We are alive
By someone on May. 21st, 2012 6:43PM
Hello everyone (this is Jason). Here's that news post that everyone has been asking about.
First off, we've added Pogostick Man. All of you know this. As you might guess, he rides a pogo stick. Thanks to Nova
for providing vocals. Now when he plays Happy Wheels, he can scream with
himself. And the internet becomes a bit less lonely of a place. Some of you have asked about having other YouTube gamers record vocals. We're not really planning on doing that. A male voice was needed and Nova, who happens to have a fairly unique voice, mentioned interest. We'll most likely go and record a bunch of new voices soon. The next character vocals are most likely female.
Pressing up/down moves Pogostick Man forward/backward with small jumps. Holding space bar results in a big jump. Pressing shift makes him stand upright on the pogo stick and control makes him crouch. Some of his joints are stronger than other characters which allow him to land big jumps without breaking to pieces. Once ejected, his joints are normal strength.
The response to Pogostick Man has been pretty incredible, but this of course has resulted in a trend of unoriginal wall-jumping levels which has polluted the level browser. Please make original levels.
Second, we have exceeded ONE MILLION Facebook 'likes'. Hitting this mark was never expected. In fact, we originally were hoping for 5000 (Jim: "we did?"). And of course we talked about doing something for this event, but then planned poorly and missed it. So the surprise is that there was no surprise. We will eventually post some awesome pictures of the socks that Jim bought. Or we won't. We know you love the suspense. Thanks to everyone who clicked 'like'.
Third, the development of the forums is on hold. We estimated it would be done by now, but then something came up.
Forth, things are a bit slow right now because Jim is incarcerated in Thailand, but I assure you we're always working on something and there are a lot of things to come.
By LWPeterson on Jun. 12th, 2012 1:24PM
OMG! Voices for characters! SoooÃ¶oooooooooo amazing!!!!! BTW.
By ACHIEVERjunior on Jun. 12th, 2012 3:46PM
I have 1 subscriber who doesn't even care about me cause he only subbed because he thought I would sub him back, I didn't
By LWPeterson on Jun. 12th, 2012 4:11PM
Subscriber for what? [url]http://totalscoutface.webs.com[/url] a new fan site!
By MYMOM234 on Jun. 12th, 2012 4:57PM
stop advertising your shitty clone of TJFtoday. The same thing happened with the HW wiki, and there are now at least 4+ cloned wikias about HW/TJF. STOP IT!!!!!
ACHIEVER i have about 4 followers. One is JAson, two are HW guys, and one is just some pedophile who wants to rape me.
By ACHIEVERjunior on Jun. 12th, 2012 5:06PM
I have 5 followers, 3 I don't know, and 2 I know :P also stop advertising your shit, stop waving it under people's noses like you're victorious, it stinks and isn't nice, if someone comes up to you naked and starts waving their doody under your nose you wouldn't like it, you best not start shoving it down people's throats you crazy naked man
By LWPeterson on Jun. 12th, 2012 5:07PM
I didn't make any of those sites.
By jare on Jun. 12th, 2012 5:52PM
By LWPeterson on Jun. 12th, 2012 7:02PM
By LILswagg on Jun. 12th, 2012 9:16PM
HEY GUYS WAZ UP IM 22 SINGLE SADLY WAIT NO I HAV A GF LOL PEACE OUT PEEPS
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By bllackknight on Jun. 12th, 2012 11:48PM
Sometimes I look at Jim's Happy Wheel's Video and wonder when the originality will come back. And to all who repost levels:
By chexmixrap45 on Jun. 13th, 2012 12:20AM
Lol i actually made my own HW fan site :D [url]http://happywheelsonline.webs.com/[/url Lookie]
By bubba121856 on Jun. 13th, 2012 01:30AM
HEY JIM AND NOVA PLEASE PUT IN A CHARACTER THAT RIDES A GO-KART,ATV,OR DIRT BIKE.PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND MAYBE EVEN ADD A CHARACTER WHO RIDES A FORKLIFT!!! DO US ALL A FAVOR JIM AND NOVA PUT IN AN ATV OR DIRT BIKE CHARACTER.I KNOW A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO WANT A DIRT BIKE AND AVT CHARACTER!!!!
By theshywillraindeath on Jun. 13th, 2012 07:54AM
I know of a virus on this game... bubba121856
By bmw8464 on Jun. 13th, 2012 08:20AM
can you create a new character called as pewdiepie if you dont want leave it but mak it please
By Bert on Jun. 13th, 2012 08:37AM
Also, there's no virus' on Happy Wheels...
I'm not even sure if LILswagg is being serious, or suffers from mental retardation, heck, he thinks he's 22 and has a girlfriend, obviously he's only 7.
One more thing:
Turn your caps lock off, moron, Nova doesn't even work for Total Jerkface, he just did a voice.
By robichj on Jun. 13th, 2012 09:02AM
By D J A Y on Jun. 13th, 2012 09:16AM
Jason y u no read my message
By Bert on Jun. 13th, 2012 09:28AM
robichj is a prime example of a complete idiot who doesn't even realise there's comments on the first page!
By D J A Y on Jun. 13th, 2012 09:52AM
That bubba fool thinks nova is worker on tjf u damn as i need to hit you on the head with the smart stick
By ACHIEVERjunior on Jun. 13th, 2012 10:19AM
Dammit! why hasn't Jim and Jason made a separate site, one for noobs and one for...uh...non noobs
By PewDiePie421 on Jun. 13th, 2012 10:52AM
I hope all Facebook like Happy Wheels! I don't even have FaceB acc. lol
My real account name is Borowcy BTW.
By Earthykiller127 on Jun. 13th, 2012 2:26PM
Hope noobs dont ask for goddamn pewdiepie character and voice. or if yes? it would just be for an punchbag ROFL :D
By Shitty Fahk on Jun. 13th, 2012 3:20PM
You should make a Pewdie caracter. This would be nice :D. And ad some new Levels Pls. :S...
By LWPeterson on Jun. 13th, 2012 3:25PM
All of facebook liking HW??????? What makes you think that will happen?
By glacon2 on Jun. 13th, 2012 5:10PM
By glacon2 on Jun. 13th, 2012 5:46PM
By MYMOM234 on Jun. 13th, 2012 7:03PM
damn noobs, Y U NO STFU ABOUT POODEEPII KARAKTER????????
seriously, on the top rated ,every day, i see "MAEK POODEEPIE A KARAKTER AND HE CANS SAE ASS WEN HE DIYZ AND HE MAEKS NOEIZEZ AND RAET 5 TO MAEK JIM CEE DIS CRAPPEELY SPEELED LEVL DAT SHOOD BE DELELDED BUT IZNT"
By Bert on Jun. 13th, 2012 7:28PM
Shitty Fahk you shitty fuck, they're featured levels, are you too blind to see the 'BROWSE LEVELS' option? Dumbass. And shut the fuck up about that stupid piece of shit, he's an ass, and apparently made some stupid competition that all these stupid noobs entered, so the top played is full of dumb PewDiePie levels.
And you don't need to sign your damn name, IT'S ALREADY DISPLAYED!
By LWPeterson on Jun. 13th, 2012 8:04PM
I saw a level called: "pewdiepie character?" it had 5 stars. One vote. ):-D
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By SoDamnInsain on Jun. 14th, 2012 01:17AM
Maybe you could find PewDiePie and get him to voice a character on a Vespa?
By chexmixrap45 on Jun. 14th, 2012 02:35AM
THERE WILL NOOOTTTT BBEEEEEEEE AAAAAAA FFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGG SSSSSTTTTTTTUUUUUUPPPPIDDDDDDDDDD PEWDIEPIE CHARACTER OMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFFGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!
By sprenkels on Jun. 14th, 2012 05:07AM
Agreed,I think jim not have to work hard,it also has a lot of time,not every1 needs to have a character/idea.
By S P A R T A on Jun. 14th, 2012 06:22AM
You know, I'm not even gonna come onto the news anymore. It's fulls of noobs and people who want "POODIPIEE KARIKTAR" and it's getting really freaking annoying. Nobody wants your [b]STUPID PEWDIEPIE CHARACTER IDEAS[/b]. IT'S IN BOLD. Also, before you post, at least learn something, and explore HW and the news. Bert, you're amazing, but these noobs don't understand you. Most won't read this because they don't even know how to get to the next page. So yeah, I'm not even going to check the news comments if it's full of noobs who want stupid characters.
By THEMK99K on Jun. 14th, 2012 07:17AM
I played happy wheels when the third character came out or so I played when it was like 2k likes or so xD.. I was looking for free games then i found this :D
By Bert on Jun. 14th, 2012 08:35AM
Thanks S P A R T A, you should see the Facebook page too, nothing but rude morons screaming for 'poodypeiye'.
Oh, THEMK99K, you're wrong, Happy Wheels was released to the Internet with the first four original characters, and the Facebook page was set up a lot later (late December 2010). You also joined in October 2011. Well, so long as you don't scream for a character it's fine!
Just left a long rant on some guys stupid Facebook post about poodyiepeyie.
By MetalKiller on Jun. 14th, 2012 10:00AM
Jason i have been playing some levels.Then i found some levels that were very very very very bad.Type in cheater and you will find a lot of bad levels.you need to see them all!!!!!! everybody needs to repeat this!!!!this is Metal killer!!!
By ACHIEVERjunior on Jun. 14th, 2012 10:37AM
Guess what, anywhere you go you'll find bad levels
By brukaren on Jun. 14th, 2012 5:35PM
play my levels on brukaren
By ACHIEVERjunior on Jun. 14th, 2012 6:05PM
Wow, a woman stripped naked and tried to choke and bite her son and her dogs in new york, Jim better watch out! [url]http://www.policymic.com/articles/9708/zombie-apocalypse-bath-salts-make-ny-mom-strip-naked-and-try-to-choke-son[/url]
By Bert on Jun. 14th, 2012 6:30PM
Damn bath salts again... I wonder when the next one is going to happen. Jim should be prepared, he's survived years of noobs who are just like zombies. He'll load up his shotty, and shoot any zombie in the face!
By Bigjamama47 on Jun. 14th, 2012 7:51PM
I already tried it, it's preety good.
By IMSOAWRESOME on Jun. 14th, 2012 11:26PM
You should make a guy on a skateboard!