Germany land
By Happy Wheels on August 09, 2011
Hello guys,
We are in Berlin, and so far it's going splendidly. We are doing a fine job of drinking and eating. Doner kebab is tasty. I haven't eaten much actual German food, but every other nationality represented here has been delicious. You also don't tip anywhere, which still has me feeling guilty after most meals.
I am disappointed in that I have not discovered any poop shelf toilets, which I thought were still prevalent.
I speak no German. No, I do know the word "Hallo". That means hello. Jason knows 4 more words than I do, and can also count to ten. My method of communication is going up to people and asking "Hallo... do you speak English?". Thankfully, most younger people respond with "yes". I am also good with pointing and shrugging my shoulders.
You may have noticed the forums are down. After the server migration, the site was still performing poorly. It seems that the poorly optimized forum was greatly affecting site performance. Adura has currently taken them down, and is working to replace them with an actual real forum. That should fix several related, horrible site problems. In the meantime, that has also caused the site to run well.
We're going to try to get a bit of work done here on slow days. We really have to add in a remove favorites function. I'm happy to see lots of stupid jet levels. I have to find some levels to feature. If anyone still finds bugs with the new character, please comment here.
By LWPeterson on January 03, 2021
I remember when there was like a number of comments contest here.
By LWPeterson on November 04, 2017
That's good hassan.
I remember when there was a contest to have more comments than this one.
By maniac123456 on February 27, 2013
how do you get a youre level featured
By trolologuy56 on February 15, 2013
hmm i have a bug my game freezes,it says "loading sounds 61%"
then it freezes
oh and i am german :D
By Mizzswag on May 06, 2012
how do i create levels?
By ACHIEVERjunior on April 24, 2012
This is a piece of history right here
By Brainiac on April 22, 2012
[quote]Sprechen Sie keinen Deutch?
Nach schade...[/quote]
Google translate that!
By phantom1324 on March 26, 2012
why would u go to germany land whats so funn there nothin blah! :p
By theshywillraindeath on February 15, 2012
The game Germany Land? That's the name of the news post stupid!
By Your Dieing xD on February 02, 2012
how do you play the game GERMANY LAND because i really wanna play it!
By dragon999 on January 18, 2012
f***ing awesome and fun game
By Nvd on January 02, 2012
Whaha nie story but 'Nein' means 'no'
By sockmonkey23 on December 28, 2011
Wow my mom was born in Germany
By scareface101 on December 23, 2011
Why on happy wheels when i just played the game a hole bunch of levels poped up why isnt it like missons:)
By MiniMidge on December 21, 2011
hi Jim Bonacci, if you and all your friends could check out my levels I would greatly appreciate it. Thanks.
-MiniMidge-
By miroku113 on December 21, 2011
lucky i want to go to an different country
By lautaro7288 on December 19, 2011
que buen juego!!! :)
By FLUFFEE1 on December 18, 2011
13th oh jimbo jimby jimmy jimmy jim i love your games but divine intervention should have more levels and happy wheels should have a new character called santa who rides a sled and has a rocket on it
By D J A Y on December 18, 2011
hey im killercheese...cheese off stinky
By Safety on December 09, 2011
Yay me, oh I'm gay? SEXY PARTY!
By Killer Cheese on December 09, 2011
Last comment here. Anybody who posts below this line is gay.
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By dalto22 on December 08, 2011
MOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR BALLZ ^INCORRECT
By Safety on December 08, 2011
MOAR BALLZ! ^ Incorrect.
By dalto22 on December 06, 2011
Balls. ^Incorrect.
By Safety on December 06, 2011
Balls. ^ Incorrect.
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By D Jay on October 16, 2011
why do u have such a stupid name
and like i said stop commenting here
By ButtPlugThomas on October 16, 2011
HAHA OMFG YOU GUYS ARE SOOO MAD!!!!111111!!! FUCK YALLS!
By D Jay on October 15, 2011
stop posting here!!!
By D Jay on October 12, 2011
i meant to say i was 2,142 but guess what!!!
...i'm bored
By Buried Ostrich on October 11, 2011
Let's keep talking here shall we? I guess no one will acknowledge my comment, but this is a lot of fun to read!
By D Jay on October 11, 2011
haha im 2,242 suckers
By colonel Ford on October 11, 2011
And can they really think they would actually see Jim in a city that fucking huge?
By Lost Soul on October 10, 2011
2,240 comment >:3
By colonel Ford on October 07, 2011
HE LEFT GERMANY A MONTH AGO.
By tsilikas on October 05, 2011
dear Jim
now that u are in Germany can u stop by t Greece and say a hello oh and if u come don't go to Athens
come to Thessaloniki our city is better
By Psycopath48 on October 03, 2011
so jims already made a new post and im talking here. oh well i get the last comment
By cjbob on October 03, 2011
Hey jim u should make a thing called create character and no offense but the coins r kinda stupid this isnt mario
By colonel Ford on October 03, 2011
because its cool.. now stop commenting.
By Killer Cheese on October 02, 2011
Why are people still commenting on here??
By lildude227 on October 01, 2011
Fuck saftey that guy sucks dick
By Safety on October 01, 2011
^lol! He's banned again!!!
By chikyrocks10 on September 30, 2011
[i]abandon this shit!!![/i]
By Flash Fighter 3000 on September 30, 2011
@Killer
Technically he didn't ban me, he deleted my account. Plus, I have been telling you guys this. I TROLLED YOU BECAUSE YOU GUYS TROLLED ME!
By ROMErulez on September 30, 2011
There is a glitch with the coins: whenever i restart it adds the e.g.6 to 6.... anyways there's a glitch
By ACHIEVERjunior on September 30, 2011
am I missing something here? has the game been updated because now it just says load and that's it
By colonel Ford on September 30, 2011
V. 1.48, as norbi10 said there a tokens like that pizza from the Mayans
By norbi10 on September 30, 2011
Tokens are cool.
By ACHIEVERjunior on September 30, 2011
JIM! YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH TIME OFF!
By TJF internal on September 30, 2011
jongens interview is ready .
(Will soon appear here)