We are alive
By someone on May. 21st, 2012 6:43PM
Hello everyone (this is Jason). Here's that news post that everyone has been asking about.
First off, we've added Pogostick Man. All of you know this. As you might guess, he rides a pogo stick. Thanks to Nova
for providing vocals. Now when he plays Happy Wheels, he can scream with
himself. And the internet becomes a bit less lonely of a place. Some of you have asked about having other YouTube gamers record vocals. We're not really planning on doing that. A male voice was needed and Nova, who happens to have a fairly unique voice, mentioned interest. We'll most likely go and record a bunch of new voices soon. The next character vocals are most likely female.
Pressing up/down moves Pogostick Man forward/backward with small jumps. Holding space bar results in a big jump. Pressing shift makes him stand upright on the pogo stick and control makes him crouch. Some of his joints are stronger than other characters which allow him to land big jumps without breaking to pieces. Once ejected, his joints are normal strength.
The response to Pogostick Man has been pretty incredible, but this of course has resulted in a trend of unoriginal wall-jumping levels which has polluted the level browser. Please make original levels.
Second, we have exceeded ONE MILLION Facebook 'likes'. Hitting this mark was never expected. In fact, we originally were hoping for 5000 (Jim: "we did?"). And of course we talked about doing something for this event, but then planned poorly and missed it. So the surprise is that there was no surprise. We will eventually post some awesome pictures of the socks that Jim bought. Or we won't. We know you love the suspense. Thanks to everyone who clicked 'like'.
Third, the development of the forums is on hold. We estimated it would be done by now, but then something came up.
Forth, things are a bit slow right now because Jim is incarcerated in Thailand, but I assure you we're always working on something and there are a lot of things to come.
By ACHIEVERjunior on May. 27th, 2012 5:07PM
That's the problem, YOU think it's a good idea, YOU'RE the only one
By chexmixrap45 on May. 27th, 2012 6:56PM
I would like Jim to put in a email confirmation thing after you sign up, kids would be too stupid to know what email confirmation is, it would be better.
By Foggy Red Lights on May. 27th, 2012 7:20PM
I'm working on a post-apocalyptic level, does anyone want to have their names in graffiti on the Statue of Liberty/ Christ the Redeemer/ Egyptian Sphinx?
By MYMOM234 on May. 27th, 2012 7:21PM
ACHIEVER, Y U NO LIEK MY VOICE SUGGESTIONS?
By cameron3526 on May. 27th, 2012 8:04PM
idea for 3 new people:
tricycle kid; little boy riding a tricycle
skateboarder; a guy/girl skateboarding
physisist;a scientist riding a floating ball of dark matter or something like that.
thx for considering,if you even read this.
By mad bro on May. 27th, 2012 8:25PM
Jim , You should put Happy Wheels on Xbox 360. :D
By cunkeyice3 on May. 27th, 2012 8:51PM
you should make the little boy have a tricycle.oh happy wheels yeah happy wheels is the best game ever
By HungerGamesStories on May. 27th, 2012 8:53PM
I can't wait for all the updates, Can Happy Wheels get any more aweseome???!! that'd be amazing :3
By chexmixrap45 on May. 27th, 2012 9:16PM
I can not wait any longer for the forums ahrrghhh!!!!! I WANTZ EM NAOW!!, and hopfuly the poll will return after the forums release.
By LWPeterson on May. 27th, 2012 9:26PM
I want forum and poll too! But that does not mean you have to start talking like a 5 year old.
By PicnikGold on May. 27th, 2012 9:28PM
make Alice for wonderland on a crazy bycicle! :D
By Reddot3000 on May. 27th, 2012 10:05PM
You guys should do pediepie hes really funny and better than nova even though hes really funny
By Foggy Red Lights on May. 27th, 2012 11:20PM
Back to my post apocalayptic level...
A broken and ice covered Christ the Redeemer.
By 235647tj on May. 28th, 2012 01:43AM
they should make happy wheels on ps3 and xbox 360
By Jo3Kickass on May. 28th, 2012 02:29AM
All the wait, just for a long-overdue post about pogo guy that reveals nothing, and 'something came up'?
By Bert on May. 28th, 2012 04:33AM
You sure are a disrespectful cunt Jo3Kickass, a news post doesn't have to be about what YOU want, it's about recent events and what has happened within Jim/Jason's time, and also talk on Happy Wheels. Nobody gives a crap about your post.
Also, these noob posts are going to make my head explode, you know when you go crazy and keep seeing stuff? I'll surely be seeing stuff like "LET PEWDIEPIE DO THE NEXT CARIKTER VOICE!!!!!!".
I'm just hoping for a section on the forums for us non-noobs, I mean, there's hardly any good users, it'd be easy as for whoever sets it up to add our names to a special area on the forums.
I don't want every thread spammed by idiot noobs begging for PewDiePie.
Imagine a thread for noobs called: 'JIM WE WUNT PEWDIEPIE AZ A CARIKTER VOYSE', over 60,000 pages of noobs saying "MAKE PEWDIEPIE PLZ", it'd be hilarious to laugh at!
By Racer126 on May. 28th, 2012 06:02AM
if you re-voiced the dad with pewdiepie that would be awesome
By D J A Y on May. 28th, 2012 08:53AM
Hi guys sorry..havnt been online in days
By Bryce13 on May. 28th, 2012 09:32AM
nova rocks...and pewdiepie
By Supardude on May. 28th, 2012 10:01AM
Any idea why Jim got incarcerated?
By ACHIEVERjunior on May. 28th, 2012 10:12AM
FUCK THIS SHIT! FUCK ALL YOU NOOBS! I HOPE THE ZOMBIES EAT YOU SLOWLY! IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT READ THIS [url]http://globalgrind.com/news/wtf-naked-man-killed-after-eating-another-mans-face-details[/url]
By alien destroyer on May. 28th, 2012 10:59AM
i really want a minecraft level becauase i really like it.
By D J A Y on May. 28th, 2012 11:11AM
So far i made 2characters and one hazard(only mymom and achiever saw the minigun)and yet still no reply from jason
By MYMOM234 on May. 28th, 2012 11:14AM
ACHEIVER, THEY ARE THE ZOMBIES! THE ARE ZOMBIE NOOBS! THEY EAT NON-NOOBS SANITY! AND MAKE CRAPPY LEVELS! AND MAKE LAME SUGGESTIONS!!!!
DJAY, welcome back from the dead.
Bert, i hope you are right about a seperate section.
By poopchute97 on May. 28th, 2012 11:23AM
you should let PewdiePie add on to the irresponsible dad voice and when the kid dies he says I DON'T CARE!!!!!
By bradlandis99 on May. 28th, 2012 11:38AM
hey can u make a go cart character on happy wheels it would be funny thanxx for happy wheels
By ACHIEVERjunior on May. 28th, 2012 11:55AM
Listen up prick faces, some Swedish fucker who screams about backflips and vespas over and over again(who even thinks that's funny? are his audience 5?) and who the fuck calls themselves Felix? fucking cat's name! will never get a voice!
By chexmixrap45 on May. 28th, 2012 12:02PM
i can't wait for the forums, i must have them ARHHHH!!!, but since they are on hold we must wait a wee bit longer.
By nickuo69 on May. 28th, 2012 3:44PM
im wondering why they arent any new levels in the play section for a long time
By papa 8 on May. 28th, 2012 4:04PM
if you like fun and original levels,play my level named "THE END OF THE WORLD"!
By horneysheep30 on May. 28th, 2012 4:25PM
I LOVE NOVA THANK YOU FOR THOSE SEXY VOICES. :D
By ACHIEVERjunior on May. 28th, 2012 4:26PM
Fun: no sign of it anywhere
Originality: fucking nowhere to be found
By Foggy Red Lights on May. 28th, 2012 5:27PM
... I think the levels are actually looking better now. Noobish, but at least there's only about ten or fifteen overused level types on the newest 50 levels. Hopefully we'll enter that sweet stage at around June or July of this year when the n00bs lose their n00biness and the levels become better, until more n00bs take their place...
By ACHIEVERjunior on May. 28th, 2012 5:34PM
Too bad I CAN'T FUCKING PLAY
By RICKYLOL99 on May. 28th, 2012 5:34PM
i love happy wheels
By ANGRY wheels 99 on May. 28th, 2012 5:51PM
Jim is incarcerated in Thailand?!?!?!?!????!!!!
By Foggy Red Lights on May. 28th, 2012 6:22PM
If only you coul eraicate the n00bs... but then Happy Wheels would lose a lot of players and then lose revenue from ads an soon become bankrupt...oh noes.
[b] WE DEPEND ON N00BS.[/b]
By franklinn on May. 28th, 2012 6:23PM
when are you going to make other charters
By ACHIEVERjunior on May. 28th, 2012 6:38PM
When are you going to die? hopefully soon
By machelcat33 on May. 28th, 2012 7:55PM
[b][/b]i love HW!
By MYMOM234 on May. 28th, 2012 8:20PM
I FINALLY DID IT! I BEAT LABORATORY 1 WITH POGOMAN! GO CHECK THE DAMN REPLAYS! I AM NINJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By LWPeterson on May. 28th, 2012 8:40PM
Now try to beat happy green hills as pogostick man! Lol.
By theshywillraindeath on May. 28th, 2012 10:16PM
[quote]Listen up prick faces, some Swedish fucker who screams about backflips and vespas over and over again(who even thinks that's funny? are his audience 5?)[/quote]
Yes. Nuff' said.
By DemonicHunter on May. 28th, 2012 10:45PM
add my facebook guys : http://www.facebook.com/mochammad.fajriansha
By Bert on May. 29th, 2012 03:55AM
This isn't a dating site you stupid, horny 10 year old (you look 10 in your picture, maybe younger?). So no, nobody will add you, silly kids and thinking everything is a dating site, they wouldn't even know what tits are.
And I hate the fact how he said 'thanks' (not 'thx', idiot), thinking we actually did what he said.
By dylan faraday on May. 29th, 2012 05:38AM
STEPHANO, BRO, MR CHAIR, PEWDIEPIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chair mode activate!!!!!!!!!!!
By StrangeButSecks on May. 29th, 2012 07:29AM
Wow. Nova? What about Pewdiepie? -----> :P <-----
By philippinefury on May. 29th, 2012 07:54AM
Okay dude! I am dying to see a new character.
1. Dirtbike Man
2. ATV Girl
3. Scooter kid
4. Office Chair Man
5. Half-naked Bathtub Man
By theshywillraindeath on May. 29th, 2012 07:59AM
Ok, have fun dying. I really hope you don't expect any of those characters.