We are alive
By someone on May. 21st, 2012 6:43PM
Hello everyone (this is Jason). Here's that news post that everyone has been asking about.
First off, we've added Pogostick Man. All of you know this. As you might guess, he rides a pogo stick. Thanks to Nova
for providing vocals. Now when he plays Happy Wheels, he can scream with
himself. And the internet becomes a bit less lonely of a place. Some of you have asked about having other YouTube gamers record vocals. We're not really planning on doing that. A male voice was needed and Nova, who happens to have a fairly unique voice, mentioned interest. We'll most likely go and record a bunch of new voices soon. The next character vocals are most likely female.
Pressing up/down moves Pogostick Man forward/backward with small jumps. Holding space bar results in a big jump. Pressing shift makes him stand upright on the pogo stick and control makes him crouch. Some of his joints are stronger than other characters which allow him to land big jumps without breaking to pieces. Once ejected, his joints are normal strength.
The response to Pogostick Man has been pretty incredible, but this of course has resulted in a trend of unoriginal wall-jumping levels which has polluted the level browser. Please make original levels.
Second, we have exceeded ONE MILLION Facebook 'likes'. Hitting this mark was never expected. In fact, we originally were hoping for 5000 (Jim: "we did?"). And of course we talked about doing something for this event, but then planned poorly and missed it. So the surprise is that there was no surprise. We will eventually post some awesome pictures of the socks that Jim bought. Or we won't. We know you love the suspense. Thanks to everyone who clicked 'like'.
Third, the development of the forums is on hold. We estimated it would be done by now, but then something came up.
Forth, things are a bit slow right now because Jim is incarcerated in Thailand, but I assure you we're always working on something and there are a lot of things to come.
By Luigi Is pro on May. 29th, 2012 08:46AM
Well, it's quite hard understanding what's going on in the news posts. But just came back, and damn already 400 posts just to have it being released for 1 day? Imagine in 1 month, well nothing interesting has been going on with HW but I hope their is. I still don't feel like coming back to HW since it just doesn't feel like the right time.
By jongen on May. 29th, 2012 09:46AM
im thinking about playing HW again...
By DJCruz272 on May. 29th, 2012 10:55AM
Get PEwdiepie (boy) and more people.
By DEADLY x GUNZz on May. 29th, 2012 11:09AM
played it loved it cant get enough of it ;)
By nickkillszombies on May. 29th, 2012 11:12AM
Pewdiepie should get his own charcter as well :) who aggress?
By D J A Y on May. 29th, 2012 12:12PM
*Listen!*...pewdiepie will not get a motherfncking character it says so in the post
im sick and tired of these motherfncking noobs on the motherfncking site...words from samuel l. jackson himself now...why has jason not contacted me saying my characters are good but not up to standard and that they only use characters they make and blibbiddy boo blah biddy dee
By ManaHor on May. 29th, 2012 12:31PM
[b][/b]YOU SPELLED FOURTH WRONG GODDAMMIT!!!!!!!
By ACHIEVERjunior on May. 29th, 2012 12:36PM
FELIX THE CAT WILL NOT GET A CHARACTER PERIOD
By FarterMac on May. 29th, 2012 12:37PM
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By LOLO20 on May. 29th, 2012 12:38PM
i want to now what the new charecter i know she is female but i want to know what the Vehicle she have?
By minecraftfan777 on May. 29th, 2012 2:05PM
I can`t wait for the day that there is a scrolling bar besides the character select screen
By LWPeterson on May. 29th, 2012 3:07PM
No one shall tell Jim or Jason to do Pewdiepie's voice for the next character below this line:
By ACHIEVERjunior on May. 29th, 2012 3:35PM
DEW PAWEDWAE VICE FDDER CSARACTER P-S NUVA SUKS
By D J A Y on May. 29th, 2012 4:10PM
You guys and minecraft...friggen get off the net and go to the mall,we went to the mall tonight to watch men in black 3 and after we explored the mall...i never knew they had a store with just video games!
By ColeMcgrath on May. 29th, 2012 4:37PM
yeah gokujr1449 (me) says nova is awsome he should do more volcal charecters
By MYMOM234 on May. 29th, 2012 4:45PM
DJAY, its called friggin gamestop. Google it.
WHY ARE YOU NOT PROUD OF ME?????? I BEAT LABORATORY 1! WITH FUCKING POGOMAN!
LWpeterson, id like to see you try beating Laboratory one with pogoman. Happy Green Hills requires no skills, just a friggin landmine, so anyone can beat it if they grind at it enough. WITH ANY FUCKING CHARACTER
By ACHIEVERjunior on May. 29th, 2012 5:38PM
I beat a heart donation once
By LWPeterson on May. 29th, 2012 5:41PM
I bet I can do laboratory 1 with pogo man. ACHIEVER nobody cares about heart donations. And how many recommends does happy wheels have on google?
By ACHIEVERjunior on May. 29th, 2012 6:23PM
No one cares about laboratory 1 either
By K1NGK0BR4 on May. 29th, 2012 6:24PM
we know that...iv played this since around 500 likes......make a new person that is actualy cool
By chexmixrap45 on May. 29th, 2012 6:30PM
Hey dofus he is planing on releasing a tuk tuk character this summer so shush!
By extinction101 on May. 29th, 2012 6:50PM
I agree about the un-original levels but they still get praised while the new levels are pushed aside and given unfair ratings unless its got something they can copy 90% of the time. And does amybody know how to make those vehicles (maybe a character actually idk for sure) where you start instantly as the vehicle without your character being shown? (like the one where your the easter bunny and push a cart with a big egg in it around) Or if its a custom character how to make them and how to use them? If you know this information please explain it to me by sending me a private message @ Extinction101 ovbiousley on this website =). Check my stuff out if you like and keep making original levels, peace.
By hardcorecraper on May. 29th, 2012 7:36PM
pewdiepie has a more "uniqe" voice do him next. character idea: jogger a guy jogging
(p.s. i play happy wheels on my youtube channel im hardcorecraper on youtube also)
By gwrtw on May. 29th, 2012 8:30PM
AWESOME CAN'T WHATE
By BigManBro on May. 29th, 2012 8:31PM
I LOVE HAPPY WHEELS CAN'T WAIT FOR NEW CHARECTER!!:D :) ^_^
By LWPeterson on May. 29th, 2012 8:53PM
[b][i][u]HOW MANY RECOMMENDS DOES HAPPY WHEELS HAVE ON GOOGLE!?[/u][/i][/b]
By happywheelchamp122 on May. 29th, 2012 9:09PM
jason here are some ideas for people
1. zombie riding in a meat car
2. gagster in a gold skooter
3. a cop riding a polive van
4. a docter riding a dolly
By thorn123123 on May. 29th, 2012 9:57PM
I am so definitely waiting for the socks. Anyone who read harry potter knows about dobby and dobby loves socks. SOCKS!!!!
By mighty beanz on May. 30th, 2012 01:20AM
When Is the new stuff coming out
By Bert on May. 30th, 2012 02:31AM
NEVER, AND SHUT UP NOOBS! FUCK PEWDIEPIE, WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT SOME GUY WHO PLAYS HAPPY WHEELS!
Like in most comment boxes, there needs to be a rules section above it, even though noobs can't read and don't have the attention span to follow rules, it'd still show the stupid crap they beg for is not allowed.
By moomoomoo92 on May. 30th, 2012 05:36AM
add a guy on a quod bike with a kid on the back and the voice over pudiepie
By UrMartianApple on May. 30th, 2012 06:02AM
I see Jim everyday on totaljerkface.com...
he's a wizard for creating Happy Wheels, an emo because he makes a game where you have to kill yourself he's a mummy because he is "KNOWN" to be dead but MOST IMPORTANTLY, a demon because he's GONNA GO TO HELL
(LOL Just Kidding! You Rock Jim! You too Jason!)BROMANCE!!!
By S P A R T A on May. 30th, 2012 06:31AM
LOL Dobby and his socks...
By coollegocreator on May. 30th, 2012 06:46AM
how often do u put a new character in this i cant wait to see them all
By joshrouss on May. 30th, 2012 07:21AM
there should be a new character thats pewdiepie for vocals and it should be him on computer chair that if he goes rally fast off cliff it flys anyone agree?
By klipklop2 on May. 30th, 2012 07:24AM
make a character on a kart k(c)artman :)
By chexmixrap45 on May. 30th, 2012 07:28AM
How about Jim makes a rapist, that rapes you up the ass :)
By theshywillraindeath on May. 30th, 2012 08:03AM
@ chexmixrap45 That sounds like a much better idea. And maybe the new character IS Pewdiepie, didn't Jason say that it would have female vocals?
By D J A Y on May. 30th, 2012 08:43AM
I will soon attempt to download box2d
By ACHIEVERjunior on May. 30th, 2012 10:35AM
I played a game called mutilate a doll which has the box2d engine, you can make arrows and explosions and lasers and shit
By Skaterboybob on May. 30th, 2012 10:43AM
I like pogo guy but i noticed a glitch, when one has the pogostick on an Npc's body, One cannot move unless using a jump.
By ACHIEVERjunior on May. 30th, 2012 12:04PM
That's not a glitch, and stop using "one" just say you, it doesn't make you seem any more sophisticated
By chexmixrap45 on May. 30th, 2012 12:36PM
i hate it when pogoman don't wanna balance on NPC's -_-
By ToTaLbOsS03 on May. 30th, 2012 12:37PM
incarcerated in thailand? lol is that a joke
By LWPeterson on May. 30th, 2012 3:16PM
A friend of mine thought there were only 10 levels on happy wheels.
By ACHIEVERjunior on May. 30th, 2012 3:43PM
You should sacrifice him to Jim
By D J A Y on May. 30th, 2012 3:53PM
By I360DOGS on May. 30th, 2012 3:53PM
Can you add a nice character like a scooter kid
By HappyPwns on May. 30th, 2012 3:53PM
You should have jet pack guy he could fly with his jet pack press space to fly and hold space and press a arrow to go in that derection and voice would be by captainsparkelz