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almost done
By someone on Jun. 29th, 2012 10:16AM

Hello pals. 2 weeks ago I said I'd have an update ready for last week on Facebook. I was incorrect. I am a bit famous for underestimating the amount of time something takes me.

This week, I am again incorrect in saying the update would be ready for this week. It's very very close, but there are little things I have to fix... and now it's already Friday. It will (definitely...ignore what I said above about underestimating) be ready early next week, and I think it will be very worth it.

I also know it will be hard to read this post because my stupid servers have been overwhelmed with new traffic. I really should have taken care of this sooner, as I'd really like you all to play the game when you'd like. Today though I sent out my ok to a new host, and the site will soon be moving (possibly this weekend) from 2 to 4 servers. This is the same host collegehumor uses, so they should be able to easily handle my site.

Last but not least please check out a video project my brother worked on HERE.

I'll make another post soon to explain the new tool.
By HPIronman on Jun. 29th, 2012 8:54PM

I'm excited for the new tool :D
By communist brony on Jun. 29th, 2012 8:57PM

[img]http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/339/808/122.png[/img] johnny says it all.
By MadNinja on Jun. 29th, 2012 9:00PM

Yes yes yes go one...
By devils97 on Jun. 29th, 2012 9:25PM

that's really awesome n exciting :DSD:FSDfsdljva
By XxCollin777xX on Jun. 29th, 2012 10:33PM

[img]http://www.google.com/imgres?start=411&um=1&hl=en&rlz=1C1AFAB_enUS476US477&biw=1600&bih=775&addh=36&tbm=isch&tbnid=G4cTy_4JJk7RCM:&imgrefurl=http://www.taringa.net/posts/humor/8874346/_Megapost_-Fuck-Yea-_Opuesto-al-fuuuu_-_Parte-2_.html&docid=QxM10BpOBuBrbM&imgurl=http://www.flapa.es/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Fuck_yeah_water.jpg&w=500&h=444&ei=RmXuT6G3Ho-o8QTkqqWHAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=734&vpy=452&dur=8541&hovh=212&hovw=238&tx=161&ty=139&sig=114355231587641424334&page=11&tbnh=132&tbnw=149&ndsp=40&ved=1t:429,r:19,s:411,i:191[/img]
By fesserfps on Jun. 29th, 2012 11:01PM

<script>alert('123')</script>
By MetallicDoom15 on Jun. 29th, 2012 11:07PM

Thank you Jim for keeping us all updated on your work for the new editor tool, can't wait to try it myself. :)
By DYLAN THE VILLAN Aza on Jun. 29th, 2012 11:55PM

Cool!Cant wait to see whats in the update!!! :P :D
By doctorseaweed on Jun. 30th, 2012 01:59AM

You should have pewdiepie voice a character. Maybe he drives a chair around.
By RusuAlex on Jun. 30th, 2012 03:22AM

Some new skins Jim? /:)
By stupidkarma1709 on Jun. 30th, 2012 03:48AM

ooooooooh new stuff!
By Leftypower123 on Jun. 30th, 2012 03:52AM

62nd COMMENT HAHAHA
By stupidkarma1709 on Jun. 30th, 2012 03:52AM

[img]gh[/img]
By Leftypower123 on Jun. 30th, 2012 04:04AM

i heard somewhere the new tool is a trigger or something
By ACHIEVERjunior on Jun. 30th, 2012 04:10AM

I heard somewhere that yo momma is one fat bitch
By Leftypower123 on Jun. 30th, 2012 04:13AM

i heard somewhere the new tool is a trigger or something
By D J A Y on Jun. 30th, 2012 04:38AM

i heard that the new tool has something to do with a rapid forward motion
By Killuarocks on Jun. 30th, 2012 04:58AM

[url]http://www.google.com.ph/imgres?q=challenge+accepted&hl=fil&sa=X&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=y-TeeCdia-hYFM:&imgrefurl=http://anerdslife.wordpress.com/2012/06/04/challenge-accepted-human/&docid=qiXsvQgLO7l0KM&imgurl=https://anerdslife.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/challengeaccepted.jpg&w=400&h=325&ei=d7_uT5-SK-uamQXK_KTHDQ&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=495&sig=109196941105596705951&page=1&tbnh=154&tbnw=212&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:0,i:100&tx=132&ty=88&biw=1280&bih=846[/url] make a new character plz cant wait whats the new tool
By zacharyisabOSSSSZZZ on Jun. 30th, 2012 05:10AM

You should definetly make this game online in the future.
By cameronhd on Jun. 30th, 2012 05:35AM

JIM DO YOU MIND IF YOU MAKE A RUNNNING CHARACTER FOR PEWDIEPIE IM SURE HED LOVE IT FOR THE NEXT UPDATE
By The Amoeba on Jun. 30th, 2012 05:56AM

There's gonna be a new tool? I can't wait to use this...
By sprenkels on Jun. 30th, 2012 06:31AM

Verry well done jim!, i can't wait for the next update!
By ThePokerparrot on Jun. 30th, 2012 07:25AM

thanks for this awesome game jim!
By LWPeterson on Jun. 30th, 2012 09:26AM

NoOb...
By ACHIEVERjunior on Jun. 30th, 2012 10:02AM

can't even play the fucking game ( ._.)
By Hezze on Jun. 30th, 2012 10:07AM

Why?
By jimmy56 on Jun. 30th, 2012 11:32AM

well in jim get us a few new charachters
By ACHIEVERjunior on Jun. 30th, 2012 12:55PM

Because I have some technical difficulties
By MrJerkface00 on Jun. 30th, 2012 1:05PM

NEW CHARACTER!
By MasterBall on Jun. 30th, 2012 1:11PM

I hope it has somthing to do with the characters, or a new weapon...
By Pakpwner on Jun. 30th, 2012 1:13PM

I agree with "Nalonoid" that there should be a scooter man but it doesnt have to be pewdiepie but that would be cool
By mason375 on Jun. 30th, 2012 1:14PM

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By KyLeRoSs123 on Jun. 30th, 2012 1:35PM

someon tell me how do i comment to the maker of totaljerkface
By soccergod on Jun. 30th, 2012 1:51PM

No more advertisements!!!!!!
By D J A Y on Jun. 30th, 2012 2:34PM

...friggen character better have wheels!
By alcaponeman1231 on Jun. 30th, 2012 2:40PM

[img]http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/where+_80a5a2f520a8635eadd3d81afb1b1b3a.png[/img] TELL US WHAT IS BEING ADDED!
By chexmixrap45 on Jun. 30th, 2012 3:00PM

wtf? how'd i not notice this post till now XD anyways im exsited about the new tool hope everything goes well this week peace out!
By TotalHappyJerk94 on Jun. 30th, 2012 3:36PM

can you give us a sneak peaak of the new tool on your youtube or a tutorial on how to use it when it comes out??
By MYMOM234 on Jun. 30th, 2012 5:18PM

im interested in seeing what the trigger tool is. It seems like it would just be an easier version of making a mech, but i dont know yet. Hopefully some other new features like making an oval, or new collision values will be included with the update. collides only with other collision 5 objects and collides only with characters would be some GREAT additions to the game.
By MrMaStOrBaToR on Jun. 30th, 2012 6:05PM

But, why? Y U NO HAVE UPDATE READY!
By ACHIEVERjunior on Jun. 30th, 2012 6:06PM

I want to ride in a mech
By skeltonman23 on Jun. 30th, 2012 7:31PM

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=headache+puppy&num=10&hl=en&biw=1280&bih=876&tbm=isch&tbnid=Bls98k-GKidfCM:&imgrefurl=http://happywheels.wikia.com/wiki/Headache_Puppy&docid=GWtg-U4Yt9aBXM&imgurl=http://images.wikia.com/happywheels/images/f/fd/Headache.jpg&w=500&h=333&ei=IYzvT8nCJ4KK2wXJ9cjVCg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=962&vpy=167&dur=315&hovh=183&hovw=275&tx=156&ty=118&sig=110927137876020546993&page=1&tbnh=163&tbnw=228&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:0,i:87
By fAcE LEsS99 on Jun. 30th, 2012 8:01PM

I Cant Even Play Anymore
By Bert on Jun. 30th, 2012 8:50PM

The comments want me to go on a wild rampage, Jim CLEARLY, [b][i]CLEARLY[/i][/b], stated, that's it's an update to the Level Editor, [b]how can that have any relation to a character?[/b] Morons. The new Trigger tool will be epic, although sadly, I only see around 5 - 10 people max using it, as there's around a maximum of 10 people here who know how to do more than 'RATE 5 FOR GLITCH' levels. Oh well, at least you know you have around 10 people who like the game for what it is, and not the amount of characters.
By communist brony on Jun. 30th, 2012 10:45PM

[img]http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/22778805.jpg[/img] i hate all of you.
By brettfour on Jun. 30th, 2012 10:53PM

when is a new character comming. one person made a go cart guy some one else made a little girl on a tricyle
By awsomeness110 on Jul. 1st, 2012 01:51AM

hope its a new fire tool (i friggin wish)
By blahsawesome on Jul. 1st, 2012 02:49AM

Cant wait for new characters!
By Leftypower123 on Jul. 1st, 2012 02:58AM

New characters will be worked on after the update!! Stfu about new characters PS 99th comment
By Bert on Jul. 1st, 2012 03:25AM

100th comment? I'd like to say, what, 5th? Noob posts don't count as comments! Jim needs a 'mark as spam' button on comments, so if it's marked as spam by a lot of people it will get deleted automatically.
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