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By someone on May. 21st, 2012 6:43PM
Hello everyone (this is Jason). Here's that news post that everyone has been asking about.
First off, we've added Pogostick Man. All of you know this. As you might guess, he rides a pogo stick. Thanks to Nova for providing vocals. Now when he plays Happy Wheels, he can scream with himself. And the internet becomes a bit less lonely of a place. Some of you have asked about having other YouTube gamers record vocals. We're not really planning on doing that. A male voice was needed and Nova, who happens to have a fairly unique voice, mentioned interest. We'll most likely go and record a bunch of new voices soon. The next character vocals are most likely female.
Pressing up/down moves Pogostick Man forward/backward with small jumps. Holding space bar results in a big jump. Pressing shift makes him stand upright on the pogo stick and control makes him crouch. Some of his joints are stronger than other characters which allow him to land big jumps without breaking to pieces. Once ejected, his joints are normal strength.
The response to Pogostick Man has been pretty incredible, but this of course has resulted in a trend of unoriginal wall-jumping levels which has polluted the level browser. Please make original levels.
Second, we have exceeded ONE MILLION Facebook 'likes'. Hitting this mark was never expected. In fact, we originally were hoping for 5000 (Jim: "we did?"). And of course we talked about doing something for this event, but then planned poorly and missed it. So the surprise is that there was no surprise. We will eventually post some awesome pictures of the socks that Jim bought. Or we won't. We know you love the suspense. Thanks to everyone who clicked 'like'.
Third, the development of the forums is on hold. We estimated it would be done by now, but then something came up.
Forth, things are a bit slow right now because Jim is incarcerated in Thailand, but I assure you we're always working on something and there are a lot of things to come.
By someone on May. 21st, 2012 6:43PM
Hello everyone (this is Jason). Here's that news post that everyone has been asking about.
First off, we've added Pogostick Man. All of you know this. As you might guess, he rides a pogo stick. Thanks to Nova for providing vocals. Now when he plays Happy Wheels, he can scream with himself. And the internet becomes a bit less lonely of a place. Some of you have asked about having other YouTube gamers record vocals. We're not really planning on doing that. A male voice was needed and Nova, who happens to have a fairly unique voice, mentioned interest. We'll most likely go and record a bunch of new voices soon. The next character vocals are most likely female.
Pressing up/down moves Pogostick Man forward/backward with small jumps. Holding space bar results in a big jump. Pressing shift makes him stand upright on the pogo stick and control makes him crouch. Some of his joints are stronger than other characters which allow him to land big jumps without breaking to pieces. Once ejected, his joints are normal strength.
The response to Pogostick Man has been pretty incredible, but this of course has resulted in a trend of unoriginal wall-jumping levels which has polluted the level browser. Please make original levels.
Second, we have exceeded ONE MILLION Facebook 'likes'. Hitting this mark was never expected. In fact, we originally were hoping for 5000 (Jim: "we did?"). And of course we talked about doing something for this event, but then planned poorly and missed it. So the surprise is that there was no surprise. We will eventually post some awesome pictures of the socks that Jim bought. Or we won't. We know you love the suspense. Thanks to everyone who clicked 'like'.
Third, the development of the forums is on hold. We estimated it would be done by now, but then something came up.
Forth, things are a bit slow right now because Jim is incarcerated in Thailand, but I assure you we're always working on something and there are a lot of things to come.
By Bert on Jun. 23rd, 2012 04:59AM
Page 20. Page 20 is like every other page: It's full of noobs begging for stupid shit. Welcome.
Page 20. Page 20 is like every other page: It's full of noobs begging for stupid shit. Welcome.
By Bert on Jun. 23rd, 2012 09:32AM
Ok, as we know, the site has been hit hard by a supposed 'deadClown', Total Jerkface must have been targeted due to its popularity. I've never heard of deadClown, and he only joined YouTube today. Hopefully something is done, and that nothing else happens to the site.
Ok, as we know, the site has been hit hard by a supposed 'deadClown', Total Jerkface must have been targeted due to its popularity. I've never heard of deadClown, and he only joined YouTube today. Hopefully something is done, and that nothing else happens to the site.
By ACHIEVERjunior on Jun. 23rd, 2012 1:26PM
I'm so confused, the last news post is the first, and the recent ones were...never even created?
I'm so confused, the last news post is the first, and the recent ones were...never even created?
By Bert on Jun. 23rd, 2012 1:53PM
The two most recent news posts are on page 10, due to them not being dated (they're stuck with 'never').
The two most recent news posts are on page 10, due to them not being dated (they're stuck with 'never').
By theshywillraindeath on Jun. 23rd, 2012 10:42PM
Hmm... This deadClown guys sounds like a real dipshit. Oh wait, he hacked totaljerkface... yea totaldipshit. Have you seen his fruity video explaining that he hacked us? Also, please remember to check out Styrofoam plane and floppy disks =stinking awesome time in terrible quality! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVnvcmqiF0M&list=UUJVz_xUCoZ09cyhr8WmCmAg&index=1&feature=plcp
Hmm... This deadClown guys sounds like a real dipshit. Oh wait, he hacked totaljerkface... yea totaldipshit. Have you seen his fruity video explaining that he hacked us? Also, please remember to check out Styrofoam plane and floppy disks =stinking awesome time in terrible quality! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVnvcmqiF0M&list=UUJVz_xUCoZ09cyhr8WmCmAg&index=1&feature=plcp
By Bert on Jun. 23rd, 2012 10:53PM
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVnvcmqiF0M[/url] Fixed the link for you, you don't need to add anything from '&' and after. Nice, random video though, but 112p? At around 5 FPS? You record this from a crappy phone? It's like you recorded it on a crappy old phone camera, then rendered it in 240p with the text and stuff you added.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVnvcmqiF0M[/url] Fixed the link for you, you don't need to add anything from '&' and after. Nice, random video though, but 112p? At around 5 FPS? You record this from a crappy phone? It's like you recorded it on a crappy old phone camera, then rendered it in 240p with the text and stuff you added.
By ACHIEVERjunior on Jun. 24th, 2012 04:04AM
Well, that was the highlight of my day, guess I'll go gamble
Well, that was the highlight of my day, guess I'll go gamble
By chexmixrap45 on Jun. 24th, 2012 8:10PM
Atleast no shitheaded noobs ever find this page -_- and DeadClown gets a permaban from this site, and the sites been runing faster as of reacent :D
Atleast no shitheaded noobs ever find this page -_- and DeadClown gets a permaban from this site, and the sites been runing faster as of reacent :D
By theshywillraindeath on Jun. 24th, 2012 9:16PM
@ Bert No, I recorded it with a ten year old camera that records in either 112p or 240p. It records to floppy disk, so you can only save up to 15 seconds of video on a floppy disk in 240p, so I just recorded it in 112p. And no, this was rendered in 112p, Youtube can only go down to 240p. Try it. It's still 112p. And yeah, the FPS is pretty terrible. The good thing is I didn't buy the camera. My dad got it for his work camera taking pictures of things he needed to. But recently he has started getting phones with cameras, so he doesn't need it anymore, so they just gave it to him! And I looked it up on Amazon.com, today it costs $799.99. Wow. It takes great still photos. Probably the reason it costs so much is because (unlike so many of today's cameras), it has dual media. Floppy disk or memory stick. Past or present. YOU CHOOSE! We don't have present, so we use floppy. Don't worry (not that you were anyway), it isn't the only camera I have. I'm sure you don't want to hear me give a long, drawn out description of each and every picture- taking device in my household, so here it this - I have better camera(s). Thank you for reading my novel about old cameras. I hope you like!
@ Bert No, I recorded it with a ten year old camera that records in either 112p or 240p. It records to floppy disk, so you can only save up to 15 seconds of video on a floppy disk in 240p, so I just recorded it in 112p. And no, this was rendered in 112p, Youtube can only go down to 240p. Try it. It's still 112p. And yeah, the FPS is pretty terrible. The good thing is I didn't buy the camera. My dad got it for his work camera taking pictures of things he needed to. But recently he has started getting phones with cameras, so he doesn't need it anymore, so they just gave it to him! And I looked it up on Amazon.com, today it costs $799.99. Wow. It takes great still photos. Probably the reason it costs so much is because (unlike so many of today's cameras), it has dual media. Floppy disk or memory stick. Past or present. YOU CHOOSE! We don't have present, so we use floppy. Don't worry (not that you were anyway), it isn't the only camera I have. I'm sure you don't want to hear me give a long, drawn out description of each and every picture- taking device in my household, so here it this - I have better camera(s). Thank you for reading my novel about old cameras. I hope you like!
By LWPeterson on Jun. 25th, 2012 6:15PM
Just spent a lot of time messaging noobs about their questions. oh and theshywillraindeath I have subscribed you on youtube! Your old camera novel was [b]BORING![/b]lol
Just spent a lot of time messaging noobs about their questions. oh and theshywillraindeath I have subscribed you on youtube! Your old camera novel was [b]BORING![/b]lol
By theshywillraindeath on Jun. 26th, 2012 09:13AM
Ok well thank you seriously for subscribing, and thank you sarcastically for my novel being borring. Nah just kidding. But anyway, no one comes to my shw anymore. If you want to come, just go to the tjftoday xat chat box around 10:00 AM EST and I will give a link. It is the Jenga Show, involving destruction of Jenga block towers via toy airplanes. And a monster truck.
Ok well thank you seriously for subscribing, and thank you sarcastically for my novel being borring. Nah just kidding. But anyway, no one comes to my shw anymore. If you want to come, just go to the tjftoday xat chat box around 10:00 AM EST and I will give a link. It is the Jenga Show, involving destruction of Jenga block towers via toy airplanes. And a monster truck.
By theshywillraindeath on Jun. 26th, 2012 6:18PM
SHOW. EST is a TIME ZONE Eastern Standard Time. JENGA SHOW is the NAME of the SHOW. :|
SHOW. EST is a TIME ZONE Eastern Standard Time. JENGA SHOW is the NAME of the SHOW. :|
By ACHIEVERjunior on Jun. 27th, 2012 10:53AM
Kids in my school just learned about happy wheels, man they are so fucking nooby I JUST WANT TO PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE
Kids in my school just learned about happy wheels, man they are so fucking nooby I JUST WANT TO PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE
By theshywillraindeath on Jun. 27th, 2012 4:04PM
HEY I made ya'll another random video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ODyQG2Hwic It is of things slowed down. First a Jenga tower. Then the styrofoam plane from my other video. And then me smashig a brick. Check it out! Any constructive critisism, Bert?
HEY I made ya'll another random video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ODyQG2Hwic It is of things slowed down. First a Jenga tower. Then the styrofoam plane from my other video. And then me smashig a brick. Check it out! Any constructive critisism, Bert?
By theshywillraindeath on Jun. 27th, 2012 9:40PM
LOL well don't tell them where it's at... maybe they won't see the PLAY THE FULL VERSION AT TOTALJERKFACE.COM in the corner of the screen.
LOL well don't tell them where it's at... maybe they won't see the PLAY THE FULL VERSION AT TOTALJERKFACE.COM in the corner of the screen.
By Bert on Jun. 28th, 2012 03:37AM
Nice video, I didn't see anything wrong with it. I also surely doubt they can find the huge text leading to the full version, noobs here don't even realise there's a page number section!
Nice video, I didn't see anything wrong with it. I also surely doubt they can find the huge text leading to the full version, noobs here don't even realise there's a page number section!
By LWPeterson on Jun. 28th, 2012 08:48AM
Some noobs don't know how to register or how to make levels. I saw that in the about section.
Some noobs don't know how to register or how to make levels. I saw that in the about section.
By Henry8506 on Jun. 30th, 2012 1:07PM
Hey guys i want play happy wheels and it say error pls ask me what going ):
Hey guys i want play happy wheels and it say error pls ask me what going ):
By theshywillraindeath on Jul. 1st, 2012 10:11PM
Ok, what going? Also, thank's Bert! I will continue to make my random videos. In fact, I have already made one, I just need to upload it to Youtube. I'll post it on the newest post.
Ok, what going? Also, thank's Bert! I will continue to make my random videos. In fact, I have already made one, I just need to upload it to Youtube. I'll post it on the newest post.
By dunker3 on Jul. 5th, 2012 10:35PM
YOU NEED TO GET TOBY TURNER TO DO THE VOCALS FOR THE KID AND HIS DAD!SKIP TO 3:08 OF THIS VIDEO AND LISTEN! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjUMQbhPKPA IT IS HALARIOUS!!!! I WOULD PLAY 10 TIMES MORE OFTEN IF YOU DID THIS! PLEASE DO THIS! Thanks, Dunker
YOU NEED TO GET TOBY TURNER TO DO THE VOCALS FOR THE KID AND HIS DAD!SKIP TO 3:08 OF THIS VIDEO AND LISTEN! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjUMQbhPKPA IT IS HALARIOUS!!!! I WOULD PLAY 10 TIMES MORE OFTEN IF YOU DID THIS! PLEASE DO THIS! Thanks, Dunker
By bootoos1991 on Jul. 6th, 2012 08:03AM
Awesome! oh Can you make with multiplayer pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee please please please it would be awesome i want to play with my friend and people please make it
Awesome! oh Can you make with multiplayer pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee please please please it would be awesome i want to play with my friend and people please make it
By slimjimman99 on Jul. 6th, 2012 08:19AM
i think that if nova got to do a voice in this game pewdiepie should as well.
i think that if nova got to do a voice in this game pewdiepie should as well.
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Hey, I've just received a free Minecraft Giftcode! You can get one too! >> minecraftcodes.me <<
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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<
By Daniel Sacuti on Oct. 14th, 2012 6:43PM
Hey guy put new characters in happy wheels ... I will give an idea man corridor!!!
Hey guy put new characters in happy wheels ... I will give an idea man corridor!!!
By CooloyRo Letsplayer on Nov. 1st, 2012 09:49AM
Pogostickman is the best and i like it!! Pogo jump levels :)
Pogostickman is the best and i like it!! Pogo jump levels :)
By BlazeBird1 on Dec. 2nd, 2012 08:35AM
Nearly all the time I am on HW it says i'm not logged in when I am. I really need this question answered!
Nearly all the time I am on HW it says i'm not logged in when I am. I really need this question answered!
By demiano01 on Feb. 19th, 2013 12:05PM
i like this aha aha i like this aha aha lets move aha aha i like this aha aha
i like this aha aha i like this aha aha lets move aha aha i like this aha aha
By demiano01 on Feb. 19th, 2013 12:05PM
i like this aha aha i like this aha aha lets move aha aha i like this aha aha
i like this aha aha i like this aha aha lets move aha aha i like this aha aha
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