By someone on Mar. 2nd, 2012 6:41PM
Hello, Jason here. So we made a few updates to Happy Wheels. Let me tell you about them using words. Here I go!
We've added new vocals to the Moped Couple and Lawnmower Man. I did the voice of Moped Guy and friends of ours did the vocals for Moped Girl and Lawnmower Man. Screaming as if you're being torn in half is pretty cathartic. I recommend it.
You can now quickly load levels or replays from the main menu by pressing "Load level/replay" and entering a valid URL. To find a URL, browse to that level. In pink you'll see the URL. Copy it and share it with friends and loved ones. Now you won't have to refresh the entire page to view a level someone sends you.
In the editor, you can now adjust the "center cutout" of circles to create donut-like shapes. This is helpful for wheels with spokes. However, this is only a visual change
. Cirlce shapes are still solid. That is a requirement of the physics engine.
The force character bug should now be fixed. We are aware of a couple other bugs that we're working on.
Also, you can now chat with other users by clicking here
. If the applet is full, you can join the IRC channel #happywheels on irc.rizon.net. A free IRC client can be downloaded at http://code.google.com/p/xchat-wdk/
By ACHIEVERjunior on Mar. 11th, 2012 6:31PM
The body is too gruesome to look at!
By Artist Smeargle on Mar. 11th, 2012 7:34PM
Doodle levels are starting to rise.
By MYMOM234 on Mar. 11th, 2012 9:28PM
All these stupid, unoriganal levels... i want the old HW back. No more harpoons, arrows, and other crap. Just good old fun, like demoe featured levels. A large satan eats u and it keeps happening are AMAZING fun. Same with gut bus. We need more fun, origanal levels!
In all seriousness, i rated 0 on EVERY level on the top rated -today list. EVERY level.
By Artist Smeargle on Mar. 11th, 2012 9:39PM
Yeah, I did a bit of zero-bombing too. I saw two - three "character glitch" levels and 3 - 4 levels complaining about fake glitches.
By Luigi Is pro on Mar. 12th, 2012 12:41AM
Yea, there's too many people making shit levels it's not even funny anymore. Once the noobs started making levels again, all the good ones somehow disappeared, but there are "very" few that are actually decent, but not the best. Back in late January we had some creativity. I wonder how we lost it all.
By Artist Smeargle on Mar. 12th, 2012 12:51AM
Your answer and the answer to everything but Mr. Bean.
By colonel Ford on Mar. 12th, 2012 12:51AM
I only hate those levels because there are too many of them. And that people think that its cool.
By Luigi Is pro on Mar. 12th, 2012 01:19AM
Levels like that are cool? Come on the population playing Happy Wheels are filled with children that should be playing outside or having fun or spending time with their parents instead of being on a computer, they shouldn't even know about computers until they're 10+ years old cause seriously, there's some people that do dumb shit in the internet, but mostly from children. A cool level will be great gameplay, amazing detail, original, and some length to it.
By Adura on Mar. 12th, 2012 01:26AM
CAPTCHAs might help with those automated shit level posters.
By colonel Ford on Mar. 12th, 2012 03:51AM
I was meaning people that actually like bad levels.
By kitty lover 5 on Mar. 12th, 2012 04:14AM
hey jim we need a new character i was thinking something simple like someone on a skate bored with a gun or something like that and i thank u for all the updates and making this game u are amazing jim thank u and u are 2 jayson
By Bert on Mar. 12th, 2012 05:22AM
@kitty lover 5
Please go outside to your backyard, dig a hole, climb in, and fill it up.
People like you piss the community off, shit ideas like skateboards and guns will never be added, even stated by Jim himself.
So shut the hell up, learn some decent grammar, and come back when you're at least old enough for the Internet.
By kevin99xx on Mar. 12th, 2012 07:48AM
new people to play as i want super man or zimos
By benxrules on Mar. 12th, 2012 08:25AM
You know what pisses me off most about these kids demanding stuff? They don't even use correct spelling most of the time, and rarely use punctuation!
By Mr cool 1 on Mar. 12th, 2012 12:29PM
Oh the things we say..........
By YamPilot14 on Mar. 12th, 2012 1:09PM
Hey can yu make a blow torch and add it teww da game.
By Mr cool 1 on Mar. 12th, 2012 1:10PM
Hey,Bert !!! I Made a good level By Taking what you said : " @kitty lover 5
Please go outside to your backyard, dig a hole, climb in, and fill it up. "
Oh yes, the link to the level: http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php?levelid=3052896
By poopgod142 on Mar. 12th, 2012 1:14PM
happy wheels is epic
By Mr cool 1 on Mar. 12th, 2012 1:18PM
I Made a New Ride ! You Jump in a Ball Car And Drive ! try it now !!!
By D J A Y on Mar. 12th, 2012 1:24PM
...why you guys always gotta not be online when im online
By superannoyinghulk on Mar. 12th, 2012 1:24PM
4 some reason when I go on chat it says after I post anything even hi cannot post to channel happywheels
By D J A Y on Mar. 12th, 2012 1:27PM
...because you can only post when jim or jason are there!
By Luigi Is pro on Mar. 12th, 2012 1:35PM
Well im here. Also @YamPilot14, really can you get any more shittier grammar than that. Come on seriously take some typing classes, or do you even know how to speak English? If your really going to want to demand something speak in your native language that you know best or something. Because you spelled you, too, and the wrong. It's a shame on how many good players we've lost due to this cause, and the new users that come into this website everyday, or who make multiple accounts for some odd reason. Well, good to see that there are some good people online and that everyone who was a good level maker in the past hasn't left Happy Wheels yet. So, how's everyone doing, if you've actually decided to read this long statement.
By D J A Y on Mar. 12th, 2012 1:35PM
...yes we indeed do meet again
...did that make sense?!
I dnt know so how is everyone
By MetallicDoom15 on Mar. 12th, 2012 1:40PM
don't you just love it when luigi is pro types something meaningful,*sniff* i know i do.
By D J A Y on Mar. 12th, 2012 1:41PM
...i guess so
man,i hope the next update is a hazard!
...i hope the zombies
By Luigi Is pro on Mar. 12th, 2012 1:57PM
Indeed, but all my statements do have some type of meaning to it. If it didn't I wouldn't be typing anything at all, it'd just be a waste of a post, and who wants to read something that's meaningless and be bored and typing a hate comment. Or you could type something that has a meaning, everyone types something positive and something that just takes up more space to reply to the dumb comments that pass through this news post every damn day. Well, sorry that I have not had time to work on your level since I have been working and working out, 2 different things if you didn't read that right. Well, I'll be in xat chat if you guys need me.
By superannoyinghulk on Mar. 12th, 2012 2:07PM
yes me 2 or a character
zombies should if they get 2 close eat the head off a character
By Rushman7000 on Mar. 12th, 2012 3:32PM
u ned to add more ppl the game happywheels
By MYMOM234 on Mar. 12th, 2012 3:55PM
Damn noobs! STFU! You cant spell if your life depended on it, and YOU SUCK. No one wants guns and scatbord kid except for a bunch of 5 year olds. Go do something other than HW. In fact, go f*** yourself. Should keep them occupied. XD
My level is finished, but im going to continue adding small details until saturday, which is the busiest day, and i will release it then.
By TROGFLOGMAN92 on Mar. 12th, 2012 5:04PM
NEED MORE CHARECTERS!!!! If the pay fro the game is 5$ ILL FUKING DO IT FOR A CHARECTER
By PeanutBrainz on Mar. 12th, 2012 5:16PM
Y U NO MAKE NEW LEVELS
By Artist Smeargle on Mar. 12th, 2012 5:33PM
I think my eyes are meltindaksJSJSJDIhbdijhbas ,
But no really, why should Jim make more levels? Don't the users supply enough CRAP? (With a few good ones)
And why not click the "donate" button to your right? It might encourage Jim to actually add new things, instead of you just whining about it?
By ACHIEVERjunior on Mar. 12th, 2012 6:39PM
Everyone should stop donating to that invisible children bullshit and start donating to a good cause,Fancy force
By MetallicDoom15 on Mar. 12th, 2012 6:59PM
here is a mechanics tutorial that L E G E N D made, i gave him the idea so ya.[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=SGhs737_WkA[/url]
By Artist Smeargle on Mar. 12th, 2012 7:45PM
On an unrelated note, my level is turning out to be great, helping me learn how to use the Polygon Tool.
By MYMOM234 on Mar. 12th, 2012 8:52PM
ACHIEVER is right. Screw haiti, donate to FANCY FORCE LLC. BOO-YAAH!!!!
By colonel Ford on Mar. 12th, 2012 10:24PM
That is quite sad but on the other hand..
By Luigi Is pro on Mar. 13th, 2012 01:13AM
Well that is indeed emberrasing but I hate all the noobs that beg for stuff. Well im tired Ill talk to you guys tommorow.
By monkey pants 22 on Mar. 13th, 2012 10:56AM
I THINK CHATING IS THE COOLIST
By theshywillraindeath on Mar. 13th, 2012 11:02AM
HEY! yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye woo way tay tay too way tay tay TAEEEYOWAEYAHOOHA! Hoo hoo haheehoo haha... HEE HAAAAAA HOHA HEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's what the hell I want in Happy Wheels.
By ACHIEVERjunior on Mar. 13th, 2012 11:12AM
I like how moped man laughs when he's ripped in half like a phone book
By sactor on Mar. 13th, 2012 11:25AM
When it comes another character?
By theshywillraindeath on Mar. 13th, 2012 11:36AM
Soon... He will say this when he gets ripped in half...
[i]HEY! yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye woo way tay tay too way tay tay TAEEEYOWAEYAHOOHA! Hoo hoo haheehoo haha... HEE HAAAAAA HOHA HEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/i]