We are alive
By someone on May. 21st, 2012 6:43PM
Hello everyone (this is Jason). Here's that news post that everyone has been asking about.
First off, we've added Pogostick Man. All of you know this. As you might guess, he rides a pogo stick. Thanks to Nova
for providing vocals. Now when he plays Happy Wheels, he can scream with
himself. And the internet becomes a bit less lonely of a place. Some of you have asked about having other YouTube gamers record vocals. We're not really planning on doing that. A male voice was needed and Nova, who happens to have a fairly unique voice, mentioned interest. We'll most likely go and record a bunch of new voices soon. The next character vocals are most likely female.
Pressing up/down moves Pogostick Man forward/backward with small jumps. Holding space bar results in a big jump. Pressing shift makes him stand upright on the pogo stick and control makes him crouch. Some of his joints are stronger than other characters which allow him to land big jumps without breaking to pieces. Once ejected, his joints are normal strength.
The response to Pogostick Man has been pretty incredible, but this of course has resulted in a trend of unoriginal wall-jumping levels which has polluted the level browser. Please make original levels.
Second, we have exceeded ONE MILLION Facebook 'likes'. Hitting this mark was never expected. In fact, we originally were hoping for 5000 (Jim: "we did?"). And of course we talked about doing something for this event, but then planned poorly and missed it. So the surprise is that there was no surprise. We will eventually post some awesome pictures of the socks that Jim bought. Or we won't. We know you love the suspense. Thanks to everyone who clicked 'like'.
Third, the development of the forums is on hold. We estimated it would be done by now, but then something came up.
Forth, things are a bit slow right now because Jim is incarcerated in Thailand, but I assure you we're always working on something and there are a lot of things to come.
By I360DOGS on May. 30th, 2012 3:54PM
By jakeawesomewithatie on May. 30th, 2012 4:38PM
i know one thing abot happy wheels....ITS SO RADICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By LWPeterson on May. 30th, 2012 4:44PM
By eastin on May. 30th, 2012 5:17PM
[img]https://s3.amazonaws.com/TrollEmoticons/billymays.png[/img]add a skate boarder or snowboarder or both to happy wheels
By ACHIEVERjunior on May. 30th, 2012 5:19PM
Sup djay, sup 5 year old kids who don't know what's impossible and just too plain fucking stupid to put in game
By King of the Bill on May. 30th, 2012 6:11PM
Where do we submit suggestions for improvements? Personally, I could go for a 'random level' button. Play something random!
By Bert on May. 30th, 2012 6:12PM
eastin just... He just insulted Billy Mays by putting his picture there. Dumb noobs like him don't deserve to use such a legendary man in their post!
Oh, and huR dUr jIM I WunT Sc8BOrD KYD Bec0Z Im to Dum 2 RelYZE Its ImPOSbLE t0 Do S0.
By EpicMickey4633 on May. 30th, 2012 6:49PM
hey can you make new levels? i have played every one and they are very good but i think there needs to be more thanks.
By chexmixrap45 on May. 30th, 2012 6:55PM
PLAY is for featured levels jackass, new levels are being published every minute,
go to the level browser for new levels.
By Gman771 on May. 30th, 2012 7:10PM
Hey Jason i just had an AWESOME idea for Happy Wheels..... what if you created some sort of multi-player version so we (happy wheels fans) can have battles. for example sword throws or races , and possbly dodge ball,i think that would be awesome
By eastin on May. 30th, 2012 7:39PM
add skate boarder
By EnderDragonPwner on May. 30th, 2012 10:30PM
Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode!
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By The Ronin on May. 30th, 2012 11:18PM
Damn noobs never learn.
By Manueperedog on May. 30th, 2012 11:32PM
aw no pewdiepie vocals on no charcters aww i want him for the little kid
By basher on May. 30th, 2012 11:48PM
Jim/Jason since it takes like half a year for an update/post could you do like a small update/post so we know your still there every month or so.
By coolkid2205 on May. 31st, 2012 03:23AM
how do I post a normal message on the front screen
By Bert on May. 31st, 2012 04:17AM
HAHAHA, YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD POST ON THE HOME PAGE!?!?!?
If he did, this is the outcome:
News post heading:
WE WUNT SC8BORD KYD JYM!!!!!11
JYM AD SC8BORD KYD N MAKE IRESPONSBLE DAD SUN THE CARIKTER AND VOYCED BY PEWDIEPIE! IF U DONT DO DIS WELL HAK YOU AND AD HIM AS WE W8ED LONG ENUF!!!!!1111!
By Ronskie on May. 31st, 2012 08:30AM
Uhm, could you put a soldier character and he's only running
By D J A Y on May. 31st, 2012 08:41AM
Happy wheels happy wheels u fool
By ACHIEVERjunior on May. 31st, 2012 10:14AM
@coolkid google chrome right click inspect element
By D J A Y on May. 31st, 2012 11:19AM
I hope box2d is easy
By moonyinurface on May. 31st, 2012 11:37AM
please make a skateboard guy aswell pleeaassee
and the voice could be akspartan killer who is the best make this comment big evan bigger than santa and susan
By chexmixrap45 on May. 31st, 2012 1:36PM
Hmm im wondering what fun things will be in V1.66 of HW, oh and im ignoring the noob above me
By D J A Y on May. 31st, 2012 1:46PM
I hope its a hazard...like a boobie trap or something like that
By LWPeterson on May. 31st, 2012 4:06PM
I hope it's the presents in Santa's sleigh.
By MYMOM234 on May. 31st, 2012 4:51PM
ACHIEVER I CARE
By LWPeterson on May. 31st, 2012 5:01PM
I found about an XAT chat. [url]http://xat.com/xat/175282811[/url]. Please visit it.
By ACHIEVERjunior on May. 31st, 2012 5:33PM
Fuck no stop advertising shit
By LWPeterson on May. 31st, 2012 5:40PM
You didn't see the link didn't you?
By masterterrorman on May. 31st, 2012 7:25PM
We should have a character that can walk run jump do parkour all that natural human stuff
By MYMOM234 on May. 31st, 2012 7:34PM
fuck off noob
link doesnt work LWpeterson
By frankwilson99 on May. 31st, 2012 9:24PM
well if ever need for new voices look to pewdiepie
By sytze267 on Jun. 1st, 2012 02:00AM
let pewdiepie do a voice for a character that would also be very epic
By Bert on Jun. 1st, 2012 03:25AM
Hey I play Happy Wheels, infact, I've been playing longer than any LP'er you idiots are obsessed with. Does that mean I get to do vocals for a character? No. SO SHUT UP!
By qwewerewrwed on Jun. 1st, 2012 05:26AM
hey jim, who is Joe Bonacci?
By gemy on Jun. 1st, 2012 07:05AM
new charcaters i want that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Bert on Jun. 1st, 2012 07:52AM
For you to die I want that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, and qwewerewrwed, Joe is Jim's brother.
By D J A Y on Jun. 1st, 2012 08:14AM
My god...jim has a brother
By Bert on Jun. 1st, 2012 10:12AM
Jim's back from Thailand... He should have stayed, he won't get any "Welcome back Jim! Hope you enjoyed yourself!", instead he'll get nothing but "MAK DAT PEWDIEPIE CARIKTER NOW UR BAK". He also shows a video he did in Thailand of some person using a hula-hoop, and now all these idiots keep saying there's going to be a character for it! It's impossible to make a hula-hoop character you fools!
Anyway, Jim, even though you won't read this, I hope you had an awesome, relaxing time! Welcome back!
By benxrules on Jun. 1st, 2012 12:36PM
So many gifted children just don't understand simple logic, or even think of the game as two-dimensional. Skateboards can't work because it would be hard to make the character move, and this hula-hoop nonsense is the same thing. It's difficult to make 3-D work in a 2-D engine.
By chexmixrap45 on Jun. 1st, 2012 1:14PM
Hope you enjoyed you're vacation Jim,
By D J A Y on Jun. 1st, 2012 2:06PM
...i said hey hey hey hey hey,hey hey hey hey hey hey, hey hey hey whats going on
By chexmixrap45 on Jun. 1st, 2012 2:34PM
Holy balls diped in shit sauce!, the tjf chat allows you to chat again :D
By D J A Y on Jun. 1st, 2012 2:51PM
Ask if jason saw my character please in not on pc now please askk him
By dontsuckonthat on Jun. 1st, 2012 3:07PM
how many new characters will their be
By LWPeterson on Jun. 1st, 2012 3:17PM
By ACHIEVERjunior on Jun. 1st, 2012 3:58PM
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