We are alive
By someone on May. 21st, 2012 6:43PM
Hello everyone (this is Jason). Here's that news post that everyone has been asking about.
First off, we've added Pogostick Man. All of you know this. As you might guess, he rides a pogo stick. Thanks to Nova
for providing vocals. Now when he plays Happy Wheels, he can scream with
himself. And the internet becomes a bit less lonely of a place. Some of you have asked about having other YouTube gamers record vocals. We're not really planning on doing that. A male voice was needed and Nova, who happens to have a fairly unique voice, mentioned interest. We'll most likely go and record a bunch of new voices soon. The next character vocals are most likely female.
Pressing up/down moves Pogostick Man forward/backward with small jumps. Holding space bar results in a big jump. Pressing shift makes him stand upright on the pogo stick and control makes him crouch. Some of his joints are stronger than other characters which allow him to land big jumps without breaking to pieces. Once ejected, his joints are normal strength.
The response to Pogostick Man has been pretty incredible, but this of course has resulted in a trend of unoriginal wall-jumping levels which has polluted the level browser. Please make original levels.
Second, we have exceeded ONE MILLION Facebook 'likes'. Hitting this mark was never expected. In fact, we originally were hoping for 5000 (Jim: "we did?"). And of course we talked about doing something for this event, but then planned poorly and missed it. So the surprise is that there was no surprise. We will eventually post some awesome pictures of the socks that Jim bought. Or we won't. We know you love the suspense. Thanks to everyone who clicked 'like'.
Third, the development of the forums is on hold. We estimated it would be done by now, but then something came up.
Forth, things are a bit slow right now because Jim is incarcerated in Thailand, but I assure you we're always working on something and there are a lot of things to come.
By steadman52 on May. 26th, 2012 05:28AM
Pogo stick man is BEAST!!!! Gracias!!
By LWPeterson on May. 26th, 2012 06:45AM
He needs to be faster though.
By BLaD3 HD on May. 26th, 2012 08:44AM
Took your sweet damn time too post this
By Albus Dumbledore on May. 26th, 2012 08:59AM
WOW!! Theres going to be another character + I was scared that you guys left us XD
Like me on facebook http://www.facebook.com/AlbusDumbledoreHW
By LWPeterson on May. 26th, 2012 09:27AM
You need to click on the link next to the [u]U[/u]. Then type in the URL. Wow you noob. [url]http://www.facebook.com/AlbusDumbledoreHW[/url]. Did it for you.
By marksman2696 on May. 26th, 2012 10:13AM
wow um... no comment about the "people who play happy wheels" WERE ALL INSANE?? MUHAHAHAHAHA
By Bert on May. 26th, 2012 10:31AM
I swear if the new Forums don't have a 'non-noob' section, then I'm going to hide under my bed, curl into a ball, and cry.
Someone needs to contact this PewDiePie person and tell him to make a video telling these faggots to shut up.
By tyu12 on May. 26th, 2012 10:44AM
It was a stimulating experience playing this game, thank you Jason
By ACHIEVERjunior on May. 26th, 2012 10:52AM
Listen up shake n bake, I eat evil for breakfast and danger for dinner
By ATV400 on May. 26th, 2012 11:00AM
They should make a man riding with BMX and the voice is by Pewdiepie
By ACHIEVERjunior on May. 26th, 2012 11:18AM
By LOL3 on May. 26th, 2012 11:54AM
i would like the voice of daneboe
By ACHIEVERjunior on May. 26th, 2012 12:56PM
I would like to have the voice of Morgan Freeman but we all know that's not gonna happen
By Granthavens on May. 26th, 2012 3:25PM
Dude can you please fix the auto save. I make alot of great levels in my opinion but not to upload them on The browser but just to play for my self in general. So its really sad when the happy wheels page freezes which therefore cause you to lose all your hard work. thanks if you fix the problem.
By chexmixrap45 on May. 26th, 2012 4:26PM
By counterclockw1se on May. 26th, 2012 5:47PM
Have fun with the whole incarceration-shindig, Jim!
We would love to see the socks you bought from the jailhouse giftshop~
By Foggy Red Lights on May. 26th, 2012 7:17PM
Im getting this weird glitch in which when you test the level, then press T again, the level just freezes and you cant escape except by pressing refresh or turning the window off then on again. Thank God for auto-save.
By anygamer101 on May. 26th, 2012 8:05PM
There should be a character with a clown car or something a car or mustang or a miniature mustang
By Foggy Red Lights on May. 26th, 2012 8:12PM
How would you eject?
What would the possibilities be of getting hurt hen you're protected at all angles?
By BleidzKase2 on May. 26th, 2012 8:27PM
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By bladethomas on May. 26th, 2012 8:43PM
i got a good voice for death screams and sound vocals
By gloryindeath on May. 26th, 2012 11:42PM
fix the forums i miss them so much
By Bert on May. 26th, 2012 11:49PM
You joined last month, how could you miss the forums if you never saw them in the first place?
By Dubstepjustin1720 on May. 27th, 2012 12:47AM
Well yeah the 99% impossible jumps are SUPER annoying and i just checked right now and saw that it was 1.65 and thought that i should check the forums or whatever this thing is called xD i was thinking that they would update the the game at 1 mil like but im a big Big BIG fan of happy wheels first thing when i get on my comp it go to hw but maby itll get updated and add new objects or blood cause ive been seeing like fire ideas and i thought that would be epic
By ACHIEVERjunior on May. 27th, 2012 02:33AM
Noobs think everything that is not plausible is epic, also I can't understand a single fuck you're saying,and Jim gets some super cool socks for 1 million likes
By george25 on May. 27th, 2012 02:49AM
I hate them boring Pogo levels.
By carlosmellenios on May. 27th, 2012 02:58AM
I can't wait until another character comes out.
Also are you guys going to make that game you were thinking about making in your last post, the super violent fighting game? That would be so cool.
By juul414 on May. 27th, 2012 03:09AM
finally a post and keep going
By xXGunnerXx on May. 27th, 2012 03:36AM
you must get PewDiePie's girlfriend to do the female voice
By ACHIEVERjunior on May. 27th, 2012 05:54AM
NO ONE ON YOUTUBE ESPECIALLY PEWDIEPIE OR ANYONE RELATED TO HIM WILL GET A VOICE I SWEAR TO CTHULU
By Budjy11 on May. 27th, 2012 06:47AM
HEY JIM. CAN YOU PLEASE NEXT MAKE A MOBILE/IPOD VERSION OF THIS???? PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
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By Foggy Red Lights on May. 27th, 2012 08:36AM
Fuck you Minecraft advert
--To all those dumbasses who think anyone can voice a character--
PewDiePie's first Happy Wheels vid- in Feb. 2012
Nova's first Happy Wheels vid- in Nov. 2011
PewDie's vid count- 41
Nova's vid count- 155
So, people who said Nova didn't deserve the voice and PewDie did, you're pretty much fighting with 114 less videos and a whole four months of delay.
AND NOW we go to the retards who think they can voice a character. The answer is NO. I believe Jim only asks people he knows to voice a character, and Nova was just an exception. Now all you guys think you can voice a character just because Nova could.
By basoco on May. 27th, 2012 08:49AM
when are they going to make a scooter man chacter
By ACHIEVERjunior on May. 27th, 2012 09:49AM
Let me just check my watch...hmmm, about NEVER
By azaz30 on May. 27th, 2012 10:34AM
Get PEWDIPIE TO DO THIS ALSO!
By Dogzilla1234 on May. 27th, 2012 11:53AM
You should get tobuscus (or toby tuner same thing) to do a voice for a knew character. :]
By LWPeterson on May. 27th, 2012 11:55AM
Who is tobuscus? Not that I care anyways.
By ACHIEVERjunior on May. 27th, 2012 12:20PM
Toby hasn't even fucking played happy wheels
By Foggy Red Lights on May. 27th, 2012 1:34PM
Quote from Jason,
[quote] Some of you have asked about having other YouTube gamers record vocals. We're not really planning on doing that.[/quote]
A toast to the illiterate souls.
By LWPeterson on May. 27th, 2012 1:54PM
What percent of the people here are noobs? I say about 70%. What do you think?
By chexmixrap45 on May. 27th, 2012 2:21PM
Hey guys, when the forums are back up i got a rule on there, if a noob posts "MAYK MOAR CHARICTERZ!!! jIMMMM!!!" they would be booted off there for life :D.
By ACHIEVERjunior on May. 27th, 2012 3:10PM
By MYMOM234 on May. 27th, 2012 3:58PM
I would like an asian with a thick accent to voice, but thats not gonna happen.
legs are chopped off, he yells,
"ME GET A"
balls get shot, he screams,
"BALLS NO MATTER , ONLY A"
lol that would be awesome
By Crying Angel on May. 27th, 2012 4:48PM
kid with a rocket powered skatebord i think its a good idea