so I'll be dividing my time up between that and Happy Wheels. Maybe I'll be making a character next.
I can't think of anything else, so that's it for now.
By D Jay on Oct. 8th, 2011 03:26AM
Jim you should really try to advertise this game
more.i noticed this game when i played the demo at
funnygames.biz(the site with blue background not with the pink one...there are 2)
By ACHIEVERjunior on Oct. 8th, 2011 03:28AM
NO! NO NEW PEOPLE! WE'VE ALREADY GOT ENOUGH HERE WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE
By lycanthropope on Oct. 8th, 2011 03:51AM
the tokens [u]SUCK[/u]
By D Jay on Oct. 8th, 2011 03:57AM
i thought of a new game(based on happy tree friends)you should get a certain amount of time to kill fluffy animals...i swear i posted
this idea already it must've got lost some where
By colonel Ford on Oct. 8th, 2011 03:59AM
damn. i wish i could make an animal like trotterski's dead pig. i can make them, but they end up looking like crap.
You used that dammed flash programme eh>?
By D Jay on Oct. 8th, 2011 04:13AM
okay plz try my levels...i only made 2
just search my name
By ACHIEVERjunior on Oct. 8th, 2011 04:20AM
and what brilliantly epic update have you made? so stfu you should be thankful he's actually updating the game! the tokens where a very smart idea Jim and/or Jason.
By colonel Ford on Oct. 8th, 2011 04:21AM
How do you open the characters for the NPC maker? it says ' may be an error (link not copyed properly)' or something like that or This file is not supported by this format. i've tried with with a few programs but they didn't work.
any idea about that?
By ACHIEVERjunior on Oct. 8th, 2011 04:25AM
oh and D jay,I felt sorry for you that you had no level rating so I rated your levels five
By D Jay on Oct. 8th, 2011 04:30AM
i dont really care about level ratings that much but what did you think about my level
By colonel Ford on Oct. 8th, 2011 04:38AM
Lol achiever i cannot take you seriously no matter how serious you act
By ACHIEVERjunior on Oct. 8th, 2011 04:41AM
weeeell,it wasn't the most detailed level since everything was blue,but I did like the guy getting ripped to pieces by the chains that was cool...and It was very difficult,thats all I can think of
By D Jay on Oct. 8th, 2011 04:49AM
im kinda lazy thats why i don't use colour but im gonna post a really stupidly simple SAW level in a few minutes
By ACHIEVERjunior on Oct. 8th, 2011 04:51AM
By colonel Ford on Oct. 8th, 2011 04:56AM
No. D Jay, be a cool guy and do NOT create those annoying levels.
By D Jay on Oct. 8th, 2011 04:59AM
but mine will be kinda cool
By bramtrol on Oct. 8th, 2011 05:27AM
Some screenshots of my future level
By ACHIEVERjunior on Oct. 8th, 2011 05:30AM
does that mean its not going to be made?
By bramtrol on Oct. 8th, 2011 05:36AM
hmm the links didnt work...
By ACHIEVERjunior on Oct. 8th, 2011 05:39AM
By bramtrol on Oct. 8th, 2011 05:44AM
that part isnt finished yet as you can see
By ACHIEVERjunior on Oct. 8th, 2011 06:00AM
yes, I can see clearly now. anyway when its finished I am sure Jim will feature it,WON'T YOU JIM?
By D Jay on Oct. 8th, 2011 06:28AM
ok i saved the level but its NOT a SAW level cause i couldn't think of traps but its an adventure course oh i forgot the chain is to swing on.
By lakaluka on Oct. 8th, 2011 06:59AM
Ossom... Jim... jour'e the best of the world... I really like your game
By D Jay on Oct. 8th, 2011 08:45AM
why are people playing my stupid el diablo 10 minute level more than my adventure course level which i took 1 hour to make
By Bert on Oct. 8th, 2011 09:20AM
Awesome! Thanks for the updates :D With this new Forum does this mean all old threads will be deleted? Because that would be good with all these pointless threadsâ¦ And Happy Birthday from whenever it was :D
By ACHIEVERjunior on Oct. 8th, 2011 09:38AM
you sicken me![img]http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5228/5680149714_61cf5c4754_o_d.jpg[/img]
By Flash Fighter 3000 on Oct. 8th, 2011 10:40AM
I don't know why everybody is making such a big deal about the tokens. I kind of like them.
By ACHIEVERjunior on Oct. 8th, 2011 11:13AM
open your mind![img]http://www.illuminati-news.com/graphics/illuminati(2).gif[/img]
By thePimpleWimpleDimp on Oct. 8th, 2011 11:39AM
[url=http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?levelid=1862260]My detailed earthquake level .[/url]
By colonel Ford on Oct. 8th, 2011 5:19PM
wow bramtol. pretty awsome. now lets check out pimplewimpledimples one....
By colonel Ford on Oct. 8th, 2011 6:35PM
Looks like that game, the last stand union city.
And does anyone know how to open the NPC maker?
By ultimate173 on Oct. 8th, 2011 7:53PM
isthere a such thing as happy wheels 2.0
By trotterski on Oct. 8th, 2011 7:55PM
You need adobe flash
By colonel Ford on Oct. 8th, 2011 8:54PM
GodDAMIT I was looking forward to making a cool thing on that. wait a minute... i can install it!
By Whoopsht on Oct. 8th, 2011 9:10PM
Anyone here smoke weed? Also, i might take a long break from this shit. To smoke weed.
By Psycopath48 on Oct. 8th, 2011 9:12PM
weed is part of the reason i live in an asylum
By colonel Ford on Oct. 8th, 2011 9:27PM
Oh no. something has gone horribly wrong. it doesn't install for firefox becuase it can't. and it says its aalready on google chrome. WWTTFF.
Here a thing:[url]http://youtu.be/i-EN8dpAvBw[/url]
By Furby101 on Oct. 8th, 2011 9:52PM
HAPPY wheels BIRTHDAY >:D
By Sayftee on Oct. 8th, 2011 10:12PM
Safety likes it when I ram my dick up his butt... He also likes it when i give him a urine enema!
By Whoopsht on Oct. 8th, 2011 10:45PM
^both of those make you gay too. good try tho
By Lost Soul on Oct. 8th, 2011 11:16PM
I'm lost will you help me?
By zombiekiller26 on Oct. 9th, 2011 12:36AM
happy bday dude.
anyway to be honest the tokens suck shit.
i really hate them.
By colonel Ford on Oct. 9th, 2011 01:30AM
its not his birthday. tokens cannot suck anything, because they do not take a life form or arn't a vacuum cleaner. nothin really sucks shit, why would anyone do that?
By D Jay on Oct. 9th, 2011 04:10AM
WTF!!!! Sayftee is GAY
By ACHIEVERjunior on Oct. 9th, 2011 04:30AM
DAMMIT! ITS NOT HIS BIRTHDAY ANY MORE YOU RETARDS!
SAYFTEE IS JUST A TROLL(I know what your gonna say,blah blah blah)ZOMBIEFUCKER2666 IS JUST A DOUCHE NOBODY KNOWS AND HE'S JUST TRYING TO GET ATTENTION!
on a happier note lets discuss our first experience with happy wheels
By colonel Ford on Oct. 9th, 2011 04:47AM
ACHIEVERjunior/anyone If your bored, heres a level.
Just comment on this. And yes Sayftee is a douche bag.
By D Jay on Oct. 9th, 2011 04:56AM
does anyone have any ideas for a level cause all i can come up with are opstacle courses
By colonel Ford on Oct. 9th, 2011 05:01AM
Ill give you some. But first, tell me what you can make, eg, cars, wheels.. Then i might PM you.