We are alive
By someone on May. 21st, 2012 6:43PM
Hello everyone (this is Jason). Here's that news post that everyone has been asking about.
First off, we've added Pogostick Man. All of you know this. As you might guess, he rides a pogo stick. Thanks to Nova
for providing vocals. Now when he plays Happy Wheels, he can scream with
himself. And the internet becomes a bit less lonely of a place. Some of you have asked about having other YouTube gamers record vocals. We're not really planning on doing that. A male voice was needed and Nova, who happens to have a fairly unique voice, mentioned interest. We'll most likely go and record a bunch of new voices soon. The next character vocals are most likely female.
Pressing up/down moves Pogostick Man forward/backward with small jumps. Holding space bar results in a big jump. Pressing shift makes him stand upright on the pogo stick and control makes him crouch. Some of his joints are stronger than other characters which allow him to land big jumps without breaking to pieces. Once ejected, his joints are normal strength.
The response to Pogostick Man has been pretty incredible, but this of course has resulted in a trend of unoriginal wall-jumping levels which has polluted the level browser. Please make original levels.
Second, we have exceeded ONE MILLION Facebook 'likes'. Hitting this mark was never expected. In fact, we originally were hoping for 5000 (Jim: "we did?"). And of course we talked about doing something for this event, but then planned poorly and missed it. So the surprise is that there was no surprise. We will eventually post some awesome pictures of the socks that Jim bought. Or we won't. We know you love the suspense. Thanks to everyone who clicked 'like'.
Third, the development of the forums is on hold. We estimated it would be done by now, but then something came up.
Forth, things are a bit slow right now because Jim is incarcerated in Thailand, but I assure you we're always working on something and there are a lot of things to come.
By digdig on May. 24th, 2012 10:26PM
By Stewieinc on May. 24th, 2012 11:25PM
By LOLALEXLOL on May. 25th, 2012 02:23AM
[u][b]CHECK MY LEVELS...[/b][/u]
By Bert on May. 25th, 2012 02:33AM
I'm not sure whether to laugh or facepalm at bigchief, not only is his grammar terrible, but his mass amount of levels are pathetic as all shit, typical noob levels (no detail, NPC's everywhere, etc).
Everyone, please laugh at this... Idiot.
By Dayzy on May. 25th, 2012 02:53AM
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By fangas 100 on May. 25th, 2012 04:27AM
NOOO!! WHY JIM IS INCACERATED!! WHY!!!
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By Dahapmas221 on May. 25th, 2012 06:29AM
Don't you think that you should make a nascar driver or something else cuse' it would be a lot better with more and more characters avlible for more tasks... ;)
By Ryu9 on May. 25th, 2012 06:46AM
Can u make a scooter guy if u like him sitting down or standing
By ryansgun on May. 25th, 2012 08:15AM
ummmmm.... ok. can Jim make some featured levels?And maybe some more cool charictures real soon? please?
By Alayzzz XOXO on May. 25th, 2012 08:34AM
DEATH TO WALL JUMP
By Safety on May. 25th, 2012 09:08AM
Okay, but that's really, really, really, unspeakebebebebebebebebelly gay, why spend about a month working on a forum when something comes up, and then just take a break and go to Thailand?!
By chexmixrap45 on May. 25th, 2012 09:40AM
Safety do you not realize Jim is not the only one working on the forums, adura and some other people are still working on it.
By icrazy on May. 25th, 2012 10:50AM
you people care about the game when the creator is in jail in Thailand ?
By ACHIEVERjunior on May. 25th, 2012 11:07AM
FUCK SAKE HE IS NOT IN JAIL YOU FUCKING RETARDS! SAFETY IF YOU CAN'T APPRECIATE THE WORK THEY'VE PUT INTO THIS SITE THEN YOU DON'T DESERVE TO COME HERE! SAME GOES FOR EVERYONE ELSE! you guys are seriously pissing me off
By Bert on May. 25th, 2012 12:08PM
Well ACHIEVER, you realise noobs don't read news posts, they just go: "HUR DUR NUE POST BETTUR KEEP ASKYNG JIM TO MAYKE SCATBORD KYD IM SHUR IF I KEP RSKIN HEL MAK IT!" not even understanding he's in Thailand on holiday, and that nobody cares about character suggestions.
By a a r o n 4 321 on May. 25th, 2012 12:51PM
what does incarcerated mean? B(
By mega5505 on May. 25th, 2012 1:00PM
Congratulations guys. But I would like to make a request. If you ever decide to make another character that requires a man's voice, contact Pewdiepie on Youtube. Enough said.
By ACHIEVERjunior on May. 25th, 2012 1:13PM
Pewdiepie will never get a voice, NEVER EVER EVER! now fuck off, if you've bothered even reading the fucking post, you would of noticed Jim is in thailand, just because you requested it, does not mean its going to fucking happen! also Incarcerated means beaten the fuck up.Enough said.
By chexmixrap45 on May. 25th, 2012 1:23PM
Icrazy shut up it was a joke my God people, don't take everything to serious.
By modzombie1 on May. 25th, 2012 2:22PM
do pewdiepies voice for the next character
By chexmixrap45 on May. 25th, 2012 2:33PM
NO DICKHEAD!!!!, did you even read the fuckin post!!!???
By LWPeterson on May. 25th, 2012 3:12PM
Noobs don't know how to read.
By goldengunman on May. 25th, 2012 3:28PM
Incarcerated in thailand? Why is Jim in prisoned in thailand?
By Artist Smeargle on May. 25th, 2012 3:35PM
...These noobs... Are the saddest of noobs I have ever seen...
By chexmixrap45 on May. 25th, 2012 3:38PM
OMFG IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE ITS A JOKE ITS A JOKE ITS A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now shut the fuck up, Lord almighty!!!!!.
By Sipuli123 on May. 25th, 2012 3:54PM
WE NEED Running/walking man/women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And [b][/b][b][/b][b][/b][b][/b][b][/b][b][/b]MULTIPLAYER!!!!
Chuck Norris character. And Terminator with motorcycle!!!
By Skyrim545 on May. 25th, 2012 3:54PM
By ACHIEVERjunior on May. 25th, 2012 4:27PM
WE NEED NO FUCKING WALKING CHARACTERS! YOU CAN CREATE A WALKING SUIT FOR YOUR CHARACTER IF YOU'RE SKILLED ENOUGH WHICH NONE OF YOU ARE
By jjcamp1 on May. 25th, 2012 5:03PM
ypu should add something like a person who rides roller blades or a witch on a broom =3
By ACHIEVERjunior on May. 25th, 2012 5:04PM
Return the slab or suffer my curse...also fuck you
By Slickmanz on May. 25th, 2012 5:09PM
ok, about the polygon tool how do u curve with it???
By ACHIEVERjunior on May. 25th, 2012 5:16PM
That's the thing! you don't!
By get away on May. 25th, 2012 5:24PM
nova is my best mate
he put me strait into the creatures until i got an arrow to the knee lol sorry if that efected u
By chexmixrap45 on May. 25th, 2012 5:48PM
You'd better get away right now or ima launch you way up in the air like a frickin ragdoll!!!!
By LWPeterson on May. 25th, 2012 6:43PM
[b]PEWDIEPIE WILL NOT DO THE VOICE FOR THE NEXT CHARACTER!![/b]
By chexmixrap45 on May. 25th, 2012 9:18PM
Hopfuly when the forums are almost done, Adura will make a news post on it telling us when it might be done.
By colonel Ford on May. 25th, 2012 11:53PM
Guys.. if new people don't read what you say, just don't bother saying anything. Simple.
By dragonfist56 on May. 26th, 2012 12:07AM
Hey Jason Canyou add a player like Pewdiepie
Watch Pewdiepie in youtube
He plays happy wheels to much
Can you please add pewdiepie's character!!
Watch him scream like a baws!!!!please jason
By iam mrdeath1234 on May. 26th, 2012 12:10AM
Come on guys, if you were managing a website and every one was bugging you about MOAR CARAKTOARZ LOL1 wouldn't you need a break? Who gives two shits if he's in Thailand, he's just a regular person like all of us, not a superhero. Cut him some slack. Seriously.
By Vasemantwist on May. 26th, 2012 01:10AM
How about you add multiplayer?
just for fighting or co-op please but am 18
By ACHIEVERjunior on May. 26th, 2012 03:13AM
Woops, you put a 1 infront of your age you silly person! also PEWDIEFUCKER WILL NOT BE A CHARACTER NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU SCREAM AND CRY
By MFP674 on May. 26th, 2012 05:02AM
why jim jailed in Thailand?
By Spikerzy on May. 26th, 2012 05:12AM
Hmm...I think the new guy is good... but, I want a guy that use jet pack! Its will be so awesome!