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extra squirts
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Ok, I just updated the blood again a couple hours ago.

It's more toned down, and I think it looks splendid. If you didn't like how it looked before, give it another shot. If you didn't like it before because your computer is old and it ran like shit, well it's still going to run like shit.

Once again:

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE NEW BLOOD, CHANGE IT BACK IN THE OPTIONS MENU.

If you don't like something, feel free to let me know in a less than shitty manner, and I will continue to update the game in a jovial mood.

Jason's more detailed update post is below.
By nelly1234567 on Feb. 11th, 2012 9:04PM

hey jim you should make the eraser tool that way we can make stuff like windos or something
By colonel Ford on Feb. 11th, 2012 9:20PM

S P A R T A.. You are a Spartan.. BANISH AND KILL THEM ALL! .. But seriously, the 3% of the Site (good people) just have to agree.
By MYMOM234 on Feb. 11th, 2012 9:27PM

This^ @happyfaller23 The level name will be "Secret Facility". No quotes. I will make a huge deal about it when i release it later this week. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY! NORMAL PEOPLE ARE BACK! Oh yeah beerparty, earn another 60 achievement points on the wiki, and get your 1st place spot back.
By Luigi Is pro on Feb. 11th, 2012 9:30PM

Very true colonel ford.
By silversolja on Feb. 11th, 2012 10:01PM

jim you really need to make a new game like happy wheelz please
By byro59 on Feb. 11th, 2012 10:33PM

cool
By DYLAN THE VILLAN Aza on Feb. 11th, 2012 10:34PM

I LOVE the blood!!!!!!It looks very realistic!!!!!SO MUCH BLOOD POPPING OUT OF NOWHERE LIKE FIRE WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
By Luigi Is pro on Feb. 11th, 2012 10:39PM

Cryptopsy's finest work, the only music video from the "Once Was Not" album. It was so fucking epic I shed a tear. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmFLcAraMi0[/url] The Pestilence That Walketh The Darkness, and you get to see him ingest live worms, what's better than that? Hail Lord Worm!!!!
By MYMOM234 on Feb. 11th, 2012 11:52PM

wut^ I do not understand
By tvscope on Feb. 12th, 2012 12:00AM

The blood stinks
By Adrian383 on Feb. 12th, 2012 12:25AM

I felt that the extra blood took away from your original gore. You couldn't even see all the little detailed giblets. Having the option is perfect thanks.
By MetallicDoom15 on Feb. 12th, 2012 12:28AM

then change it back, on another note tell me what blood setting everyone uses, go.
By Flash Fighter 3000 on Feb. 12th, 2012 01:03AM

Achiever y u no troll?
By colonel Ford on Feb. 12th, 2012 01:24AM

Tvscope, blood can't 'stink' or 'smell' especially when its inside a game which isn't real. Or you just have super smelling powers. I am proud to present My new next levels, which are quite basic but of course, have alot of effort put in. Well the first one is a unicycle level, which requires the skill of (alot) of balance. Your on a tight rope, which does not collide with characters. There are spikes on the first challenge and mines on the second ect.. There are of course a safe zone which is solid ground with no hazards... It would probably be released 2 in about 2 days. Second level is a hotair balloon level. You ride a hot air balloon and shoot other hot air balloons with other hotair balloon riders. Pretty basic at the start until near the end where it gets hard.. Thats my schedule for the game at the moment. @Flashfight 3000- because trolling is old, lame and boring.
By TrCy4m on Feb. 12th, 2012 02:20AM

╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮ lol
By Tipon4ik on Feb. 12th, 2012 03:16AM

Add better new characters
By jongen on Feb. 12th, 2012 04:47AM

c,mon man hes doing great things and YOU say that he must make BETTER characters...
By colonel Ford on Feb. 12th, 2012 04:55AM

Lol, fucking Joker..
By Aaron Steve on Feb. 12th, 2012 05:13AM

hello guys i have been lazy for a while so i just wanted to make a new account i am crazycamkicker and i wanted to make a new account to get a new clean sheet so no more shitty levels i hope the IO error is gone because it doesn't let me save obstcale courses so my new name i'll just be playing level
By the killer1112 on Feb. 12th, 2012 05:16AM

its cool
By ACHIEVERjunior on Feb. 12th, 2012 06:37AM

CAN'T TROLL NOW! TOO MANY NOOBS!
By nelsolla on Feb. 12th, 2012 06:43AM

Put a fullscreen mode!!
By Olik on Feb. 12th, 2012 08:14AM

people please help i cant share my levels so that i can see theyre in browser games :( please help how i can do that.
By throwJB on Feb. 12th, 2012 09:09AM

I like the new blood but can you get about 5 more charaters plz
By ACHIEVERjunior on Feb. 12th, 2012 09:25AM

Yea sure! I'll just pull 5 brand new fucking characters out my ass shall I? Would you like some fire with that? ya prick!
By narto0987654321 on Feb. 12th, 2012 09:48AM

hey will u make a charotor tht is new
By MYMOM234 on Feb. 12th, 2012 09:57AM

5 yr old^
By Luigi Is pro on Feb. 12th, 2012 10:07AM

Trolling's not fun on this site due to the fact of how many noobs show up every single day. Also yea achiever your right, people are so fucking ungrateful about what they have, it's like an old saying: Once you give a mouse a cookie he wants more. To be honest jim should just close the last 2 rows of character slots so we can only have 10 characters instead of 20, that'd be the best solution to stop the begging.
By norbi10 on Feb. 12th, 2012 10:40AM

Character begging? Again? I thought that problem was solved...
By D J A Y on Feb. 12th, 2012 10:52AM

damn noobs...go be noobing to yo mamas im back!
By S P A R T A on Feb. 12th, 2012 11:04AM

@colonel Ford We are the 3%.... Occupy TJF...
By ryrykidd on Feb. 12th, 2012 11:06AM

love the blood
By D J A Y on Feb. 12th, 2012 11:11AM

...fuck no it aint working...ive failed
By Luigi Is pro on Feb. 12th, 2012 11:32AM

Today, im problably going to work a lot on the prince of persia level. Got to make some traps, got to add a mech that is hard as fuck to make, and among some other things. So how's everyone doing today?
By D J A Y on Feb. 12th, 2012 11:35AM

...@luigi is pro we are fine...have you thought about becoming a Mod? But i guess that add more pressure to you!
By MYMOM234 on Feb. 12th, 2012 11:41AM

LOL @sparta We are the 3% of non-noobs. @DJAY welcome back @Luigiispro Ima good.
By Luigi Is pro on Feb. 12th, 2012 11:45AM

Becoming mod wouldn't be bad, but I wouldn't be like mystic getting all that power to my head. All I need is a reccomendation to be a mod and I meet all of jim's reccomendations that he needed to be a mod.
By noon alp8y on Feb. 12th, 2012 11:54AM

its not really cool but its okay
By D J A Y on Feb. 12th, 2012 12:10PM

...whitney houston died! R.I.P @luigi...mystic took the power to his head?...i never noticed
By Luigi Is pro on Feb. 12th, 2012 12:32PM

Yea in the Happy Wheels xat chat he started getting pissed off about the noobs and how trotter, alex (devilshyt) and son (ivanskaterxd5) were making him mad, (i don't know why I wasn't there) so he started cussing everyone out. (Just to let you know he was an owner and a mod in TJF at the moment). So when trotter and the other people knew mystic was raging or whatever (don't know the word for it). They fucked with the Happy Wheels wiki page but mystic could easily fix it. So mystic changed the xat chat password and banned them from TJF but later on he felt bad about banning them so he gave them their accounts back. (But there passwords are all fucked up with randomized numbers) Luckily Petur Darri got the xat chat back and restored the chat and etc, and mystic hasn't shown his face in TJF ever since that day. So that's the whole story there's a pastebin story about it also. But if I was mod It'd be pretty cool and I'll listen to people's trouble etc, or any conflict that they'll have.
By funstuffguy on Feb. 12th, 2012 12:33PM

hey jim can you make a baby carige person
By D J A Y on Feb. 12th, 2012 12:41PM

@luigi if you were a mod i bet you can help achiever,mymom and I with the damn inbox message bug...unlike jim who wont even reply!
By Luigi Is pro on Feb. 12th, 2012 12:49PM

Yea, I wouldn't mind helping you guys out with that situation, if only Jim/Jason can make me mod. But, how are we going to do that?
By Drammoth on Feb. 12th, 2012 12:50PM

Nice job, Jim. I figured there should be a report level button including reason and all. Also, are you that busy now with the new rules?
By ACHIEVERjunior on Feb. 12th, 2012 12:55PM

I vote Luigi Is pro for mod!
By danocto on Feb. 12th, 2012 12:57PM

Can you fix the girl on the bike please , because when I press c and play her she spazes out and is all over the place
By melilover101 on Feb. 12th, 2012 12:57PM

you should make the blood go on the floor instead of making it fly off the screen i think that would be kool and keep up the good work jim P.S CAN YOU MAKE NEW CHARACTERS PLEASE THANX :D
By Luigi Is pro on Feb. 12th, 2012 1:02PM

Thanks achiever, but what I was thinking is that we need to figure out a method on how I can reach out to Jim and or Jason so our message can be sent to them.
By BF3 Player on Feb. 12th, 2012 1:12PM

BUILD A NEW CHARACTER!!!
By MetallicDoom15 on Feb. 12th, 2012 1:36PM

why do you need to message them luigi is pro?
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