By someone on Mar. 14th, 2012 6:43PM
I've been a bit absent so I just wanted to tell youse all what's up.
For the past couple weeks I've been spending most of my time working on a better physics based animation system. In Happy Wheels, you'll notice characters can only hold certain poses. More complicated animations such as walking, or picking yourself up, or climbing would be extremely difficult to do with box2d (the physics engine used by Happy Wheels) alone. With this additional system, assuming I figure it all out, it would be possible to have complex character animations that still interact with the physics world. It's been a pain in the ass, but I've made a lot of good progress.
Most likely, I would not be adding this system into Happy Wheels. Too much would have to change with the way the current characters are built. It's possible that, when finished, I might make a mini game to illustrate what's possible (was thinking a horrifically violent version of kung-fu). Further down the line, I might want to convert everything currently in Happy Wheels to this new system and possible make it a sequel. It's all speculation right now. It all depends on how things turn out, and possibly new things I discover.
Something that would be possible with the new system would be user contributed animations. Similar to how people submit levels in Happy Wheels, an animation editor would allow people to contribute character animations that could be applied to any character.
I'm excited about figuring this out, as it would allow me to do make some really retarded stuff. I'll still be making Happy Wheels characters and random things, but currently I'd like to make some headway with this new stuff while I remain motivated.
I think that's it for now.
By vampragong43 on May. 17th, 2012 10:02PM
I have an idea for an update: [b]Ranged Weapon[/b]
Just like the [b]Blade Weapon, the Ranged Weapon[/b] shoud have a couple of different appearances;
1 Bow: I think you know what this should shoot.
2 Handgun: Shoots small circle shapes that all have densities of 5.
3 Harpoon: Basically a non-fixed version of the Harpoon Gun
4 Blowgun: Shoots small darts with densities of 0.5.
5 Rocket Launcher: Basically shoots a small Landmine with a blast radius that is about a quarter of the radius of a normal Landmine, because it shoots as fast as of all other Ranged Weapons and shouldn't get overpowerd with a large radius and high fire rate.
6 Handheld high-powered fan: Moves objects away from the direction that it's pointing at.
7 Sniper Rifle: Shoots a projectile that penetrates up to 3 NPCs and/or the Main Character.
Some additional "Checkbox" and/or "Slider" options:
Rate of fire (1-10): How fast the RW fires.
Target (1-3): 1(NPCs [b]and[/b] MPC), 2(NPCs only), and 3(MPC only)
Unlimited ammo (Checkbox) Gives the RW unlimited shots.
By chexmixrap45 on May. 17th, 2012 11:45PM
AHHHHGGGEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! im about to rape these noobs up the asshole if they don't fuck the hell off soon :P
By Hezze on May. 18th, 2012 02:12AM
Whoa, too many noobs, man. I'm starting to worry.
By Bert on May. 18th, 2012 06:32AM
Ok, I have a challenge for everyone, this challenge is technically not possible. The challenge is:
Have a whole page worth of comments without any noobs suggestion crap!
By The Ronin on May. 18th, 2012 06:59AM
^ Challenge Accepted!
I like Rice.
By Bert on May. 18th, 2012 07:38AM
Well, we'll have to start on the next page...
By Hezze on May. 18th, 2012 07:53AM
Then we have to fill up this page.
By dontfuckwithme on May. 18th, 2012 09:49AM
HI I WAS THINKING OF A FEW GUYS FOR U TO MAKE IF YOU HEAR A GOOD 1 PLESE MAKE IT: ASTRONOUGHT WITH A JET PACK, LITTLE BOY ON A SKATE BOARED...I LIKE THIS 1 COZ U HAVENT MADE THE LITTLE BOY A SOLO CHARACTER, JOHNNY KNOXVILE IN A GOLF CART,....IF U DONT NO WHO HE IS HES ON JACKASS AND NITRO CIRCUS, SOMEONE IN A TROLLY, WOMAN AND A BABY IN A PRAM. PLESE MAKE 1 MY NAME ON HAPPY WHEELS IS DONTFUCKWITHME...I WISH I COULD CHANGE THE NAME
By ACHIEVERjunior on May. 18th, 2012 10:06AM
You should die in a well full to the top with the shit that you are
By Hezze on May. 18th, 2012 11:11AM
I don't think that the next page will be without noob suggestions at all. We have to comment fast enough on the next page so other fool people won't "fill it up" with inutile suggestions...
By HomoSapien on May. 18th, 2012 2:31PM
Speaking of astronauts with jetpacks, is anyone in the mood for checking out this level:
I think that it's good.
By D J A Y on May. 18th, 2012 2:47PM
@dontfuckwithme...you iz a stupid bitch
i will try to complete my character tomorrow...
By LWPeterson on May. 18th, 2012 3:30PM
This is my TJF truck:
| [b][u]TJF[/u][/b] \
What do you mean you miss happy wheels?
By The Ronin on May. 18th, 2012 3:34PM
He probably means the old Happy Wheels. (No noobs, no stupid levels, etc.)
By ACHIEVERjunior on May. 18th, 2012 4:22PM
I miss playing happy wheels, dammit do you guys never listen? I can't play it ANYMORE...FOREVER...and I'm getting sick of completing devine intervention a googolplexplex times
By reachelite32 on May. 18th, 2012 4:28PM
i htink that happy wheels should stay the same as it is... ...JUST GIVE US ANOTHER BLOODY CHARACTER
By LWPeterson on May. 18th, 2012 4:31PM
A new character takes 5 months to make!
By Foggy Red Lights on May. 18th, 2012 5:01PM
No, Explorer Guy took shorter, I think.
By ACHIEVERjunior on May. 18th, 2012 5:02PM
Every night I cry myself to sleep
By D J A Y on May. 18th, 2012 5:53PM
!Take away santa and pogostick guy or change the games title!
By ACHIEVERjunior on May. 18th, 2012 6:01PM
D J A Y WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!
By LWPeterson on May. 18th, 2012 6:11PM
@D J A Y
By Drax on May. 18th, 2012 6:32PM
is there something up with happy wheels. i cant get anything but a blue screen
By D J A Y on May. 18th, 2012 7:04PM
@LWPeterson and achiever because they do not have wheels and therefore are not happy wheels characters and thats why no one is happy..disrupting the fabric of totaljerkface creating a worm hole which noobs are spawning from...thats why
By Foggy Red Lights on May. 18th, 2012 7:25PM
Making a futuristic level. I'm preparing for failure. I usually discard levels before I finish them, even if they're good. Don't know why...
By D J A Y on May. 18th, 2012 8:24PM
Im thinking i need to make my clown character...two characters....because somethings going down
By V3RTIGO on May. 18th, 2012 10:18PM
YES, MORE VIOLENCE! I support this entire idea with all my being (at least the parts that're still attached, that is).
By lazy ass on May. 18th, 2012 11:55PM
fuck u niggas
By lunchtime on May. 19th, 2012 01:20AM
damn you noobs your so anoying that my ears are bleeding just by looking at your fucking comments
By ACHIEVERjunior on May. 19th, 2012 04:22AM
You're and fuck you chinky
By LWPeterson on May. 19th, 2012 08:16AM
Nova is overrated.
By check crying on May. 19th, 2012 10:06AM
hey bross try my NEW level =-)The Troller(-=
By D J A Y on May. 19th, 2012 10:11AM
What about nova or pewdie!?
By Foggy Red Lights on May. 19th, 2012 11:08AM
@check crying, troll levels lack creativity; just need a bunch of finish lines, coins, transparent walls, and non interactive floors.
Stop arguing over who is the better commentator.
I don't think the majority of n00bs know that you can rate zero on good levels.
What I think I shall do is make a contest; record a video of you zero bombing ten or fifteen sword throws and such, and I will give the XML of some good art or vehicles I made.
Sounds okay. Don't think it'll work, though...
By Bert on May. 19th, 2012 11:10AM
check crying, it felt great when I moved my cursor over the 0 star button, and clicked.
Seriously, troll levels are over-popular, and begging for 5 stars is the worst possible thing you could do...
By check crying on May. 19th, 2012 11:18AM
try me level (-=The Troller(-=
By ellelol on May. 19th, 2012 11:55AM
By D J A Y on May. 19th, 2012 12:19PM
Okay i will try finishing the character tommorrow..im obsessed woth getting stealth suit in mgs2
By HORSECRAP on May. 19th, 2012 1:27PM
PLEASE PLAY MY GAMES
By ACHIEVERjunior on May. 19th, 2012 1:57PM
You know what I say to your games? HORSECRAP
By D J A Y on May. 19th, 2012 3:07PM
Time to strike up a conversation...what would you do if mr.bean was your dad
By thewhitewolf100 on May. 19th, 2012 3:18PM
everyone is really harsh on this, just chill, i know im going 2 get 'noob', gay and go away lol
this is also aimed at djay and achiever juniour who had an argument with me , U BITCHES lololol jokes
By D J A Y on May. 19th, 2012 3:50PM
When the fuck did we argue with u..and also put down the subject
i can barely remember my own age
By cheespuffs on May. 19th, 2012 4:42PM
make a new person d**it
By D J A Y on May. 19th, 2012 5:51PM
What if mr.bean was your dad...biatch!...now time to drop a mr.hanky
By ACHIEVERjunior on May. 19th, 2012 6:22PM
Bitch please! my dad IS mr bean, if mr bean hates muslims and germans and thinks he isn't racist because he has a black friend