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Ok, I just updated the blood again a couple hours ago.

It's more toned down, and I think it looks splendid. If you didn't like how it looked before, give it another shot. If you didn't like it before because your computer is old and it ran like shit, well it's still going to run like shit.

Once again:

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE NEW BLOOD, CHANGE IT BACK IN THE OPTIONS MENU.

If you don't like something, feel free to let me know in a less than shitty manner, and I will continue to update the game in a jovial mood.

Jason's more detailed update post is below.
By LordConure on Feb. 14th, 2012 11:09AM

I sent them an e-mail the other day about a toilet bug. Did they get it? I didn't get a reply, so i guess not. Its fine though, i know they're busy.
By poepjesvreter on Feb. 14th, 2012 11:10AM

MAKE A MULTIPLAYER MODE WHERE YOU CAN PLAY WITH FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By CherryPie on Feb. 14th, 2012 11:12AM

:D Love it!!
By D J A Y on Feb. 14th, 2012 11:15AM

luigi is pro please ask y they wont reply to me and also that i have problems(with the game)
By Luigi Is pro on Feb. 14th, 2012 12:09PM

Call me luigi, and just ask jason what the problem is. Just put it on the messages "Bug problem" maybe he'll reply to that. Well back to work.
By happyalan on Feb. 14th, 2012 1:38PM

put new characters :yaoming
By MetallicDoom15 on Feb. 14th, 2012 1:57PM

hi luigi
By D J A Y on Feb. 14th, 2012 2:08PM

Okay luigi...how you doing... You guys wanna know something messed up my docters name is Doctor skinner!...no lie!
By XxKRaZyKaToxX on Feb. 14th, 2012 2:17PM

Hey everyone look at my map called Suck my dick!!!! by XxKRaZyKaToxX.
By D J A Y on Feb. 14th, 2012 2:25PM

...and when i broke my arm after the six week of wearing a cast he pulled some metal rod thing,for my arm to grow back straight...anyway he pulled the metal rod thing out through my elbow!
By MetallicDoom15 on Feb. 14th, 2012 2:42PM

awesome
By ACHIEVERjunior on Feb. 14th, 2012 3:03PM

I think I've just been sick
By dw49334 on Feb. 14th, 2012 3:14PM

i as dw49334 should have sound music in the back ground
By blueeagle120 on Feb. 14th, 2012 3:34PM

i have an idea for a new character. how about a roman. he could have a chariot as a vehicle. It's just an idea. or maybe a headless rider riding a horse again it's just an idea
By MYMOM234 on Feb. 14th, 2012 3:45PM

NO^ Dont give character suggestions^ Maybe Jason could put the poll back up. The question would be, "Who should be mod?" and the options would be mymom234, luigi is pro, both or niether. Of course both would win, obviously.
By Hot dude12 on Feb. 14th, 2012 4:49PM

I hope jim makes another obst. course level but more funner than the recent one. Like some competiton in it.
By david511 on Feb. 14th, 2012 5:35PM

the third one is awesome it looks like water not like the old shitty red dotty things
By MetallicDoom15 on Feb. 14th, 2012 5:42PM

[quote]I hope jim makes another obst. course level but more funner than the recent one. Like some competiton in it. [/quote] you know you can make your own, he doent have time to make levels.
By Luigi Is pro on Feb. 14th, 2012 5:42PM

Im doing good, and how are you guys doing? Hmm.. Well time to work on my level.
By mr MOBSTAs 2nd on Feb. 14th, 2012 5:46PM

dangit jim my computer cant play happy wheels cuz of new update ill try to get it to work thx alot
By ACHIEVERjunior on Feb. 14th, 2012 6:01PM

Use the old blood you fucktard
By MYMOM234 on Feb. 14th, 2012 6:23PM

ima good luigi working on a retarded evevator. It wont work.
By williamdowning on Feb. 14th, 2012 6:57PM

say i have bad news ive recorded some serios stuff and local schools won't play this anymore they are bored of the characters you need to add some new ones like the umm...GO CART RACER!!!!!! AND OOH YEA BUS DRIVER (with kids)and fast i mean DO SOMETHING THE STATE of this is bad players are dropping please do something PLLLLLEEEEEAAAASSSSEEE???????????
By MYMOM234 on Feb. 14th, 2012 7:24PM

rage fail^ FInaly finished that retarded elevator. Never aking one of those again. Now ma level is 90% done. YAY!
By The lone wanderer on Feb. 14th, 2012 7:32PM

>be 15 >sit in math class >feel urge to shit >ask teacher to go] >bitch says no >poop leaving my anus >need to think fast >pull out lighter >set carpet on fire >everyone flips out >make my move >run to bathroom >almost there >at the door when i shit >shit leaves my anus with force >i take flight >buildings still on fire >all my friends are dead >feelsbadman >fly around causing fire tornado >tornado burns entire town >tornado goes over lake >picks up all the water >my shit falls from the sky >worldwide shitstorms >tornado goes over mountain >picks up fucking mountain >shit continues to rain >feel so emberassed >rip my own shit filled heart ouy >throw heart into tornado >tornado has earth, wind, water, fire, heart >by your powers combined i am Captain Planet
By CookieMonstir24 on Feb. 14th, 2012 7:56PM

add more people in happy wheels. make a skateboarder or something cool
By MYMOM234 on Feb. 14th, 2012 8:09PM

NOOB^ Stop suggesting! lol @lone wanderer So anyone want to pre-release test my level?
By nicktunes11 on Feb. 14th, 2012 8:45PM

i say....pocket edition for IPOD
By theshywillraindeath on Feb. 14th, 2012 8:55PM

I would like to, MYMOM. And the lone wanderer, that was... that was so beautiful. (crying)
By MYMOM234 on Feb. 14th, 2012 9:08PM

@theshy i will give you the data tommorow
By Luigi Is pro on Feb. 14th, 2012 9:11PM

Oh yea, just ate some Texas RoadHouse im full as fuck at the moment, now to drive back home, get on xat, and then work on my level.
By chuck witha shotgun on Feb. 14th, 2012 9:33PM

You're awesome man, love the blood!!! :)
By colonel Ford on Feb. 14th, 2012 9:42PM

Thanks For the advice, Mymom234. And Im having to agree I haven't noticed the mods doing anything at the moment.
By LordConure on Feb. 14th, 2012 9:43PM

@ Mymom234, id like to test it.
By jkoen on Feb. 14th, 2012 10:18PM

make a police with a half naked girl on the back of his car please . i pray that this wish comes true
By Luigi Is pro on Feb. 14th, 2012 10:19PM

Indeed, MYMOM234, and I would make excellent mods, and since the current mods aren't doing anything it wouldn't be so bad if 2 more people become moderators.
By Mc Ginger Boy 1908 on Feb. 14th, 2012 10:35PM

I have a new idea for a character. Its a woman jogger pushing a baby or a baby in a seat. I think making this is character will be just as fun playing with the daddy bicyclist and the baby on the back. I enjoy seeing myself FAIL when playing with the daddy character and thought about what it would be like to play with a jogging woman pushing a baby. I think other than myself others would like this new character and would make more videos on youtube about it. I think making this character would bring something new other than levels to the game. And I also really would like to see this ... Thanks for your time..
By colonel Ford on Feb. 14th, 2012 10:41PM

I for one supports Luigi and Mymom to be moderators.
By D J A Y on Feb. 14th, 2012 10:58PM

...what about you^...to be mod
By Luigi Is pro on Feb. 14th, 2012 11:00PM

Hmm.. Well Jason replied "why I want to be mod" but it's been one day already and he hasn't replied maybe he's just busy who knows.
By GrapesAndMilk on Feb. 14th, 2012 11:03PM

Did anyone notice that the blood is black on setting 4?
By LordConure on Feb. 14th, 2012 11:14PM

After a day of hard work and detailing, Medievel Mayhem II is finished. Give it a try, and tell me what you think.
By Ace Master on Feb. 14th, 2012 11:55PM

I want a skateboard boy as a character >_>
By colonel Ford on Feb. 15th, 2012 12:29AM

Maybe he's thinking about it. How did you reply to him? Did you use twitter? He would normally reply on there.
By Bert on Feb. 15th, 2012 12:55AM

@Ace Master Seriously, shut up! Jim said he will [b]NEVER[/b] add a crappy skateboard character, the balance won't be right, his legs break to easy, and Jim said it'd need an animation of the kid pushing his leg which would 'be closer to the screen' which can't happen in the game. Stop begging with stupid, repetitive suggestions. Oh, and wouldn't I make a good mod? Haha, I've been here longer than just about everyone else, and I do moderate this site a lot.
By coolycall on Feb. 15th, 2012 03:16AM

cool cool cool! new blood how you do it terms of use or sumthing like that.[b][/b][i][/i][u][/u][code][/code][quote][/quote][LIST] [*] [/LIST][img]blood[/img]
By Gamerpror on Feb. 15th, 2012 04:50AM

How the fuck can i play this game on school, when i click a level everything just closes and goes back to the main menu THE FUCK :(!!!!1111oneoneoneoen
By ViolencIsNotTehWay on Feb. 15th, 2012 04:51AM

Make Happy Wheels Uber fast and decrease the amount of lag.
By ACHIEVERjunior on Feb. 15th, 2012 05:25AM

^get a better computer
By chuck witha shotgun on Feb. 15th, 2012 06:15AM

You're awesome man, love the blood!!! :)
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