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Oh boy
By someone on Mar. 2nd, 2012 6:41PM

Hello, Jason here. So we made a few updates to Happy Wheels. Let me tell you about them using words. Here I go!

We've added new vocals to the Moped Couple and Lawnmower Man. I did the voice of Moped Guy and friends of ours did the vocals for Moped Girl and Lawnmower Man. Screaming as if you're being torn in half is pretty cathartic. I recommend it.

You can now quickly load levels or replays from the main menu by pressing "Load level/replay" and entering a valid URL. To find a URL, browse to that level. In pink you'll see the URL. Copy it and share it with friends and loved ones. Now you won't have to refresh the entire page to view a level someone sends you.

In the editor, you can now adjust the "center cutout" of circles to create donut-like shapes. This is helpful for wheels with spokes. However, this is only a visual change. Cirlce shapes are still solid. That is a requirement of the physics engine.

The force character bug should now be fixed. We are aware of a couple other bugs that we're working on.

Also, you can now chat with other users by clicking here. If the applet is full, you can join the IRC channel #happywheels on irc.rizon.net. A free IRC client can be downloaded at http://code.google.com/p/xchat-wdk/.
By ACHIEVERjunior on Mar. 10th, 2012 05:51AM

Yea bro coam at me noobs!theuy ba poeopin shiz levals outa they momma BITCH NIGGA MUTHER FUCKER
By D J A Y on Mar. 10th, 2012 06:23AM

yeah what ever that means hey jim if you want a cool game i suggest metal gear solid hd collection!im ordering mine end of the month!or get metal gear solid rising when it comes out!
By supersayin100 on Mar. 10th, 2012 06:57AM

we want guns as wepons
By D J A Y on Mar. 10th, 2012 07:03AM

guns are weapons numb nutz!
By anakjalanan on Mar. 10th, 2012 08:38AM

HEY!! TURN THE "OPEN IN EDITOR" OPTION!!!!! PLEASE... IM BEGGING YOU JASON AND JIM!!!
By MYMOM234 on Mar. 10th, 2012 09:25AM

I dont have any time to release my level today. You people will have to wait. *cries* And collision 4 is AWESOME. It helps with a bunch of stuff.
By Artist Smeargle on Mar. 10th, 2012 11:06AM

Yes, I don't randomly place hazards, I have to conserve my shapes. I just be a dick with what hazards I DO use. Bwahaha. (Isn't that how Kaizo Mario Would is?)
By hesofresh456 on Mar. 10th, 2012 3:05PM

I was thinking about aa new character i think it should be a,Grandma on Roller Skates and to jump press spacebar.Hope u make it. Thanks, Hesofresh456
By Artist Smeargle on Mar. 10th, 2012 3:22PM

ಠ_ಠ
By colonel Ford on Mar. 10th, 2012 3:26PM

Yea. As Mymom, I'll be releasing my level next week.
By benxrules on Mar. 10th, 2012 5:31PM

@Luigiispro, collision 4 can make NPC's, complex mechanics and much more. I've made quite a few collision 4 NPC's, that's the only thing I'm good at I'm afraid.
By LOLALEXLOL on Mar. 10th, 2012 6:54PM

Hey how bout a running character, like, with Motorised legs or some ranom shit like that?
By Artist Smeargle on Mar. 10th, 2012 6:58PM

Y U NO UNDERSTAND THAT IT'S HAPPY WHEELS, NOT HAPPY LEGS!? Jesus, I've seen that type of suggestion (Legs, running, walking) millions of times.
By colonel Ford on Mar. 10th, 2012 7:16PM

Yes.
By EPICDREAMER on Mar. 10th, 2012 7:45PM

When can the importing open!?!? :(
By Artist Smeargle on Mar. 10th, 2012 8:08PM

In about... OVER 9000 YEARS. (Goes forward in time 9001 years) ...Kay, never mind, still no importing.
By colonel Ford on Mar. 10th, 2012 11:37PM

Why is it stupid people say this in there level: Rate 5 here, rate 4 here. I thought people were free to vote, not told what to do by some douche bag. And why is it that there are suddenly all there stair/death stair falls in the top rated? I Just can't believe how stupid some people are to play such tedious levels even when there is one in the featured levels.
By Artist Smeargle on Mar. 10th, 2012 11:52PM

I made the point of stair levels earlier. ANYWHO, yeah. Levels that ask for 5 stars, WILL get rated higher. SEE: A Crappy Segway obstacle course (Not the good one that is black and white, the one with the city background and blue shapes.)
By Dayzy on Mar. 11th, 2012 12:32AM

Dear sir above. I was quite surprised to see someone of your maturity on the site for once. It's a [b]wonderful[/b] feeling really. I don't quite understand but your comment above seems to refer to a not-so-great level with a city backdrop and blue shapes. It's almost impossible to know what level your talking about because there are thousands of these shithouse levels your describing. Man I sound kinda lame-ass at the moment for picking up on that, this is irrregular by the way.
By Artist Smeargle on Mar. 11th, 2012 12:36AM

You have a point. I'd just like to say that it was one of those "[blank]/[blank]" courses where two, count it, TWO people made a level, but it still ended up in a garbage bin. (Also, was highest rated - "Today", yesterday for some odd reason.) Either way, I'm glad that I am accepted into the community.
By Dayzy on Mar. 11th, 2012 12:41AM

Ok good, thank you for referencing that. Also at @JerkoffFace (post from page 4 that I didn't respond to for a short eternity) i mentioned fixated only because I would spell it slightly differently, and for some gay reason I didn't do that... I was like WTF brain?!?! for a long time during my ban. Now I understand why I couldn't be unbanned. Thanks for clearing that up.
By colonel Ford on Mar. 11th, 2012 12:42AM

If you closed the email that made up your account, would you account be disabled?
By herowish6 on Mar. 11th, 2012 12:43AM

HEY HOW ABOT YOU MAKE IT SO THAT WHENEVER YOU FALL OFF THE THE STAGE ( WHEN YOU FALL AND CANT BE SEEN) HOW ABOUT WHEN THAT HAPPENS YOU CAN MAKE IT SO THEY SCREAM REALLY LOUD AS THEYRE FALLING singed- THE PERSON WHO SPEAKS FOR THE PEOPLE or hero wish 6
By Dayzy on Mar. 11th, 2012 12:47AM

Ok good, thank you for referencing that. Also at @JerkoffFace (post from page 4 that I didn't respond to for a short eternity) i mentioned fixated only because I would spell it slightly differently, and for some gay reason I didn't do that... I was like WTF brain?!?! for a long time during my ban. Now I understand why I couldn't be unbanned. Thanks for clearing that up.
By colonel Ford on Mar. 11th, 2012 12:55AM

Wow. Never seen a double post in a very long time.
By Luigi Is pro on Mar. 11th, 2012 01:50AM

Indeed neither have I, but one things for sure that I am starting to notice that the mature hw people are are starting to show up.
By colonel Ford on Mar. 11th, 2012 01:56AM

You can notice from the middle of the page up to here.
By Artist Smeargle on Mar. 11th, 2012 03:16AM

As my (latest) Kaizo Training level promises, I'll be working on a more detailed level. Don't expect any new levels from me for a small while. Anywho, I'd best be going to bed soon. Anything you have to tell me, tell me now. :U
By colonel Ford on Mar. 11th, 2012 03:40AM

bed.. Whats the time for you?
By Artist Smeargle on Mar. 11th, 2012 04:02AM

Well, I accidentally stayed up WAAAYYYY too late, 1. because my parents (Younger than 18) were watching a movie 2. I don't keep track of time often. The answer to your question is 4:00 IN THE GODDAWMN MORNING. Darn you Happy Wheels...
By colonel Ford on Mar. 11th, 2012 04:08AM

Lol. I see your time is the same as this websites. Right now, Its 9:08 p.m
By Artist Smeargle on Mar. 11th, 2012 04:16AM

Anywho, time to go to bed. *WHUMP* Zzzzz...
By luukvander on Mar. 11th, 2012 04:17AM

wy not make is able to follow the kid in replay,s it would be cool i always want to follow the kid but when i look at the replay its nut happening
By ACHIEVERjunior on Mar. 11th, 2012 05:10AM

Yea that only works for non noobs
By D J A Y on Mar. 11th, 2012 05:17AM

...the return of me! Yo i was watching "the cc roast of david hasselhoff" on comedy central yeah what was up with pamela andersons boobs one was bigger than the other!? (0__o)
By HappyBlox on Mar. 11th, 2012 08:39AM

there is a typo when u said circle. X3
By D J A Y on Mar. 11th, 2012 08:48AM

WTF man...you need to stop smoking weed read these fast ya digg! I have a very dig bick __________________ I love this this game happy wheels _________________________________ where is everybody man!
By Artist Smeargle on Mar. 11th, 2012 12:51PM

I think the site is either really laggy or my Plug-In died. (The Jim face at the top and Happy Wheels won't load. Not even show up.)
By D J A Y on Mar. 11th, 2012 12:55PM

finally gawd damnit!...nd i had problems too,the game didnt want to load!!!!!!!!!
By Artist Smeargle on Mar. 11th, 2012 12:56PM

It loads on Internet Explorer... ...[b]INTERNET EXPLORER.[/b] See the problem here?
By AWESOMENESS9 on Mar. 11th, 2012 1:22PM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELL NAW
By D J A Y on Mar. 11th, 2012 1:43PM

dnt copy my swag bitch
By Artist Smeargle on Mar. 11th, 2012 2:01PM

Kay, fixed it. I had to close my Chrome window.
By Mitchell 157 on Mar. 11th, 2012 2:37PM

Alsome man thanks cant wait 2 play again
By D J A Y on Mar. 11th, 2012 3:53PM

okay where the fuck are you guys...i see you,dont hide!
By Artist Smeargle on Mar. 11th, 2012 3:55PM

I'm in Candy Land. Sorry.
By Flamingasshole on Mar. 11th, 2012 4:44PM

dont be hating jim
By Duh WINNING on Mar. 11th, 2012 5:01PM

I like the vocals! :)
By leonardohappywhells on Mar. 11th, 2012 5:59PM

jim you to use character and item h Gives me some ideas That I go to my you forward. send it to this email leonardo.wagner.98.@ gmail.com.
By Artist Smeargle on Mar. 11th, 2012 6:04PM

You can't even spell "wheels" and you think he'll take your idea? Also, your main message butchered the English language.
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