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sort of done
By someone on Jul. 6th, 2012 10:16AM

Ok, the new update is up (but not entirely finished). With Thailand jail and the length of time this took, it's actually been a long while since my last update to the game. Sorry about that.

The update is a new tool that you can use to trigger events during gameplay. The player rides through a trigger area, and various things are activated. Right now you can either activate an object or play a sound.

In most cases, activating an object is waking it up if it's in a sleeping state. Certain special items have more useful activations. Mines will explode and boosts and fans will turn on. You currently cannot decide what the activation will be; you are given a default action. I will change that with a future update... I ran out of time and only thought of it halfway through developing. It'd be cool if rather than just waking up a shape, you could make it appear, disappear, set it to a fixed or non-fixed state, give it a certain velocity, fade in/out, blah blah blah.

If you choose to play a sound effect instead, you don't attach the trigger to any other objects. You just select the sound, and set the volume and panning. With proper use of delay, you can probably make some horrible songs from various screams. Now you can hear "oh my leg!" until it's unbearable (if it's not already).

I do plan on adding ambient sounds but ran out of time today. I will work on that first thing next week. Going through various sound libraries and setting up loops is longer and more tedious than expected.

By LWPeterson on Aug. 6th, 2012 4:41PM

ACHIEVER that's mean. Seriously? You only have 4 subscribers and 0 video views on your youtube. Lol. You make nooby levels too.

By ACHIEVERjunior on Aug. 6th, 2012 6:06PM

I do not accept people as subscribers unless I know them from somewhere, somewhere on the internet, I also did not create my channel to upload videos, so stick that up your arse and light it

By Bert on Aug. 6th, 2012 6:12PM

Uh, then there's no point in making videos. Subscribers are supposed to be random people, you can't delete everyone you don't know, it doesn't make sense!

By wafflesmakemesyrup on Aug. 6th, 2012 9:25PM

I can't zoom in or out of the level editor and there seems to be distortion in the editor sometimes.

By DiCE on Aug. 7th, 2012 03:34AM

[b]Still no UPDATE[/b] [img]http://i.imgur.com/qbox0.png[/img]

By alien destroyer on Aug. 7th, 2012 04:33AM

yeah that is really cool i like your thinking jim oh yeah and nice face you look really cool with that face on you when there is an update cool and send me a message if you are reading my posts and has anyone hacked me

By ACHIEVERjunior on Aug. 7th, 2012 06:00AM

uh Bert, that's why I HAVEN'T UPLOADED ANY FUCKING VIDEOS! I can also let whoever I want subscribe to me, although I wouldn't know why anyone would since all I do is argue with people

By Staticpony on Aug. 7th, 2012 5:04PM

HI all! New guy here!Just making my first map but it PISSES ME OFF! I want to test my level,but after a 10 or so try,i get an unbearable input lag.I press up a tiny bit while holding onto a car and it accelerates and DOES NOT STOP until it reaches the END of the map.Or another example.I'm flying and trying to grab the rope.He holds onto it but after i release the space button he just hangs there for seconds. Any way to fix this?I'm sick of restarting the whole browser every 2-3 minutes and wait the ad time and reload the level.

By LWPeterson on Aug. 7th, 2012 5:21PM

[b]Quote:[/b] "all I do is argue with people" You don't say? [url]https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRr83pTa8Co7wWfTKIiy0llupmej_BOPTusSlqUyX5njfMOGjm0gw[/url]

By ACHIEVERjunior on Aug. 7th, 2012 6:08PM

image upload fail

By Safety on Aug. 7th, 2012 8:51PM

Staticpony, we used to have someone like you going on rants and long posts, if you want to be considered a non-annoyance you should probably stop. -Safety, Safety, Safety...

By Wtfaflyingmoose2 on Aug. 8th, 2012 10:22AM

Once again, I am logged in at the top right of the screen but the game says that I am not logged in when I go to load my levels. This is the second time I have experienced this! Fix it!

By jet2420 on Aug. 8th, 2012 10:54AM

hey jim... after i finish testing a level then i try to press "t" teh whole game freezes.... and help?

By ALFAMAIL11 on Aug. 8th, 2012 11:37AM

great new update but the game itself is the update in life (pro face)

By willakilla13 on Aug. 8th, 2012 12:38PM

there's a bug on my laptop version of happy wheels that when i try to search it goes 0123 ect. and it doesn't work when i press z, shift, ctrl, and c. do you think you can fix it by the next update? [img]http://s372.photobucket.com/albums/oo168/dejay_francis_08/Me/Album%20Art/Fun%20Pix/?action=view&current=Jigsaw-puppet.png&sort=ascending[/img] Live and do the update, or die make your choice

By LWPeterson on Aug. 8th, 2012 6:05PM

I have a youtube. Who wants to see it? Bet achiever dosen't! Lol.

By D J A Y on Aug. 9th, 2012 01:00AM

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By justbuildingtoo on Aug. 19th, 2012 12:08AM

can you send friend requests on here and make some new people bro

By kjmac91 on Aug. 25th, 2012 6:24PM

hey man By the way ITS SOOOOOOOO COOOOOOOL

By biollante on Aug. 26th, 2012 11:07AM

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By biollante on Aug. 26th, 2012 11:08AM

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By BeLikeMagic on Aug. 29th, 2012 09:27AM

o_0

By himyname is buttface on Sep. 5th, 2012 10:13PM

ughhhh i need uptade add me :3

By 2eyedcyclops on Sep. 7th, 2012 10:32PM

Nice job jim! keep up the good work!

By 2eyedcyclops on Sep. 7th, 2012 10:34PM

Nice job jim! keep up the good work!

By onemoregamer on Sep. 18th, 2012 12:51AM

I love me some Happy Wheels and [url=http://www.kanogames.com/profile/developer/total-jerkface]Total Jerkface[/url] rocks!

By Elgoo on Oct. 9th, 2012 3:40PM

Jim... This gotta be the worst day of my life... Just finished my level after 10 HOURS of work... and this is what i get: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? you must be logged in" You dont wanna know my reaction because I AM logged in.. 10 HOURS FLEW AWAY!!!

By hev hev on Oct. 25th, 2012 07:31AM

ALELUA!BOOM!

By MadeInCalifornia on Nov. 8th, 2012 12:29AM

lol xD the face

By superhen01 on Nov. 29th, 2012 01:38AM

im fucking annoed i made a huge level and i cant save it even though im logged in

By ccccaaaatttttzzzzzz on Dec. 2nd, 2012 12:35AM

it keeps saying I am not logged in :Z rage :Z

By ccccaaaatttttzzzzzz on Dec. 2nd, 2012 12:38AM

opps I should hit enter 2 times OMG ANSWER ON HOW TO FIX THIS STUPID PROBLEM IS 11 PAGES NOT ENOUGH DO YOU NEED 10 MORE PAGES OF PEOPLE TO FIX IT!!!!!!!!! RAGE!!!!!!!!

By Quocalimar on Dec. 2nd, 2012 7:26PM

I love the game, and only recently have I had actual problems. I know everyone's having the same issue, but it's saying I'm still not logged in. It's mostly vanity reasons I log in to show off my HW prowess. Thx for a cool game.

By anne6969x on Dec. 5th, 2012 2:27PM

you should make a level where all the characters are in a wresling cage tryin to get each other out

By anne6969x on Dec. 5th, 2012 2:28PM

you should make a level where all the characters are in a wresling cage tryin to get each other out

By CleanlyOregon9 on Dec. 6th, 2012 01:19AM

how are we posting this stuff if we cant log on

By derezzerXX7345 on Dec. 26th, 2012 09:57AM

Please help me everyone i stuck in the "loading maps" screen

By derezzerXX7345 on Dec. 26th, 2012 09:58AM

Please help me everyone i stuck in the "loading maps" screen

By olly312 on Dec. 30th, 2012 1:05PM

i cant do anything it says im logged out!!!!! its so so so so so so so soso so so soso so so soso so so soso so so soso so so soso so so soso so so soso so so soso so so soso so so soso so so soso so so coco so so soso so so so so so soso so so soso so so soso so so soso so so soso so so soso so so soso so so so anoying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol i bet no 1 realised 1 of teh words are coco

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