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By someone on Feb. 8th, 2012 4:39PM

Hello, Jason Here. A few new things have been added to Happy Wheels version 1.60.

First off, new blood types have been added to the game. There are 3, each is increasingly harder on your computer's processor: particles drawn as lines, a liquid effect, and a liquid effect with a bevel and a blend mode applied. Before you go crying into your juicebox because it slows down your computer or you don't like it, you can go to options menu and set the "blood setting" to 1, the old blood type. Also, Jim is still working on how the new blood will look, so it's subject to change.

While you're in the settings, you might also notice we've added the ability to customize your controls. You have to map each key individually, but those changes will be saved (unless you switch to a different computer). If you screw up your keys, press the "restore defaults" button undo your awful mistakes.

In the editor, we've added the ability to change your level's background color. Go to the level options menu and you'll see a color selector. The color change will be seen only when you test or play your level.

When saving your level, you may notice a link to the "level rules" page. This explains the current set of rules you must follow if you do not want your level to be deleted. These rules have already been in place, but we're formally stating them. They exist simply to keep out bad or offensive levels. If you want to remind people at the finish of your level to "remember to rate," or ask them "please rate," that is alright.

And finally, a color selector bug was fixed and a trident was added to the blade weapons. You know, for fun.
By Skatetro100 on Feb. 8th, 2012 11:48AM

New blood looks kinda weird. Looks weird when getting hit by an arrow and gallons of blood pour out.
By cammi33 on Feb. 8th, 2012 11:50AM

I dont like the new bloood so i changed it also play me newest level please its called jetpack flight!fix
By Cghygyy on Feb. 8th, 2012 11:51AM

Yeah it seems too corny
By L E G E N D on Feb. 8th, 2012 11:52AM

Awesome, man! :)
By bramtrol on Feb. 8th, 2012 11:54AM

3 post already. That would make me the fourth post!! woohoo! I succeeded life! Honestly, I dont really like the blood thing. I prefer the old blood.
By aadje1999 on Feb. 8th, 2012 11:54AM

hey the new blood sucks dude... you cant see the body anymore..
By Cghygyy on Feb. 8th, 2012 11:54AM

It would be cool to have tripwire in the game, eg: Slices you wherever it touches, Further Eg: cuts off segway guys feet if his feet touch it
By SkyFalcon on Feb. 8th, 2012 11:54AM

Cool update! The blood is really cool!
By ryantje yo on Feb. 8th, 2012 11:54AM

good update jim!
By boredinschool on Feb. 8th, 2012 11:56AM

Thank you jim for the new background options and blood!!!
By The Art Warrior on Feb. 8th, 2012 11:57AM

I 11th who leaved a comment
By D J A Y on Feb. 8th, 2012 11:58AM

Jim you meanie:( you dont read my messages!
By norbi10 on Feb. 8th, 2012 12:00PM

As I already said : Best update since Poly Tool.
By ACHIEVERjunior on Feb. 8th, 2012 12:07PM

Cool story Jason
By zecdusan on Feb. 8th, 2012 12:12PM

Ah... The blood !! The thing i like most about this game... I like new blood update !!! And for best blood option, you dont need speed and fast computer, only good adobe flash player. My computer is shitty, but i set best blood option and it doesnt lagg at all !!! Ang if you guys dont like new blood update, its because u are not uset to it. Couple of days pass, and you will act like its nothing spetial.
By CrrpgLover on Feb. 8th, 2012 12:13PM

Sounds cool, nice work!
By dragon8u on Feb. 8th, 2012 12:23PM

Jim and JASON
By lolcrackor345 on Feb. 8th, 2012 12:27PM

I made first pge yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By cammi33 on Feb. 8th, 2012 12:27PM

Jason wrote this not jim guys notice jason to
By tobeastforyou on Feb. 8th, 2012 12:29PM

Cool Update :P My comp can handle the new blood
By lolcrackor345 on Feb. 8th, 2012 12:29PM

i got 18th and 19th post double yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyay also jason plz ask jim when the next character is coming plz plz please?????????????
By cammi33 on Feb. 8th, 2012 12:31PM

Hello again i got 2nd and 16 post, would anybody like to join my group if so message me
By chaos1630 on Feb. 8th, 2012 12:33PM

cool idea only the new blood is a liltle to bloody........ but its awsome
By Dragon fly 111 on Feb. 8th, 2012 12:40PM

Love it keep up the good work :D
By colpiu on Feb. 8th, 2012 12:42PM

the... blood... effect... IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By 700eror on Feb. 8th, 2012 12:54PM

yes i guess it is
By jongen on Feb. 8th, 2012 1:00PM

i LOVE the trident !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By theshywillraindeath on Feb. 8th, 2012 1:03PM

The new blood is kewl, but I like the #2 blood, It reminds me of the blood in that other game I used to play long, long ago... Can't think of the name of it :S. But anyway, nice update! Thanks Jim & Jason (AKA J&J)!
By MightyFool on Feb. 8th, 2012 1:04PM

I don't like the new blood, it takes away all the 'realism' When hit by a arrow no gallons of blood spurt out..
By Emo Wheels on Feb. 8th, 2012 1:12PM

Awesome!!
By PredatorX1HP on Feb. 8th, 2012 1:19PM

Please remove new blood its teribble , and you cant see character or body parts cuz that blood.
By NINJAMATOR on Feb. 8th, 2012 1:20PM

oooooooo i dont like the new blood GET OVER IT you can change it if you even bothered to read the news feed you idiots you can change it so quit your crying and grow up.
By godzilla20 on Feb. 8th, 2012 1:24PM

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By Jim Bonacci on Feb. 8th, 2012 1:27PM

I will tone down the blood. But if it's running at full speed for you and you still think it looks worse than the original blood, I think you are semi-retarded
By cammi33 on Feb. 8th, 2012 1:28PM

Wow hello jim play my levels please?
By theshywillraindeath on Feb. 8th, 2012 1:46PM

No he won't because your levels suck?
By CaptainJackAss on Feb. 8th, 2012 1:46PM

Awesome, gonna play with that trident right now. AWWW YEEEEEEE!
By happywheelsfan on Feb. 8th, 2012 1:54PM

like frank west would say: FAN-TASTIC!
By HomoSapien on Feb. 8th, 2012 2:01PM

Thanks, i'm forward to the new blood.
By Happy Go Wheels on Feb. 8th, 2012 2:07PM

The new bloods look awesome! I like 3 & 4 the best. =D
By Artist Smeargle on Feb. 8th, 2012 2:15PM

As nice as the new blood is, it seems to have essentially broke, on [my] Google Chrome that is. On Internet Explorer (Blegh.) it works perfectly fine. Hmm. I hope this may be fixed, but I can live with Internet Explorer, for Happy Wheels! - Artist Smeargle
By D J A Y on Feb. 8th, 2012 2:22PM

Wait i wasnt paying attention on the last post is happyfaller23 for part of the dark side who wants me to remake my noobie traps level
By cammi33 on Feb. 8th, 2012 2:23PM

theshywillraindeath my levels dont suck but judge them for yourself
By san jose 408 on Feb. 8th, 2012 2:39PM

DUDE WTF I USE TO LIKE PLAYIN THIS SHIT NOW ITS GOT WACK ASS BLOOD EFFECT AND ITS SLOWS MY COMPUTER DOWN WTF!!!!!SHIT WACK NOW!!!!!!!
By MotorMII on Feb. 8th, 2012 2:44PM

blood should become collidable so it doesn't go straight through objects
By domandas on Feb. 8th, 2012 3:08PM

can you make more new things? please
By rambo64868 on Feb. 8th, 2012 3:11PM

THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!! <3
By murphyman on Feb. 8th, 2012 3:18PM

cool thanks for making HW better
By HPIronman on Feb. 8th, 2012 3:24PM

It's awesome, man!
By Emirsonn the Ripper on Feb. 8th, 2012 3:27PM

PLZ READ JIM SHOULD MAKE A SETTING FOR CHARACTERS FOR HOW EASY IS IT TO PULL OUT A SWORD OR SOMETHING FROM ITS CHEST BECAUSE IT HELPS WITH GAMES LIKE SWORD FIGHT N STUFF
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