By someone on Mar. 2nd, 2012 6:41PM
Hello, Jason here. So we made a few updates to Happy Wheels. Let me tell you about them using words. Here I go!
We've added new vocals to the Moped Couple and Lawnmower Man. I did the voice of Moped Guy and friends of ours did the vocals for Moped Girl and Lawnmower Man. Screaming as if you're being torn in half is pretty cathartic. I recommend it.
You can now quickly load levels or replays from the main menu by pressing "Load level/replay" and entering a valid URL. To find a URL, browse to that level. In pink you'll see the URL. Copy it and share it with friends and loved ones. Now you won't have to refresh the entire page to view a level someone sends you.
In the editor, you can now adjust the "center cutout" of circles to create donut-like shapes. This is helpful for wheels with spokes. However, this is only a visual change
. Cirlce shapes are still solid. That is a requirement of the physics engine.
The force character bug should now be fixed. We are aware of a couple other bugs that we're working on.
Also, you can now chat with other users by clicking here
. If the applet is full, you can join the IRC channel #happywheels on irc.rizon.net. A free IRC client can be downloaded at http://code.google.com/p/xchat-wdk/
By IEatRand0m1337 on Mar. 5th, 2012 8:01PM
omg IT NOT JIMS FAULT THAT STUPID PPL BUG HIM
SO f*** off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By MYMOM234 on Mar. 5th, 2012 8:04PM
lol^ that is so true.
water, calm down.
Whatever your name is who was all up in aduras face, CALM DOWN.
And i should have my level up this saturday. I would release it earlier, but i want to release on the busiest day so it gets most possible views.
By Luigi Is pro on Mar. 5th, 2012 8:17PM
Very true JerkOffFace, the community of this game is filled with 10-12 year olds or preteens as people call them. If they were a bit older (a general age of 14-19) I wouldn't mind, because they'd have a bit more intelligence when it comes to socializing (internet based wise), and why are people arguing with JerkOffFace, he is telling the truth he always did from all the messages I've read from the previous page he never lied. Just try to be less annoying with people in the Irc chat, well that privilege is gone though. But people need to grow up sometimes, instead of just trying to troll everybody or just complain about something minor 24/7.
By MYMOM234 on Mar. 5th, 2012 8:19PM
oh yeah, i wasnt saying your noob message was true. I was talking to jerkoffface.
By Luigi Is pro on Mar. 5th, 2012 8:26PM
I knew you were, but I wasn't siding with anyone when I typed that message. @MyMom, I know JerkOffFace doesn't like you one bit because he knows that your annoying, etc (from the previous things he told you that he said you were), but if you have people that don't like you cause of the manner that you behave, try to treat them with respect. I'm not trying to be offensive here, but when people don't like you, you got to try to act better than what you usually act like to let them know that you are respectful. Just letting you know for future references (it may be hard to understand it but read it again or a few more times and it'll make sense to you).
By MYMOM234 on Mar. 5th, 2012 8:34PM
@luigi it makes complete sense to me. Thats what i will do from now on. i was gonna try that anyway. XD
PLease disregard all replies i have made using the ^ symbol. people reply before my reply, so that fucks it up a bit. Just a little.
By Luigi Is pro on Mar. 5th, 2012 8:37PM
There we go, now you got a clear understanding of what the paragraph I told you means about. Or at least you figured out it's meaning. Just try to not fuck/play around too much people dislike that especially older people it kind of gets old but that's just me sometimes I want to tell you that also but I just hold my tongue (not literally) but I can withstand it sometimes. Or sometimes I just look at another tab that I have open. But yea, just try to do that and it'll probably go better for you, it depends on what situation you have or how you react to the situation.
By Beerparty2 on Mar. 5th, 2012 8:41PM
i know a pretty neat idea for another shirt it could be like this: [img]http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0932663.html[/img] but with segway guy on his segway for the last one. feel free to comment
By MYMOM234 on Mar. 5th, 2012 8:43PM
By Beerparty2 on Mar. 5th, 2012 8:43PM
like this [img]http://www.infoplease.com/images/evolution_of_man.gif[/img] huh?
By Luigi Is pro on Mar. 5th, 2012 8:46PM
Nah, I see that shit every were. Be more original. But I highly doubt that Jim/Jason will ever look at this or even see this picture by far, (the picture itself is kind of dull and it wouldn't fit with the genre of Happy Wheels since there all walking and it's a vehicle based game). A good one would be the (building 2) crushing segway man. Maybe that's a bit more original.
By MYMOM234 on Mar. 5th, 2012 8:46PM
how does that relate to HW?
By Luigi Is pro on Mar. 5th, 2012 8:49PM
I know it's kind of pointless to say this but. How's everyone doing, (other than me im fine)
By happywheelsmaster65 on Mar. 5th, 2012 9:05PM
sry i was blaming Jim im just mad dat the chats only for Jim and jayson now it sucks cuple days after the chat was added it gets shitcaned i mean wtf why add it if its not gonna be thare for 5 frickin days!
By JerkoffFace on Mar. 5th, 2012 9:15PM
No, it's not only for Jim and Jason. People can only chat when Jim and/or Jason are there.
@Luigi thank you for clarifying to them.
By Luigi Is pro on Mar. 5th, 2012 9:16PM
No problem JerkOffFace, so how's it been with you and the 5 magical guys?
By Beerparty2 on Mar. 5th, 2012 9:23PM
anyway, what are your predictions for the character? i think it will be a navajo indian in a taxi lol
By Luigi Is pro on Mar. 5th, 2012 9:27PM
I really dislike characters, to be honest there a waste of time to make and when the characters do get released people get bored of it in about a week and then they start begging like little bitches that they want more characters when they can clearly make their own characters and give them the option to move and do whatever they want to the creators will, (but that's only if the level editor user has the intelligence to actually make the mechanisms for that work or is even willing to make the NPC itself, interactive or non-interactive). I like tools that help you enhance your level editor skills, not NPC's that mainly do nothing at all. It bugs me when people write that they want more characters it's a pity of how many people could've created one instead of begging for one.
By Beerparty2 on Mar. 5th, 2012 9:28PM
I KNOW RIGHT
By JerkoffFace on Mar. 5th, 2012 9:42PM
Irresponsible Dad< 3
By MYMOM234 on Mar. 5th, 2012 9:57PM
luigi, you correct about characters. Things like polygons are much better.
The damn comment reply-right-after-someone-else-does strikes again. Luigis post relates to HW. The pic does not.
By Forehead 45 on Mar. 5th, 2012 9:57PM
I am disappointed
We have had a chat for about 7 days.
That's only a week.
And now because of the disobeying of the rules from lifeless n00bs that use the chat just to troll on TJF 24/7 (you know who you are), we no longer have the ability to chat any longer.
In fact, you guys also have caused us to loose our importing/posting abilities too, because you just used them to spam and clog up HW with your one crappy level you call a "weapon throw", trying to get in the top ratings.
Next time Jim and Jason give us a new privilege...
For God's Sake:
USE IT WISELY!!!
And for you people on TJF who do follow the rules, and help out with keeping H.W and TJF in top condition, I give to you:
A cookie of reward; and a bite into success.
By Luigi Is pro on Mar. 5th, 2012 10:01PM
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By Forehead 45 on Mar. 5th, 2012 10:04PM
Oh, yeah, just so you guys know, in some cases, the whole age thing is just a steriotype most of the time, I think it really just depends on the persons maturity and obedience.
Take me for example. I'm not gonna tell my age exactly, but I am younger than you guys would think (look at other's comments relating to this topic, I am younger than the age group that you think more mature ppl are in), and I never broke the rules in the new chat.
By Luigi Is pro on Mar. 5th, 2012 10:13PM
True, the way the people act are based on what you just previously said, age does not matter. But sometimes it does but not to be stereotypical about the situation I just think that "some" kids just think it's funny to fuck around so they start making dumb remarks about things and then the spam and then out of nowhere they'll do idiotic shit because there attention whores. Then when they finally do get banned they bitch and cry to Jim/Jason. Even though they are the only ones to blame it on their selves.
By IAMAHUGEPENIS on Mar. 5th, 2012 10:17PM
Justin Bieber's Music is horseshit, but you guys are mean to HIM. HATE HIS MUSIC FOR GOD'S SAKE!
By Forehead 45 on Mar. 5th, 2012 10:21PM
yah, like I said, it's only a few who are actually mature enough for it...
I think it's just sad that we already had the chat turned over in less than a week.
One thing I wish was different when we had the chat was they didnt tell ppl why xat is "evil" to TJF, and they should have, because at least 50% of the ppl getting banned were banned cause of asking about it. I know why, but im not about to tell everyone, cause I dunno if should.
By colonel Ford on Mar. 5th, 2012 10:48PM
The only reason we do get trolls and spammers more than ordinary users is because this site is a site that ANYONE can easily access. If this were to be some game that you would buy at the store, then there would probably be more mature people.
Oh, and Forhead 45, welcome. Another good user.
By Adura on Mar. 5th, 2012 11:01PM
@"Forehead 45", Some people from xat kept going on about how it wasn't the same as their chat. I'm not sure why they assumed the rules would be a clone. Also, I wanted to see if people actually read and stuck to the rules.
By MetallicDoom15 on Mar. 6th, 2012 01:16AM
ya it is sad "forehead 45", i wish people would respect the rules a bit more i wish there were more mature people like 13+ would be fine with me, so ya. and since you are a new user, welcome. :)
By miker9 on Mar. 6th, 2012 07:18AM
Add rope tool!
By Olik on Mar. 6th, 2012 07:41AM
people here is a cool link in youtube of the parody of minecraft http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPJUBQd-PNM
and here are the lyrics version
and here behind the scenes
By norbi10 on Mar. 6th, 2012 08:25AM
You can make ropes, there's no need for a rope tool. Also, there are chains.
By D J A Y on Mar. 6th, 2012 10:17AM
hi guys!how ya doing!
By ACHIEVERjunior on Mar. 6th, 2012 11:00AM
Jim can do anything,although he can't change anything about a person sadly
By wolvo007 on Mar. 6th, 2012 11:14AM
it would be nice if we had a skateboard dude
By theshywillraindeath on Mar. 6th, 2012 11:57AM
Don't you mean scatboard? Because that is what it seems to be these days. SCATBORD KID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE WNT SCTBARD KOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By ACHIEVERjunior on Mar. 6th, 2012 12:11PM
Jim said a scatbard sounds gross,then I lol'd
By BigBlueApple on Mar. 6th, 2012 1:05PM
Adura has put in that you aren't aloud to talk in the chat when Jim or you are in the chat so i think that Adura sould change that......
By xTheUltimateMuffinx on Mar. 6th, 2012 2:18PM
DUCKING AWESOME NEW UPDATE BUT WHY can't we chat when you or **JASON** is not on :( BUT FROM THAT
By ACHIEVERjunior on Mar. 6th, 2012 2:23PM
Because noobs and trolls found out and invaded the chat
By D J A Y on Mar. 6th, 2012 2:30PM
I guess you doing fine and my account was fixed yeah...wait a minute where is ackbar?...havennt heard of him in some time
By ACHIEVERjunior on Mar. 6th, 2012 2:49PM
He...he passed away last night...I'm...I'm so sorry...
By D J A Y on Mar. 6th, 2012 3:18PM
Mkay hey wait if you can only use the chat when jim or jason go on...how the fnck do you know when they go on then!...please make a giant "jim and jason are available for chat,bitch!" pop up so we know
By Beerparty2 on Mar. 6th, 2012 4:27PM
hey C4ALL is out! :-D
By Artist Smeargle on Mar. 6th, 2012 4:33PM
I like how there are two levels in *highest rated today* that are "HURR, RATE 5 AND (blank)".
By Beerparty2 on Mar. 6th, 2012 4:57PM
[u]RATE 5 AND SUCK MY DICK[/u]
By Luigi Is pro on Mar. 6th, 2012 5:49PM
So, how's everyone doing today?