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almost done
By someone on Jun. 29th, 2012 10:16AM

Hello pals. 2 weeks ago I said I'd have an update ready for last week on Facebook. I was incorrect. I am a bit famous for underestimating the amount of time something takes me.

This week, I am again incorrect in saying the update would be ready for this week. It's very very close, but there are little things I have to fix... and now it's already Friday. It will (definitely...ignore what I said above about underestimating) be ready early next week, and I think it will be very worth it.

I also know it will be hard to read this post because my stupid servers have been overwhelmed with new traffic. I really should have taken care of this sooner, as I'd really like you all to play the game when you'd like. Today though I sent out my ok to a new host, and the site will soon be moving (possibly this weekend) from 2 to 4 servers. This is the same host collegehumor uses, so they should be able to easily handle my site.

Last but not least please check out a video project my brother worked on HERE.

I'll make another post soon to explain the new tool.
By Foggy Red Lights on Jul. 3rd, 2012 8:18PM

I never really noticed the polls, and the last one I remember was that one like: What should I do next? -Water -Fire -Zombies -Eat a sandwich *sniff* Good times.
By sn10069009 on Jul. 3rd, 2012 8:26PM

just wanted to tell u that the game is pretty slow so try and fix this cuz i have the best internet possible and it still is very slow thank you -sn10069009
By azfanatic11 on Jul. 3rd, 2012 9:36PM

Jim have you heard of some people called Douglas Segatto and Leonardo Buares. They hacked happy wheels and made 250,000 bot accounts to spam levels called "Leonardo Buares and haxxorz! Leonardo's youtube account is www.youtube.com/LeonardobBuares. PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.
By hlias77 on Jul. 4th, 2012 03:08AM

i can't wait for the new version of HW
By Bert on Jul. 4th, 2012 04:33AM

[quote]By liljimmy1234 on Jul. 3rd, 2012 7:58pm Do you have to have face book to get the upgrade??[/quote] This must be your first day on the Internet. Please, go enjoy your first day somewhere else. [quote]By azfanatic11 on Jul. 3rd, 2012 9:36pm Jim have you heard of some people called Douglas Segatto and Leonardo Buares. They hacked happy wheels and made 250,000 bot accounts to spam levels called "Leonardo Buares and haxxorz! Leonardo's youtube account is www.youtube.com/LeonardobBuares. PLEASE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.[/quote] Thank you Captain Obvious, got any more obvious information to share?
By Rhys2526 on Jul. 4th, 2012 04:39AM

hope there are new characters
By Killer Cheese on Jul. 4th, 2012 06:53AM

This site gave me an advert for "localslags.co.uk" That sure is a tempting offer...
By AntusBoy on Jul. 4th, 2012 08:00AM

Why are 3/4 of the Happy Wheels userbase incompetent retards that can't pick up what Jim says? He has said that there will be no new characters until after this update! Also, stop aking for them! They'll come in time! So, calm those tits.
By test123 on Jul. 4th, 2012 08:13AM

It's a beautiful game, i love this game !
By kitty125 on Jul. 4th, 2012 08:37AM

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By Foggy Red Lights on Jul. 4th, 2012 09:17AM

I hope the new tool comes out today, for if it doesn't, the promise would be technically broken broken :( [quote]...it will (definitely...ignore what I said above about underestimating) be ready early next week...[/quote]
By troeliepoes on Jul. 4th, 2012 10:32AM

why y dont make a charater for PewDiePie?
By HEXCONN7 on Jul. 4th, 2012 10:33AM

omfg just appreciate his hard work,
By Brandenwhalen on Jul. 4th, 2012 10:37AM

is wednesday still early week
By theshywillraindeath on Jul. 4th, 2012 10:41AM

AntusBoy Finnaly, someone who understands. Only problem is that your username is almost Anus Boy. :| troeliepoes Nope.
By ACHIEVERjunior on Jul. 4th, 2012 10:44AM

shit just got serious son!
By Hezze on Jul. 4th, 2012 11:08AM

Haha, yeah.
By Zegrento on Jul. 4th, 2012 11:29AM

"almost done" "By on Jan. 1st, 1970 12:00am" Damn, you really underestimated the needed time!
By Foggy Red Lights on Jul. 4th, 2012 11:41AM

Too awesome! The new tool rocks! oh, thanks Jim, I love it. Triggers were complicated over the years of Happy Wheels... look at it now! oh wow...I don't know how to thank you! level creators, unite! S e c r e t c o d e
By LWPeterson on Jul. 4th, 2012 1:07PM

Trololol. I have just updated my website! [url]http://tjftutorialsandwalkthroughs.webs.com[/url]
By Cr4zy on Jul. 4th, 2012 1:40PM

THE EPIC NESS!!!
By Hezze on Jul. 4th, 2012 1:41PM

Is the new update up? I can't see it...
By ACHIEVERjunior on Jul. 4th, 2012 1:53PM

Great a new update and I have to wait a decade to see it
By datnigga101 on Jul. 4th, 2012 2:16PM

FIRST COMMENT
By Hezze on Jul. 4th, 2012 2:19PM

@datnigga101 Now thats the biggest fail I've ever seen in my whole life!
By cowboy1993 on Jul. 4th, 2012 2:57PM

lolololololollololololololololololololololololololololoololoololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololoololololollolololololollololololololololololololololololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Q!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i am done.
By deadly4200 on Jul. 4th, 2012 3:05PM

Last :( ...for now!!! MUHAHAHAHAHHAHAJAAHAHHAAHAHHAHAJHAJHAJHAJHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA lol
By huntert on Jul. 4th, 2012 3:31PM

Hey, Jim? You promised the update would be ready early this week. Can you at least tell us what it will be? (let me guess: it's out already)
By D J A Y on Jul. 4th, 2012 4:03PM

Is the update out yet!
By Double double on Jul. 4th, 2012 4:06PM

video is funny
By ACHIEVERjunior on Jul. 4th, 2012 4:06PM

FUCK*punches wall*
By Flamin Soldier on Jul. 4th, 2012 4:35PM

i wonder whats the new tool and i wish there was fire and water :(
By kirbykible on Jul. 4th, 2012 4:47PM

fdsdfsffucsk fuck fuck
By cowboy1993 on Jul. 4th, 2012 6:25PM

lol
By hellbringer76 on Jul. 4th, 2012 7:42PM

the update isnt out yet! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By LWPeterson on Jul. 4th, 2012 9:25PM

Hey guys. By looking on the bottom left corner you will see a number saying: v1.65. Whenever happy wheels has been updated the number will go up. So when it says: V1.66 then it means the tool is out!
By InFAMOUS Random Guy on Jul. 4th, 2012 11:56PM

Make a new character!
By DROPDEADlife on Jul. 5th, 2012 12:23AM

I think it would be cool if your character could walk. I dono if it would ruin the game or not. But thanks Jim for workin hard on the game, it will pay off.
By smiggls on Jul. 5th, 2012 02:28AM

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By Bert on Jul. 5th, 2012 03:10AM

@DROPDEADlife [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e9/Bicycle_wheel.jpg[/img] Do walking people have these? It may take a few years for your brain to realise what I mean.
By SheldonStinson on Jul. 5th, 2012 04:11AM

I can not wait for the new character! can U give us a hint like what ride or name?
By Frontier Explorer on Jul. 5th, 2012 05:00AM

I Hope Its Guns Jim?
By Hezze on Jul. 5th, 2012 05:10AM

It's a tool, dammit!
By rattacko123 on Jul. 5th, 2012 05:49AM

happy wheels doesn't load properly. Is it under maintenance?
By Loljurgen on Jul. 5th, 2012 08:26AM

lol i hope its an update where anyone has the ability to remove all of the 2 minute-made swords that you can find
By viperhardrocker on Jul. 5th, 2012 08:59AM

http://epicfreeprizes.com/?ref=44757
By LWPeterson on Jul. 5th, 2012 09:46AM

Hey guys I have just updated my website! Click the link below to see what's new! [url]http://tjftutorialsandwalkthroughs.webs.com[/url]
By robbie kenyon on Jul. 5th, 2012 10:42AM

make a annoying orange on a leave suggestions guys
By ACHIEVERjunior on Jul. 5th, 2012 10:57AM

W...what?
By LWPeterson on Jul. 5th, 2012 11:26AM

Their should be exercise bicycle women with the poll attached to the ground broken and she should be fat with a muffin top.
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