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Ok, I just updated the blood again a couple hours ago.

It's more toned down, and I think it looks splendid. If you didn't like how it looked before, give it another shot. If you didn't like it before because your computer is old and it ran like shit, well it's still going to run like shit.

Once again:

IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE NEW BLOOD, CHANGE IT BACK IN THE OPTIONS MENU.

If you don't like something, feel free to let me know in a less than shitty manner, and I will continue to update the game in a jovial mood.

Jason's more detailed update post is below.
By Sturmgewehrz on Feb. 13th, 2012 5:45PM

Ever since this new update I can't play any maps. It just takes me to the start menu and freezes.
By Luigi Is pro on Feb. 13th, 2012 5:59PM

Alright, I will message Jason about becoming a moderator or to see if there is a chance to become one. Also how is everyone doing?
By ACHIEVERjunior on Feb. 13th, 2012 6:00PM

Hello. I am cleverbot.
By MYMOM234 on Feb. 13th, 2012 6:17PM

^i was on cleverbot. I am not allowed to squeeze its tits. (i asked)^ Look at the home screen. It is sad how retarded people can be. Youd think they would read the post that they are commenting on. Could i be a mod, i wonder? I need some supporters first. SO SUPPORT ME YOUNG CHILDREN. MYMOM234 FOR MODERATOR!
By deathaus15 on Feb. 13th, 2012 6:26PM

hey totally irrelevant but u should add a skater character to the game :)
By Luigi Is pro on Feb. 13th, 2012 6:28PM

No, if you want to have that "character" that you just suggested make it into an NPC in the Level Editor.
By Extreme Machines on Feb. 13th, 2012 6:46PM

I FUCKING HATE WHEN YOU SELECT 'FORCE CHARACTER' IT FORCES THE [i]WRONG[/i]FUCKING CHARACTER! WHAT THE HELL!!
By MYMOM234 on Feb. 13th, 2012 7:20PM

spammer^
By Luigi Is pro on Feb. 13th, 2012 7:37PM

Indeed, no point of posting something if your not gonna say anything but spam.
By Diego22525 on Feb. 13th, 2012 7:49PM

i like it
By theshywillraindeath on Feb. 13th, 2012 7:51PM

I vote Luigi Is Pro instead of MYMOM234. I think he would be better. No offence MYMOM234. I still doubt that either of you will become mods, though. Now GO PROVE ME WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!if you are reading this you suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By GDOG4448 on Feb. 13th, 2012 8:01PM

great update
By Luigi Is pro on Feb. 13th, 2012 8:02PM

God damn it shywillrain, I read the bottom part but thank you. I already sended Jason the message, I don't want to be a pest to him, but I just want him to read what I put on there.
By MetallicDoom15 on Feb. 13th, 2012 8:18PM

i would love to be a mod to, been wish for awhile. good luck if you do become one, i think you will be a great mod giving the chance. i think i would to. i visit the site a lot every day. hope Jason reply's to your message. :)
By Luigi Is pro on Feb. 13th, 2012 8:24PM

Yea, let's hope so :p. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmFLcAraMi0&feature=related[/url] If you don't know the lyrics to the amazing song (since there using gutterals) here they are. Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror by night For the arrow that flieth by day For the pestilence that walketh in darkness For the destruction that wasteth at noonday A thousand shall fall at thy side, and ten thousand At thy right hand: but it shall not come nigh thee Only with thine eyes shalt thou behold And see the reward of the wicked One last } Perfect night of life on earth } I saw a pestilence descend on wings } Plague black }x2 As it rode the ancient star wind } There are } Things more horrible than death } Than death Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror by night For the arrow that flieth by day For the pestilence that walketh in darkness For the destruction that wasteth at noonday A thousand shall fall at thy side, and ten thousand At thy right hand: but it shall not come nigh thee Only with thine eyes shalt thou behold And see the reward of the wicked It's a great song on my opinion. Technical Death Metal all day. And thank you MetallicDoom15, for the courage.
By MetallicDoom15 on Feb. 13th, 2012 8:32PM

you are welcome.
By Luigi Is pro on Feb. 13th, 2012 8:33PM

So did you guys like the song?
By MetallicDoom15 on Feb. 13th, 2012 8:34PM

ya i did. have anyone heard of overgrowth by wolfire games,[url]http://www.wolfire.com/[/url]
By Luigi Is pro on Feb. 13th, 2012 8:35PM

Hey, let's chat in [url]www.xat.com/happywheels[/url]
By MetallicDoom15 on Feb. 13th, 2012 8:37PM

post it again the server not found
By Luigi Is pro on Feb. 13th, 2012 8:38PM

[url]http://xat.com/happywheels[/url] Ok, there we go.
By yahoofuk on Feb. 13th, 2012 9:04PM

Like it but when is the world gonna end real or fake 12/21/12
By LordConure on Feb. 13th, 2012 9:10PM

The whole apocalypse thing is bullsh!t, just like y2k, 6-6-06 and 11-11-11. Next thing you know, these simpletons will see that they were wrong, and they will come up with more lies. So, in my opinion, fake.
By Luigi Is pro on Feb. 13th, 2012 9:14PM

I completely agree, it's all a bunch of bullshit that people make up so other people can be more scared once that date actually arrives, but if it did happened we'll be fucked.
By LordConure on Feb. 13th, 2012 9:17PM

I'm telling you, its just like that Harold Camping malarkey. " oh teh noes, it didn't happen...Mmmkay no, its happening THIS time instead."
By jerfacetw55 on Feb. 13th, 2012 9:21PM

[u][i][b]I think they should make the blood splatter all over the wall when the appropriate time comes into place as well .[/u].. [/i]LOL[/b]
By LordConure on Feb. 13th, 2012 9:22PM

It would be impossible to calculate that.
By Luigi Is pro on Feb. 13th, 2012 9:24PM

Let Jim/Jason do the work on the updates graphical updates as well, so be patient.
By colonel Ford on Feb. 13th, 2012 9:51PM

Im pretty sure it will take a lot just to make something stick onto the walls.. And Mymom234, you wouldn't be a bad mod. And sorry for misspelling your name. Also wasn't Udie a mod? Were did he go?
By vancarboat on Feb. 13th, 2012 10:29PM

yea
By Luigi Is pro on Feb. 13th, 2012 10:31PM

Yea im sure that Udie is, but I don't see him active on xat or here much, neither as PhysX, and who knows what happened to Mystic.
By slayer87667 on Feb. 13th, 2012 10:35PM

there is just something so beautiful about this game... i don't know if its being torn apart by jet engins or axes being stabbed in your face but this game is just amaizing! its a place where if im angry i can go jump into a spike/wrecking ball pit :D. The community of this game is quite disapointing though, i think you should get rid of the import level option :| but above all that.. keep it up jim :)
By LordConure on Feb. 13th, 2012 10:37PM

They already removed the import level option, if you see that on a level, it is old. The button was removed somewhere in early February.
By Luigi Is pro on Feb. 13th, 2012 11:43PM

Well guys I'll see ya tommorow bye.
By colonel Ford on Feb. 14th, 2012 12:05AM

Cya. Also, slayer87667 im sorry to hear you dislike a majority of the community. Its true but you're lucky their are about 7 or 8 people that are good.
By SirKrimzon on Feb. 14th, 2012 12:27AM

you need blood stains, and when a limb comes off, the blood should start out as a small, thin stream, then get larger as it leaves the body
By guinealover99 on Feb. 14th, 2012 01:53AM

GREAT!!!!!!!!! Now how about guns? like pistol machine gun shotgun bazooka sniper and more PLZ i realy want some guns cause i watch the blood then i play COD and see shooting with shotguns and the face blood REALY WANT GUNS PLEASE! I'm not top BUT PLZ MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By colonel Ford on Feb. 14th, 2012 02:04AM

Man fuck off!
By MetallicDoom15 on Feb. 14th, 2012 02:30AM

nope.AVI
By colonel Ford on Feb. 14th, 2012 02:40AM

I've just realised something.. Im only getting crap views because a majority of you have a completely different time zone.. So I could either release a level at midnight, 3AM or about 5 - 6 AM. Fuck I'll have to wake early.
By charlie12345 on Feb. 14th, 2012 04:36AM

The anti aliasing of the liquid blood is relatively poor, and there is too much on the screen. I suggest blood type two, until further improvement takes place. Although I still thank Jim for the great effort :)
By isaac clark on Feb. 14th, 2012 05:42AM

its good its just a little laggy to old computers its good jim thanks for the now blood M ;)
By MYMOM234 on Feb. 14th, 2012 07:28AM

@Colonel Ford Thats why i would want to be a mod: the current mods are so inactive. I havent seen Psyhx or Udie for who knows how long. But i come on here at least once a day so thats good. And release your level on saturday around 3:00. Just post, and read the time posted.
By theshywillraindeath on Feb. 14th, 2012 07:33AM

Hey, I said I though Luigi would be BETTER than MYMOM, I didn't say MYMOM would be a bad mod.
By superannoyinghulk on Feb. 14th, 2012 08:23AM

hi guys I'm back :) only 1 day till my b-day
By 700eror on Feb. 14th, 2012 09:18AM

my bday is 6 days away!
By ACHIEVERjunior on Feb. 14th, 2012 09:20AM

Hurraaaay
By VLASTE 9090909 on Feb. 14th, 2012 09:43AM

Thanks! I love the now blood!
By D J A Y on Feb. 14th, 2012 10:27AM

Me back jason still didnt replyi have an awesome idea jim should make the clothing on characters be able to be ripped off!:D
By Luigi Is pro on Feb. 14th, 2012 10:31AM

He replied to me and then he asked me why I want to be a mod and I stated out great reasons one of them was due to the fact that there's a lack of mod work being done.
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