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By someone on Dec. 29th, 2011 10:18PM
I've been meaning to make a post about the Santa update. WHAT YOU ARE READING RIGHT NOW WILL BE THAT POST.
If you didn't notice, Santa Claus is now the eighth playable character in Happy Wheels. He's the first character to consist of 3 people. He also has no wheels. That's ok, I made this game and I will do whatever the hell I want! Understand? The next couple characters will probably be a bit simpler.
At this pace, all 25 slots will be filled in only 4 years! I hope flash still exists by then. I will try to go faster I guess.
I am still up in the air about what the I'd like to keep doing. The month of December was absurdly amazing in terms of traffic. Thanks to some very popular youtube channels, traffic has tripled from the previous high. Also, thanks very much to Adura, we've made some great backend optimizations, and the site can actually handle the traffic. All of that seems to clearly be telling me to continue working on the flash version of the game. I'll most likely end up dividing my time between this and continuing to learn c++/opengl (I think I've rambled on about this before, but got sidelined by Santa). I've got so many stupid, smaller, simpler ideas for other games I'd like to make. In any case, thanks so much to everyone for playing Happy Wheels this past year and allowing me to continue doing what I think I'm supposed to be doing.
By the way, 1.52 was just a few Santa bug fixes as well as error handling stuff Jason did that should eliminate blue loading screens.
The next thing I do in the game might be a simple drawing tool, or zombies that attack your character. The next thing I will do in real life is plan my dinner.
Happy New year in a few days.
By MYMOM234 on Dec. 30th, 2011 5:40PM
oh ok. I didnt know i was a zoophile...
By ACHIEVERjunior on Dec. 30th, 2011 5:53PM
I look3d up that,th3r3 was lots of historic pictur3s of an old man sodomizing a goat and a man having int3rcours3 with a horse and a woman having oral s3x with a d33r,and a swan biting a woman's nippl3s...WTF
By Imaclonenow on Dec. 30th, 2011 5:55PM
A drawing tool will be awesome, it'll increase the quality of the maps by a LOT, but expect a lot of people drawing dicks and all that kind of stuff.
By mooman2303 on Dec. 30th, 2011 6:28PM
I was in hell for the next guy :-D
By theshywillraindeath on Dec. 30th, 2011 6:39PM
Hiii! So, uh, nice job with everything, aaand, happy New Year! 2012!!! WOO!! 2 days 'till my birthday! WOOO! (Jan. 2nd)
By CybeR23 on Dec. 30th, 2011 7:03PM
THANKS dude for the update. Im glad its going good. I will try to stay with this game forever.
By Jo3Kickass on Dec. 30th, 2011 7:08PM
I think water would be a great tool. There are a few flash games out there with simple water physics (such as that one on kongregate where you puke a lot).
This could add a bit of excitement to the rollercoaster levels, or like falling down a chasm with a water chamber between glass halfway down.
I like the simple drawing idea a lot, this game would be infinitely more popular if level creation was as easy as free rider, because you have so much more diversity.
By basher on Dec. 30th, 2011 7:56PM
wow its bin a wail since the last update and do the zombie one next please!!!!! =D
By colonel Ford on Dec. 30th, 2011 8:02PM
Awsome! also, does anyone here know how Jim made walking characters?
By edstina on Dec. 30th, 2011 8:30PM
love the idea of zombies and can make a justin bieber that attacks to and also a dog that attacks and u can use a tennis ball to distracted it also jb will be distrated by dildos. to add to zombie update plz ps. u aswome happy wheels needs work take your time :-).
By baddragon360 on Dec. 30th, 2011 8:53PM
theres another problem i keep getting!when i make a level it wont save it for some reason! i end up losing all my progress!please try and figure it out!
By Oblivion149 on Dec. 30th, 2011 9:03PM
Jim please, when will the forums be back up?
By sfogle54 on Dec. 30th, 2011 9:51PM
17 more characters within the next 4 years?! AWESOMENESS!
By ionmaster130 on Dec. 30th, 2011 10:01PM
wewtXD i like how we are using this as a forum.......
By MYMOM234 on Dec. 30th, 2011 10:18PM
Yeah it will be better when the real forum is up.
Oh yeah, what happened to achieverjunior posting all kinds of 60's spiderman pics?
By timothybarnes on Dec. 30th, 2011 10:39PM
GET A DOG THAT MOVES WITH A GUY THATS HAS A BUS
By MYMOM234 on Dec. 30th, 2011 10:46PM
LEARN WHAT A CAPS LOCK iS YOU N00B
By ionmaster130 on Dec. 30th, 2011 10:52PM
By MYMOM234 on Dec. 30th, 2011 10:58PM
How do you post an image?
It says something about pasting URLs but i dont understand.
By js284 on Dec. 30th, 2011 11:28PM
jim because you are awsome and happy wheels is the best flash game of all time maybe you could thing of a multiplayer element such as versing people on maps like who can get to the finish first that would be kind of awsome =)
By Udie on Dec. 30th, 2011 11:47PM
Because I'm a nice guy, I'll teach you all how to post images.
Get an image URL.
Easier said, then done.
[b]An image URL is anything that ends with .png, .jpg, .gif, so on and so on.[/b]
I'll use this, for example.
[i]note - it doesn't have to be from photobucket; it's just what I prefer.[/i]
Hit the 'Insert Image' button.
Be sure you have your [b]Image URL[/b] ready to be pasted into the box.
By MYMOM234 on Dec. 30th, 2011 11:53PM
Thanks udie and ionmaster for picture help.
Here is a pic for you both
By ionmaster130 on Dec. 30th, 2011 11:54PM
thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *whispering*im not sharing
By MYMOM234 on Dec. 31st, 2011 12:14AM
Oh sorry its so big... im new at pics, as you know. more cookies for you i guess.
By alexrocks on Dec. 31st, 2011 12:18AM
Sigh, So many unknown people on here these days. I remember in 2009 when i first joined, Happy Wheels consisted of like a couple hundred people. We all knew each other. But now probally close to 200 people join each day so no one knows each other anymore.:/ lol
By colonel Ford on Dec. 31st, 2011 12:26AM
2000 to be precise. yea I have noticed a big difference though.
By MIDNITEMIKE on Dec. 31st, 2011 12:59AM
Yesss! There Might be Zombies?! Wooo Thanks for everything, Jim!
By MYMOM234 on Dec. 31st, 2011 01:04AM
You sayin you dont know me?
Well, now you do. Write it down or something.
Also, create a holiday about it.
By DevilGang69 on Dec. 31st, 2011 01:19AM
ikr @ alexrocks, remember me, its me devilshyt, doolie (Wigger) please.
By max kittredge on Dec. 31st, 2011 01:24AM
do a train or jet jim
By Whoopsht on Dec. 31st, 2011 01:30AM
^ there are jets, limpdick rick.
Thanks jim and jason. You're the shit
By crap crap on Dec. 31st, 2011 02:38AM
you should make superman or other hereos......ppl like them i think u, u should make them :)
By D J A Y on Dec. 31st, 2011 03:22AM
...hey how do i make smileys...i did it once,but accidently..
And how do i always get my pics shown...i always get the small red cross
By ACHIEVERjunior on Dec. 31st, 2011 03:58AM
I can't post imag3s any mor3 sinc3 all my e's ar3 b3ing turn3d into a's
By colonel Ford on Dec. 31st, 2011 04:04AM
fucks sake now you two are on. Be prepared for overload comments.
By Finishing Touch on Dec. 31st, 2011 04:35AM
[b]ZOMBIES[/b]!!! COOL I will love it.
By ghassen on Dec. 31st, 2011 05:15AM
waaw !! zombies!! : happy new year to jim and to all
By CRAZYMOAB97 on Dec. 31st, 2011 05:30AM
Jim Bonacci, if you ever read this comment then I want you to know that you have created the best game EVER on computers. You should get paid quite a lot Jim, should be amillionaire. You deserve it :]
By aizen101101 on Dec. 31st, 2011 05:43AM
dude like i wanted to see if u were gonna make a motorclycle man i always never see motorclycle men or women so if u are gonna make a motorcycle dude or girl make it good! =D
By ACHIEVERjunior on Dec. 31st, 2011 05:45AM
Hav3 you 3v3n s33n mop3d coupl3?
By lolmariolol on Dec. 31st, 2011 06:10AM
everyone happy new year and jim:
update more explosives please.
By rusty2033 on Dec. 31st, 2011 06:40AM
i know is a bitch
By TheEpicCreator on Dec. 31st, 2011 06:49AM
=/ Inspiration from my game?
By henzu888 on Dec. 31st, 2011 07:16AM
COOL! With characters actually attacking you.......ZOMBIE SURVIVAL levels!!!
By tjdaroya on Dec. 31st, 2011 07:42AM
Popular channels. Nova!