We are alive
By someone on May. 21st, 2012 6:43PM
Hello everyone (this is Jason). Here's that news post that everyone has been asking about.
First off, we've added Pogostick Man. All of you know this. As you might guess, he rides a pogo stick. Thanks to Nova
for providing vocals. Now when he plays Happy Wheels, he can scream with
himself. And the internet becomes a bit less lonely of a place. Some of you have asked about having other YouTube gamers record vocals. We're not really planning on doing that. A male voice was needed and Nova, who happens to have a fairly unique voice, mentioned interest. We'll most likely go and record a bunch of new voices soon. The next character vocals are most likely female.
Pressing up/down moves Pogostick Man forward/backward with small jumps. Holding space bar results in a big jump. Pressing shift makes him stand upright on the pogo stick and control makes him crouch. Some of his joints are stronger than other characters which allow him to land big jumps without breaking to pieces. Once ejected, his joints are normal strength.
The response to Pogostick Man has been pretty incredible, but this of course has resulted in a trend of unoriginal wall-jumping levels which has polluted the level browser. Please make original levels.
Second, we have exceeded ONE MILLION Facebook 'likes'. Hitting this mark was never expected. In fact, we originally were hoping for 5000 (Jim: "we did?"). And of course we talked about doing something for this event, but then planned poorly and missed it. So the surprise is that there was no surprise. We will eventually post some awesome pictures of the socks that Jim bought. Or we won't. We know you love the suspense. Thanks to everyone who clicked 'like'.
Third, the development of the forums is on hold. We estimated it would be done by now, but then something came up.
Forth, things are a bit slow right now because Jim is incarcerated in Thailand, but I assure you we're always working on something and there are a lot of things to come.
By biollante on Jun. 1st, 2012 4:12PM
http://xat.com/xat175282811 NEW HAPPY WHEELS CHAT.
By ACHIEVERjunior on Jun. 1st, 2012 5:23PM
Not to be a bible nut and all, but...
And the LORD will send a plague on all the nations that fought against Jerusalem. Their people will become like walking corpses, their flesh rotting away. Their eyes will rot in their sockets, and their tongues will rot in their mouths.
On that day they willï»¿ be terrified, stricken by the LORD with great panic. They will fight their neighbors hand to hand.
By ZeroXTails on Jun. 1st, 2012 5:41PM
Why Is Jim Incarcerated?I Just Started Before Pogo Man And I'd Just Like To Know.
By ACHIEVERjunior on Jun. 1st, 2012 6:12PM
Jim's back you idiot, and ZOMBIES! it's too suspicious with the amount of cannibalism going on in the good old u s of a
By D J A Y on Jun. 1st, 2012 6:23PM
@achiever there have been accounts of zombies in africa too just depends what kind...the raised from the dead or the nurotoxins(i think)...i read an article about a guy in south america who was poisoned then became a zombie and worked on a sugar plantation for 23years untill his master died and he wandered off untill the toxins wore off and he eventually ended up reunited with his family
By ACHIEVERjunior on Jun. 1st, 2012 6:41PM
Strange infection in hollywood, guy throwing his own intestines at police, texan woman eating her newborn baby, homeless man with a hunger...a hunger only face could satisfy, guy eating guys heart and brain, guy eating his wife's lips, all happened fairly recently in america
By LWPeterson on Jun. 1st, 2012 6:43PM
I made 171 levels.
D J A Y made 0 levels.
ACHIEVERjunior made 50 levels.
Foggy red lights made 2 levels.
By ACHIEVERjunior on Jun. 1st, 2012 6:47PM
This is just one of my many accounts, all of which have the name achiever in it, I think I've had three, my first level was "on thin ice" go play it!
By Brain Dead on Jun. 1st, 2012 8:18PM
GREAT work on Pogostick Man!So the next character is going to be female? How about Tricycle Girl?
By Bert on Jun. 1st, 2012 8:57PM
Brain Dead is obviously Brain Dead.
By DYLAN THE VILLAN Aza on Jun. 1st, 2012 10:12PM
I LOVE the pogostick guy!!!I like the roly-polys he does and where he goes really high into the air!:P
PS.Check out my levels,their cooool! :)
By Hezze on Jun. 2nd, 2012 02:36AM
I guess the number of levels doesn't matter since the quality makes it good.
By popz 9 on Jun. 2nd, 2012 04:23AM
By D J A Y on Jun. 2nd, 2012 05:10AM
lwpeterson:0 characters,0 hazards,0 movement.
Me:2 characters,1 hazard and busy on movement
pwned...and i pwnd you in art skills...double pwn
By Dragons1254 on Jun. 2nd, 2012 05:38AM
Sigh, all these retards saying "ADD THIS CHARACTER PLEASEEE" "JIM CAN I BE FAMOUS ON HAPPY WHEELS!!!!!!!!!" It annoys me so much.
By AWESOME O on Jun. 2nd, 2012 05:59AM
A SPELLING MISTAKE!!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU!!!!
By crepe1 on Jun. 2nd, 2012 07:44AM
[b][i]Jim should be back by n[/b]ow?[/i]
By Bert on Jun. 2nd, 2012 07:46AM
He is back...
By FrozenIce195 on Jun. 2nd, 2012 08:22AM
I don't care if Mr. Bonnaci is incarcerated, he could still "kill us in an instant."
By LWPeterson on Jun. 2nd, 2012 08:36AM
Why does ACHIEVERjunior have 3 accounts? Why does he only comment on news posts with one of his accounts?
By Foggy Red Lights on Jun. 2nd, 2012 09:22AM
I have 73 levels on Level Editor, but once I finished them, I decided not to publish them. I also have two old accounts, with about thirty levels each.
By ACHIEVERjunior on Jun. 2nd, 2012 09:26AM
I was banned from the first two :P
By LWPeterson on Jun. 2nd, 2012 10:04AM
So do all of the levels added up have over 171 levels?
By MYMOM234 on Jun. 2nd, 2012 10:10AM
LWpeterson, it doesnt matter HOW many levels you have. It matters the quality of levels you have. Almost all of your levels have less than 500 plays, low ratings, and they are noob-blue. Levels such as your most recent level, (glitch), IS NOT something you want to brag about.
In comparison, ALL my SEVEN levels have over 2,000 plays, AND over a 4.3 rating.
So in your case,
BTW, you never did complete Laboratory 1. Not so easy, is it?
By ACHIEVERjunior on Jun. 2nd, 2012 10:35AM
Yea that picture is great but it's a little unnerving, also, a flesh eating bacteria has been spreading near the areas where the hunger-induced rages have been spreading! now you can look like a real zombie!
By MYMOM234 on Jun. 2nd, 2012 10:41AM
Oh gawd, not the bacteria. That stuff is just.... bleh.
Also, LWpeterson, you cant fucking spell.
"beatch" is noy the correct spelliing of beach.
By D J A Y on Jun. 2nd, 2012 10:57AM
@mymom is that a real person...the eays look painted on...could be special effects
By KINGXDEAD on Jun. 2nd, 2012 10:57AM
is pewdiepie will have a char now ? please give him a char
By ACHIEVERjunior on Jun. 2nd, 2012 11:09AM
Please tell me you spelled "not" wrong on purpose, also let me fill you in on the recent hunger-induced rages if you haven't already heard 'em,
homeless man in miami, face chomped off completely, attacker shot once and growled at police with flesh in his mouth, continued to chow down, I've seen pictures of the guys face and, it's been eaten down to a red pulp, he isn't even recognisable anymore:
man in new jersey stabbed himself 50 times in the stomach, guts pouring out, threw his skin and entrails at SWAT officers before they subdued him with bean bags(?) currently in hospital:
doctor whacked his head repeatedly against his car, spat blood at police, had unidentifiable tablets and other substances, including a shitload of money and medicine for...erectile dysfunction(pfpfpfpptpcfpfpf)
man bit his cousins nose off in an argument
man chowed down on 2 of his coworkers arms
another guy got his ear bitten off
girl grabbed by the throat and bitten on the cheek
and 2 cases of flesh eating bacteria
also the low budget porn star who killed his gay lover, cut him up, raped the pieces and ate them
ALSO the guy who bit off the kitten's lips and set it alight
full map of these things HERE--->[url]https://maps.google.com/maps/ms?msid=209024629401219254673.0004c14289ddb99ec369c&msa=0&ll=45.460131,-79.101562&spn=40.201931,63.984375[/url]
By S P A R T A on Jun. 2nd, 2012 11:15AM
Hello, and welcome to a new HW chat.
This was created because mods and owners had basically left the previous popular chat. This chat will feature only experienced Happy Wheelers as owners and mods. Talk about HW, TJF, or anything else. Please don't troll or flame, just have fun.
By ACHIEVERjunior on Jun. 2nd, 2012 11:19AM
Stop advertising and barricade your homes! or buy a helicopter
By MYMOM234 on Jun. 2nd, 2012 11:23AM
DJAY its not real... i think its photoshopped
ACHIEVER i got lost after the first line
By ACHIEVERjunior on Jun. 2nd, 2012 11:29AM
Then prepare to be devoured by the mighty Cthulhu
By D J A Y on Jun. 2nd, 2012 2:39PM
@achiever what about aliens,bigfoots or is it big feet,chupacabras,ghosts...and santa
By ACHIEVERjunior on Jun. 2nd, 2012 3:52PM
Screw them! zombies are the king of the swing in 2012
By ACHIEVERjunior on Jun. 2nd, 2012 4:18PM
I have a hunger only face can satisfy
By S P A R T A on Jun. 2nd, 2012 5:24PM
By ACHIEVERjunior on Jun. 2nd, 2012 6:24PM
NÃº mun ek segja Ã¾Ã©r, at Ã¾etta eru sjÃ³skrÃmsl tvau. Heitir annat hafgufa, en annat lyngbakr. Er hann mestr allra hvala Ã heiminum, en hafgufa er mest skrÃmsl skapat Ã sjÃ³num. Er Ã¾at hennar nÃ¡ttÃºra, at hÃºn gleypir bÃ¦Ã°i menn ok skip ok hvali ok allt Ã¾at hÃºn nÃ¡ir. HÃºn er Ã kafi, svÃ¡ at dÃ¦grum skiptir, ok Ã¾Ã¡ hÃºn skÃ½tr upp hÇ«fÃ°i sÃnu ok nÇ«sum, Ã¾Ã¡ er Ã¾at aldri skemmr en sjÃ¡varfall, at hÃºn er uppi. NÃº var Ã¾at leiÃ°ar sundit, er vÃ©r fÃ³rum Ã¡ millum kjapta hennar, en nasir hennar ok inn neÃ°ri kjaptrinn vÃ¡ru klettar Ã¾eir, er yÃ°r sÃ½ndist Ã hafinu, en lyngbakr var ey sjÃ¡, er niÃ°r sÇ«kk. En Çªgmundr flÃ³ki hefir sent Ã¾essi kvikvendi Ã mÃ³ti Ã¾Ã©r meÃ° fjÇ«lkynngi sinni til Ã¾ess at bana Ã¾Ã©r ok Ç«llum mÇ«nnum Ã¾Ãnum. HugÃ°i hann, at svÃ¡ skyldi hafa farit fleiri sem Ã¾eir, at nÃº drukknuÃ°u, en hann Ã¦tlaÃ°i, at hafgufan skyldi hafa gleypt oss alla. NÃº siglda ek Ã¾vÃ Ã gin hennar, at ek vissa, at hÃºn var nÃ½komin upp.
Einn fiskr er enn Ãºtaldr, er mÃ©r vex heldr Ã augu frÃ¡ at segja fyrir vaxtar hans sakir, Ã¾viat Ã¾at mun flestum mÇ«nnum ÃºtrÃºligt Ã¾ykkja; Ã¾ar kunnu ok fÃ¦stir frÃ¡ hÃ¡num nÇ«kkut at segja gÇ«rla. Ã¾viat hann er flestum sjaldsÃ©nn, Ã¾viat hann er sjaldan viÃ° land eÃ°a Ã vÃ¡n viÃ° veiÃ°armenn, ok Ã¦tla ek ekki Ã¾esskyns fisk margan i hÇ«fum; vÃ©r kÇ«llum hann optast Ã¡ vÃ¡ra tungu hafgufu. Eigi kann ek skilvÃsliga frÃ¡a lengÃ° hans at secja meÃ° Ã¡lna tali, Ã¾viat Ã¾eim sinnum er hann hefir birzk fyrir mÇ«nnum, Ã¾Ã¡ hefir hann landi sÃ½nzk likari en fiski; hvÃ¡rk spyr ek, at hann hafi veiddr verit nÃ© dauÃ°r fundinn; ok Ã¾at Ã¾ykki mÃ©r likt, at Ã¾eir sÃ© eigi fleiri en tveir Ã hÇ«fum, ok Ç«ngvan Ã¦tla ek Ã¾Ã¡ auka geta sÃn Ã¡milli, Ã¾iat ek Ã¦tla Ã¾Ã¡ hina sÇ«mu jafnan vera, of eigo mundi Ç«Ã°rum fiskum hlÃ½Ã°a, at Ã¾eir vÃ¦ri svÃ¡ margir sem aÃ°rir hvalir fyrir mikilleika sakir Ã¾eirra, ok svÃ¡ mikillar atvinnu er Ã¾eir Ã¾urfu. En sÃº er nÃ¡ttÃºra sÇ«gÃ° Ã¾eirra fiska, at Ã¾egar er hann skal eta, Ã¾Ã¡ gefr hann ropa mikinn upp or hÃ¡lsi sÃ©r, ok fylgir Ã¾eim ropa mikil Ã¡ta, svÃ¡ at allskyns fiskar, Ã¾eir er Ã nÃ¡nd verÃ°a staddir, Ã¾Ã¡ samnask til, bÃ¦Ã°i smÃ¡ir ok stÃ³rir, ok hyggjask sÃ©r skulu Ã¾ar matar afla ok gÃ³Ã°rar atvinnu; en Ã¾essi hinn mikli fiskr lÃ¦tr standa munn sinn opinn meÃ°an, ok er Ã¾at hliÃ° eigi minna en sund mikit eÃ°a fjÇ«rÃ°r, ok kunni fiskar eigi at varask Ã¾at at renna Ã¾ar Ã meÃ° fjÇ«lda sinum. En Ã¾egar er kviÃ°r hans er fullr ok munnr, Ã¾Ã¡ lÃ½kr hann saman munn sinn, ok hefir Ã¾Ã¡ all veidda ok inni byrgÃ°a, er Ã¡Ã°r girntusk Ã¾angat at leita sÃ©r til matfanga.
By LWPeterson on Jun. 2nd, 2012 6:46PM
Here are some up-to-date links that have info and other stuff:
Here is my friends not up-to-date website:
ACHIEVERjunior is gonna be [u]MAD![/u]
By S P A R T A on Jun. 2nd, 2012 7:04PM
[quote]Now I will tell you that these are two dragons. Called second hafgufa, another lyngbakr. Is he the greatest of all the whales in the world, but hafgufa most monsters created in the water. Is it her nature that she swallows both men and ships and whales and everything that she can reach. She is submerged, so that day and night together, and when she fires up her head or nÇ«sum and when that age less than the tides, that it's up. Now it was about sundials, we ride between kjapta her, but her nose and into the lower kjaptrinn rocks were those who appeared to thee in the ocean, but lyngbakr see the island, is down sÇ«kk. But Çªgmundr felt has sent these creatures to you by fjÇ«lkynngi time to death of you and your another entirely unlike to men. He thought that it should have gone more to those that now drowned, but he expected that hafgufan would have swallowed us all. Now I fly it in her mouth that I knew that she was recently up. one fish is still Ãºtaldr, I am growing, but in the eyes of that predicted growth of sake, Ã¾viat it will most unlike to men ÃºtrÃºligt thick; there and had the lowest from him nÇ«kkut told gÇ«rla. because he is the most sjaldsÃ©nn, because he is rare in the country or in expectation of hunting men, and I'm not the kind of fish in many hÇ«fum; we kÇ«llum the OPTA in the spring tongue hafgufu. No other I understand vÃsliga frÃ¡a length at secja with cubits speech, Ã¾viat the times he has birzk for unlike to men, then he country sÃ½nzk more like the fish; neither asks I, he was caught been or dead found; and it seems to me like that they are no more than two in hÇ«fum, and Ç«ngvan I think the increase may themselves Amila, Thiam I believe that the sÇ«mu always be, too eigo would Ç«Ã°rum fish hear that they were so many other whales for greatness because of their and so much work they need. But the nature sÇ«gÃ° their fish at once, he must eat, then gives him a lot of belching or neck, and attached to the belching large krill, so that all kinds of fish, they are in the vicinity are present, then samnask, both small and large, and the hyggjask shall provide the food and good jobs; but that the Great Fish let stand its mouth open while, and that is next to no less than great swimming or fjÇ«rÃ°r, and fish may not be that ill can not save it to run there in the fjÇ«lda tendon. But when his stomach is full and mouth, then he ends up together in their mouth and have them all caught and enclosed, is before girntusk thither at looking for food. [/quote]
By Pillow Truck on Jun. 2nd, 2012 7:36PM
Jim, now there is a new bug going around. Every time an ad loads up, it takes me to an entirely different page and says 404 - Not Found. Please fix.
By LWPeterson on Jun. 2nd, 2012 9:15PM
Actually it isn't the rating or play count. It's the user ranking! Go to your profile and you'll see it.
By colonel Ford on Jun. 2nd, 2012 10:12PM
holy crap that's one of the first interesting things i've heard from you achiever.
By Foggy Red Lights on Jun. 2nd, 2012 10:34PM
The more levels you make, the higher your user rating is.
User rating is (Adding all of your level ratings) multiplied by (the number of levels you have) multiplied by 2.
So if I have 2 levels with four star ratings, my User Rating will still be lower than someone with a billion levels an two star ratings.
By ACHIEVERjunior on Jun. 3rd, 2012 04:01AM
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By chexmixrap45 on Jun. 3rd, 2012 07:20AM
Wonder what Jim is planing for happy wheels this summer, i know about the tuk tuk character. but what else?
By ACHIEVERjunior on Jun. 3rd, 2012 07:40AM
Zombies, he mentioned them a while back remember? HE KNEW
By Foggy Red Lights on Jun. 3rd, 2012 07:49AM
[quote]Carter was in the corner of the room with a knife in his hand, and he stood up, he yelled at police while stabbing himself all over his body. Officers noticed that his intestines were protruding from a wound in his abdomen, Heinemann said. Carter allegedly threw some of his skin and intestines at officers as they tried to enter the room, Heinemann said.
The officers ordered him to drop the 12-inch kitchen knife, but he didnât. Carter is accused of swinging the knife at officers, police said. The officers sprayed two cans of pepper spray at the man without any effect.[/quote]
[b]The zombie apocalypse is upon us. Pack your guns and head north.[/b]